The people involved here probably don't even respect bussy all that much.

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Can a trap have a bussy?

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He should become a trap and make his own porn.

What the fuck is it with guys refusing to accept they're bi?

"I'm not gay but I get sexually excited by dicks"

My favourite one is: "it's just a kink I swear! I could never kiss a guy!!"

Kissing disgusting men? 0/10! Sucking juicy cock? 10/10!

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/r/TotallyStraight in a nutshell

Assumed this was a joke sub, opened it on public transport

Yeah you don't want to do that.

Woah woah woah woah woah woah. The op of the linked thread isn't a cock sucker. He just admires a nice cock on a beautiful woman. Completely different.

Wasting your breath. 13yr olds on reddit just want to “LOL UR GAYYYYY”. Save it

Bruh you like dick

On trannies, sure. Issue?

Straight men don't like dick.

You don't need to comstantly tell us the gays revolt you in between your rampant cock fetishism.

Traps are not gay.

They're as straight as you are.

They're a little gay

Traps are pretty gay, Futa however is literally as straight as it gets.

Depends on who's on top

Because other people (read: male friends) won't accept it either. My gf knows that I don't care what I'm sucking on, but I will probably never tell my friends.

Sure but on the internet no one knows who you are unless you out yourself. Denying you're bi online while writing about how much you love the cock is a weird thing to do.

From personnal experience, accepting that you are bi/gay can be quite hard. It was about a year after I sucked my first dick that I accepted it for exemple.

People aren't very logical.

It's not hard to understand. It's possible to be grossed out by burly man hair.

If you're a guy who jerks off to penises you're at least bi. Nothing wrong with being bi or gay, just don't label yourself as straight if you're going to be jerking it to a majestic penis.

Who cares about labels anyway? That shit is for bored white liberals that want to feel special

Im repulsed by men. I think its funny people cant get their head around the attraction to trans chicks. Believe me I had these questions years ago. However just the tought of being sexual with a man is disgusting to me and makes me cringe. Go ahead and tell me how im wrong and secretly gay

You're no gay, you're bisexual. You're attracted to the anatomy of a man and that of a woman, ergo bisexual.

You can deny it all you want but the little tingle you feel when you see a twink doesn't lie 😉

You've got to be trolling, and i'm an idiot for taking the bait. No, I have no attraction to men. I'm on an anonymous account, and as you can see from my history I have no reason to withhold or be in denial about anything. I'm a drug addict, porn-obsessed, tranny-watchin money-worshipping sociopath. I have no qualms about letting it all out, really.

Cocks I find appealing when they're my own or on a ultra-passable shemale, thats it.

Cocks I find appealing

And this is the crux of the matter, straight men don't now what that makes you I don't really care but you know that's how the majority of people see the situation.

If you find a penis sexually attractive and you're a man then you're bisexual. That's all there is to say about it. You can try and deny it because you're afraid to admit it to yourself but ultimately you find male sex organs attractive. Legitimately straight men don't, bisexual men do.

No shame there brother, just be honest with yourself.

Ok im bisxual then. How do I address the issue of finding men repulsive?

Learn to think of them as more than just another dick to suck.

Dude you're getting off the rails. To be an effective troll you should've gone back to the jabs about me being a closeted gay man.

Oh I'm not trolling. You find male genitals sexually attractive so you're bisexual. You can try and run from that all you want but you're not straight.

I completely unironically agree with you. Sexuality isn't as simple as "if u like penis ur gay", although I know people think it is. Secondary sexual characteristics play a way bigger role in sexual attraction than primary sexual characteristics (like genitals).

If you were actually bisexual, you'd be attracted to cis men, when the whole problem you have stems from the fact that you're not.

Thanks, but what do you mean what "problem" I have? That I dont like looking at men in drag? Appreciate you

How do I address the issue of finding men repulsive?

I'm heterosexual. And yet I hate women, and find most (if not all of them) repulsive. It's not mutually exclusive.

Ok, when I said "repulsive" I meant the feeling of disgust when prompted to think of a man in a sexual way. You find women repulsive in this sense?

Yeah unless I'm really horny. Then after the fact I'm like "what have I done?" and then I take a rape shower.

You can just call yourself "pansexual", if it makes it easier to try to tell yourself you're not totally gay but something adjacent.

I don't subscribe to those progressive labels everyone needs to ascribe to themselves to get attention. If reddit wants to call me gay, ok. Funny how liking a cock on a hot female means i'm gay, and liking a pussy on a female means nothing because I like the former. Is school out already or something?

Funny how liking a cock on a hot female means i'm gay

We've got a new snappy quote right there.

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That's a terrible quote. Suggestion rejected.

The mod hath spoken. But maybe that quote hit too close to home for the /r/Drama userbase.

I'm bi but I still don't want to see a man in a wig over a freshly groomed trap. 99.9% of the time that man in a wig looks like chrischan.

If you want higher quality trap porn then that's perfectly okay. I'm sure there is a lot of demand already on this sub. I was just commenting on how some guys get incredibly insecure about their sexuality. The Spartans appreciated the male form so much it led to a declining Spartan population that ultimately resulted in Sparta fading into irrelevance. You can be masculine but still fuck guys, the Spartans proved it.

lol nerd everyone knows its only gay if the balls touch

Lies, it's only gay if the boots are off.

It's not gay if it's underway

If the dick belongs to a girl it's fine. Case in point: Futa

Because being Bi is even worst than being gay. At least with being gay, there's clear, define box you fall into. Being Bi is seen as mischevous and trechearous to gay people and straight people don't even acknowledge that it's a real thing. Speaking as a bi myself.

Weird, maybe I'm just in a more liberal area as that really isn't an issue. Still, you should at least be honest with yourself and not try and claim you're straight when you really aren't. Again, there should be no shame in being bisexual, but there should be shame in trying to make yourself something you aren't.

I'm honest with myself. I accepted my bisexuality a few years ago and even came out to a few people but I don't wear it on my sleeve either. I'm just explaining what Bisexual people go through with Gays and Heteros in today's society.

Because a bi dude has the option to not do gay shit but he does it anyway.

Also there are no no dudes just latent homos lol

bi

Dude totally prefers dick. Bet his wife looks like Michael Obama and has a 3 inch clit.

It looks like Pornhub took this complaint seriously and are going to introduce new sub categories on the bussy porn.

That's the kind of service you don't see from a company these days.

I'm pretty sure they didn't plan on adding subcats because of this lone wolf. It's probably been in planning for a while.

Imagine the subcats they add include something like "passing trans woman." That would piss some people off. Whatever happens I imagine pornhub will be called transphobic soon enough.

I would name the subcategories:

trap

ambush

Eye assault, penis shriveler, things to help you end it.

OP of the article here. I knew id be labeled transphobic for the post but I dont care and am not. When I jerk off, my thoughts arent about tolerance and how I should consider a 300lb bearded man in pantyhose as a woman. I want to see a feminine woman with a cock. Thats it.

Gay

That I can respect.

I totally agree with you on that one. I don't like trannies, but at least some of them put some effort into it, it's not fair you'd have to scrool through all the unshaved linebackers in a dress before you can find your dream ladyboy.

PornHub is always ready to service you.

Somebody tell me what a trap is exactly?

People who still drink tap water in 2018. The "r" stands for retarded.

Cold you be anymore of a newfriend?

Cheers for the TIL :)

A trap is a person who is was born biologically male that looks similar enough to a woman that it would fool most people. This person can identify as either male or female, as long as they pass as a woman they are considered a trap. Some trans woman dislike the term and think it's transphobic for a slew of complicated reasons I don't feel like explaining, while others (quite a few on /r/traps) are okay with the term and have tried to adopt it as something less offensive.

That part is actually a pretty great copypasta :

Have gotten into transgender porn a bit over the past few months. I'm a straight, married dude with absolutely no interest in men. TBH, even the thought of a man sexually is sort of revolting, not that I am against gay men, not at all. The phallus however, well, perhaps in my own narcissism I do enjoy cocks. While ive never even seen another cock in my entire life, I do like seeing them attached to incredibly attractive/feminine transgendered women.

Here's my issue. Over the past few months, the trans category is getting more and more non-feminine transgendered videos. When I search through the newest videos, a huge sample of them are just crossdressing dudes, or otherwise just dudes with a wig sticking things up their asses.

While they're certainly entitled to do this and post it, I can't help but think most people browing the trans category are looking for m2f trans women who at least put some effort into the transition. Not some guy with a beard wearing stockings. You can spare me the social justice hate on how I should just accept it and parse through it, but honestly this is just gay porn to me, not transgendered porn. Sorry if you disagree. I can't help but think there should be some sort of split in the categories of "Feminine trans" and "crossdresser" or something like that. Sure, it wont stop that guy in a wig who sees himself as very feminine, but maybe i'tll curb it. I really hate even a glimpse at gay porn, its just revolting to me.

Hey I wrote that. Thanks I think

Thank you for spending the time and effort to write such an awesome explanation about you totally not being a closeted homosexual.

I have a friend who might be interested in you. He probably doesn't love cock as much as you but he's totally not gay either.

How do you go your entire life without seeing another mans cock? booooooring

Already submitted it to /r/copypasta.

woke

The guy is kinda right in the regard of hot traps being mixed with fat white dudes wearing wigs and ugly suspenders

Thanks, but social justice idiots and 13 year old reddiotra screaming “LOL gayyyy much???” Disagree

There's like 3 comments in that thread you melodramatic nerd

13 year old reddiotra

pretty sure he's talking about this thread tbh

Thanks. I cant jerk off to pictures on a forum. This is t 2001 anymore. I need video

We need men like this! Mod him!

What the fuck is wrong with you.

Lmfao

It's no surprise that a normal man such as this is now "getting into" porn of abominations. Here, we see the degrading effects of pornography unfold before our eyes.

While ive never even seen another cock in my entire life, I do like seeing them attached to incredibly attractive/feminine transgendered women.

I can't respect a man who's never seen another dick. How the fuck does that happen? I'm going to guess: single mother.

Also home schooled

What happened to cross dressers and transvestites? Used to be on Maury or Sally Jessie Ralphael every other week in the 90's. "I am a straight man but like the way silk feels on my skin".

Can't remember the last time I saw a piece on Dr. Phil or Jerry Springer on cross dressers. Is that over now?

I think we found PIMM's alt

The phallus however, well, perhaps in my own narcissism I do enjoy cocks.

https://i.imgur.com/rnNm1YG.gif

All ya niggas is gay

/u/InspectorCollector you sweet magnificent bastard! This is the best laugh I had all day.

I'm a straight, married dude with absolutely no interest in men.

and.

I do enjoy cocks.

Pick one /u/InspectorCollector