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Protip: When presenting your batshit insane conspiracy theory try to present it in a way as to not make my eyes bleed so I can judge based on merit or lack thereof.

I think the presentation itself speaks volumes about the (lack of) merit of the content.

I kind of like the idea of doing a /r/greatawakening version of monopoly based on this

Wtf why is drama not on there

They didn't went that deep yet.

/r/deepbussy

/r/the_bussy

Yes?

Weaponized autism on display

True

Hahaha I've seen this. Afaik it never exploded.

Kind of like the Great Awakening

lmao

Seems like a dash of schizophrenia too, because why not?

Yeah, this is schizophrenia spectrum stuff, not autism.

can you give me a rundown? I ain't reading all this and you seem like an expert on these "people".

Here's a comment I wrote before about it:

It's a literal cult centered around an anonymous roleplayer on 4chan. They've adopted a completely different reality wherein Trump was sent by God to usher in the Golden Age by shipping Hillary, Barry Sotero (Obama), and other deep state figures to Gitmo (and/or executing them in a military tribunal). In addition, the cult is an amalgamation of pretty much every even somewhat popular conspiracy that's formed within the past three decades, including but not limited to satanic ritual abuse, adrenochrome farms, lizard people, etc. Add some Christian Patriot and Sovereign Citizen themes and you've got the Q cult. You can find it on reddit on the 'greatawakening' sub. You should absolutely be concerned for your mother if she's getting involved in this. This shit is no joke; it's like the online version of the Branch Davidians but somehow even crazier.

/u/snallygaster dramalore mvp

/r/SubredditDrama doesn't deserve her

is cuckholding/white genocide involved at some point? A right-wing conspiracy isn't complete without some form of killing all white people to be honest.

Nah, there are a few white nationalists, but a good portion of them are classic 'compassionate conservative' boomers who may say some off-color things about minorities but mean well and are happy to join hands with minorities if they have the same values. It's actually kind of sweet.

Trump is Neo-Jesus to them right?

To some of them yeah. There are quite a few end-times Christians there.

Not gonna lie, that is a fair assessment of them. Critical without being mean spirited.

👌 Good Shiiit! Goooooood Shit!

Another "expert"

It is all about Q

LOCK HER UP!

I'm pretty opened minded and some people I know who I consider intellectual heavy weights believe alot of what qanon says. You have to be fucking retarded to call people conspiring a cult. I'm sure you know exactly what's going on though.

This is the point where it doesn't matter if someone is trolling or not. Any person doing that, no matter their goal, should reconsider their heartbeat.

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With all those arrows all over the place you know they are onto something

This office is a god damn ghost town.

The second page of that flowchart just says Pepe Silvia.

So that's what schizophrenia looks like

Just writing jews would be a lot easier

A lot more accurate, too.

This is mental illness on a scale I have never seen before. Imagine how scared of the rest of the world you'd be if you believe in this nonsense wholeheartedly.

Literally what did I just look at

The best EIL5 I could find

A new type of schizoid-autism, they're evolving.

I think devolving is more fitting. Schizophrenics can have good days, as can people with autism. These folks are just getting worse every day.

I'm willing to be the endgame will be an attack.

It's never a good day to be retarded or schizoid.

Literally what did I just look at

Mental illness

You were looking at r/crossdressing?

Go promote your fetish somewhere else, faggot.

I know you clicked it anyway, bitch

That's why I made your dad dress like your mom while I fucked him in the ass. We had a good time, tell him I said hi.

A fag and a necrophiliac. Youre a winner

What can I say? I like fucking dead daddies.

lol

You have to go back.

Once you go back you never go black

Yo what the fuck......

Combining alzheimers and meth psychosis can produce some beautiful things.

how the fuck do i follow the arrows

Seeing as the earth is just a giant biosphere simulator being experimented on by space lizards and pizza monsters observing us from the moon I fail to see how any of this is possible

apparently MAGA is also deepstate?

and what the fuck are the foo fighters doing on there

I think the "foo fighters" they're talking about are the UFOs, not the band named after them.

i dont think these people are capable of recognizing that multiple things can have the same name

like pizza and adult kid movies

I call it the "Jump to Conclusions" mat

Is this Chutes and Ladders for Schizophrenics?

WRONG! It starts with Hyperborea. Conan for the win!

somebody photoshop crazy charlie day over this pls

This needs to happen ASAP!

This is way too confusing

I weep, knowing I will never be this woke

Show me the lie.

Pizzagate > Coke promotes pizza > Bill Cosby promotes new (Jew?) coke

Ah, of course. It all fits together now.

New desktop wallpaper!

Well I don't see Trotsky or "4th international" on there, so at least I have that whole "not a dupe of the Conspiracy" thing going for me....

of course, it all makes sense now

what the absolute shit

No Hinnom or Ashdod? Typical kike propaganda. Dance of the Morrigans when?

The heck is that

Can we get a trigger warning on stuff like this?

I'm nearly blind, and I believe I lost a few IQ points by opening that odious garbage

Did Charlie Kelly make this?

Actually read through it if you get a chance, it's a thing of beauty. some of the highlights are

Including Stanley Kubrick because he is connected to Moonlandings for some reason

Prometheus directly connects to John D Rockefeller for some reason.

Mentioning the Foo Fighters for some fuck all reason

Mentioning Disneyland's Club 33 for some fuck all reason.

something about the 1561 UFO battle of Nuremberg.

The truth is the Sphinx was constructed 7000 BC.

A masterpiece painted with shit to be sure.

Kubrick directed the moon landing and the Foo Fighters were alleged UFOs in World War II.

God, it's like you people didn't ever read about conspiracy shit before this.

Atlantis doesn't even...go anywhere, but Plato, who doesn't go anywhere. The fucker influenced early and medieval philosophy so much and they can't even connect him to anything? Why put him on there? Oh - right - Gish Gallop, probably. Mu and Lemuria don't even connect to anything, either.

And I bet if I look more into the damn thing, probably nothing really connects with anything.