OP does something nice for his hungry, pregnant neighbor. Naturally redditors shit all over him and the craven hussy.

16  2018-04-27 by TSwizzlesNipples

12 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2018-04-27

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1  better_bot 2018-04-27

>woman interacts with her neighbor

Reddit: "Yeah, she wants the D."

1  IAintThatGuy 2018-04-27

Stop watching porn you fuckless losers.

Fuck you, you're not my dad. What next? Tell me to take a shower and talk to women IRL?

1  storejet 2018-04-27

Its like you read those weird scifi porn literotica where everyone is constantly trying bone 24/7 and the entire plot is moved forward by people trying bone and you think it applies to real life.

1  jaredschaffer27 2018-04-27

Unfortunately, this is a decent assumption if you're a suburban twenty-something that has never had a real neighborhood community in your life

1  uniqueguy263 2018-04-27

The comments actually seem normal. Did OP sort by controversial or link to a specific comment or something?

1  better_bot 2018-04-27

I honestly didn't read them.

1  Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-04-27

And then she sucked me dick

I like how the post is completely nonsexual yet this is the jump someone is making to criticize OP's story.

1  fuckyourcontext 2018-04-27

gussy

1  Che_Gueporna 2018-04-27

I watched her walking home like a cute little penguin

Yup, this story is 100% real

1  KateUptonsCumback 2018-04-27

I was cooking a traditional meal from my country

Okay that’s great!

Jalapeño poppers

Is the country he’s from a sports bar?

1  TSwizzlesNipples 2018-04-27

I think he meant peppers, but this:

Is the country he’s from a sports bar?

is still pretty fucking funny.