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He's also in the comments telling all the black people that disagree with him they are Uncle Toms.

I used to watch his show on youtube, he had this great segment called The Coon Train

all white people ain't bad

what about black on black crime?

we are our worst enemy

where's the problem?

man black americans are so racist to each other sometimes

Tariq Nasheed is honestly an honorary milko, and deserves to rot in hell with the rest of his race.

That sounds just like what a milko would say to bring down a strong, black man who dares to stand up to milko oppression.

standard defense for blacks that don't have an argument or defensible position

TIL Hannibal Buress is a white supremacist.

I always liked his stuff and I realized it was because he was one of the few black comics that didn't focus his act on being black.

didn't focus his act on being black.

Well, of course, he's a white supremacist after all.

Same reason I appreciate female comics who don't use their vagina a the premise for every joke.

Or male comics who humblebrag and bagging chicks 24/7 in their sets.

Identity-based comedy should comprise like ~25% of every standup performance TOPS.

If youre going to make your comedy about tour identity, at least have an interesting identity to begin with, like an Asian cowboy or some shit.

Makes me think of the great Steven Wright bit - he saw a tall blond Asian woman on the bus who was only interested in Jewish cowboys. She asked him his name, he said ” Bucky Goldstein.”

I don't know whether you should be upvoted or set aflame.

I give identity based jokes a bit more if they're self-depricating.

appreciate female comics

Nah.

Haha female comedians

wow, so similar, I have that same problem with white comics.

Most white comics talk about what shits they are, and how they masturbate in front of women.

You don’t like Chappelle??

I only saw his prebreakdown stuff and yea it was good.

Whack

Was it really not that obvious?

YOU CAN'T USE THAT WORD IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE BOOK.

He had a tweet saying Weinstein wouldn't be prosecuted because he was Jewish but, curiously, he deletes it.

The only thing Tariq is good for is spitting on so you don't disrespect the earth tbh

I like this insult

same

Yes he admitted to giveing drugs to women. That does not mean he drugged them.

that baffled me tbh. i used to wonder how some lawyers were able to save obviously guilty murderers and rapists from prison time, and it's apparently by twisted logic like this.

technically ive given women drugs before but its not like im jamming pipes in peoples mouths or anything they definitely wanted the drugs

That's not gonna hold up in court

probably would if you saw the women in question

rubby handy

Actually, apparently rohypnol is a legit party drug. Like molly.

It's just a hypnotic benzo that got a bad social stigma kinda like ghb tbh

One his opponenets wrote

I RT KANYE WEST

Twitter version of "I have black friends" lol

On a serious note, he did ask for people to name rich white dude who got similar sentence. Crickets so far...

lol

How's that even remotely equivalent case?

It's not. Sandunky was arrested on allegations that were two years old, not 3 decades old.

No.

Sandusky is not even remotely rich or influential, not just different league but entirely differently sport than Cosby.

Ironically, comparing Sandusky to Cosby reminds me of a joke where Eddie Murphy’s neighbor was a dentist.

I know you think they all look alike, but it was Chris Rock.

You dumbass... Chris was telling the joke and the subject of the joke was Eddie.

Fucking moron.

Yes, I know the bit, I was just giving you shit, man.

sandusky

not influential

wew

I understand the outrage though. Rich people are supposed to be off limits.

rich white people. and cops. Fixed that for you.

I always knew OJ was a honkey

TIL R.Kelly is white

Except that time the State went after him for some trumped up bullshit. He wasn't "honkey" enough to not be re-tried until they could nail him on some trumped up bullshit.

Then why all the outrage about Mr Crosby?

Crosby?

You mean the coked out Chalkskin whose music was literal shit?

No, Bing.

Jerry Sandusky

Except the part where racist "law makers" (sic) decided to un-make the law that protects us from witch-hunts based on decades old "evidence" that is mostly bullshit and hearsay.

It's hilarious watching one-time "progressives" get massive priapism viagra-induced hardons for the Police State after their Empty Pantsuit was sent packing......

Priapism is a hardon you have a redundant hardon in there kind of like if you showed up to yer mums bi-weekly basement blowout & blowbang that would be a redundant hardon cuz there's already 69 bazillion dicks there

Yeah, he actually has sort of a point in that regard, but he attracted the ire of angry mayo ladies and nobody is addressing that.

Cosby hasn't actually been sentenced yet. And he got away with doing this shit on the regular for a good long time.

Name a rich white dude who was drugging and raping women over 4 decades.

Weinstein was just regular raping women for decades.

he has jew protection

🤔

Give it a year or two, and Weinstein will be on that list.

What was Cosby's sentence?

Yeah Juice is innocent!

Oh wait, what year is this?

So is someone going to make him a mod?

They better. He once called his own dick a weapon of mass destruction that will destroy the white race.

But what about his bussy though?

He's a man of the people and thus would care more about your bussy.

WASH YO DICK

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lmao what the fack

Please, the racist angle is a pretty poorly executed false flag. I mean come on, he just knew too much to be left in the wind. Oh well, another one bites the dust. Thanks Black Illuminati!

Is this the new episode of "American Crime Story: the OJ Simpson trial"?

He's not wrong, because the statute of limitations is only for white people.

When California ends the 5th Amendment and the other good parts of the Bill of Rights, you rabid shitclowns will celebrate that as well, no doubt.

Wat

Lots of states don't have statutes of limitations on rape.

Just in case /u/OniTan decides to visit the US, here's a helpful resource.

Cosby was on trial in Pennsylvania, where the statute of limitation for rape is 12 years. I'm not sure which victims were behind these particular charges.

Here's the relevant part of Pennsylvania's penal code:

§ 5552. Other offenses.

(a) General rule.--Except as otherwise provided in this subchapter, a prosecution for an offense must be commenced within two years after it is committed.

(b) Major offenses.--A prosecution for any of the following offenses must be commenced within five years after it is committed:

(1) Under the following provisions of Title 18 (relating to crimes and offenses):

Section 901 (relating to criminal attempt) involving attempt to commit murder where no murder occurs.

Section 902 (relating to criminal solicitation) involving solicitation to commit murder where no murder occurs.

Section 903 (relating to criminal conspiracy) involving conspiracy to commit murder where no murder occurs.

Section 911 (relating to corrupt organizations).

Section 2702 (relating to aggravated assault).

Section 2706 (relating to terroristic threats).

Section 2713 (relating to neglect of care-dependent person).

Section 2901 (relating to kidnapping).

Section 3301 (relating to arson and related offenses).

Section 3502 (relating to burglary).

Section 3701 (relating to robbery).

Section 3921 (relating to theft by unlawful taking or disposition) through section 3933 (relating to unlawful use of computer).

Section 4101 (relating to forgery).

Section 4107 (relating to deceptive or fraudulent business practices).

Section 4108 (relating to commercial bribery and breach of duty to act disinterestedly).

Section 4109 (relating to rigging publicly exhibited contest).

Section 4117 (relating to insurance fraud).

Section 4701 (relating to bribery in official and political matters) through section 4703 (relating to retaliation for past official action).

Section 4902 (relating to perjury) through section 4912 (relating to impersonating a public servant).

Section 4952 (relating to intimidation of witnesses or victims).

Section 4953 (relating to retaliation against witness, victim or party).

Section 5101 (relating to obstructing administration of law or other governmental function).

Section 5111 (relating to dealing in proceeds of unlawful activities).

Section 5512 (relating to lotteries, etc.) through section 5514 (relating to pool selling and bookmaking).

Section 5902(b) (relating to prostitution and related offenses).

Section 6111(g)(2) and (4) (relating to sale or transfer of firearms).

(2) Any offense punishable under section 13(f) of the act of April 14, 1972 (P.L.233, No.64), known as The Controlled Substance, Drug, Device and Cosmetic Act.

(3) Any conspiracy to commit any of the offenses set forth in paragraphs (1) and (2) and any solicitation to commit any of the offenses in paragraphs (1) and (2) if the solicitation results in the completed offense.

(4) Under the act of June 13, 1967 (P.L.31, No.21), known as the Public Welfare Code.

(5) Under the act of November 24, 1998 (P.L.874, No.110), known as the Motor Vehicle Chop Shop and Illegally Obtained and Altered Property Act.

(b.1) Major sexual offenses.--A prosecution for any of the following offenses under Title 18 must be commenced within 12 years after it is committed:

Section 3121 (relating to rape).

Section 3122.1 (relating to statutory sexual assault).

Section 3123 (relating to involuntary deviate sexual intercourse).

Section 3124.1 (relating to sexual assault).

Section 3125 (relating to aggravated indecent assault).

Section 4302 (relating to incest).

Section 6312 (relating to sexual abuse of children).

I find it kind of weird that the statute of limitations on kidnapping, robbery, and attempted murder are only five years, while the statute of limitations for rape is 12 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=QsGHdGXg0vE

/u/mach-2 is the Cosby verdict just white supremacy?

Damn dude, now I really want to hear his HOT TAKE.

Damn, I just realized we haven't featured that asshole here in a while. Where's he been? He's one of my favorite lolcows.

Maybe he finally got a life and is becoming a productive member of society

Hahahahahahahaha

literally everything is white supremacy cmon man get with the times

One time a fire ant bit me because of white supremacy.

I have this guy tagged as "likes rape drama"

This is from literally probably likely more than 4 years ago now.

Wow, the nostalgia!

Black, British, writes screenplays.

/u/mach-2 is this correct? How are you doing???

Someone post this to bpt, Tariq always causes big drama there

Ah Blackpeopletwitter, reddit's favorite minstrel show

OUT OUT OUT CA IMMIGRANT

I wonder if he still sells copies of his K-Flex album.

Wash Yo Ass is a true masterpiece.

Nigs doing whataboutism?
Color me shocked

He's not a black supremacist, he's just a master level troll.

Didn't think this guy could get any crazier

Hollywood is a fucking rape fiesta but to get charged for it you have to be named Kobe, Michael or Cliff Huxtable

sacrificial black guys because everyone already thinks theyre rapey

"I got fucked by tons of actors in the 80s but I really feel icky about that black one so I'mma press charges."

If you're gonna shitpost all over every thread I politely request you be funny thank you

Fuck you, I'm beautiful.

He's just upset his money won't protect him when they find the harem of all white women in his basement hes been male feministing.

Damn this place has gone soft.

Tariq if you can see this comment I want you to know that you suck cock for money. p.s. i'm black

Tariq Nasheed is definitely a rapist.

Thank God for Tariq. This dude cracks me up at how good of a troll he is

also thank mr skeltal for good bones and calcium^*

yeah its definitely because he was black and not the raping

This guy has to be a troll. I refuse to believe otherwise. Never seen anyone more delusional about anything

You obviously do not pay attention to Tumblr or SJW's. Tariq is like. Mid level.. compared to some of their bullshit.

I purposefully don’t pay attention to them

It is quite amazing how absolutely idiotic some of the people that agree with this numbnuts just cause he shows himself in a suit and a smug grin. This man doesn't deserve accolades, he deserves to be thrown in jail cause I'm pretty sure he's used his "power" to guilt trip women into sleeping with him because they're racist when they actually aren't.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/81icrq/rape_tariq_nasheed_dropping_some_fire_bars/

He's fucking disgusting. Just looking through his twitter all I can see is ignorance and stupidity. Doesn't help that he dresses like an early 00s faggot

[Hook] Wash yo ass You gots to wash yo ass You gots to wash yo ass Squash squash yo ass You gots to wash yo ass You gots to wash yo ass Squash squash it Squash squash it I say you wash yo ass You gots to wash yo ass You gots to wash yo ass Squash squash yo ass Just grab a dush Open up your puss Squash squash it, squash squash it

[Verse 1] I say, now dag, dag Now baby did you pass gas? I think you better go get yourself some soap And wash yo ass, fast Got a motherfuckin' [?] and wonderin' what's up with the junk in the trunkin' It's gettin' funkier and funkier Better wash that skunk out your monkey You raise hell and be yellin' Because all the fellas be bailin' That all the fellas gonna be bailin' because your Be cootie get smellin' I see you wanna get a cootie catter but I think'll pass Nigga What'll make a motherfucker wanna smell yo ass Nigga Yo cootie catter really smellin' mad and that's for real Nigga You really [?] and gale Nigga And wash it, wash it Squash, squash it Before nigga gets his groove on Baby gotta get your douche on Wanna get a piece of my wee wee But I know I wouldn't like to give you none, hoe You must be from New Orleans cause yo cootie catter smell like gumbo And if you wanna give it up wait a minute before you drop yo clothes I gots to send and a message to you funky cootchie hoes