I have an addiction, and I need your help.
19 2018-04-27 by buttcoinbuttcoin
My day starts as any other. I arise from bed, self flagellate for 1% of the day for the 1% of mayo I have in me, and open my laptop to begin shitposting for the next 12 hours.
At first it's just innocent shitposting. A 'lmao bussy' here, a wishing of maintaining safety there, simple stuff.
I'll be shitposting for hours, all going according to plan, but before I know it, the unthinkable has happened.
That's right. I've serious-posted. I gaze upon my comment in despair, realizing that I've engaged in a serious conversation with a lolcow. How could this happen. Me? A serious-poster? But here I am.
I feel my comments slowly becoming more serious each day. Some days, I find myself writing paragraphs about politics. Why am I writing paragraphs about politics? I don't even like politics. I like fresh, sweet, juicy bussy.
Now I know what you're thinking, why don't I just keep myself safe? I've tried, but the serious-poster inside stops me each time, beckoning me towards my keyboard to type out more paragraphs that nobody will ever read.
Please, help me to be the proper degenerate that this sub deserves.
14 comments
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-27
Are you serious posting about your serious posting problems? You gotta shitpost about your serious posting problems and says three hail-marries to be absolved of these sins.
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-04-27
I'd call this a hybrid shitpost/serious-post.
Best I can do is 1.5 hail Maries and an extra ten minutes of self flagelation
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-27
"'Shitpost or do not Shitpost. There is no Hybrid Shitpost. '~Wayne Gretzky" ~ Michael Scott
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-04-27
According to Aristotle, if you lean towards a certain vice, then in order to attain virtue, you should over-correct.
So the next time you find yourself serious posting, before you save the comment, delete all the text and think of the most retarded response you can and say that.
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-04-27
Sometimes I Reeee out loud.
1 LightUmbra 2018-04-27
Cut out your vocal chords.
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-04-27
1 TinyJibble 2018-04-27
Juice did round earth myth, but the moon landing is real.
1 pepperouchau 2018-04-27
Wtf I love philosophy now
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-04-27
Have gotten into transgender porn a bit over the past few months. I'm a straight, married dude with absolutely no interest in men. TBH, even the thought of a man sexually is sort of revolting, not that I am against gay men, not at all. The phallus however, well, perhaps in my own narcissism I do enjoy cocks. While ive never even seen another cock in my entire life, I do like seeing them attached to incredibly attractive/feminine transgendered women.Here's my issue. Over the past few months, the trans category is getting more and more non-feminine transgendered videos. When I search through the newest videos, a huge sample of them are just crossdressing dudes, or otherwise just dudes with a wig sticking things up their asses.While they're certainly entitled to do this and post it, I can't help but think most people browing the trans category are looking for m2f trans women who at least put some effort into the transition. Not some guy with a beard wearing stockings. You can spare me the social justice hate on how I should just accept it and parse through it, but honestly this is just gay porn to me, not transgendered porn. Sorry if you disagree. I can't help but think there should be some sort of split in the categories of "Feminine trans" and "crossdresser" or something like that. Sure, it wont stop that guy in a wig who sees himself as very feminine, but maybe i'tll curb it. I really hate even a glimpse at gay porn, its just revolting to me.Dude bussy lmao
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-04-27
Mmm pasta only a couple days old, nice and fresh.
1 DJ-CatsPyjamas 2018-04-27
Ask the Drama mods if they’ll supply you with the 12 step Drama program...help you get your shit together!
1 NormanImmanuel 2018-04-27
There's nothing wrong with seriousposting, as long as it's done in moderation and within a safe environment.
1 PurpleIcy 2018-04-27
Which is safer? /r/feminism or /r/TwoXChromosomes/ ?
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-04-27
Sometimes seriousposting can bring more drama. Writing a long seriouspost and then replying to counter-seriousposts with extreme retardation can usually trigger some people.
It's a fine balance.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-27
😴😴😴
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-04-27
Have gotten into transgender porn a bit over the past few months. I'm a straight, married dude with absolutely no interest in men. TBH, even the thought of a man sexually is sort of revolting, not that I am against gay men, not at all. The phallus however, well, perhaps in my own narcissism I do enjoy cocks. While ive never even seen another cock in my entire life, I do like seeing them attached to incredibly attractive/feminine transgendered women.Here's my issue. Over the past few months, the trans category is getting more and more non-feminine transgendered videos. When I search through the newest videos, a huge sample of them are just crossdressing dudes, or otherwise just dudes with a wig sticking things up their asses.While they're certainly entitled to do this and post it, I can't help but think most people browing the trans category are looking for m2f trans women who at least put some effort into the transition. Not some guy with a beard wearing stockings. You can spare me the social justice hate on how I should just accept it and parse through it, but honestly this is just gay porn to me, not transgendered porn. Sorry if you disagree. I can't help but think there should be some sort of split in the categories of "Feminine trans" and "crossdresser" or something like that. Sure, it wont stop that guy in a wig who sees himself as very feminine, but maybe i'tll curb it. I really hate even a glimpse at gay porn, its just revolting to me.Lol gay
1 PurpleIcy 2018-04-27
Just respond to whatever they say next with "lol I was just baiting", have you never seen this, works every time, so retarded, even einsteins can't reply anymore.