Avengers: Infinity War ruined my evening. AMA

27  2018-04-27 by gw65kg

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I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

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What? The 473rd capeshit movie released in the past two years is trash? Colored me shocked.

Show me on this globe where Captain America touched you.

Globe??? The Earth is flat you ignorant, mouth breathing, sheep.

Capeshit is for people who have absolute shit taste in movies.

A stopped clock is right twice a day.

Unless it's digital.

I dunno I think they're a lot of fun

Capeshit is for people who have absolute shit taste in movies : confirmed

I guess you prefer what passes for quality cinema nowadays. Movies about privileged but somehow depressed white women and movies that are actually just CIA plots to turn the black community gay.

I'll stick with my capekino.

Try deleting your account.

Rude

Villian's motivation makes no sense

In your opinion what villian motivation did make sense in a Marvel film?

Magneto was right.

Wait hes the villain??

Senator Kelly is also right, people who can disintegrate humans with their minds don't have the right to live.

He's half right, people who can disintegrate humans without controlling it don't have the right to live. I mean, in Xmen, there is a sort of unwritten law that past a certain point of power - that you are not allowed to live. Like that plague kid that Logan killed. https://imgur.com/gallery/I71V6

Killmonger. This isn't ironic btw, actually killmonger. Also Loki, Ego, Ronan the Accuser although he was boring and just a shit tier ISIS, like half of them actually

I don't know any of those names, and that's a good thing.

You don't know who Loki was? Loki the Norse trickster God?

Fucking brainlets

The villain's motivation makes no sense

Welcome to Marvel movies

The motivations are normally good actually, they just aren't that compelling. Killmonger and Loki had compelling acting behind them, although Loki got really shitty after the avengers when they started appealing to the fangirls. Thanos legitimately makes no sense tho: "My planet was overpopulated leading to a resource crisis where everyone died, so I'm gonna get infinite power and use it to kill half of everyone, because population never grows back after catastrophes and there's no better solution that can be accomplished with infinite power, like making life no longer require resources or doubling the amount of resources or something"

dude, save some pussy for the rest of us.

I like you.

What is your thoughts about the new deal? Please don't give me some google answer you bitch

What new deal? WTF

New Deal

The New Deal was a series of programs, public work projects, financial reforms and regulations enacted in the United States 1933-35, in response to the Great Depression. Some of these federal programs included the Civilian Conservation Corps (CCC), the Civil Works Administration (CWA), the Farm Security Administration (FSA), the National Industrial Recovery Act of 1933 (NIRA) and the Social Security Administration (SSA). These programs included support for farmers, the unemployed, youth and the elderly. It included new constraints and safeguards on the banking industry and efforts to re-inflate the economy after prices had fallen sharply.


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Watchmen is the only capekino

Super was funny too. Not kino tho

I, for one, agree with Thanos' motovation. He had a lofty goal

Does he still wanna fuck Death?

No.

That is like his entire character -- He wants to get some Death ass.

But if you consider that not all of existence is overpopulated, killing half of everything alive would mean some places would be "unbalanced" in another way. It's a bullshit motivation, or Thanos has the IQ of a Trump supporter.

I can't wait till ten years from now when we get the Infinity War Hollywood reboot and get to live this trash all over again

Hopefully there will be a backlash to capeshit in the next decade. Or, more realistically, something equally terrible will just take its place

The Goonies Cinematic Universe

I didnt say infinitely better

Cinematic Universe

Stretching an IP until it is no longer profitable.

Oh hell yes

Don't need to wait a lot longer, all the MCU was leading to this movie's sequel. Once it is out, the writers will have no idea of what to feed to the audience and the whole thing will crash and burn. It will be infinitely spectacular, if you know what I mean.

What's the MCU?

marvel cinematic universe.

Infinity War reboot? Why would they reboot one movie and not the franchise? Also, Disney has plans already 10 years sequentially ahead of Infinity War.

IF we start mayocide can we start with mayocide, they are cancer

Not seen the movie but Thanos just wants to kill half the galaxy so he can fuck Death. Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

They changed his motivation.

Thanos without his crush is no Thanos at all.

He wants to kill half of everyone including whitey.

Is Thanos /our villain/?

w so toxic. i would stay away from you if i was a filmer