What the fuck is a gock?

girl cock

Girls don't have penises. I think what you're referring to is moobs. And moobs aren't sexy - not always.

Girls don't have penises

You're in the wrong neighborhood, friend.

Chapped trap pls go

Traps aren't gay.

But fucking one is. If you ask me though, trap bussy (because moobs)>regular bussy>gussy.

If fucking traps is gay, then call me Faggot McFaggotson.

You can do whatever you want Mr. McFaggotson. Radical centrism doesn't give a fuck.

Owo. Pulls hair. You like that bitch?

Yeah okay, you want to try with my sister?

Her dick.

Lol. No such thing faggot. I'm sure your brother has a great trussy though.

I don't have a brother, only a sister with penis manlier than yours, you beta loser, I can't believe I even offered it for you, I'll just keep it to myself, miss me with that weak shit.

sister with penis

Again with the oxymoron faggot. That's a man. Also. How do you know so much about your brother's dick? What are you into incest shit as well?

Oh, look, faggot never got his sister to suck him off and is now insecure about it?

Oxymoron: a combination of contradictory or incongruous words (such as cruel kindness); broadly : something (such as a concept) that is made up of contradictory or incongruous elements.

Tl;dr: if you want fuck your brother's sweet bussy, fine by me. But don't pretend he's a woman so you can say you're straight. Just admit your gay.

Well, girls are gay, and I like having my sister pound my tight asshole so I can't lie, I'm gay.

Getting pegged by a hot chick with a strap on isn't gay. Getting fucked by your brother who got a tit job is. See the difference?

I don't have a brother.

Only a sister.

I don't understand what's wrong, maybe you're just jealous of my hot sister enjoying my bussy every night with her humongous gock?

Women don't have penises retard.

Real women do.

Kiss me with this gay shit.

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The actual website this pasta come from was about body positivity.

r/programmingcirclejerk is a goldmine.

I love it.

Of course you'd support it. 🙄

Start jelqing that gock religiously and offer Du'a everyday. Inshallah, it will grow. Allah is merciful.

NO BREAKS!!! https://i.imgur.com/jnBNiTB.jpg

The absolute creep has stuck a steering wheel on his willy.

https://imgur.com/OEel2A8

Lmao that bussy bear looks like he’s getting ready to perform an enema

Keeping in clean is only polite

Bussy means something like "friendly kiss" in German, it's quite amusing.

Drama's new mascot?

How can you have a bussy and a gock though? They're incompatible with one another, surely?

We talking girls with accessories? A penis to match the outfit?

But if you identify as a woman, doesn't your bussy just became a regular woman's asshole?

What if you're only half woman.

gock

aren't you basically describing feminine penis?

Miss me with that gay shit, I want my girl to have manliest penis I've ever seen.

This shit is so retarded, I’m legit embarrassed that even the mega-autists on here keep his stupid meme up.

It’s especially cringy when some lolcow comes by for milking and some tryhard turbo sperg is like “LOL ewww le gussy kekeke we only da bussy here lmao.” I thought this stupid shit would have run its course by now but this is going on far too long.

Someone hasn't been getting any good bussy lately.😝

r/BUSSYLMAO

/u/subpoutine thoughts? 😘😉

I've already called dibs on sodomising him, sorry hun.

That /u/BasicallyADoctor has fantasstic taste.

I've already called dibs on him, sorry famlet.

> I thought this stupid shit would have run its course by now

Fam...

Welcome to the internet

No u.

LOL GAY

Post bussy

If I'm a real woman are my hands my gock? 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔

This is some impressive retardation. 😑

Takes one impressive retard to know tbh 😘

Ed who are you to talk, you are literally this subreddit's helmet-wearing defective supreme.

being this desperate at comebacks

I see the effects of that meltdown are yet to diminish. 😉😘

It's not a comeback if I'm not the person you originally insulted you fucking moron. It's just a factual statement.

you fucking moron

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The answer is simply that r/drama users aren't very original, and tend to mimic things once they hear something that's even remotely clever, to the point that people who don't mimic it quickly get tired of it. r/drama is sort of like that slightly slow kid that likes to hang around all the time, who hears the joke that's a little funny the first couple times people say it, but doesn't have the social awareness to realize that saying it over and over and over again is obnoxious.

this but unironically

I had a professor that performed analyses like this. He ate glue

Gock = girl cock

Girls = gay

Therefore, gock will never be valued as much as bussy

What exactly is gock though?

Bussy is distinguished from a trannys gussy, so is gock different that a trannys benis?

Nah, trussy is a subset of bussy

trussy is a beta bussy, so let's just call it bbussy

I love receiving girlcock in my boipussy.

That's just two duds buttfucking

No duds here.

Gock becomes superior because it can feel the most amazing thing - bussy, pls nerf.

Is this about pegging?

I'm really into pegging.

Basicallyadoctor

POST BUSSY

If it's determined that gock is truly preferable, then we run the risk of making those select and lucky few with both a bussy and a gock into a gilded and exalted ruling class.

Very well deserved, IMO. In all respects.