The same way I feel about any act of violence and bigotry in books: I tolerate it if its meant to tell a story but stop tolerating it when it turns into advocacy for it.
Where do you draw the line? Surely pandering to the sexually violent fantasies of LARPERS and geeks is a bigger issue than the price of razors?
You ever been to a con? Those guys wearing black trenchcoats and dragon t-shirts aren't just into fantasy for the cool social stigma, they're into it because of genre tropes that appeal to them. Outcasts and misfits saving the day, getting the girl, wielding unmatched power over their adversaries...
Most libertarians don't realize their ideology is the gateway drug to fascism.
Your actual quote.
You do realize that libertarianism is literally opposite the totalitarian ideology which houses fascism, correct? Mock libertarians all you want, but they sure as shit aren't fascists of all things.
Shit, it's not like Harry's is gonna check for a penis before they deliver.
More importantly, any woman who thinks "women's razors" has never paid $300 for a self-cleaning electric shaver with anti-razor bump technology. There are things women pay more for, but razors sure as shit aint one of them.
I remember the good old days when childless, bitter old crones wouldn't complain about the price of razors. They just bit the bullet, bought the damn razors, put on a nice warm bath and slit their wrists. As Allah intended.
Either the woman's version is better for you, in which case that's why it costs more, or they're identical and there's no reason not to buy the cheaper one.
OK. As a normal woman, who does not want to pay more, I would buy the men's razors, and still be annoyed that the razors advertised to women cost more. If there was a product that men had to pay more for, wouldn't you be annoyed?
My wife buys this shit for me, even though I tell her Im fine with using whatever is in the shower. Its marketed to women, because women do most shopping.
I buy the slightly overpriced Axe bullshit because it really does work. Especially back when the body wash used to have those microbeads in them. And i prefer the scent.
Say the product for men and the product for women is functionally the identical aside from color or packaging, but priced higher for women. If the woman buys the higher priced product shouldn't she only be upset at herself for falling for the marketing?
What market puts avocados in two different aisles? More often than not these products are sitting right next to each other. It's more like there's a barrel of avocados priced 4 for $6 sitting next to a shiny treasure chest of avocados priced 2 for $5 and people buy the more expensive ones because they believe that buying avocados out of a treasure chest means they're better.
I buy whatever is cheapest, whatever "gender" it's marketed to, and give 0 fucks of anything else. Falling for marketing instead of actively educating yourself on it is just stupid
Do you know why the women's advertised razors cost more? Because the average thot will pay more for the omg pink razor. Simple. If women stop buying them it wouldn't happen anymore.
But there are reasons why the women’s razors cost more - it’s not like they took the same blue or black men’s razor and stuck it in a package labeled WOMEN - usually women’s razors come in more appealing colours that probably cost and designs that cost more to manufacture, or have these fancy soap attachments. It’s perfectly reasonable to expect them to be priced differently because they cost more to make because women love fancy shit. Source: am woman.
No, I'd just buy the cheaper version and not care what the branding says.
Companies try all sorts of stupid marketing tricks to get people to pay more for the same product. 90% of the time, you're better-off defaulting to the cheaper product unless you have a reason to prefer something else.
The Shaving Industry is a huge scam to begin with, so it's not really a surprise that they'd increase prices on any given product as high as they can.
It keeps literally everybody who is close to a normal human being away from you. Enjoy only fucking people with a weird fetish for hairy women (and thank god not many of those people exist).
Do you skip showering, too? So that your BO will keep "asswipes" who happen to like women and not apes away too?
I'm saying you are a sexless virgin that nobody wants to fuck. Although virgin might not be accurate, as I have a feeling you lost your virginity to a vibrator.
Damn, you're even more far gone than I thought. How can you be a woman and not seeing anything wrong with not shaving, not bathing, and not fucking? What's the point of your existence?
If you had any ability to comprehend the way a normal human thinks, you'd realize that I'm not actually pissed off - at all. I'm quite enjoying this, as I imagine you are - it must be the first time a man has talked to you in so long!
By the way, is being a raging alcoholic not good enough of a way to relax after work anymore?
Ran out of beer, so the raging alcoholic bit is out of the question. And I'm not really considering you a man; I'm assuming you are a whiny and pathetic moron who feels like the only good thing about him is his possession of a penis.
Oh, no, there are many other qualities about myself that I consider good. Having a penis just, by default, makes me better than people who don't. But anyway, we aren't here to talk about me, we're here to talk about you.
By the way, are you, by any chance, fat? You kind of act like a fat woman, and considering you neither shave nor bathe it would make a lot of sense. You also appear to be in possession of cankles judging by the picture of your socks that you posted - a picture I would normally print out and masturbate onto, but since you're such a nasty woman I've decided to skip that this time.
Really? My ankles look fat? Awesome, I've always struggled with gaining weight. I finally look healthier. Also, you don't honestly think I would be honored if you jacked it to a picture of my feet, do you?
Because even if you might not shave, bathe, or have sex with anything other than your dildo, you're still a woman, and the most important thing in any woman's life is the approval of men.
Considering you just admitted the most important thing in your life is "pizza", which is an extremely typical, predictable, unoriginal white girl answer, I'm going to go ahead and say that no, you don't.
Not everyone. Just a few select assholes who find problems with every person they meet. The sentiment is correct, however. Have you tried applying it to your life?
Also, you don't have to look very hard to find problems with you. Look, I found three instantly: 1) you don't shave 2) you don't bathe 3) you're a woman.
Pretty much, although my reason for not considering them normal has little to do with their criticism of me, and more with qualities like only showering every other day, or being a woman and not shaving your body hair.
So, what you're saying is, if I have a rotten piece of fruit, I should still eat it and act like it's a regular piece of fruit, because the inside might not be as disgusting as the outside?
TWO days? Jesus, I thought it was every other day.
As for it being shallow, maybe it is, but you won't make any men want to fuck you by calling them shallow when they act disgusted at your poor hygiene.
I'm an old hippie who likes women who buck societal trends and are smart enough to know when and when not they are clean enough, they choose to shower. Don't even get me started on bodily and hair oil science.
I'm not emasculated enough to not prefer a woman with dignity, intelligence and looks to choose for herself when to shower and what to shave. I actually prefer a woman who doesn't really care about shaving when they generally have lighter body hair anyway and perhaps do it for special occasions or events, but it's really not a big deal for a real man and woman.
But I know you barely qualify, and 95% of reddit aren't.
"Lighter" body hair is still too much body hair, sorry gramps. I know granny is starting to get a little bit of a lady-beard, but you can't expect us young people to find that attractive in a woman.
It basically doesn't matter what you find attractive silly, because based upon what you type and your words, you're not got gonna get any of it anyway.
He was probably there for the hairy unwashed STD ridden women so that makes sense. Who knows how many of their boyfriends he narced on? u/3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 got any estimates?
You're crossing a line that needn't be crossed. reddit the internet needs to shave you. Or perhaps your parents should be taking a more active role in raising you well and limiting your internet access.
So it's true? I wish I could say this was surprising, but it isn't. We already know TrollX users are literally female incels, one of you admitted it earlier.
Sounds like you shouldn't worry about human asswipes at all. Instead, buy some literal asswipes so you don't start growing sourdough bread in your ass.
You're right. I saw pictures of a woman that was FULLY unshaved. My god. Women have just as much asshole hair as men and hair on their ACTUAL ASS not around the crack. And if they are greek, could you imagine how bad that must be? Like some greek women have more arm hair than me and it's thick.
Look at porn. Look at the woman's ass around the crack area. They generally some stars often have loads of bumps around their bum crease vertically. That's all from hastily shaving off the hair every 3 days with a razor. If they don't wax or laser the hair, they'll have the bumps.
I can't think of any guy that would handle a woman with the hairy ass and how thick it is, we're not just talking of the crotch hair.
You're right. I saw pictures of a woman that was FULLY unshaved. My god. Women have just as much asshole hair as men and hair on their ACTUAL ASS not around the crack.
Nah it was a picture of a downsyndrome woman naked for some reason. Just search "down syndrome porn" it's weird, theres some random down syndrome woman naked and in one pic she's un-shaved. It was linked from 4chan.. My god... You cannot forget the new understanding of womens bum bum bumps.
Mods should just start flairing it onto people who comment in most threads so the noobs see it, otherwise we're going to keeping running out the talent.
I love when people who know literally fuck all about economics, politics or political groups try to lecture others on subjects involving all three, it just makes it so obvious that they're talking out of their ass.
Don’t you mansplaining shitlords understand that these women have a RIGHT to pink razors and therefore pink razors with lavender butter and glitter should cost the same as razors straight out of the injection mold?
A company is going to charge exactly how much they think they can get away with charging you. There aren't a bunch of fat mayos in the back cackling at how they're stealing woman's hard earned money by tricking them.
/u/lady_laughs_too_much the guy who holds up the gun to my head whenever I start reaching for men's razors will usually look the other way if I slip him a few bucks
I took one look at the inflated pink razor costs and signed up for Dollar shave club. No one knows, my legs are smooth as shit, and I don't have to go out to buy them.
Oh okay it's not because that's all that is fucking provided to me and it's unacceptable to not wear pants in public.
Yes it is, they are called skirts. Or kilts.
Or, maybe, just buy a pair of pants because you like them and feature things you find convenient, like pockets, without being confined by the chains of gender stereotypes? Or is that impossible because the gender police arrests you at the til when you want to pay for them?
It's not that women want to pay more, /u/r3l0j3r0, it's that women are too stupid to realize that a razor is a razor and you're free to buy any brand you want.
Wow, not sure who's more retarded; the retard who tried to hijack the conversation by switching from "the pink tax" to "porn is degrading", or the retard who spent like 8 hours arguing with her.
It’s a struggle to even find pants that fit comfortably in every way (waist, hips, crotch, thighs, even knees and ankles can be a pain) plus being a flattering color, a suitably home care material, and not having ridiculous supposedly stylish stuff added to them,….. Doesn’t matter if a whole list of stores had pants that fit me well previously, pants shopping always takes me at least 3-4 hours.
Meanwhile, guys just buy what ever fits and is on sale. Gee, I wonder if women's stuff costs more because women are picky as fuck?
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1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-04-29
With that post history it's either a real troll or we have found first trollx/feminist/stalinist/cat lady in reddit's history.
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-04-29
Oh shit I posted a comment in trollx....abort abort
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-04-29
But also - with that post history it's either a real troll. Or we found the first trollx/faux feminist/legbeard/stalinist woman on reddit.
And pizzashill is not a fucking liberitarian
He's just an easily triggered
1 comebepc 2018-04-29
You're not banned yet?
1 Walraven_van_Hall 2018-04-29
Neither was this account, as I just noticed. I was surprised.
1 shallowm 2018-04-29
He didn't actually link to the /r/drama thread in /r/TrollXChromosomes, did he?
And yeah, it turns out that he's actually not a woman:
1 whataboutThe_Donald 2018-04-29
u/R310j3r0 you enjoy a song of ice and fire?
1 r3l0j3r0 2018-04-29
Yes. A lot.
1 whataboutThe_Donald 2018-04-29
I enjoyed it until book 4. I'm not patient, and the wait for Dance was ridiculous.
Question, how to you reconcile your personal values with the gratuitous rape and boderline rape-fantasy-fanfic content of the novels?
1 r3l0j3r0 2018-04-29
I'm partly through a Clash of Kings. :)
The same way I feel about any act of violence and bigotry in books: I tolerate it if its meant to tell a story but stop tolerating it when it turns into advocacy for it.
(See any book by Ayn Rand to see what I mean)
1 whataboutThe_Donald 2018-04-29
Where do you draw the line? Surely pandering to the sexually violent fantasies of LARPERS and geeks is a bigger issue than the price of razors?
You ever been to a con? Those guys wearing black trenchcoats and dragon t-shirts aren't just into fantasy for the cool social stigma, they're into it because of genre tropes that appeal to them. Outcasts and misfits saving the day, getting the girl, wielding unmatched power over their adversaries...
But razor prices are too high tbh.
1 BlindedbyOnanism 2018-04-29
Please show me on this doll where Anthem touched you.
1 Fletch71011 2018-04-29
Your actual quote.
You do realize that libertarianism is literally opposite the totalitarian ideology which houses fascism, correct? Mock libertarians all you want, but they sure as shit aren't fascists of all things.
1 llapingachos 2018-04-29
Read Hoppe
1 saddertadder 2018-04-29
Tfw people still dont get that individualism != fascism
1 ProgressiveFragility 2018-04-29
lol just buy the regular razor, if there's no difference.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-04-29
Corporation isn’t a government entity, pink tax is a myth. Don’t want t in pink, buy the guy one.
1 Che_Gueporna 2018-04-29
Shit, it's not like Harry's is gonna check for a penis before they deliver.
More importantly, any woman who thinks "women's razors" has never paid $300 for a self-cleaning electric shaver with anti-razor bump technology. There are things women pay more for, but razors sure as shit aint one of them.
1 General_Insomnia 2018-04-29
TIL I'm a privileged white male because I use a straight razor once in a while.
1 Standard12 2018-04-29
HUGELY OPPRESSIVE
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-04-29
Who needs razors when you're a legbeard.
1 I_smell_like_bacon 2018-04-29
How else will they shave the sides of their heads?
1 GadolBoobies 2018-04-29
They use the sharp edge they always carry around.
1 PM_ME_REDHEAD_BABES 2018-04-29
The ugliest look hands down too
1 PurpleIcy 2018-04-29
Cunts who complain about this never shaved using mens razors, lul.
1 MERCYLOVER163 2018-04-29
The type of gifs they use and how they use them makes me feel like I'm in 2010 but everyone is a ugly 40 yr old woman.
1 GoyaFrijoles 2018-04-29
I remember the good old days when childless, bitter old crones wouldn't complain about the price of razors. They just bit the bullet, bought the damn razors, put on a nice warm bath and slit their wrists. As Allah intended.
1 swislock 2018-04-29
Jeeesus Christ
1 automatic_chuck 2018-04-29
Imagine being so poor that you have to use razors instead of a trimming machine.
1 parameciidae 2018-04-29
/u/pizzashill is a mansplaining dude bro, so she's not wrong about that. I don't know why they think all retarded people are libertarians though.
1 freet0 2018-04-29
/u/lady_laughs_too_much why don't you just buy the men's razor then?
Either the woman's version is better for you, in which case that's why it costs more, or they're identical and there's no reason not to buy the cheaper one.
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
I actually don't use razors at all.
1 MoonCricketJamFace 2018-04-29
Leg beard confirmed.
1 freet0 2018-04-29
Well yeah we knew that, you post in trollx. But try to put yourself in a normal woman's shoes.
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
OK. As a normal woman, who does not want to pay more, I would buy the men's razors, and still be annoyed that the razors advertised to women cost more. If there was a product that men had to pay more for, wouldn't you be annoyed?
1 freet0 2018-04-29
No, because there is. Go look at shampoo. The "men's" shampoos are all in dark grey or black bottles with edgy masculine sounding words all over them.
I don't buy them because I'm not an idiot.
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
All right. Fine.
1 TinyJibble 2018-04-29
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1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-04-29
http://reddit.com/r/TrollXChromosomes/comments/8fsqxz/mrw_when_some_libertarian_reddit_dude_bro/dy6quwr
See also: Redkin, hair gel/spray/mousse, "manly" cooking utensils/equipment.
There is a market for every kind of sucker, its ok to admit you were wrong.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-04-29
u/mynamebaby if your rich enough you never have to face up to your shortcomings
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2018-04-29
That's not how this is supposed to work.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-04-29
What you just did like never happens. Hope you have a nice week.
1 WhiskeyWeekends 2018-04-29
Bro, it's triple fucking defense. I need that.
1 thunderling 2018-04-29
Isn't it fucked up that companies think guys want this bullshit?
1 KingWayneX 2018-04-29
My wife buys this shit for me, even though I tell her Im fine with using whatever is in the shower. Its marketed to women, because women do most shopping.
1 tempTemp0001 2018-04-29
/u/r3l0j3r0
/u/luckylizard
/u/thunderling
SAY👏IT👏LOUDER👏FOR👏THE👏GIRLS👏IN👏THE👏BACK
1 captainpriapism 2018-04-29
if it doesnt smell of a barbecue or a rubber fire im not interested
1 nanonan 2018-04-29
Try this.
1 Che_Gueporna 2018-04-29
Woah, woah.
I buy the slightly overpriced Axe bullshit because it really does work. Especially back when the body wash used to have those microbeads in them. And i prefer the scent.
1 ReBurnInator 2018-04-29
I have a question.
Say the product for men and the product for women is functionally the identical aside from color or packaging, but priced higher for women. If the woman buys the higher priced product shouldn't she only be upset at herself for falling for the marketing?
1 cuteman 2018-04-29
C'mon, that's like saying the person who buys 2x Avocado's for $5 is at fault when there are also 4x Avocado's for $6 the Aisle over!
1 ReBurnInator 2018-04-29
What market puts avocados in two different aisles? More often than not these products are sitting right next to each other. It's more like there's a barrel of avocados priced 4 for $6 sitting next to a shiny treasure chest of avocados priced 2 for $5 and people buy the more expensive ones because they believe that buying avocados out of a treasure chest means they're better.
1 cuteman 2018-04-29
Organic, different country of origin, different brand, sold as a bag instead of individually.... Lots of ways to pay more for the "same" thing.
1 TheCodexx 2018-04-29
They are at fault for not checking.
1 cuteman 2018-04-29
How could they expected to do some quick math?
Besides, one is in a bag and the other are loose!!
1 GadolBoobies 2018-04-29
internalized misogyny made her but it
1 DrDougberger 2018-04-29
I buy whatever is cheapest, whatever "gender" it's marketed to, and give 0 fucks of anything else. Falling for marketing instead of actively educating yourself on it is just stupid
1 Singulaire 2018-04-29
Not really. I would just buy the cheaper women's version and be happy that less market-savvy people are subsidising my purchase for me.
1 InferiorShortage 2018-04-29
Do you know why the women's advertised razors cost more? Because the average thot will pay more for the omg pink razor. Simple. If women stop buying them it wouldn't happen anymore.
1 NeoModerateOne 2018-04-29
You know that the stuff marketed at men is even more, right? MANLY ASS WIPES? Twice the price. Super Manly deodorant? Twice the price.
Men are more likely to go with generic brands as well.
1 Cosmonaut_Kittens 2018-04-29
But there are reasons why the women’s razors cost more - it’s not like they took the same blue or black men’s razor and stuck it in a package labeled WOMEN - usually women’s razors come in more appealing colours that probably cost and designs that cost more to manufacture, or have these fancy soap attachments. It’s perfectly reasonable to expect them to be priced differently because they cost more to make because women love fancy shit. Source: am woman.
1 HLDKThrowaway 2018-04-29
There are! ; )
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Men-s-Hair-Loss-Hair-Regrowth-Treatment-Minoxidil-Foam-One-Month-Supply-One-2-11-ounce-aerosol-of-hair-regrowth-foam-a-1-month-supply-By-Rogaine/981913304
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Rogaine-Women-s-Minoxidil-Hair-Thinning-and-Loss-Treatment-Foam-2-Month/38695500
The products are identical ; each box contains one can of 2.11oz X% foam - but you pay less because one is marketed to __ , the other ___.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-04-29
Alcohol on women’s night at many bars is cheaper for women than men.
That is a penis tax and unfair.
But honestly I’m not annoyed because it’s their business and I can go elsewhere or go home.
1 die_rattin 2018-04-29
It’s called auto insurance, honey
1 Baking-Soda 2018-04-29
They fixed that here in the UK. no more sexist car insurance.. Women just got price hiked to match men...
1 TheCodexx 2018-04-29
No, I'd just buy the cheaper version and not care what the branding says.
Companies try all sorts of stupid marketing tricks to get people to pay more for the same product. 90% of the time, you're better-off defaulting to the cheaper product unless you have a reason to prefer something else.
The Shaving Industry is a huge scam to begin with, so it's not really a surprise that they'd increase prices on any given product as high as they can.
1 Mathrex88 2018-04-29
Laughing like an idiot on my lunch break after that
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-04-29
Jesus man, xe considered having a family!
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-04-29
So then how is it something you need?
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
How do you shave your body hair, then?
Or are you one of those disgusting hairy ape-women?
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
I rarely shave. But on the bright side, it keeps asswipes like you away from me :-)
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
It keeps literally everybody who is close to a normal human being away from you. Enjoy only fucking people with a weird fetish for hairy women (and thank god not many of those people exist).
Do you skip showering, too? So that your BO will keep "asswipes" who happen to like women and not apes away too?
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
I actually only shower every other day. But no one has said anything about my BO. People usually approach me. So I think I'm good.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
By "people" you mean desperate male feminists, right?
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
I mean people who aren't fucktards like yourself.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
That's interesting, because you'd have to be mentally retarded in order to find a woman who doesn't shower and is covered in body hair attractive.
Are you sure you didn't mean to say "normal people" instead of "fucktards"?
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
No, I meant fucktards.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
It's really funny how you use the word "fuck", seeing as you have never been fucked in your entire life.
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
Why is that a bad thing? And regardless of what has been done to my nether regions, "fuck" is just so fun to say.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
It's fun to do, too, but I guess you wouldn't know that.
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
Again, not understanding the insult.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
I'm saying you are a sexless virgin that nobody wants to fuck. Although virgin might not be accurate, as I have a feeling you lost your virginity to a vibrator.
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
Still not seeing the insult...
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
Damn, you're even more far gone than I thought. How can you be a woman and not seeing anything wrong with not shaving, not bathing, and not fucking? What's the point of your existence?
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
Right now, the point of my existence is to piss you off. It's quite hilarious. Great way to relax after work!
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
If you had any ability to comprehend the way a normal human thinks, you'd realize that I'm not actually pissed off - at all. I'm quite enjoying this, as I imagine you are - it must be the first time a man has talked to you in so long!
By the way, is being a raging alcoholic not good enough of a way to relax after work anymore?
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
Ran out of beer, so the raging alcoholic bit is out of the question. And I'm not really considering you a man; I'm assuming you are a whiny and pathetic moron who feels like the only good thing about him is his possession of a penis.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
Oh, no, there are many other qualities about myself that I consider good. Having a penis just, by default, makes me better than people who don't. But anyway, we aren't here to talk about me, we're here to talk about you.
By the way, are you, by any chance, fat? You kind of act like a fat woman, and considering you neither shave nor bathe it would make a lot of sense. You also appear to be in possession of cankles judging by the picture of your socks that you posted - a picture I would normally print out and masturbate onto, but since you're such a nasty woman I've decided to skip that this time.
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
Really? My ankles look fat? Awesome, I've always struggled with gaining weight. I finally look healthier. Also, you don't honestly think I would be honored if you jacked it to a picture of my feet, do you?
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
>fat
>healthy
Oh, sweetie, you're a lost cause.
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
Right back at you, sugar. Though I realized this long ago.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
Why would you think the opinion of such a poor excuse for a woman as yourself would matter to me?
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
I don't. Why do you think your opinion matters to me?
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
Because even if you might not shave, bathe, or have sex with anything other than your dildo, you're still a woman, and the most important thing in any woman's life is the approval of men.
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
Actually, it's pizza.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
Of course it is.
Do you have an actual personality?
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
Yeah, I'd say so. I'd ask you the same, but the answer is pretty obvious.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
Considering you just admitted the most important thing in your life is "pizza", which is an extremely typical, predictable, unoriginal white girl answer, I'm going to go ahead and say that no, you don't.
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
Only white girls like pizza? Here I thought that pizza was universally loved.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
Only white girls would say that pizza is the "most important" thing in their life.
Mayocide when?
1 fuckyourcontext 2018-04-29
Just fuck already holy shit
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
Well, /u/lady_laughs_too_much, what do you say? Want me to be your first real man?
You have to shave your legs first, though.
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
Well, it's very tempting, but I will have to politely decline. Mainly because you are probably the most disgusting thing to grace this planet.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
That would be excluding yourself, though.
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
Hmm...so I'm hideous and undesirable, yet you are still offering to fuck me...I'm guessing you haven't gotten laid in a while and are very desperate.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
No, I'm just a nice person offering to help you stop being such a nasty cunt by fucking the feminism out of you.
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
Have you had success with this method before? Have you successfully fucked the feminism out of a woman?
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
Yes, actually. My first test subject was your mother.
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
Ah. The classic, "I fucked your mom" joke. An oldie, but a goodie. I honestly don't know why you think I would be offended by that.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
I was hoping your mom was like, dead, or something.
Oh well, at least I tried! Which is more than anyone could say about you when it comes to your appearance.
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
Joke's on you, I don't even try!
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
Yes, that is exactly what I said. You don't try. As evident by your lack of basic womanly hygiene.
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
Wow. You totally burned me. With facts. Welp, off to my bedroom to cry!
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
Are you proud of the fact that you can't even put in the bare minimum amount of effort required to bathe daily?
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
Yeah, I'm pretty fucking lazy.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
How sad.
You know, I started off just making fun of you, but now I'm beginning to pity you.
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
Congrats! You are the first person ever to make fun of me! Except for the millions of other times in my life. And I got over all that as well.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
When everyone makes fun of you, that's a cue to take a look at yourself and ask "what is wrong with me?"
Because sometimes, people make fun of others for good reasons.
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
Not everyone. Just a few select assholes who find problems with every person they meet. The sentiment is correct, however. Have you tried applying it to your life?
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
People don't make fun of me, so no, I haven't.
Also, you don't have to look very hard to find problems with you. Look, I found three instantly: 1) you don't shave 2) you don't bathe 3) you're a woman.
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
People don't make fun of you? I find that hard to believe. Are you just that good at hiding your craptastic personality?
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
Not at all. Normal people just don't find my personality "craptastic."
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
Ok, so people do criticize you, but you don't consider them "normal", and therefore, their opinions aren't valid.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
Pretty much, although my reason for not considering them normal has little to do with their criticism of me, and more with qualities like only showering every other day, or being a woman and not shaving your body hair.
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
Sounds like pretty shallow reasons.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
No, not really. Normal people bathe regularly, and normal women shave their body hair. This is pretty much held as a universal truth.
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
Still not seeing how this is not shallow.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
How is it shallow?
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
Because you're judging a person by their exterior. That is the definition of shallow.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
So, what you're saying is, if I have a rotten piece of fruit, I should still eat it and act like it's a regular piece of fruit, because the inside might not be as disgusting as the outside?
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
The inside is rotten. You can tell it is rotten by cutting it up. Your analogy makes no sense.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
And you can tell someone is disgusting based on how unhygienic they are.
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
You're still talking about physical characteristics. Shallow.
On another note: I am about to go take a shower. Because you have successfully shamed me. Or it's been two days :-)
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
TWO days? Jesus, I thought it was every other day.
As for it being shallow, maybe it is, but you won't make any men want to fuck you by calling them shallow when they act disgusted at your poor hygiene.
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
I took a shower on Saturday, and now it's Monday. That's every other day, or 2 days later.
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-04-29
/u/canadiancartman
OMG you two, just get a room
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
Nah, he already tried that.
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-04-29
Have showered today?
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
Just did!
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-04-29
Yay!
1 Raving_Dave 2018-04-29
but you stank it up, as always.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-04-29
/u/candiancartman /u/lady_laughs_too_much
Release a sex clip, please. This belligerent sexual tension is getting to me.
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-04-29
Just stop already, mate.
1 aef823 2018-04-29
No, let him continue, this is hilarious.
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-04-29
I am.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
You aren't good at it.
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-04-29
I know. I struggle with being too harsh, and realize that sometimes I'm dealing with fragile minds and am afraid of being too harsh.
I'll try to do better.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLrpBLDWyCI
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-04-29
The only thing that guy has ever fucked is his hand and his pillow, maybe some drugged out other person, but that's being too speculative.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
Why, Sir Fag-a-Lot, it appears you dropped your lance! Can't ride into battle to defend m'lady without a lance, can you, m'lord?
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-04-29
I'm an old hippie who likes women who buck societal trends and are smart enough to know when and when not they are clean enough, they choose to shower. Don't even get me started on bodily and hair oil science.
I'm not emasculated enough to not prefer a woman with dignity, intelligence and looks to choose for herself when to shower and what to shave. I actually prefer a woman who doesn't really care about shaving when they generally have lighter body hair anyway and perhaps do it for special occasions or events, but it's really not a big deal for a real man and woman.
But I know you barely qualify, and 95% of reddit aren't.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
"Lighter" body hair is still too much body hair, sorry gramps. I know granny is starting to get a little bit of a lady-beard, but you can't expect us young people to find that attractive in a woman.
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-04-29
It basically doesn't matter what you find attractive silly, because based upon what you type and your words, you're not got gonna get any of it anyway.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
Alright grandpa, I think it's time for you to take your blood pressure medication. Don't get too worked up now.
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-04-29
Yes, yes yes. My medicine is important. And thankfully I have access to legal, properly vetted substances that are safe and true and tried.
I'd suggest you do the same.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
What a shitty hippie you must've been, telling people not to do weird and exotic drugs.
1 Shikhandi_Ni 2018-04-29
He was probably there for the hairy unwashed STD ridden women so that makes sense. Who knows how many of their boyfriends he narced on? u/3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 got any estimates?
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-04-29
Tick Tock.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-04-29
Jesus Christ that username.
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-04-29
You're crossing a line that needn't be crossed.
redditthe internet needs to shave you. Or perhaps your parents should be taking a more active role in raising you well and limiting your internet access.1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
Why would I kill the mayonnaise? Don't personally care for the stuff, but other people enjoy it. That would be pretty mean of me.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
Mayo confirmed
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-04-29
It's a euphemism for the wh*te race.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-04-29
This is honestly embarassing; imagine being worse at bantz than someone who doesn't shave or bathe regularly.
1 royalRegicide 2018-04-29
Holy shit. You're amazing
1 Meme_Theory 2018-04-29
Marry me you sassy Yeti. I would crawl through mounds of hair to be in the presence of such a savage :D Great argument you got going on here.
1 Throwawaybren 2018-04-29
💜
1 Foxehh3 2018-04-29
I know you're not. That's the problem.
1 -Steve_French- 2018-04-29
I used to think it was impossible for a female to be an incel, but hats off to you for breaking the glass ceiling
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
I'm not involuntarily celibate.
1 -Steve_French- 2018-04-29
There aren't many wookiesexuals so I don't believe you
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
So you're takeaway from that is that I get laid? I don't care about sex. So it's voluntarily celibate.
1 -Steve_French- 2018-04-29
All volcels are incels in deep denial
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
Ah, ok. So glad a complete stranger has better insight to my psyche than I do.
1 -Steve_French- 2018-04-29
I'm also glad about that. How much do you think you've saved by not buying razors and soap? I'm thinking of not taking care of myself anymore, as well
1 lady_laughs_too_much 2018-04-29
Probably not that much money, in the long run.
1 -Steve_French- 2018-04-29
Enough for some weekly nuggies, surely
1 morerokk 2018-04-29
So it's true? I wish I could say this was surprising, but it isn't. We already know TrollX users are literally female incels, one of you admitted it earlier.
1 archdukef4gg0tlives 2018-04-29
Nice consistent use of ableist language, m'lady.
1 AFellowCanadianGuy 2018-04-29
She doesn’t shave or shower, and she still won’t let you have sex with her. How does that feel?
1 CanadianCartman 2018-04-29
Pretty good, actually. If she'd wanted me to fuck her, then I might seriously rethink my life.
1 ABoutDeSouffle 2018-04-29
Two Canadians in heated debate - shouldn't you both apologize at this point?
Also, I know a woman like this. I now order her to shower before sex or avoid oral. Awkward moments were had.
1 DisposableDoc 2018-04-29
a white knight
how adorable
1 saddertadder 2018-04-29
/u/canadiancartman on suicide watch
keep yourself safe my dude
1 VidiotGamer 2018-04-29
So basically you're like a smelly wookie with low self esteem and a drinking problem?
1 Diogenes-- 2018-04-29
Is this her? https://youtu.be/PHKYyqETHf8
1 NardDogAndy 2018-04-29
Sounds like you shouldn't worry about human asswipes at all. Instead, buy some literal asswipes so you don't start growing sourdough bread in your ass.
1 K-town- 2018-04-29
You’re pretty much me except I’m an Indian guy so I have to shave my face or I risk getting assaulted at a gas station by a trump supporter
1 quityourbullshit777 2018-04-29
You're right. I saw pictures of a woman that was FULLY unshaved. My god. Women have just as much asshole hair as men and hair on their ACTUAL ASS not around the crack. And if they are greek, could you imagine how bad that must be? Like some greek women have more arm hair than me and it's thick.
Look at porn. Look at the woman's ass around the crack area. They generally some stars often have loads of bumps around their bum crease vertically. That's all from hastily shaving off the hair every 3 days with a razor. If they don't wax or laser the hair, they'll have the bumps.
I can't think of any guy that would handle a woman with the hairy ass and how thick it is, we're not just talking of the crotch hair.
1 Mcfillher 2018-04-29
That was a trap
1 quityourbullshit777 2018-04-29
Nah it was a picture of a downsyndrome woman naked for some reason. Just search "down syndrome porn" it's weird, theres some random down syndrome woman naked and in one pic she's un-shaved. It was linked from 4chan.. My god... You cannot forget the new understanding of womens bum bum bumps.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-04-29
Will you faggots stop downvoting the visitors.
1 KalebCS 2018-04-29
They'll never learn.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-04-29
Mods should just start flairing it onto people who comment in most threads so the noobs see it, otherwise we're going to keeping running out the talent.
1 aef823 2018-04-29
To be fair your lolcows die within 24 hours anyways.
1 myshl0ng 2018-04-29
manlets
1 TrollundrtehMountain 2018-04-29
Why?
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-04-29
We want them.
1 dreaminterpretation_ 2018-04-29
So when I don't shave and start growing a neckbeard, should I just adopt the same mindset?
1 do0rkn0b 2018-04-29
I bet you don't wipe your ass either. Nasty.
1 Raving_Dave 2018-04-29
oh yeah, I'm sure someone like you would love to avoid getting asswipes.
1 Burnnoticelover 2018-04-29
Well, that and everything else about you.
1 froibo 2018-04-29
Why would you come here and do this to yourself?
1 ProgressiveFragility 2018-04-29
so you were just bullshitting over at twomanychromosomes?
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-04-29
Obvs
1 niczar 2018-04-29
I thought you were retarded, but I didn't expect you to be THIS retarded.
1 SPEZ_AKBAR 2018-04-29
Reminder that /u/pizzashill is a notorious woman hater.
1 comebepc 2018-04-29
No u
1 GadolBoobies 2018-04-29
1 swislock 2018-04-29
Gross no I won't remember
1 GadolBoobies 2018-04-29
That's how she gets ya.
1 die_rattin 2018-04-29
That’s what he just said
1 nmx179 2018-04-29
u/luckylizard why are you womancomplaining about mansplaining? Is it because it goes hand in hand with manbeingcorrect?
1 Singulaire 2018-04-29
Lol, I love how her argument for "the pink tax is real" is that women are too dumb to stop buying pink shit.
1 GunGucci 2018-04-29
:)
1 kowaikawaii 2018-04-29
Of course, the idiot goes to her safe place where other idiots will comfort her and make her feel less dumb.
1 thats_a_bit_pathetic 2018-04-29
I love when people who know literally fuck all about economics, politics or political groups try to lecture others on subjects involving all three, it just makes it so obvious that they're talking out of their ass.
1 infinitude 2018-04-29
It's easy when you're a socialist who feels superior to everyone else around you!
1 saddertadder 2018-04-29
Tbh i wonde if the real “tax” is the cost to dye plastic pink
Kinda like how blue dyes and paints in the past were expensive cuz they were costly to make
1 Haslinhezl 2018-04-29
mongoloid is such a great insult
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-04-29
u/lady_laughs_too_much
If someone sucks at debating it means they have no valid points to begin with and can't survive outside of a cult like circle jerk.
1 infinitude 2018-04-29
So your typical redditor?
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-04-29
And tack on smug and retarded to boot.
1 ineedmorealts 2018-04-29
u/lady_laughs_too_much
If it costs that much why not just buy the mens version?
1 OnePercentOfMonster 2018-04-29
between tampons and razors, how many hundreds of dollars are women spending a month?
1 nanonan 2018-04-29
The freebleeding legbeards of that sub probably spend around zero.
1 K-town- 2018-04-29
Don’t you mansplaining shitlords understand that these women have a RIGHT to pink razors and therefore pink razors with lavender butter and glitter should cost the same as razors straight out of the injection mold?
1 80BAIT08 2018-04-29
The "MRW" posts on twoX after someone disagrees with them on Reddit is peak sub degeneracy.
1 NeoModerateOne 2018-04-29
Not to mention that the stuff marketed at men is also marked up. Those MANLY ASS WIPES? Yea, those were over priced.
1 clock_watcher 2018-04-29
Is this real life?
1 DistortedLines 2018-04-29
Do they lack any understanding whatsoever of politics?
1 saddertadder 2018-04-29
Christ.
Internet for the masses was a mistake.
1 kingofthehill5 2018-04-29
This is the same retard who believes women are as powerful as men.
1 infinitude 2018-04-29
A company is going to charge exactly how much they think they can get away with charging you. There aren't a bunch of fat mayos in the back cackling at how they're stealing woman's hard earned money by tricking them.
1 ChateauJack 2018-04-29
Imagine not spotting that fake from a hundred miles.
1 DistortedLines 2018-04-29
/u/pizzashill you're a God amongst men
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-04-29
/u/lady_laughs_too_much the guy who holds up the gun to my head whenever I start reaching for men's razors will usually look the other way if I slip him a few bucks
1 PartyPoisoned21 2018-04-29
I took one look at the inflated pink razor costs and signed up for Dollar shave club. No one knows, my legs are smooth as shit, and I don't have to go out to buy them.
1 Daxx46 2018-04-29
I feel warmed that my post inspired metadrama
1 a_jill_sandwich 2018-04-29
Oh fuck off, u/r3l0j3r0.
1 Walraven_van_Hall 2018-04-29
/u/thunderling
Yes it is, they are called skirts. Or kilts.
Or, maybe, just buy a pair of pants because you like them and feature things you find convenient, like pockets, without being confined by the chains of gender stereotypes? Or is that impossible because the gender police arrests you at the til when you want to pay for them?
1 TheCodexx 2018-04-29
It's not that women want to pay more, /u/r3l0j3r0, it's that women are too stupid to realize that a razor is a razor and you're free to buy any brand you want.
1 serial_crusher 2018-04-29
Wow, not sure who's more retarded; the retard who tried to hijack the conversation by switching from "the pink tax" to "porn is degrading", or the retard who spent like 8 hours arguing with her.
1 ordinaryname2018 2018-04-29
Meanwhile, guys just buy what ever fits and is on sale. Gee, I wonder if women's stuff costs more because women are picky as fuck?
1 vtesterlwg 2018-04-29
you could >buy >mens >razors lol