/u/shitpost953 doesn't have a prostate.

24  2018-04-30 by PhysicsIsMyMistress

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I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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No no; /u/MagicHoudini says the /u/shitpost953 is boring.

So we need to shift gears to make /u/MagicHoudini happy. Like detail all his sexual escapades.

A book made of one blank page with a โ€œovertly cryingโ€ emoji at the center

I am boring.

It was one of the key pieces of evidence confirming /r/super_cuckface is noodles in the mod rundown. No one would claim I were funny unless they were an ingratiating cock polisher

/r/super_cuckface

HA! Retard!

yes I'm not very smart either... but why would I want to ping him

"MDE IS RUINING OUR META MOD JERK POSTS"

Well now I guess we kinda are now, aren't we?

The real problem is your trash taste in drama tbh, but I still like you more than u/masterlawlz

Thats... almost a compliment?

I'd say "thanks" but it'd be inappropriate and weird

Itโ€™s full-blown ego fellatio tbh. And inappropriate and weird is what it takes to get the olโ€™ rocks off these days.

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Bussy tax! Buuussy tax! Meow meow meow! They'll tax your trap now! Buuussy tax! Bussy tax!

What kind of futanari are you, /u/shitpost953? And why futanari hate furries?

/u/physicsismymistress, you sure know a lot of stuff...

If he doesn't have a prostate then where does he pee from?๐Ÿค”

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r/shitpost953

/u/physicsismymistress what's the pearson's R correlation between your degenerate faggotry, and leftie chapo posting?

My guess is it's > .7