It's shit like this that makes my life worse as a Eurasian because even if you look amazing you're still a subhuman because Asian women happily marry guys who look like they've been in industrial accidents over an Asian guy. It makes Asian looking males look like the worst fucking losers on earth. The guy is absolutely offensive to look at. Like his face literally makes my stomach churl because he's so ugly. I'd even be mad if he had a white girlfriend People feel they have the liberty to say of course your dad is white. Because white guys see shit like this where some fucking quasimodo looking freak can get Asian girls and they use it as ammo as to how shittyy asian guys are...
> watch and learn: this is how you milk 'em, I was polite and upvoted every single comment, and it paid off
Is the "every single comment" thing a reference to my main copypasta, or are you actually so dumb you think that had something to do with it?
Wait... you actually think you're gonna get a new copypasta in circulation and that getting /u/DarqWolff of all people to answer you is some impressive "milking" to "watch and learn." I guess to think upvoting each post was part of a masterful skill wouldn't be much dumber.
Well, anyway, you must be in a lot of pain. I'm not being facetious. If interacting with my reddit celebrity helps you for some reason, past the weird "milking" thing, I'm still here for you and happy to be a positive influence any little way I can. I hope you understand that and didn't think you had to be sneaky to get me to see past your dumb-haterness to the human that needed to talk.
No, you people really aren't normal. Normal people can tell I'm smart as fuck and know myself well. Normal people can be surprisingly reasonable. Normal people don't get into memes like the word "bussy" or the whole character of Christian Weston Chandler. Normal people don't "just enjoy a little drama" the way you do.
I thought the bussy meme was dumb and really don’t got the time for CWC except for when they assault people in GameStop. I even once nuked a Facebook thread because someone called my wife fat because that is too saucy a drama for me. Pretty normal.
I even once nuked a Facebook thread because someone called my wife fat because that is too saucy a drama for me. Pretty normal.
No, normal people aren't such insecure little bitches they nuke Facebook threads. I can see how the type of person to do that would be the type to insistently reassure themselves I'm not a thousand times smarter than them, though.
Lol nah, I just didn’t feel like explaining to my wife why a Brazilian cross dresser was calling her a fat pig and saying the thought of us having sex was making him physically ill.
Because that takes time, something I don’t ever seem to have enough of. You clearly have plenty though.
You're so insecure you can't even admit nuking a Facebook thread is an act of insecurity. This is hilarious. It's like facebook drama, but here on /r/Dramaabout facebook.
I'm sorry I had to downvote you on your cake day, but please try harder. This is a no-effort community, not an actually-putting-effort-into-looking-like-you're-not-putting-in-effort community.
idk aren't smart people usually doing something by the time they're you're age other than being arrested multiple times? Whether it be helping people or making money or doing a science or whatever what accomplishments can you stamp on your "life successes 4 darqwolf" posterboard?
Check out one of his latest capers. If you don't feel like reading that pile of text the short version is that he's stalking a girl, but it's totally not stalking because he doesn't know for sure that she deliberately cut contact with him, if he finds her she'll owe him an explanation and he won't instantly rape her (his words).
Oh Jesus. If I wasn't completely sure he's just gonna sit around and smoke weed, that whole thing sounds pretty ridiculous and honestly pretty unhinged
You'll note that in there I mentioned getting a second restraining order. Someone in this thread said something that sounds like I was wrong and he already has multiple restraining orders. And yeah, as time goes on he sounds less and less like 'hilarious social maladept' and more like 'genuine threat to women.'
That I did, it's just that your retarded inability to see the difference between realism and your own insecurity didn't change or get any closer to changing.
I finally read your pasta and it was as delicious as I expected and then more
When someone was pushing me to my limits and I couldn't try to argue against them for much longer without snapping or something, I couldn't let it go because of who I am. And was that weakness? Yeah, compared to me now, but not compared to you. That was strong as fuck compared to you, because the difference between you and I now is, I used to be like that, and it took time for my psyche and neurology to adjust into the most effective state it could be in.
First of all, this rivals the Alex Jones' "This is the ideal male body, you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like".
Second, you literally begged and cursed at a person on the internet to stop replying to you, because you personally couldn't stop replying to them, and their disagreement invaded your offline thoughts even.
Like, there's the timeless advice of Tyler the Creator, and then there's your situation, which is not even bullying, just a 14yo tard being pathetic and trying to blackmail people on the internet with his patheticness.
Congratz on getting over that and becoming a more mature person, but that's not an achievement that you can really brag about because that puts you a notch above completely pathetic person.
Tell yourself this all you want, doesn't change the fact that you wouldn't have been able to handle the situation as well as I did and wouldn't even have tried to handle it at all, or what that means about you compared to me.
Also, if me saying this is like Alex Jones saying he's in peak condition in your eyes, that must mean Alex Jones is in better physical shape than you too, which is pretty sad.
you wouldn't have been able to handle the situation as well as I did and wouldn't even have tried to handle it at all
When you are in an argument with someone on the internet, and that's distressing you (you're right, I wouldn't experience that because usually I'm right but I'm happy to learn that I was wrong), walking away from it is the preferred way of handling the situation, and I sure could've been able to handle it better than you did just by doing that. Compared to begging the other guy to stop responding to you.
Anyways, here's the thing. When I was your age, I used to find myself of even one year before to be an immature overconfident dickhead, for like ten straight years 15 to 25, every year I look back one year and be like what a moron that guy was.
You look back at your idiotic spergout at 14 and you defend it. Proof positive that smoking weed makes people literally retarded.
walking away from it is the preferred way of handling the situation
Yes, this is the idiotic thing you all keep telling me, it's what you were telling me to begin with, finally saying it in explicit words doesn't suddenly make it any more valid or reasonable.
Why is it the preferred way of handling the situation? What's really the underlying difference between the three: me at the time being unwilling to let it go and unable to mitigate the stress of it, me now being unwilling to let it go but more able to mitigate the stress of it, or you then and now, willing to let it go in order to mitigate the stress of it? How do you pretend the obvious answer is not that the first one has extremely intense feelings about the situation to the point of lacking control, the second one has intense feelings about the situation but not so overpowering, and the third one either doesn't have as intense of feelings about the situation at all or has much more intense feeling of stress or feeling of fear of the stress? How do you pretend it's strength or even any other virtue, having such less intense feelings about something that you won't even try to work on it or make a contribution or improvement?
Aside from that, when you delve deeper than the obvious answers and attempts to measure traits, what about the actual pathology? I'm pathologically driven to answer people that try to have any conversation with me, that's a strength. How do you deny that's a strength? I'm pathologically driven to not let go of it when people believe false shit. That's another strength, given the learned ability to control it and drop things when it's actually the right move. Again, how do you deny that's a strength? You, on the other hand, are pathologically driven to avoid the stress. Your pathology will nullify any emotional response to things like blatant falsehood, accepting them as part of the world and not worth trying to fight. How is that not weakness? And you probably lack any pathological reaction to someone trying to have a conversation with you. You're fine with just ignoring them. How many people's feelings have you hurt for no good reason as a result of that? How is that not a weakness? That's one of the main pathologies involved in a healthy human society, but our sick modern culture tries to beat it out of you. If it successfully beat it out of you but not me, that's weakness. Being able to withstand a beating sure isn't what weakness means.
Anyways, here's the thing. When I was your age, I used to find myself of even one year before to be an immature overconfident dickhead, for like ten straight years 15 to 25, every year I look back one year and be like what a moron that guy was.
And you so desperately wish it were impossible for someone like me to be so much smarter than you, that you have to tell yourself I must just be too dumb to do the same.
You look back at your idiotic spergout at 14 and you defend it.
Because, unlike you, I have a brain and formed my own opinions by age 14, and believe it or not, adults don't just stop beliving stupid shit every time they talk to a teenager, so if you have arguments with idiots now where you turn out to be right, you could have been doing it at 14 too, just like me.
Proof positive that smoking weed makes people literally retarded.
Saying this is proof positive that you're literally retarded.
What's really the underlying difference between the three: me at the time being unwilling to let it go and unable to mitigate the stress of it, me now being unwilling to let it go but more able to mitigate the stress of it, or you then and now, willing to let it go in order to mitigate the stress of it?
Secret fourth option: seek professional help and stop being so much of a speg that you'd make Chris-chan blush.
It's more akin to choosing not to enter the icecream parlor, because all of the ice cream is literally poisoned.
I haven't heard of you until today, so I gotta ask: are you really so autistic that the option of simply not engaging in unproductive conversation is impossible for you? Don't you find it worrying that your mental health is in such a poor state that you are unable to just not feed the trolls?
Did you watch videos of chris-chan and other lolcows making utter fools of themselves over being made fun of and said "I wanna be like these guys!"??
It's more akin to choosing not to enter the icecream parlor, because all of the ice cream is literally poisoned and nothing good can come from eating there.
No, it's not. Your brain's ability to process analogies is severely badly broken and you should not try to use them. If you're gonna try to change my analogy to say "it's more akin to not entering the ice cream place" then I can change my analogy too, which I now have to in order to make it make sense again because your brain's so fucking wack:
"Will you have chocolate, vanilla, or none?"
"Secret fourth option: none."
"That's the third option I just gave you, but OK, why are you here then?"
"Bitch I said I wanted the fourth option, go get it for me"
are you really so autistic that the option of simply not engaging in unproductive conversation is impossible for you?
Are you really so retarded you use "autistic" for a wide enough range of things to include that? "Retarded" means stupid, what the fuck does "autistic" mean anymore?
Are you really so retarded you didn't understand that when I said this pathology is a strength when given the learned ability to control it, that was obviously implying I've learned to control it?
Don't you find it worrying that your mental health is in such a poor state that you are unable to just not feed the trolls?
No, I find it worrying that society's mental health is in such a poor state that the normal way of processing conversations is now called "feeding the trolls" and "mental health in such a poor state."
No, it's not. Your brain's ability to process analogies is severely badly broken and you should not try to use them. If you're gonna try to change my analogy to say "it's more akin to not entering the ice cream place" then I can change my analogy too, which I now have to in order to make it make sense again because your brain's so fucking wack:
"Will you have chocolate, vanilla, or none?"
"Secret fourth option: none."
"That's the third option I just gave you, but OK, why are you here then?"
"Bitch I said I wanted the fourth option, go get it for me"
What I suggest was to not worry about the trolls and to choose not engage them or think of them at all. You don't have choose how to engage them, because you aren't engaging them.
Which is the equivalent of not going to an ice cream parlor, bypassing the choice of ice cream flavor altogether.
It's just that simple.
Are you really so retarded you use "autistic" for a wide enough range of things to include that? "Retarded" means stupid, what the fuck does "autistic" mean anymore?
Colloquial uses of words change over time. Shocking, I know.
Are you really so retarded you didn't understand that when I said this pathology is a strength when given the learned ability to control it, that was obviously implying I've learned to control it?
If your pathology is not only not being used to your benefit, but is used to your detriment, you clearly aren't able to control it. You're wasting your time and energy on things that you know don't matter in the slightest. Because you're so spastic that hurts you to even think about just letting it go.
No, I find it worrying that society's mental health is in such a poor state that the normal way of processing conversations is now called "feeding the trolls" and "mental health in such a poor state."
"I'm not a lolcow, society is!"
In what world is writing multiple 10+ paragraph essays over nothing a "normal way od processing conversation"?
What I suggest was to not worry about the trolls and to choose not engage them or think of them at all. You don't have choose how to engage them
Right, which if you had read the list of options you offered it as a fourth to, was the third option. Apparently you're still too dumb to have picked up on what I'm doing, but I was taking your idiocy at face value and ignoring how you're just trying to wrap up your lack of a counter-argument by pretending the discussion so far hasn't happened. Since you're clearly not gonna back down from that retardation, I'll just snap you out of it directly:
How do you pretend it's strength or even any other virtue, having such less intense feelings about something or such more intense fear of it that you won't even try to work on it or make a contribution or improvement?
Notice how your response contains no answer to this question, because the answer is that you're retarded and have literally insane levels of insecurity you take out on people like me. All you can do for that doozy of a rhetorical question right there is pretend it wasn't asked. Keep doing that if you want, it's hilarious.
Colloquial uses of words change over time. Shocking, I know.
And sometimes they change into uselessly vague unwords that idiots use because communicating effectively would hurt their ability to pretend their thoughts are worthwhile.
If your pathology is not only not being used to your benefit, but is used to your detriment, you clearly aren't able to control it.
Believe it or not, control isn't a synonym for selfishness. I don't even understand how you've gone long enough to learn reddit memes without finding that out. Control is when you can decide what happens with something. Like, when you use the dial on your toaster, you control how much it will toast your bread, because it will do what you have it do. I don't know if you'll get that explanation if you haven't already gotten what the word means by now, but there you go, if it helps?
"I'm not a lolcow, society is!"
It would be if it were funny, but normal people don't find horrible shit about the human condition funny.
In what world is writing multiple 10+ paragraph essays over nothing a "normal way of processing conversation"?
In what world is constantly pretending your opponent said something other than what they said a worthwhile way of processing debate?
Whatever you need to tell yourself is exactly what you should try your hardest to avoid, because you have gone batshit insane trying to justify self-favored biases, brother.
How do you pretend it's strength or even any other virtue, having such less intense feelings about something or such more intense fear of it that you won't even try to work on it or make a contribution or improvement?
You're right, being able to let little annoyances go isn't a strength, it's a facet of normal human psychology.
And sometimes they change into uselessly vague unwords that idiots use because communicating effectively would hurt their ability to pretend their thoughts are worthwhile.
Again with this shit. You don't have to be so long-winded when you say "no u", you know?
Believe it or not, control isn't a synonym for selfishness. I don't even understand how you've gone long enough to learn reddit memes without finding that out. Control is when you can decide what happens with something. Like, when you use the dial on your toaster, you control how much it will toast your bread, because it will do what you have it do. I don't know if you'll get that explanation if you haven't already gotten what the word means by now, but there you go, if it helps?
Ah, so you intentionally choose the outcomes that are at best a benefit to no one, and at worst an active detriment to yourself.
Because that's better.
In what world is constantly pretending your opponent said something other than what they said a worthwhile way of processing debate?
No pretending required, I literally just rephrased what you told me. I know memory retention isn't your strong suit, so let's go step-by-step:
You justify your multi-essay sperging about trolls.
I ask you why you do that, because it's retarded.
You say it's how normal people act.
I phrase your own behavior in such a way that it can be easily seen that your behavior is obviously not normal.
And here we are at present day. You still with me so far?
because trying to justify self-favored biases has driven you so batshit insane you can't even read anymore, brother.
You really don't see the irony in this here sentence? You literally just described yourself, my dude. Like, a perfect summation of your sperging. That's some high-quality projection right there, my man.
You're right, being able to let little annoyances go isn't a strength, it's a facet of normal human psychology.
Not only is being able to let little annoyances go not what I was talking about, but it couldn't even fit in the place of what I was talking about because I'm definitely able to let little annoyances go just as easily as a normal person and the topic was the difference between me and others, obviously not the similarities.
Again with this shit. You don't have to be so long-winded when you say "no u", you know?
Props for how it's more funny than sad that you don't know what "no u" means. Pro tip: it's not a catch-all for every time you disagree with someone.
Ah, so you intentionally choose the outcomes that are at best a benefit to no one, and at worst an active detriment to yourself.
Nope, that's what makes me stronger than my former self rather than just stronger than all of you punk bitches, like I explained above. I know you can't possibly, but try to actually comprehend at least one of the sentences in my comment this time and you might start to get somewhere.
No pretending required, I literally just rephrased what you told me.
Wait, did you actually think you can make things true just by pretending them and saying you're not? That's not how it works, that's just pretending you're not pretending.
You say it's how normal people act.
No, I say it's how normal people are naturally wired to act, but the modern state of civilization beats it out of them by childhood or adolescence.
I phrase your own behavior in such a way that it can be easily seen that your behavior is obviously not normal.
So are you rephrasing what I've said, or coming up with your own phrasing for what you see as my behavior? Pro tip: try to keep up not only with your opponent in a debate, but also with yourself, this way it won't be so obvious that you're projecting when you say "retention isn't your strong suit, so let's go step-by-step"
Not only is being able to let little annoyances go not what I was talking about, but it couldn't even fit in the place of what I was talking about because I'm definitely able to let little annoyances go just as easily as a normal person and the topic was the difference between me and others, obviously not the similarities.
So is this your admittance that trolls are more to you than little annoyances? Because you obviously can't ignore them or let these things go. So either you obviosuly can't let these things go, or you regard responding to trolls with some level of unwarranted importance.
Props for how it's more funny than sad that you don't know what "no u" means. Pro tip: it's not a catch-all for every time you disagree with someone.
I mean, it kinda is. That's the meme. Similar to "ur mum gay".
Nope, that's what makes me stronger than my former self rather than just stronger than all of you punk bitches, like I explained above. I know you can't possibly because reading simply isn't an ability you have when the content goes against your imagination, but try to actually comprehend at least one of the sentences in my comment this time and you might start to get somewhere.
Okay, let's take this conversation for example. Nothing is getting accomplished. With every comment you're just confirming to me that you're a sperg. You are literally of the mindset that you cannot possibly be wrong. This discussion has nowhere to go but down. I have no delusions about this outcome, but evidently you do.
How is this is beneficial?
No, I say it's how normal people are naturally wired to act, but the modern state of civilization beats it out of them by childhood or adolescence. I say "no, I say" this because it's literally what I said, and is concretely mutually exclusive with what you said I say.
Even if you had a source that humans are all biologically geared towards being a lolcow like you (I sincerely doubt you do), you realize a behavior being hard-wired into us doesn't make it a good thing, right? That's literally what seperates us from animals, that we are self-aware and can push beyond our instincts.
I see exactly zero benefits of responding to all trolls who interact with me. That sounds a behavior that was left behind for good reason.
So are you rephrasing what I've said, or coming up with your own phrasing for what you see as my behavior?
Both.
I was rephrasing what you were telling me, which includes the idea that your behavior is somehow normal. So I phrased your behavior to show its autisticness in with the rephrasing.
So is this your admittance that trolls are more to you than little annoyances?
No, you just make shit up and can't read, so somehow you've now come to believe my decisions to interact with people are based solely on how annoying they are or something. Even weirder, seemingly with a minimum cutoff point instead of a maximum? Why would anyone have that? How do you come up with this shit?
Because you obviously can't ignore them or let these things go.
Confirmation bias. It's only a thing for retards, but since you are one, I guess it's possible you actually thought this rather than just making it up. You can see all the replies I've given, but you can't see the ones I haven't, and somehow your brain manages to be so nonfunctional this never occurs to it when questioning whether I can let things go. Or, more likely, you really do just make shit up, even though you're also retarded enough that confirmation bias could apply if you gave it the chance to instead of making shit up first.
I mean, it kinda is. That's the meme.
Even when "the meme" "kinda is" like that, it's still not used at all how you keep trying to use it. You're as socially retarded as you are actually retarded.
Okay, let's take this conversation we're having right now for example. Nothing is getting accomplished. With every comment you're just confirming to me that you're a sperg. You are literally of the mindset that you cannot possibly be wrong. This discussion has nowhere to go but down. I have no delusions about this outcome, but evidently you do.
"evidently" is for when things are evident, not a word you can put in front of whatever you want to change the fact that you just make shit up.
How is this is beneficial?
How is that relevant? It's beneficial in a few ways, but are you so retarded you think I wouldn't keep answering either way? Do you think a lack of ability not to let things go is the only alternative to a lack of ability to let things go? Because the actual ideal is to be in control, to decide for yourself whether to let each thing go. It's insane to think a pathological need to let everything go would be somehow better than a pathological need not to let anything go.
you realize a behavior being hard-wired into us doesn't make it a good thing, right?
Why would I think that? You say that as if you're the one providing arguments for why this is a bad thing and I'm the one just making shit up and repeating it. When I said it was one of the pathologies of any remotely healthy society, I had already just given quite concrete reasoning for why. Even with how long I've gone along with it, it's still absolutely bizarre how you keep pretending you can't read, especially since I know you're probably lying to your own self and not just me, like, actually somehow convincing yourself repeatedly that you've read something not only different from, but mutually exclusive to what was written.
Even if I hadn't just explained why when I said it, this still wouldn't make sense. The way you act like I'd need an empirical source doesn't make sense. Anyone can see why a society where people naturally feel the urge not to ignore each other would be healthier. You just blind yourself to it because you're insecure about what a punk bitch you are and probably feel guilty for all the people you've hurt being like that, especially if your feelings have been hurt the same way.
That's literally what seperates us from animals, that we are self-aware and can push beyond our instincts.
No, we're literally animals, but if you're gonna reduce "autistic" to a meaningless unword of course you'd do the same with "literally," the flagship of colloquially-ruined unwords for retards.
I see exactly zero benefits of responding to all trolls who interact with me.
Well, committing to something like that would have some benefits of its own, especially for someone like you. Luckily, all I'm talking about is responding to all the ones worth responding to.
That sounds a behavior that was left behind for good reason.
Yep, that's why I said so, but feel free to keep making shit up and pretending you read it instead of actually reading, it's gone from just bizarre to bizarrely amusing.
I was rephrasing what you were telling me, which includes the idea that your behavior is somehow normal. So I phrased your behavior to show its autisticness as part of the rephrasing.
That might be the most gymnasticsy paragraph ever posted to reddit. Congrats.
I know I'm late and all that, but since you didn't get a direct answer: yes, DW is autistic. Retardation of this magnitude can not be considered to be normal. He's a nutcase who for some reason still has unfettered access to the internet.
And you probably lack any pathological reaction to someone trying to have a conversation with you. You're fine with just ignoring them. How many people's feelings have you hurt for no good reason as a result of that? How is that not a weakness?
Tell me, why is it so threatening to you that I am, in fact, a lawyer?
Is it because you are bitter and raging at the fact other people aren't no-hoper two-bit petty-criminal losers who look like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man joined Al Qaeda?
Rogue Trader: The SHITTENING
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PAPI THIS IS CHELKAR COME IN I SAY AGAIN OVER PAPI ANSWER ME.
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Toaster's life was destroyed, all his potential victims were saved, existing victims were vindicated (some with much thankfulness for me directly)
Is that the same event where you got two extra restraining orders on top of the one you already had, or a different event? Give further details, please.
People were going to the reddit MLP community for help and support in hard times, knowing they could expect like-minded friendly people.
Some of us with hero complexes, like me, started watching hard for these posts, trying to help whenever possible.
Toaster rounded some people up including me, or I want to say Toaster and I rounded some people up but maybe that's self-aggrandizing, and we started a separate subreddit just for these situations.
Toaster got up to some bullshit, can't really remember what, and didn't like something I was doing, also can't remember what. He was the creator of the subreddit itself, and threatened my position. I was like, "ok, you cut this bullshit right now, you understand? Last warning." He was like "you can't do shit to me." I was like, "yes I can, I'm smart and righteous, please don't do this and make me teach you the hard way." He was like "you'll lose lol" and removed me.
From there it was a weird reddit-drama game of tactics and strategy. He subconsciously knew nobody would side with him if they heard my side of the story, so he was relying on me not being able to tell the story due to existing dynamics of the community. To be specific, the moderators of the central pony subreddits wouldn't be allowing a spam campaign - a spampaign, if you will - just for the sake of inter-user drama, regardless of which side was right. Toaster hoped that even though I was right, I wouldn't be able to make myself look right, I'd just either give up and move on, or try to run a spampaign and make myself look stupid.
So I did something I would never do today. I did smart manipulative shit. For example, I made a post talking about leaving the subreddit, because that would be allowed, but I hinted and teased in the post at the drama between me and Toaster, telling people they'd have to message me to find out more because of the moderators, thus giving me one-on-one direct lines with other members of what was quite a small corner of the community.
All the people that got rounded up before, the whole moderator team of this little subreddit, turned on Toaster for his bullshit shortly thereafter, and made him step down. His reputation got ruined in the rest of the community. It definitely wasn't all me, most people don't think it had to do with me at all, but I'm quite positive my sneaky dirtbag rat hijinx were an absolutely central part of what happened. Toaster thinks it was me, too, or at least thought so last time he was in my inbox blaming me for ruining his life, months after this all happened.
It felt pretty badass to win, but felt like shit realizing I couldn't help the guy pick his life back up after at all. I was so focused on proving I was right in that final conversation, that "last warning" conversation, felt such a burning need to make sure my "last warning" was enforced and I wasn't just a shit-talking little bitch, that I didn't even realize how that victory would actually feel. It was sincerely like the ending of GTA IV where Niko finally gets his revenge but now there's not really anything left to do, you're in a boring part of Liberty City, and Niko's still just... there, and he's like, "so, this is it. This is what that big victory feels like." I still feel the shit out of the end of that game every time I replay it because I've been through that feeling for real, on a smaller scale but as a teenager where that small scale is still big.
I also just felt dumb about the shit I pulled making it happen. Like the whole post about leaving, but teasing at what was going on... I feel like I'd still do it just the once if I could replay it all, but I'd just never want to do it again in another situation. It feels almost as lame looking back on that, as it would feel looking back on the "last warning" thing and knowing I turned out to be the wrong one.
I know y'all are probably too dumb to understand, but me telling this story should be a celebrated day in /r/Drama DarqWolff-hater history, because it explains a lot about my interactions with you all as a community. Like, when I was 15, my every action towards you was just dripping with "I'm smart and righteous and I'll prove you wrong, don't test me." Once I saw how that actually works, saw how easy it actually is to "prove" shit when you set your mind to it and don't just move on, that started changing. Today a lot of my comments are just as soakedly dripping with sentiment of "I'm going to prove you wrong and turn all your words against you someday, probably? Who gives a fuck. Nice tie." You all keep acting like I'm as desperate to prove you wrong as I was back then, which is funny because I really would like to prove you're wrong on that, but expect it to happen naturally anyway.
I still have a hero complex, but it's always been legit af so that's cool. On another note, I still do get into those testosteroney "I will prove you wrong the hard way, don't make me" type things, I mean, that's pretty deep to my pathology, it's just part of who I am. It matures, but won't go away. There'll always be those times where I just can't stand watching the person say the blatantly false shit and do whatever stupid fucked-up thing that can't be undone because they don't think I'll prove they shouldn't have. That shit's even stressful for me in fiction, like whenever the bad guy kills someone because they refuse to believe the good guy is gonna successfully get revenge for it later, it's supposed to make you hate the villain and feel the good guy's desire to fuck them up but it works a little too well on me.
What happened to you? Why are you wasting your time writing these fucking novels to people that are just making fun of you? How important do you think you are mister?
I fund my day-to-day expenses with money. How else do you think, retard? You looking for something you can jerk off to or something? You're a normal member of society, congrats on wasting your life, enjoy being proud of yourself for nothing when you could actually accomplish shit.
Bragging that you didn't learn from the first time you did something to have a restraining order issued against you is an interesting move, but as an actually smart person, isn't something I would bring up when trying to defend myself.
Wait, how many restraining orders does he have now? Because just the other day I was trying to tell him that what he was doing regarding some girl was going to get him another one.
I was asking because back then I was saying 'you could get a second restraining order.' Now I'm finding out it would be your third restraining order. Fucking hell mate, you're barely out of your teens and you have two restraining orders already and you're in this thread arguing that that's just fine. Nice response though, you look saner every day.
Did you not read my last reply or did you just not understand it? No, I didn't think that you'd received another restraining order in the last few days and that /r/Drama knew about this already. This was me being surprised that you have even more restraining orders than the one I knew about. Got to love your defense of them though.
You're aware there's not even one event that I got two restraining orders from, right? Lives usually have way more than one thing happen in them, it might sound crazy but it's true, one thing isn't even close
Shockingly the vast majority of people manage to go their entire life without even getting one restraining order. How many restraining orders do you think is too many? At what point, if any, would you think to yourself 'hmm, perhaps I should change my behaviour'?
I don't believe you. It's a rare case where I don't give a shit that I'm wrong, but the hilariousness of you thinking you caught me slippin is too fuckin funny for the chance that you're slightly less retarded than this to matter.
No restraining order I get for not doing anything wrong would make me think I'm doing anything wrong. I always think to myself hmm, perhaps I'm doing something wrong because I'm not a retard like you, just going through life on every convenient assumption that comes my way. It's not like I say nothing I've gotten one for was wrong, it's just the times where I actually clearly wasn't wrong that I say I clearly wasn't wrong about, as hard as that might be for you to understand as someone so self-righteously retarded that you took me having more restraining orders than when you last checked as a sign that you're a demigod genius and not just some retard who can't do their homework to begin with.
It's a rare case where I don't give a shit if I'm wrong even about one small thing, but the hilariousness of you thinking you caught me slippin is too fuckin funny for the chance that you're slightly less retarded than this to matter.
"I prefer to think it's this way because it flatters me." Nice one mate.
I always think to myself hmm, perhaps I'm doing something wrong because I'm not a retard like you, just going through life on every convenient assumption that comes my way.
This is so fucking wonderfully delusional. This is the literal exact opposite of how you operate. Your belief in your actions isn't something you constantly appraise and question, it's cast in iron. Elsewhere in this thread someone mocked you for that thread where you were 15 and started shouting about getting a nosebleed and how the other person had to stop replying to you, and you defended your teenage tantrum as a sign of strength. I mean, holy shit. Self-awareness is not your strong suit.
If someone says 'I constantly question myself' but shows the exact opposite behaviour when they vomit their their thoughts all over reddit then yeah, I'd call your self-perception pretty suspect. But perhaps you're right. Perhaps your Asperger's diagnosis is wrong, perhaps your multiple restraining orders were completely unjustified, perhaps smashing up your stepdad's shit because he touched your headphones was a justified and proportionate response, perhaps screaming at people that they need to stop replying to you because you've argued so hard it's given you a nosebleed is a sign of strength, and perhaps that girl didn't cut contact with you deliberately. Perhaps you're right about everything and it's the rest of the world that's wrong when they look at you and see a low-level criminal loser destined for the trashpile of life. But I wouldn't put any money on it.
If she didn't cut contact with me deliberately, then she's in danger. Your comment reassures me she didn't cut contact with me deliberately, but that kind of just makes me even more scared. I just need her to be OK.
When people cut contact with you and their family tries to keep you away from them, this is not a prompt to try and find them and force them into contact. What you are doing is called stalking.
You're a psycho, straight-up insane. You can get your shit together and try to see the world more realistically, or you can keep doing whatever you can to rationalize things in the most immediately convenient way for you, and get fucked up by how the real world doesn't ever tend to reward a poor understanding of itself except temporarily.
I don't need to pick apart your points, taking your bullshit seriously is not the way to attempt to reason with you. You're just playing pretend, not actually coming to these conclusions by any form of reasoning. If you can be persuaded to stop, it's by reminding you to consider the consequences of such insanity, not by engaging you on the random sentences you can make up to pretend the facts back up the idea of you being some pragmatic realist and not just a low-quality human being. In all likelihood, though, you'll keep being a psycho, and it'll go wrong in all the ways it obviously would, and then society will move on from this era and you'll be left forever with the reality that you're an even more low-quality person than you had to be, and a failure which you didn't have to be at all.
Don't reply with the insane belief that you can convince me to join your insanity. If you reply, have it be to ask for help getting your shit together. I'd be happy to educate you on stuff like business and anthropology that you're struggling so hard to understand, if you'd be willing to direct that struggle more towards understanding correctly instead of towards building the most convenient possible worldview for the moment regardless of whether it matches reality.
Same to anyone reading this that mistook the above as legit business knowledge or history knowledge or anything. Nothing Extraordinarily little of what /u/DarqWolff said above is accurate, feel free to ask me what you're missing if you agreed with him. I'll be a lot more eager to help someone who's just misinformed than this straight-up psycho dickbag who maybe just today finally decides to start improving themselves.
Like all people, the white race originated in Afrika. As humanity's first great cities grew, it became increasingly difficult to deal with habitual thieves, rapists, pedophiles and homosexuals in the population. These offenders were genetically predisposed to their deviant behaviors and exile was the only way to safeguard the populations of the cities. Gradually these inherently depraved individuals were driven ever northward, away from civilization.
Eventually they were driven across the Mediterranean into Europe. Here they settled, their naturally black skin atrophying to a sickly pale color to adapt to the lack of nourishing sunlight. These savages did not build great civilizations, they did not develop science and art as their fathers in Afrika had. Instead, their genetic predilection to violence and the harshness of the European climate brought them to a state of perpetual warfare. As a result, they became great warriors and built powerful new ways to wage war. By contrast the dark skinned peoples of the world became great artists, scientists and philosophers- always maintaining their deep spiritual connection to the Earth. Peoples of color worshiped life, the Europeans worshiped death.
We know what happened next, the Europeans spread out like a plague, raping, destroying, consuming, pillaging everywhere they went. The non whites' cultural superiority was no match for the perfected, savage onslaught of the whites. And so this is where we are today. The tribe of rapists, pedophiles and criminals that all whites are descended from have infested the planet. While it may sound harsh, the only viable option for the preservation of the species is the aggressive termination of this malignant tumor wherever it takes root. And this is why the global extermination of whites isn't just right- it is a moral imperative.
I mean, we need at least one false flag to make it look like there's a diversity of thoughts on the topic among us, right? Can't be a subversive force in society just by being straighforward ;)
I'm just going to repeat what I always use as one of the simplest examples of why your perspective doesn't match reality. Please read this with real consideration, as much as you want to just snicker and think of witty retorts, I'm gonna need at least some semblance of substantive discussion in order to keep engaging with you.
It's going to be a long comment, but you asked big questions. Give me the time to answer your belief that I'm delusional, with an actual, solid attempt at informing you on myself. I'm already doing all I can to condense it by trying to boil a solid argument down to how it pertains to one example.
I once had an argument - not really much of an argument - with that supposed aerospace engineer that my mom hooked up with for most of my childhood, about the thermodynamics of computer hardware.
First, here's the basic premise of the argument: I say a computer drawing, say, 95 Watts, will output almost 95 Watts of heat. More specifically I'm saying, it's common knowledge among computer experts that computer hardware tends to work almost as efficiently at heating as a space heater drawing the same current. His opinion was that I was wrong on this.
He was factually wrong. More interestingly, his wrongness revealed to me just how far from a competent engineer he really was.
Let me explain why, because it's important to this entire explanation making sense, which is important to discussing whether or not I'm delusional.
To you as a layman, Watts are probably just a measure of electricity, where you're vaguely aware more Watts = more electricity. To me, as a genius who knows a lot about a wide range of topics, I recognize the word as a unit of energy, as engineers and physicists do. If you're a well-informed sort yourself, maybe you do the same.
Wattage is a measure of energy as it flows, as opposed to Watt-hours, which are a measure of total amounts. A 65W bulb keeps drawing 65W constantly the whole time it's plugged in. If it's plugged in 2 hours, that's 65W * 2h = 130W. Watt-hours won't be important to this explanation, just making sure you overall understand how we're measuring energy here and what it means to measure the "amount flowing" at a given instant.
Energy means just what you'd think, and of course it can take forms other than electricity, including heat. When you're doing engineering work, energy is basically always relevant, and there are things you should know about it like the back of your hand.
One of these things is the concept of waste heat in inefficiency. If a machine takes energy, it will have some kind of inefficiencies; this is where energy, which can be measured in precise units like Watts, does something other than the work the machine is intended to do. In an internal combustion motor, for example, some energy is used knocking the pistons in the engine back and forth instead of driving the flywheel. This is energy being wasted in kinetic form. A huge amount of energy just turns into heat as the fuel burns, and some even just from friction between moving parts, where kinetic energy is converted unit-for-unit into heat energy. This is called "waste heat." If you've followed this far, you understand how an engineer would know this concept like the back of their hand. In the engine example, there's an entire cooling system carefully designed to deal with excessive amounts of this waste heat. It's the radiator, one of the most well-known automotive parts.
Now, this dude's specific specialty was aerospace engineering. I think he went to college in the 80's, so by my memory the Space Shuttle would have been the type of thing he was taught about. You know one of the biggest engineering challenges in the space shuttle was the ablative shielding meant to protect it from heat on re-entry? Heat is super important to aerospace engineering, man, if you think a car engineer should know it this is on a whole other level. Waste heat included - rocket engines need careful engineering to manage their excessive waste heat too.
And, one more thing every engineer knows like the back of their hand: to think of waste and heat as fundamentally connected. It might not be literally true, but in an engineer's mind, often the most efficient way to think about it is to consider all wasted energy in the form of heat. Even in the engine example, that kinetic energy knocking the pistons back and forth is still just waiting to be converted into heat every time a piston comes to a stop. Physics basically seems laid out, from an engineer's perspective, to make heat the easiest thing to achieve with anything, ever. Combustion converts energy into its heat form; friction converts energy into its heat form; compression converts energy into its heat form; the sun hitting a black hat converts that light into heat. It starts to seem from an engineer's perspective like everything ultimately converts energy into heat, like any other conversions between other forms are just steps on the road to heat.
Now try to let that set in. Really try to feel the mindset I just explained.
"Work" is the word for what a machine is supposed to do, and its energy expenditure is divided between "work" and "waste." Typically you measure its efficiency as a percentage, the amount of energy in the Work it does, as a percentage of the energy put into it - the remainder being the Waste.
So because of how engineers grow to think of heat, the way they see it, let's say you have a 90% efficient electric motor. That's basically a motor that, if you put 100W into it, its output shaft will spin with 90W of power, and it will accumulate and put out 10W of heat. Like how a combustion engine, if it's 25% efficient, will take an amount of fuel with 1000Wh of energy in it, and spin its flywheel with 250W of power for an hour, while putting out 750W of heat the whole time. You follow?
Space heaters are almost 100% efficient, since their work is other machines' waste. A 100W space heater produces 100W of heat, the only notable inefficiency being whatever heat ends up heating up the material of the heater itself instead of the space around it (which will find its way out eventually too so doesn't technically even count).
A computer is an oddball in the opposite direction - you can't measure its efficiency the same way or they'd all basically be 0% efficient. Can you figure out why? It's pretty obvious. If you can't figure it out, that's ok because you're not an engineer - it's that the "work" the computer outputs is just output signal. It doesn't generally take much energy at all - it's not like the output to the monitor powers the monitor, it just carries a signal. So where does all the other energy go?
To this aerospace engineer, apparently it just fucking disappears or something. I don't know. He couldn't think that shit through. Seriously, we kept talking about this for several minutes before I just laughed him off, he probably figured it out after a moment (I fucking hope so if he actually has a degree) but just could not admit he was wrong.
Now, because you like judging me more than actually thinking sensically, you probably think this is just me showing off a bunch of engineering knowledge to prove I'm like super smrt. But no, obviously that's not the point, that would make no sense.
Here's the point:
You just said "every time someone with knowledge in a specialist subject talks to you they embarrass you." And if I had simply replied "actually, I embarrass my fair share of so-called specialists," or "actually, I grew up with a so-called specialist who I've been embarrassing since I was like 12," you'd have just straight-up not believed me. You'd have just straight up denied what I said. If I said I could give you one concretely true example, you'd have simply denied that too. Yet you can go ahead and verify every single piece of everything I've said here, it's all accurate, I could probably even have my mom get the guy to admit the argument happened if you want to just accuse me of lying about that too.
How can I be this delusional? I'm not, you are. You're probably going to deny my saying that, just like you'd deny me being able to give an example. That's what being delusional is.
Why do I think I'm a genius? Because all the evidence says so. Your question oversimplifies or overcomplicates such a judgment call, depending on how you want to look at it. I've had a whole life to analyze my feats and what they mean, how they compare to others, how certain they are, etc. You intend me to boil all that thinking down to a Reddit comment for you? Yeah right. I can list feats for you, and you can just accuse me of lying or not thinking it through. It's pointless. You've probably read the copypasta of me trying to prove this point by listing feats, like independently thinking of every concept I've seen in philosophy, before ever reading about it. You delude yourself into thinking that doesn't take genius - I'm still trying to figure out how to fight such a delusion, but that copypasta proved listing feats probably isn't the way.
But I knew all that engineering stuff because I was passionate about the topic, and wanted to learn about it, and was capable of understanding the material on my own. Think what you want of me saying this, but I plan to have Stark Industries someday, and I have lots of ideas for that. I've spent so many hours working on car designs and really deeply thinking it through, doing the research, trying to solve inefficiencies, that's how I learned most of the above and then was able to see what an idiot Mr. "Aerospace Engineer" was. This doesn't even scratch the surface of my genius, I have crazy feats that prove genius, all this proves is intellectualism. But it's worth mentioning.
Sorry for any typos, I'm on mobile. Gonna switch to my computer now since it looks like this thread is getting some attention
jebus , the guy is off his rockers , reading this I remember arguing with him long ago about something about physics , the guy clearly doesn't understand jack and maintains he's a genius . I feel sorry for the guy , it's gonna get really hard for him sooner or later .
This guy has had more sympathy and goodwill wasted on him than most more deserving people receive in their lives. He is a perpetual trainwreck: a train that keeps jumping from one track to another, only so that it may derail, over and over again.
Regardless, this gives the impression that you thought you were playing me in a sneaky way or something, and that's pretty sad. All you losers are openly looking for ammo every time you talk to me, I don't know how you thought being "polite" masked that. You're like SpongeBob and Patrick robbing the free balloon stand, except if they rubbed their hands together after, proud of their epic heist.
Upvoted because you’re so awesome! Tell us more about you.
My favorite aspect of all this is that DarqWolff actually thinks he's getting upvotes because of his thoughtful and intelligent comments and his biting insults which BTFO his evil troll foes. Like he unironically believes it.
It's a side effect of having independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy he's come across. And inventing regenerative brakes for electric cars before his testicles dropped.
Oh, BTW, anyone know where there's a poorly guarded Elantra? I hear they'll hotbox anything two towns over. And don't worry -- I've got a laptop to cover our asses if anything goes wrong.
Are you saying you think I see all the upvotes as coming from this thinking, or are you saying you don't think any of the upvotes come from this thinking? Either one is equally retarded, I'm just curious which type of retard you are.
I fucking love how in /r/drama someone like daqwolff isn't downvoted to fucking shit. People actually upvote the people that make them roar with laughter.
Not like some other subs, cough cough. Numerous implicated, even ones meant to be joke subs getting butthurt I remember /r/imgthft used to brigade and shit and also nuke their own threads they made a boo boo and got embarrassed.
Anyway, I appreciate that about this sub too, not for the upvotes but for how it makes it possible for me to keep replying instead of just getting spam-filtered and having the 9 minute cooldown while people gang up on me. What ends up happening once the cooldown comes into play is the outnumbering side just goes into a batshit frenzy and starts telling outright lies and shit faster than the victim can respond to them, burying the few responses they do manage to get out. Very different dynamic from everyone here. It's why I feel some kind of mutual respect or some weird shit like that for you guys here.
I didn't give myself the flair "Slayer of the double dick" the mods put it on my account. I'm not even aware of if you can put custom username flairs on this sub.
I appreciate that about this sub too, not for the upvotes but for how it makes it possible for me to keep replying instead of just getting spam-filtered and having the 9 minute cooldown while people gang up on me.
Jesus christ that shit is annoying when you are going against the circlejerk and the whole sub impregnates you with downvotes to like -30 and you cannnot even comment for ten minutes every time.
One tiem people did this and even said "Lol? I'm waiting for an answer, guess you have nothing"
Was on chapo talking about some mild disagreeement with the radicl trans agenda respectfully and they just lost their shit.
at least you let everyone talk.
Yeah, I respect that in this sub. it's very unique, other subs have so much of an agenda and seriously get butthurt. I really don't find anything this sub has a hivemind about I see all kinds of opinions upvoted here and all kinds of stuff downvoted, sometimes even ironically lol.
Pathology, mostly. I love cuddling so much I can't even turn down the intense savoring of enjoyment enough to get any proper sleep while it's happening, let alone move so I can get comfy and risk disturbing the girl, yet I still haven't worked hard to get rich so I can afford strippers to cuddle with every night, so clearly nothing actually motivates me.
Maybe the person I love most can motivate me. Not very well, but maybe at all. I mean, they have all the power over my pathology, so in a given moment they can motivate me pretty much infinitely however they want, but I mean in the long-term, general life motivation stuff. Maybe I'll push myself and get somewhere for this girl. Not maybe. I will. I have to. I'm failing, but I can't. So I'll just have to say it and then keep trying to prove it until I fucking do: she motivates me.
dude did you try enrolling in college or something , it'll show to everyone you're smart and they wouldn't roll their eyes and think you're a retarded autist . I thought I was the smartest cookie on earth and got then basically got rekt .
I remember talking to you about some physics and it showed me you really don't understand jack . why is anyone supposed to take you seriously ??
I dropped out of college at 16 because my transportation there stopped and since the improvement in social life that I thought would happen there wasn't happening I no longer had any reason to be there.
How can you be that dumb? After the first 10,000 times you made up random possibilities because your ability to understand the size of the world was nonexistent, it's hard to imagine how your brain would still keep doing it. I get the human brain is always trying to find connections and understand things, but I would think the natural pruning process would take care of that level of schizophrenia in any remotely-close-to-functioning individual.
If you think my interest in physics is gonna motivate me to study it, you're insane. If motivation did work in my brain, any single one of the motives not to study physics would be stronger than the interest in doing it, let alone all of them combined. The only way studying physics past mid-level makes sense is if you have nothing more interesting to do with your life. I don't get what it is with people acting like their own personal area of expertise must be the one everyone needs to be in.
Being an asset to the world is more about energy and motivations than intelligence. Me being so smart shouldn't make you see the need to bring me into the workforce; my work ethic, the amount I care about others, etc. should. Anyway, sorry for jumping the gun, I thought you were doing that thing a lot of academics do where they madly proselytize their field as if it's the point of life on Earth or something.
That's actually a really sensible and sober view on thing. But note , I never said it'd be great for society for you do contribute in someway, just working on something rewarding for yourself , some intellectually stimulating project or something the like ?
Dude honestly asking , why do you think you're really intelligent ? did you have a professional IQ test done or something
But note , I never said it'd be great for society for you do contribute in someway, just working on something rewarding for yourself , some intellectually stimulating project or something the like ?
Huh, I never considered that was what you meant. Thank you. I do want to get working on a lot of things but life has just been too painful and I've been too lazy. All I've got on the agenda right now is trying to find a certain person and I don't know if I'll even be able to do that.
Anyway, I guess the initial thought that I was really intelligent came from adults always telling me so, which has been happening since before I can remember. Then I came to really believe it through comparison with others. It's something you find out quick in life because you come out of the gates right at the age where the difference is most pronounced.
who are you trying to find? if you give it your best shot , it might really work out. who knows.
btw, I was told I was smart by everyone too , that's why I had an over inflated sense of intelligence. Got pretty rekt by attending class and working with some of the smartest people in the country. I now realize they're on a completely different level.
I was gonna suggest spivaks calculus, the book is really interesting and unique. I think it'll be great for someone who at least remembers some maths from school but wants to get better at it and also work towards higher level stuff. The best part is that it doesn't give dense-textbook vibes , makes it all the more motivating to work through.
Didn't know he wrote a calc. book , but I do hear praise about his linear algebra one . I just downloaded it and flipped a few pages , seems alright ,however I find spivak's presentation and style to be totally kick ass , read the first pages and you'll see what I mean.
Generally the easy way to measure someone's intelligence is by their accomplishments. Any IQ test or other assessment is limited by the intelligence of the person who created it. So how many accomplishments have you had?
That's literally not a way to measure someone's intelligence. It's not even sorta, or even kinda close to a way that almost works, let alone "the easy way." And who the fuck counts their accomplishments? Even though you can't measure intelligence by accomplishments, you can measure stupidity by a behavior like trying to fucking count them.
Hi, this is the first time I've seen u, but looking through this thread made me realize that you are super smart, and now I'm your biggest fan.
That said, did u think of applying your intelligence for the better of humanity? You are saying that u dropped out of college, but what do you do to support yourself? How will you be able to use your incredible wits if you have no way of earning money? Maybe you have already thought of some sort of amazing invention and will sustain yourself that way? I'm genuinely curious about your life plan.
It's rare to see unrecognized geniuses on this website, but my inner instincts tell me you are the real deal. I think you deserve more time in the spotlight. Aside from this den of bullies and jerks, that is!
Thanks!
I have plans that could be used any time to start businesses if I had enough stability in my life. Don't know if that will ever happen. Still use my intelligence for the better of humanity every day, simply by also giving a fuck. The combination leads to things like defusing of arguments, help with self-esteem, or even help with major shit like life direction or prevention of suicide. Giving a fuck automatically causes someone to apply their intelligence for the better of humanity, if they have any at all to apply.
I don't have much of a life plan because I have little to no control over anything I care most about in my life. Most of what I could do to improve my life in significant ways would make it difficult or impossible to improve in bigger ways, so I stay stuck hoping all the pieces will get into place so that I can have everything if I succeed from there. I mean, when I say I don't have much of a life plan that's not true; I have a big tapestry of a life plan, because I'm passionate about it and have had too much time to work on it. But it's inconsequential until the time to work on it runs out. Average out the big tapestry and the complete nothing that it is in the present day, and you get "not much."
Infinity War ruined Thanos for no reason and makes me fear for the future of the MCU. I hope to find the one other MCU fan out there who thinks Iron Fist was the best thing in it when it came out and Infinity War was the worst, and protect them at all cost. There might not even be one though. It's soul-crushing. The Soul Stone is hopelessness.
I understand. Sorry, to me it seems like you are little depressed. Why, man? Sounds as if you only use your intelligence for personal reasons and to prevent yourself from committing suicide! That's terrible!
What went wrong in your life that led you to this state?
What about directly assisting humanity with your gift? I can't think of anything grand, but surely you can come up something to improve the life of everyday folk like myself!
Can I ask what it is that you care about so much in your life? Do you have any hobbies or interests aside from "defusing" idiotic residents of this subreddit? Sorry if I'm being too invasive.
Oh, I don't really like superhero movies, aside from the new Spiderman. Did you like it?
Did I like it? Spiderman is fucking dead dude. He's gone. It doesn't matter if anyone liked it. Everything is ruined now. I envy you.
Anyway, I was talking about everyday contributions for other people, like preventing other people from committing suicide, not myself. One doesn't have to give a fuck for their intelligence to serve themselves. And I don't defuse idiots here, lol. I use that when there are real-life situations with either girls to impress/help or violence to prevent.
In my life, I care most about pretty girls and driving, I guess. Deep interpersonal connections and intimacy with the girls, driving with the driving. Those are the most enjoyable/fulfilling things I get to do. Except I don't really get to often enough at all, especially the main one, so my life sucks.
I see.
How successful are you with women, my man? Do you think they might pressured by your immense intelligence in a regular conversation? Or perhaps you dumb yourself down to match the conversation's tone? Could it be that you've maybe met a girl on your level?
2D? So it was you that invented this concept? Wow!
Do you think it made life of thousands of nerds worse, since they have been relying on this strange(in my opinion) idea, and are now isolated from the real world by watching anime and playing video games? Also, can you explain how an intelligent being such as yourself can possibly prefer imaginary cartoony girls over real human ones? I think the choice is clear between the two, but I'm open to see your side of the coin!
Except I don't really get to often enough at all, especially the main one because I accidentally invented the concept of 2D superiority as a toddler and made my taste in girls wack af, so my life sucks.
I see. How successful are you with women, my man?
Can you not read?
Do you think they might pressured by your immense intelligence in a regular conversation?
I don't know, maybe sometimes but it never really occurs to me. I don't think it's a big deal either way, any girl that would actually write me off over such feefees probably isn't worth knowing. I guess the possibility could explain some inexplicable shit certain girls have done to me though. Who knows?
Or perhaps you dumb yourself down to match the conversation's tone?
Never do this. This is so stupid.
Could it be that you've maybe met a girl on your level?
I don't think I've really met anyone on my level, let alone a girl, but I keep hoping. Fortunately, one doesn't have to be on my level to be able to fully connect with me. I'm good enough at explaining shit that usually if a girl is pretty smart then any conversation we could have is gonna be pretty much just as possible as if she were smarter.
2D? So it was you that invented this concept? Wow! Do you think it made life of thousands of nerds worse, since they have been relying on this strange(in my opinion) idea, and are now isolated from the real world by watching anime and playing video games?
Yeah, my bad.
Also, can you explain how an intelligent being such as yourself can possibly prefer imaginary cartoony girls over real human ones?
The imaginary ones are written to be interesting people, the real ones are evolved to propagate their genetics by letting themselves get raped and shit. It was moreso just a joke though, I don't think cartoon girls have much to do with it, I think I'd have pretty similar feelings regardless. I mean, without cartoons existing, I still would have realized by teenage that girls were nothing like me and that it was soul-crushingly hopeless expecting to ever find one that is. And it's not like cartoons have anything to do with why the girl I love most isn't with me right now. And it's not like my taste in girls is actually wack, I just like really excellent girls which there just aren't many of in the real world.
For someone who likes to talk up their fake intelligence so much, you sure don't have a lot of respect for it. Perhaps it's a necessary part of the illusion, since you don't have any accomplishments, it must be because there's more to the picture. But there's not, not really.
I love cuddling so much I can't even dial down the intense savoring of enjoyment enough to get any proper sleep while it's happening, let alone move so I can get comfy and risk disturbing the girl
Who are these femoids that cuddle with you? Is it consensual?
I meant none are cuddling with me these days, but some have in the past. I don't really care about how often I'm having sex, sex is only slightly more amazing than cuddling but costs way more stress and results in overall less enjoyment for me a lot of the time. If I have sex I focus more on pleasuring the girl for her appreciation and my own dignity than on enjoying it. Not like that's not still hella enjoyable for me, but it's different from cuddling where all I have to do is be comfy to cuddle with which is biologically not a challenge at all compared to good fucking, and the reward is like pure dopamine and shit that's difficult to get from sex.
Me raping someone would be weird as fuck since I don't really care about sex. My instinct to be nice to pretty girls is too strong to even enjoy arguing with them, let alone sticking my dick in a girl over a power struggle. I hate the shit out of rapists for what they've done to my loved ones, humanity, and my own place in the world. I don't really change much over time, especially on what I'm most committed to and give the least fucks about the conflating factors of, like sex would be when it comes to rape. I know the calling me a rapist thing is just a meme, but some people really believe it and that's kinda mind-boggling to me.
I'm not incel and NEET is a made-up phrase designed to create a false dichotomy between "work" and life. Deny it all you want, but anyone that uses the phrase NEET is gonna have this very unrealistic feeling of a borderline between things that aren't actually any different. You're trying to make your arbitrary feelings seem less arbitrary by coming up with an acronym for them, and sadly, it's working wonders on all the idiots.
For real though, in case you're not kidding, it's a safe bet I'm more productive than you in any given year. You probably don't even have 1 life you can say you've saved, which is absolutely fucking pathetic with the number of low-hanging fruit out there killing themselves. How many lives can you even say you've improved in unforgettable ways? How many lives have you touched at all in the past week? Productivity isn't measured in dollars, it's measured in productivity. The type of person dysfunctional enough to use the phrase "NEET" has little to no capacity for productivity in society.
Lol, the funny thing is just in the lolcow aspect of my life I've probably been more productive in the form of copypastas than you have been with anything in your entire existence.
You say this, but you probably wouldn't even give a quarter to a homeless person on the subway. All it's about is pretending you're worth having in the world by comparing yourself to people you can pretend aren't so.
How many lives can you even say you've improved in unforgettable ways? How many lives have you touched at all in the past week? Productivity isn't measured in dollars, it's measured in productivity.
Actually, productivity is measured in restraining orders.
Yeah, I kinda thought he would have knocked up some hambeast by now and evolved into a card-carrying "financial abortion" red pill-er as the state tries to garnish his non-existent paychecks.
As far as I know he's never been diagnosed with any disorder other than Asperger's, but according to him the Asperger's diagnosis was wrong. So that's alright then.
Guys yes DqWf is hilarious on one level but he also has, obviously, pathological narcissism. That's somebody nobody has ever really figured out how to control, for which it's hard to say he's responsible, and which has basically made life hell for him and those around him. It really doesn't seem to be cool to deliberately provoke him and then further publicize the results.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-04-30
It's shit like this that makes my life worse as a Eurasian because even if you look amazing you're still a subhuman because Asian women happily marry guys who look like they've been in industrial accidents over an Asian guy. It makes Asian looking males look like the worst fucking losers on earth. The guy is absolutely offensive to look at. Like his face literally makes my stomach churl because he's so ugly. I'd even be mad if he had a white girlfriend People feel they have the liberty to say of course your dad is white. Because white guys see shit like this where some fucking quasimodo looking freak can get Asian girls and they use it as ammo as to how shittyy asian guys are...
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1 ProudLittleSeal 2018-04-30
You tell em Snappy 🙏🙏
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
> watch and learn: this is how you milk 'em, I was polite and upvoted every single comment, and it paid off
Is the "every single comment" thing a reference to my main copypasta, or are you actually so dumb you think that had something to do with it?
Wait... you actually think you're gonna get a new copypasta in circulation and that getting /u/DarqWolff of all people to answer you is some impressive "milking" to "watch and learn." I guess to think upvoting each post was part of a masterful skill wouldn't be much dumber.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-04-30
Yes <3
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Well, anyway, you must be in a lot of pain. I'm not being facetious. If interacting with my reddit celebrity helps you for some reason, past the weird "milking" thing, I'm still here for you and happy to be a positive influence any little way I can. I hope you understand that and didn't think you had to be sneaky to get me to see past your dumb-haterness to the human that needed to talk.
1 Ultimatex 2018-04-30
Good lolcow
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-04-30
This is a mod level Lolcow. Rare species indeed
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-04-30
Hold the phone boss, you may be a celebrity in drama subs, but I doubt most redditors have any idea who you are.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
If most redditors had any idea who I am, I'd probably have killed myself by now. Thank God normal people aren't like you fucks.
1 Coats_Unbuttoned 2018-04-30
That's the thing, we are normal people who just enjoy a little drama. You're the one who wanks to My Little Pony.
1 LightUmbra 2018-04-30
Woah there buddy don't start feeling like you're superior to anyone.
1 Coats_Unbuttoned 2018-04-30
tfw normalcy is superiority
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
No, you people really aren't normal. Normal people can tell I'm smart as fuck and know myself well. Normal people can be surprisingly reasonable. Normal people don't get into memes like the word "bussy" or the whole character of Christian Weston Chandler. Normal people don't "just enjoy a little drama" the way you do.
1 RobotApocalypse 2018-04-30
I thought the bussy meme was dumb and really don’t got the time for CWC except for when they assault people in GameStop. I even once nuked a Facebook thread because someone called my wife fat because that is too saucy a drama for me. Pretty normal.
I also think yain’t that smart. Sorry bud.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
No, normal people aren't such insecure little bitches they nuke Facebook threads. I can see how the type of person to do that would be the type to insistently reassure themselves I'm not a thousand times smarter than them, though.
1 RobotApocalypse 2018-04-30
Insecure?
Lol nah, I just didn’t feel like explaining to my wife why a Brazilian cross dresser was calling her a fat pig and saying the thought of us having sex was making him physically ill.
Because that takes time, something I don’t ever seem to have enough of. You clearly have plenty though.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
You're so insecure you can't even admit nuking a Facebook thread is an act of insecurity. This is hilarious. It's like facebook drama, but here on /r/Drama about facebook.
1 RobotApocalypse 2018-04-30
You're so insecure you can't even admit
nuking a Facebook threadhaving to win every online argument is an act of insecurity. This is hilarious.1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Cross it out and replace it all you want, you're still so insecure you can't even admit nuking a Facebook thread is an act of insecurity.
1 RobotApocalypse 2018-04-30
You work in the cinema. I can tell.
Anyways, do you win internet by just responding till the other person gots bored?
1 whataboutThe_Donald 2018-04-30
You're wife is fat? Gross.
1 RobotApocalypse 2018-04-30
There is free yogurt in the folds tho. Swings and roundabouts
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-04-30
Smart people generally don't steal cars and smash up window a/c units
But that's just "generally"
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Yes, and normal people being able to tell I'm smart as fuck is just "generally" too. But that none of you are normal - that's an absolute.
1 Arbys_Official 2018-04-30
Yes but what about the part where you steal cats and smash window a/c units.
1 aef823 2018-04-30
Reread that last sentence.
Are you drunk, or did someone give you a concussion?
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
I'm sorry I had to downvote you on your cake day, but please try harder. This is a no-effort community, not an actually-putting-effort-into-looking-like-you're-not-putting-in-effort community.
1 aef823 2018-04-30
People actually give a fuck about downvotes?
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Giving them, yes. Receiving them? Not that I know of.
1 aef823 2018-04-30
Okay then, so what did you expect would happen when you replied that then?
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
What were you expecting to happen when you replied this?
1 aef823 2018-04-30
An actualy reply instead of Jaden Smith levels of faggotry.
I know, I expected too much.
1 FartSmeller2018 2018-04-30
Is /u/DarqWolff for real, or is he just pretending to be retarded.
/u/ed_butteredtoast I gotta tell you, he's doing a much, much better job of it than you ever have
1 aef823 2018-04-30
From experience with shit like this.
60% real 40% retarded.
Either way, he's tryharding.
This thread is filled with his edgy yiffiness.
1 FartSmeller2018 2018-04-30
I like how he flairs his tardposts as a mod post. It's like an extra level of flair on his stupidity.
1 Coats_Unbuttoned 2018-04-30
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-30
Hello Redditor from Iowa. How do you do!
1 banhminobanhyou 2018-04-30
What would you say your most recent achievement has been?
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
I guess whichever was the best of the last photos I took in NYC
1 banhminobanhyou 2018-04-30
That sounds fun, any good.omes.to share?
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Haven't transferred any off the camera yet but I can go do that pretty soon if you want
1 banhminobanhyou 2018-04-30
That'd be cool, keep me posted
1 yourdeadwife 2018-04-30
> smart as fuck
idk aren't smart people usually doing something by the time they're you're age other than being arrested multiple times? Whether it be helping people or making money or doing a science or whatever what accomplishments can you stamp on your "life successes 4 darqwolf" posterboard?
1 SamWhite 2018-04-30
Check out one of his latest capers. If you don't feel like reading that pile of text the short version is that he's stalking a girl, but it's totally not stalking because he doesn't know for sure that she deliberately cut contact with him, if he finds her she'll owe him an explanation and he won't instantly rape her (his words).
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-04-30
Oh Jesus. If I wasn't completely sure he's just gonna sit around and smoke weed, that whole thing sounds pretty ridiculous and honestly pretty unhinged
1 SamWhite 2018-04-30
You'll note that in there I mentioned getting a second restraining order. Someone in this thread said something that sounds like I was wrong and he already has multiple restraining orders. And yeah, as time goes on he sounds less and less like 'hilarious social maladept' and more like 'genuine threat to women.'
1 LawsCoolStudent 2018-04-30
Lmaoooo
1 MostRadicalCentrist 2018-04-30
You know you ought to have a whole wiki dedicated to picking apart your life and psyche.
1 -Mopsus- 2018-04-30
I thought you had changed and stopped being ridiculously arrogant? Apparently, I was mistaken.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
That I did, it's just that your retarded inability to see the difference between realism and your own insecurity didn't change or get any closer to changing.
1 Coats_Unbuttoned 2018-04-30
u/darqwolff IRL
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
I see some of you recently learned a new word and are eager to show it off.
1 Coats_Unbuttoned 2018-04-30
pls, mr. 105 IQ, elevate my humble mind
1 TinyJibble 2018-04-30
New snapshill quote.
1 swislock 2018-04-30
r/iamverysmart material?
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Every post related to me on /r/iamverysmart might as well be immediately snapshotted and posted to /r/NothingEverHappens
1 manerewegoagain 2018-04-30
/r/quityourbullshit/
1 ComedicSans 2018-04-30
That air conditioning unit had it coming!
1 geraldo42 2018-04-30
lmao ok bro. Whatever you say.
1 Elite_AI 2018-04-30
"no"
1 westofthetracks 2018-04-30
lol if you actually believe this
1 Foxehh3 2018-04-30
LOL HE TURNED ON THE MOD FLAIR
1 RobotApocalypse 2018-04-30
Oh we in trouble now bois
1 Foxehh3 2018-04-30
We gotta watch out for this hardcore Reddit-celeb ;^)
1 Manannin 2018-04-30
My nipples tremble in fear!
1 Fr33_Lax 2018-04-30
And your buttocks in tremors?
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-04-30
Ohshiiiiiieeeeeetttttttt
1 TinyJibble 2018-04-30
It says his perms are
Does that mean he can sticky shit?
1 shallowm 2018-04-30
The "posts" permission allows a mod to use the approve, remove, spam, distinguish, announce, nsfw, set suggested sort, and contest mode buttons.
So yeah, he can sticky posts.
1 TinyJibble 2018-04-30
ty daddy
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-04-30
Well we can definitely agree on that
1 Creatively_bankrupt 2018-04-30
Fucking top 10 anime twists
1 zergling_Lester 2018-04-30
I finally read your pasta and it was as delicious as I expected and then more
First of all, this rivals the Alex Jones' "This is the ideal male body, you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like".
Second, you literally begged and cursed at a person on the internet to stop replying to you, because you personally couldn't stop replying to them, and their disagreement invaded your offline thoughts even.
Like, there's the timeless advice of Tyler the Creator, and then there's your situation, which is not even bullying, just a 14yo tard being pathetic and trying to blackmail people on the internet with his patheticness.
Congratz on getting over that and becoming a more mature person, but that's not an achievement that you can really brag about because that puts you a notch above completely pathetic person.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Tell yourself this all you want, doesn't change the fact that you wouldn't have been able to handle the situation as well as I did and wouldn't even have tried to handle it at all, or what that means about you compared to me.
Also, if me saying this is like Alex Jones saying he's in peak condition in your eyes, that must mean Alex Jones is in better physical shape than you too, which is pretty sad.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-04-30
When you are in an argument with someone on the internet, and that's distressing you (you're right, I wouldn't experience that because usually I'm right but I'm happy to learn that I was wrong), walking away from it is the preferred way of handling the situation, and I sure could've been able to handle it better than you did just by doing that. Compared to begging the other guy to stop responding to you.
Anyways, here's the thing. When I was your age, I used to find myself of even one year before to be an immature overconfident dickhead, for like ten straight years 15 to 25, every year I look back one year and be like what a moron that guy was.
You look back at your idiotic spergout at 14 and you defend it. Proof positive that smoking weed makes people literally retarded.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Yes, this is the idiotic thing you all keep telling me, it's what you were telling me to begin with, finally saying it in explicit words doesn't suddenly make it any more valid or reasonable.
Why is it the preferred way of handling the situation? What's really the underlying difference between the three: me at the time being unwilling to let it go and unable to mitigate the stress of it, me now being unwilling to let it go but more able to mitigate the stress of it, or you then and now, willing to let it go in order to mitigate the stress of it? How do you pretend the obvious answer is not that the first one has extremely intense feelings about the situation to the point of lacking control, the second one has intense feelings about the situation but not so overpowering, and the third one either doesn't have as intense of feelings about the situation at all or has much more intense feeling of stress or feeling of fear of the stress? How do you pretend it's strength or even any other virtue, having such less intense feelings about something that you won't even try to work on it or make a contribution or improvement?
Aside from that, when you delve deeper than the obvious answers and attempts to measure traits, what about the actual pathology? I'm pathologically driven to answer people that try to have any conversation with me, that's a strength. How do you deny that's a strength? I'm pathologically driven to not let go of it when people believe false shit. That's another strength, given the learned ability to control it and drop things when it's actually the right move. Again, how do you deny that's a strength? You, on the other hand, are pathologically driven to avoid the stress. Your pathology will nullify any emotional response to things like blatant falsehood, accepting them as part of the world and not worth trying to fight. How is that not weakness? And you probably lack any pathological reaction to someone trying to have a conversation with you. You're fine with just ignoring them. How many people's feelings have you hurt for no good reason as a result of that? How is that not a weakness? That's one of the main pathologies involved in a healthy human society, but our sick modern culture tries to beat it out of you. If it successfully beat it out of you but not me, that's weakness. Being able to withstand a beating sure isn't what weakness means.
And you so desperately wish it were impossible for someone like me to be so much smarter than you, that you have to tell yourself I must just be too dumb to do the same.
Because, unlike you, I have a brain and formed my own opinions by age 14, and believe it or not, adults don't just stop beliving stupid shit every time they talk to a teenager, so if you have arguments with idiots now where you turn out to be right, you could have been doing it at 14 too, just like me.
Saying this is proof positive that you're literally retarded.
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-04-30
I don't fully understand your argument fetish. How does it integrate into your sex life?
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
It doesn't, I hate arguing with pretty girls, it's honestly possibly my biggest weakness.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-04-30
Tell me, will you now try to get the ladies night discounts with your new id?
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Even if you're a pretty girl, kill yourself. I mean, get fat first so it's not such a loss, but with haste.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-04-30
Awww Man. Food's expensive and eating like a whale is too hard.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Is that your way of flirting? No, I won't take you out to dinner.
1 -Steve_French- 2018-04-30
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much is your nose bleeding right now?
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
None, I don't think that ever happened to me again after that because I don't even remember it happening the once.
1 -Steve_French- 2018-04-30
Maybe you forget every time it happens. I know reddit fights can be extremely stressful
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-04-30
I wonder how you know. I suppose you have experience in this area, right?
1 JJJacobalt 2018-04-30
lmao you just keep soing it
1 JJJacobalt 2018-04-30
Secret fourth option: seek professional help and stop being so much of a speg that you'd make Chris-chan blush.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
That's not a fourth option, it's just an irrelevant other thing.
"Will you be having chocolate, vanilla, or a twist?"
"Secret fourth option: put it in a ziplock baggie."
1 JJJacobalt 2018-04-30
That's not a really equivalent.
It's more akin to choosing not to enter the icecream parlor, because all of the ice cream is literally poisoned.
I haven't heard of you until today, so I gotta ask: are you really so autistic that the option of simply not engaging in unproductive conversation is impossible for you? Don't you find it worrying that your mental health is in such a poor state that you are unable to just not feed the trolls?
Did you watch videos of chris-chan and other lolcows making utter fools of themselves over being made fun of and said "I wanna be like these guys!"??
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
No, it's not. Your brain's ability to process analogies is severely badly broken and you should not try to use them. If you're gonna try to change my analogy to say "it's more akin to not entering the ice cream place" then I can change my analogy too, which I now have to in order to make it make sense again because your brain's so fucking wack:
"Will you have chocolate, vanilla, or none?"
"Secret fourth option: none."
"That's the third option I just gave you, but OK, why are you here then?"
"Bitch I said I wanted the fourth option, go get it for me"
Are you really so retarded you use "autistic" for a wide enough range of things to include that? "Retarded" means stupid, what the fuck does "autistic" mean anymore?
Are you really so retarded you didn't understand that when I said this pathology is a strength when given the learned ability to control it, that was obviously implying I've learned to control it?
No, I find it worrying that society's mental health is in such a poor state that the normal way of processing conversations is now called "feeding the trolls" and "mental health in such a poor state."
1 genericunimportant 2018-04-30
Lol
1 JJJacobalt 2018-04-30
What I suggest was to not worry about the trolls and to choose not engage them or think of them at all. You don't have choose how to engage them, because you aren't engaging them.
Which is the equivalent of not going to an ice cream parlor, bypassing the choice of ice cream flavor altogether.
It's just that simple.
Colloquial uses of words change over time. Shocking, I know.
If your pathology is not only not being used to your benefit, but is used to your detriment, you clearly aren't able to control it. You're wasting your time and energy on things that you know don't matter in the slightest. Because you're so spastic that hurts you to even think about just letting it go.
"I'm not a lolcow, society is!"
In what world is writing multiple 10+ paragraph essays over nothing a "normal way od processing conversation"?
Whatever you need to tell yourself, man.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Right, which if you had read the list of options you offered it as a fourth to, was the third option. Apparently you're still too dumb to have picked up on what I'm doing, but I was taking your idiocy at face value and ignoring how you're just trying to wrap up your lack of a counter-argument by pretending the discussion so far hasn't happened. Since you're clearly not gonna back down from that retardation, I'll just snap you out of it directly:
Notice how your response contains no answer to this question, because the answer is that you're retarded and have literally insane levels of insecurity you take out on people like me. All you can do for that doozy of a rhetorical question right there is pretend it wasn't asked. Keep doing that if you want, it's hilarious.
And sometimes they change into uselessly vague unwords that idiots use because communicating effectively would hurt their ability to pretend their thoughts are worthwhile.
Believe it or not, control isn't a synonym for selfishness. I don't even understand how you've gone long enough to learn reddit memes without finding that out. Control is when you can decide what happens with something. Like, when you use the dial on your toaster, you control how much it will toast your bread, because it will do what you have it do. I don't know if you'll get that explanation if you haven't already gotten what the word means by now, but there you go, if it helps?
It would be if it were funny, but normal people don't find horrible shit about the human condition funny.
In what world is constantly pretending your opponent said something other than what they said a worthwhile way of processing debate?
Whatever you need to tell yourself is exactly what you should try your hardest to avoid, because you have gone batshit insane trying to justify self-favored biases, brother.
1 JJJacobalt 2018-04-30
You're right, being able to let little annoyances go isn't a strength, it's a facet of normal human psychology.
Again with this shit. You don't have to be so long-winded when you say "no u", you know?
Ah, so you intentionally choose the outcomes that are at best a benefit to no one, and at worst an active detriment to yourself.
Because that's better.
No pretending required, I literally just rephrased what you told me. I know memory retention isn't your strong suit, so let's go step-by-step:
You justify your multi-essay sperging about trolls.
I ask you why you do that, because it's retarded.
You say it's how normal people act.
I phrase your own behavior in such a way that it can be easily seen that your behavior is obviously not normal.
And here we are at present day. You still with me so far?
You really don't see the irony in this here sentence? You literally just described yourself, my dude. Like, a perfect summation of your sperging. That's some high-quality projection right there, my man.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Not only is being able to let little annoyances go not what I was talking about, but it couldn't even fit in the place of what I was talking about because I'm definitely able to let little annoyances go just as easily as a normal person and the topic was the difference between me and others, obviously not the similarities.
Props for how it's more funny than sad that you don't know what "no u" means. Pro tip: it's not a catch-all for every time you disagree with someone.
Nope, that's what makes me stronger than my former self rather than just stronger than all of you punk bitches, like I explained above. I know you can't possibly, but try to actually comprehend at least one of the sentences in my comment this time and you might start to get somewhere.
Wait, did you actually think you can make things true just by pretending them and saying you're not? That's not how it works, that's just pretending you're not pretending.
No, I say it's how normal people are naturally wired to act, but the modern state of civilization beats it out of them by childhood or adolescence.
So are you rephrasing what I've said, or coming up with your own phrasing for what you see as my behavior? Pro tip: try to keep up not only with your opponent in a debate, but also with yourself, this way it won't be so obvious that you're projecting when you say "retention isn't your strong suit, so let's go step-by-step"
1 JJJacobalt 2018-04-30
So is this your admittance that trolls are more to you than little annoyances? Because you obviously can't ignore them or let these things go. So either you obviosuly can't let these things go, or you regard responding to trolls with some level of unwarranted importance.
I mean, it kinda is. That's the meme. Similar to "ur mum gay".
Okay, let's take this conversation for example. Nothing is getting accomplished. With every comment you're just confirming to me that you're a sperg. You are literally of the mindset that you cannot possibly be wrong. This discussion has nowhere to go but down. I have no delusions about this outcome, but evidently you do.
How is this is beneficial?
Even if you had a source that humans are all biologically geared towards being a lolcow like you (I sincerely doubt you do), you realize a behavior being hard-wired into us doesn't make it a good thing, right? That's literally what seperates us from animals, that we are self-aware and can push beyond our instincts.
I see exactly zero benefits of responding to all trolls who interact with me. That sounds a behavior that was left behind for good reason.
Both.
I was rephrasing what you were telling me, which includes the idea that your behavior is somehow normal. So I phrased your behavior to show its autisticness in with the rephrasing.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
No, you just make shit up and can't read, so somehow you've now come to believe my decisions to interact with people are based solely on how annoying they are or something. Even weirder, seemingly with a minimum cutoff point instead of a maximum? Why would anyone have that? How do you come up with this shit?
Confirmation bias. It's only a thing for retards, but since you are one, I guess it's possible you actually thought this rather than just making it up. You can see all the replies I've given, but you can't see the ones I haven't, and somehow your brain manages to be so nonfunctional this never occurs to it when questioning whether I can let things go. Or, more likely, you really do just make shit up, even though you're also retarded enough that confirmation bias could apply if you gave it the chance to instead of making shit up first.
Even when "the meme" "kinda is" like that, it's still not used at all how you keep trying to use it. You're as socially retarded as you are actually retarded.
"evidently" is for when things are evident, not a word you can put in front of whatever you want to change the fact that you just make shit up.
How is that relevant? It's beneficial in a few ways, but are you so retarded you think I wouldn't keep answering either way? Do you think a lack of ability not to let things go is the only alternative to a lack of ability to let things go? Because the actual ideal is to be in control, to decide for yourself whether to let each thing go. It's insane to think a pathological need to let everything go would be somehow better than a pathological need not to let anything go.
Why would I think that? You say that as if you're the one providing arguments for why this is a bad thing and I'm the one just making shit up and repeating it. When I said it was one of the pathologies of any remotely healthy society, I had already just given quite concrete reasoning for why. Even with how long I've gone along with it, it's still absolutely bizarre how you keep pretending you can't read, especially since I know you're probably lying to your own self and not just me, like, actually somehow convincing yourself repeatedly that you've read something not only different from, but mutually exclusive to what was written.
Even if I hadn't just explained why when I said it, this still wouldn't make sense. The way you act like I'd need an empirical source doesn't make sense. Anyone can see why a society where people naturally feel the urge not to ignore each other would be healthier. You just blind yourself to it because you're insecure about what a punk bitch you are and probably feel guilty for all the people you've hurt being like that, especially if your feelings have been hurt the same way.
No, we're literally animals, but if you're gonna reduce "autistic" to a meaningless unword of course you'd do the same with "literally," the flagship of colloquially-ruined unwords for retards.
Well, committing to something like that would have some benefits of its own, especially for someone like you. Luckily, all I'm talking about is responding to all the ones worth responding to.
Yep, that's why I said so, but feel free to keep making shit up and pretending you read it instead of actually reading, it's gone from just bizarre to bizarrely amusing.
That might be the most gymnasticsy paragraph ever posted to reddit. Congrats.
1 TheMauveHand 2018-04-30
I know I'm late and all that, but since you didn't get a direct answer: yes, DW is autistic. Retardation of this magnitude can not be considered to be normal. He's a nutcase who for some reason still has unfettered access to the internet.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-04-30
:emoji:
1 ComedicSans 2018-04-30
That's an unhealthy compulsion to be honest. I would absolutely love to tear your rectum to shreds in a courtroom. It'd be something else.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Why do you keep pretending to be a lawyer?
1 ComedicSans 2018-04-30
Oh buttercup. I actually am a lawyer, I need not pretend.
Why do you pretend to be a functional human being when it's pretty clear you're human trash?
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
How many people do you think actually believe you're a lawyer?
1 ComedicSans 2018-04-30
Literally everyone without crippling autism.
Tell me, why is it so threatening to you that I am, in fact, a lawyer?
Is it because you are bitter and raging at the fact other people aren't no-hoper two-bit petty-criminal losers who look like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man joined Al Qaeda?
1 realalekchelkar 2018-04-30
Rogue Trader: The SHITTENING Chelkars arteries grew colder, he was losin bloodflow FAST and didnt have much time left. Chekl takendis moment 2 reflect on his past mistakes and how he cudda made things better 4 his crew. He thot about how he cud have maybe not killed papis whole country and make him pull guard on his bridge by the fake helmsman station all day. He thot about telling papi the truth, that he wasnt actually mrshiftitforward, but that tsthanos was flyin the ship da hole time. A few moments passed, and chekl made his decision. With his last dying breath, chekl jumped for his ivox, frantically crawling acrosz the tile floor to reach jt, before finally retrieving it from the counter and scream 4 papi on da other end.
PAPI THIS IS CHELKAR COME IN I SAY AGAIN OVER PAPI ANSWER ME.
On the other end chelkar heard a groan, and the clanging of what could only be corona bottles (bcuz mexicans only drink corona), and finally a response
ITS A ME PAPI WHATISAGOING-AAAAHHHHRG
chelkar screamed, the bloodflow cam pourin 2 his legs like a tekarn tsunami, he had been tryin 2 shit for 30 minutes to da point his legs and dick had vone completely numb. And now it was cummin bak. But chekl fite thru the pain and deliver his message to his loyal gardener.
PAPI WHY THE FUCK DID YKU NOT BUY CUSHIONED TOILET SEATS LIME I FUCKING TOLD U TO
TO BE CONTINU
1 -huitzilopochtli- 2018-04-30
yeah buddy that's not a strength
1 JJJacobalt 2018-04-30
That was a very verbose and petty way to say "no u".
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
I think you meant to reply to a different comment. Like, the one this thread is about, that would make sense as a response to. Better luck next time.
1 JJJacobalt 2018-04-30
You did it again.
You can just save yourself time by saying "no u" next time.
1 Elite_AI 2018-04-30
no
1 wootfatigue 2018-04-30
U
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-04-30
I will have you know I upvoted every comment on this thread
1 zergling_Lester 2018-04-30
Also
Is that the same event where you got two extra restraining orders on top of the one you already had, or a different event? Give further details, please.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Do you feel like two events in one lifetime is pushing it or something? lol
1 zergling_Lester 2018-04-30
No, I want details on your rivalry with /u/Evil_Toaster, and how his life was destroyed.
This is probably a good story and I enjoy good stories, especially when they are real.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
People were going to the reddit MLP community for help and support in hard times, knowing they could expect like-minded friendly people.
Some of us with hero complexes, like me, started watching hard for these posts, trying to help whenever possible.
Toaster rounded some people up including me, or I want to say Toaster and I rounded some people up but maybe that's self-aggrandizing, and we started a separate subreddit just for these situations.
Toaster got up to some bullshit, can't really remember what, and didn't like something I was doing, also can't remember what. He was the creator of the subreddit itself, and threatened my position. I was like, "ok, you cut this bullshit right now, you understand? Last warning." He was like "you can't do shit to me." I was like, "yes I can, I'm smart and righteous, please don't do this and make me teach you the hard way." He was like "you'll lose lol" and removed me.
From there it was a weird reddit-drama game of tactics and strategy. He subconsciously knew nobody would side with him if they heard my side of the story, so he was relying on me not being able to tell the story due to existing dynamics of the community. To be specific, the moderators of the central pony subreddits wouldn't be allowing a spam campaign - a spampaign, if you will - just for the sake of inter-user drama, regardless of which side was right. Toaster hoped that even though I was right, I wouldn't be able to make myself look right, I'd just either give up and move on, or try to run a spampaign and make myself look stupid.
So I did something I would never do today. I did smart manipulative shit. For example, I made a post talking about leaving the subreddit, because that would be allowed, but I hinted and teased in the post at the drama between me and Toaster, telling people they'd have to message me to find out more because of the moderators, thus giving me one-on-one direct lines with other members of what was quite a small corner of the community.
All the people that got rounded up before, the whole moderator team of this little subreddit, turned on Toaster for his bullshit shortly thereafter, and made him step down. His reputation got ruined in the rest of the community. It definitely wasn't all me, most people don't think it had to do with me at all, but I'm quite positive my sneaky dirtbag rat hijinx were an absolutely central part of what happened. Toaster thinks it was me, too, or at least thought so last time he was in my inbox blaming me for ruining his life, months after this all happened.
It felt pretty badass to win, but felt like shit realizing I couldn't help the guy pick his life back up after at all. I was so focused on proving I was right in that final conversation, that "last warning" conversation, felt such a burning need to make sure my "last warning" was enforced and I wasn't just a shit-talking little bitch, that I didn't even realize how that victory would actually feel. It was sincerely like the ending of GTA IV where Niko finally gets his revenge but now there's not really anything left to do, you're in a boring part of Liberty City, and Niko's still just... there, and he's like, "so, this is it. This is what that big victory feels like." I still feel the shit out of the end of that game every time I replay it because I've been through that feeling for real, on a smaller scale but as a teenager where that small scale is still big.
I also just felt dumb about the shit I pulled making it happen. Like the whole post about leaving, but teasing at what was going on... I feel like I'd still do it just the once if I could replay it all, but I'd just never want to do it again in another situation. It feels almost as lame looking back on that, as it would feel looking back on the "last warning" thing and knowing I turned out to be the wrong one.
I know y'all are probably too dumb to understand, but me telling this story should be a celebrated day in /r/Drama DarqWolff-hater history, because it explains a lot about my interactions with you all as a community. Like, when I was 15, my every action towards you was just dripping with "I'm smart and righteous and I'll prove you wrong, don't test me." Once I saw how that actually works, saw how easy it actually is to "prove" shit when you set your mind to it and don't just move on, that started changing. Today a lot of my comments are just as soakedly dripping with sentiment of "I'm going to prove you wrong and turn all your words against you someday, probably? Who gives a fuck. Nice tie." You all keep acting like I'm as desperate to prove you wrong as I was back then, which is funny because I really would like to prove you're wrong on that, but expect it to happen naturally anyway.
I still have a hero complex, but it's always been legit af so that's cool. On another note, I still do get into those testosteroney "I will prove you wrong the hard way, don't make me" type things, I mean, that's pretty deep to my pathology, it's just part of who I am. It matures, but won't go away. There'll always be those times where I just can't stand watching the person say the blatantly false shit and do whatever stupid fucked-up thing that can't be undone because they don't think I'll prove they shouldn't have. That shit's even stressful for me in fiction, like whenever the bad guy kills someone because they refuse to believe the good guy is gonna successfully get revenge for it later, it's supposed to make you hate the villain and feel the good guy's desire to fuck them up but it works a little too well on me.
1 shredler 2018-04-30
Dude no one fucking cares. Go babble somewhere else you social retard
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
What happened to you lately?
1 shredler 2018-04-30
What happened to you? Why are you wasting your time writing these fucking novels to people that are just making fun of you? How important do you think you are mister?
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
You know I'm just doing what I feel like. Really, what happened? PM me about it if you need to
1 froibo 2018-04-30
Leave him alone 😡
1 Elite_AI 2018-04-30
Well I found it interesting.
1 manerewegoagain 2018-04-30
holy shit lol
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
?
1 shallowm 2018-04-30
So, how's your life going? What do you do on a day-to-day basis?
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Chill
1 shallowm 2018-04-30
What do you mean by "not for long"? Is there something you're planning on doing?
How do you fund your day-to-day expenses like food and shelter?
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Yeah, there is something I'm planning on doing.
I fund my day-to-day expenses with money. How else do you think, retard? You looking for something you can jerk off to or something? You're a normal member of society, congrats on wasting your life, enjoy being proud of yourself for nothing when you could actually accomplish shit.
1 shallowm 2018-04-30
Are you autistic?
What is it?
I don't know, I was wondering if you were using Bitcoin or something. How do you get that money?
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
If I'm autistic, "autistic" is a meaningless word. Wait a second, it is...
Walking to Georgia
Cold hard cash, every time.
1 shallowm 2018-04-30
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Autism Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Learn How To Be Social Like Nigga Be Neurotypical Haha
What's your source of income?
1 DuBBle 2018-04-30
Are you going to walk a section of the Appalachian Trail? If you've not read Bill Bryson's A Walk In The Woods - it's pretty good.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
I probably will end up doing that. To both parts.
1 Unicorn_Abattoir 2018-04-30
How will you earn the money to pay for the book and the supplies needed to hike a section of the AT?
1 VapeOnYourNape 2018-04-30
man i love your energy
1 kippot 2018-04-30
Oh shit, are you going all in on the beta uprising?
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Like 95% in, not all in
1 kippot 2018-04-30
Don't do it man, just Keep Yourself Safe
1 Hemingwavy 2018-04-30
So as part of your revenge you had to spend more time talking to bronies and somehow consider that a win?
1 rlcute 2018-04-30
As someone who has a life: you should try getting one.
1 Hemingwavy 2018-04-30
Bragging that you didn't learn from the first time you did something to have a restraining order issued against you is an interesting move, but as an actually smart person, isn't something I would bring up when trying to defend myself.
1 SamWhite 2018-04-30
Wait, how many restraining orders does he have now? Because just the other day I was trying to tell him that what he was doing regarding some girl was going to get him another one.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOOK AT THIS GUY OMFG
1 SamWhite 2018-04-30
I was asking because back then I was saying 'you could get a second restraining order.' Now I'm finding out it would be your third restraining order. Fucking hell mate, you're barely out of your teens and you have two restraining orders already and you're in this thread arguing that that's just fine. Nice response though, you look saner every day.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART PREDICTING ME GETTING ANOTHER ONE RIGHT IN THE NICK OF TIME LMAO
1 SamWhite 2018-04-30
Did you not read my last reply or did you just not understand it? No, I didn't think that you'd received another restraining order in the last few days and that /r/Drama knew about this already. This was me being surprised that you have even more restraining orders than the one I knew about. Got to love your defense of them though.
Shockingly the vast majority of people manage to go their entire life without even getting one restraining order. How many restraining orders do you think is too many? At what point, if any, would you think to yourself 'hmm, perhaps I should change my behaviour'?
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
I don't believe you. It's a rare case where I don't give a shit that I'm wrong, but the hilariousness of you thinking you caught me slippin is too fuckin funny for the chance that you're slightly less retarded than this to matter.
No restraining order I get for not doing anything wrong would make me think I'm doing anything wrong. I always think to myself hmm, perhaps I'm doing something wrong because I'm not a retard like you, just going through life on every convenient assumption that comes my way. It's not like I say nothing I've gotten one for was wrong, it's just the times where I actually clearly wasn't wrong that I say I clearly wasn't wrong about, as hard as that might be for you to understand as someone so self-righteously retarded that you took me having more restraining orders than when you last checked as a sign that you're a demigod genius and not just some retard who can't do their homework to begin with.
1 SamWhite 2018-04-30
"I prefer to think it's this way because it flatters me." Nice one mate.
This is so fucking wonderfully delusional. This is the literal exact opposite of how you operate. Your belief in your actions isn't something you constantly appraise and question, it's cast in iron. Elsewhere in this thread someone mocked you for that thread where you were 15 and started shouting about getting a nosebleed and how the other person had to stop replying to you, and you defended your teenage tantrum as a sign of strength. I mean, holy shit. Self-awareness is not your strong suit.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Basically calling someone else's thoughts not real, but acting like you're not the delusional one.
Lol
1 SamWhite 2018-04-30
That was your comeback? Jesus that was weak.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Not as weak as "no ur just imagining your own thoughts and falling 4 it"
1 SamWhite 2018-04-30
If someone says 'I constantly question myself' but shows the exact opposite behaviour when they vomit their their thoughts all over reddit then yeah, I'd call your self-perception pretty suspect. But perhaps you're right. Perhaps your Asperger's diagnosis is wrong, perhaps your multiple restraining orders were completely unjustified, perhaps smashing up your stepdad's shit because he touched your headphones was a justified and proportionate response, perhaps screaming at people that they need to stop replying to you because you've argued so hard it's given you a nosebleed is a sign of strength, and perhaps that girl didn't cut contact with you deliberately. Perhaps you're right about everything and it's the rest of the world that's wrong when they look at you and see a low-level criminal loser destined for the trashpile of life. But I wouldn't put any money on it.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
If she didn't cut contact with me deliberately, then she's in danger. Your comment reassures me she didn't cut contact with me deliberately, but that kind of just makes me even more scared. I just need her to be OK.
1 SamWhite 2018-04-30
When people cut contact with you and their family tries to keep you away from them, this is not a prompt to try and find them and force them into contact. What you are doing is called stalking.
1 JumbledFun 2018-04-30
You're a psycho, straight-up insane. You can get your shit together and try to see the world more realistically, or you can keep doing whatever you can to rationalize things in the most immediately convenient way for you, and get fucked up by how the real world doesn't ever tend to reward a poor understanding of itself except temporarily.
I don't need to pick apart your points, taking your bullshit seriously is not the way to attempt to reason with you. You're just playing pretend, not actually coming to these conclusions by any form of reasoning. If you can be persuaded to stop, it's by reminding you to consider the consequences of such insanity, not by engaging you on the random sentences you can make up to pretend the facts back up the idea of you being some pragmatic realist and not just a low-quality human being. In all likelihood, though, you'll keep being a psycho, and it'll go wrong in all the ways it obviously would, and then society will move on from this era and you'll be left forever with the reality that you're an even more low-quality person than you had to be, and a failure which you didn't have to be at all.
Don't reply with the insane belief that you can convince me to join your insanity. If you reply, have it be to ask for help getting your shit together. I'd be happy to educate you on stuff like business and anthropology that you're struggling so hard to understand, if you'd be willing to direct that struggle more towards understanding correctly instead of towards building the most convenient possible worldview for the moment regardless of whether it matches reality.
Same to anyone reading this that mistook the above as legit business knowledge or history knowledge or anything. Nothing Extraordinarily little of what /u/DarqWolff said above is accurate, feel free to ask me what you're missing if you agreed with him. I'll be a lot more eager to help someone who's just misinformed than this straight-up psycho dickbag who maybe just today finally decides to start improving themselves.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
You need the tildes around "Nothing" before "Extraordinarily little"
Like this: ~~Nothing~~
To form this:
NothingHope I helped!
1 JumbledFun 2018-04-30
Are there people who actually thinking sucking dick is gay?
you're sharing protein
you're admiring masculine physique
being in the vacinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosterone
eating pussy is gay because you're litterally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone.
spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling eachothers test producers.
all these summer DYEL's piss me off. their twink bodies don't understand, but in time i'm sure they'll get it.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
THIS ONE IS NOT MINE
1 JumbledFun 2018-04-30
Like all people, the white race originated in Afrika. As humanity's first great cities grew, it became increasingly difficult to deal with habitual thieves, rapists, pedophiles and homosexuals in the population. These offenders were genetically predisposed to their deviant behaviors and exile was the only way to safeguard the populations of the cities. Gradually these inherently depraved individuals were driven ever northward, away from civilization.
Eventually they were driven across the Mediterranean into Europe. Here they settled, their naturally black skin atrophying to a sickly pale color to adapt to the lack of nourishing sunlight. These savages did not build great civilizations, they did not develop science and art as their fathers in Afrika had. Instead, their genetic predilection to violence and the harshness of the European climate brought them to a state of perpetual warfare. As a result, they became great warriors and built powerful new ways to wage war. By contrast the dark skinned peoples of the world became great artists, scientists and philosophers- always maintaining their deep spiritual connection to the Earth. Peoples of color worshiped life, the Europeans worshiped death.
We know what happened next, the Europeans spread out like a plague, raping, destroying, consuming, pillaging everywhere they went. The non whites' cultural superiority was no match for the perfected, savage onslaught of the whites. And so this is where we are today. The tribe of rapists, pedophiles and criminals that all whites are descended from have infested the planet. While it may sound harsh, the only viable option for the preservation of the species is the aggressive termination of this malignant tumor wherever it takes root. And this is why the global extermination of whites isn't just right- it is a moral imperative.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Shit, this convinced me. I'll be sure to make mixed babies before I kill myself.
1 VapeOnYourNape 2018-04-30
the anprim manifesto
1 Gryzblyxx 2018-04-30
That doesn’t sound like an official /r/drama mod opinion
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
I mean, we need at least one false flag to make it look like there's a diversity of thoughts on the topic among us, right? Can't be a subversive force in society just by being straighforward ;)
1 Gryzblyxx 2018-04-30
I just graduated in 2 years from a top 10 engineering school. I’m sorry but I don’t talk to brainlets
1 Circlejerk_Manifest 2018-04-30
What business knowledge or history are you talking about ?
1 JumbledFun 2018-04-30
I'm just going to repeat what I always use as one of the simplest examples of why your perspective doesn't match reality. Please read this with real consideration, as much as you want to just snicker and think of witty retorts, I'm gonna need at least some semblance of substantive discussion in order to keep engaging with you.
It's going to be a long comment, but you asked big questions. Give me the time to answer your belief that I'm delusional, with an actual, solid attempt at informing you on myself. I'm already doing all I can to condense it by trying to boil a solid argument down to how it pertains to one example.
I once had an argument - not really much of an argument - with that supposed aerospace engineer that my mom hooked up with for most of my childhood, about the thermodynamics of computer hardware.
First, here's the basic premise of the argument: I say a computer drawing, say, 95 Watts, will output almost 95 Watts of heat. More specifically I'm saying, it's common knowledge among computer experts that computer hardware tends to work almost as efficiently at heating as a space heater drawing the same current. His opinion was that I was wrong on this.
He was factually wrong. More interestingly, his wrongness revealed to me just how far from a competent engineer he really was.
Let me explain why, because it's important to this entire explanation making sense, which is important to discussing whether or not I'm delusional.
To you as a layman, Watts are probably just a measure of electricity, where you're vaguely aware more Watts = more electricity. To me, as a genius who knows a lot about a wide range of topics, I recognize the word as a unit of energy, as engineers and physicists do. If you're a well-informed sort yourself, maybe you do the same.
Wattage is a measure of energy as it flows, as opposed to Watt-hours, which are a measure of total amounts. A 65W bulb keeps drawing 65W constantly the whole time it's plugged in. If it's plugged in 2 hours, that's 65W * 2h = 130W. Watt-hours won't be important to this explanation, just making sure you overall understand how we're measuring energy here and what it means to measure the "amount flowing" at a given instant.
Energy means just what you'd think, and of course it can take forms other than electricity, including heat. When you're doing engineering work, energy is basically always relevant, and there are things you should know about it like the back of your hand.
One of these things is the concept of waste heat in inefficiency. If a machine takes energy, it will have some kind of inefficiencies; this is where energy, which can be measured in precise units like Watts, does something other than the work the machine is intended to do. In an internal combustion motor, for example, some energy is used knocking the pistons in the engine back and forth instead of driving the flywheel. This is energy being wasted in kinetic form. A huge amount of energy just turns into heat as the fuel burns, and some even just from friction between moving parts, where kinetic energy is converted unit-for-unit into heat energy. This is called "waste heat." If you've followed this far, you understand how an engineer would know this concept like the back of their hand. In the engine example, there's an entire cooling system carefully designed to deal with excessive amounts of this waste heat. It's the radiator, one of the most well-known automotive parts.
Now, this dude's specific specialty was aerospace engineering. I think he went to college in the 80's, so by my memory the Space Shuttle would have been the type of thing he was taught about. You know one of the biggest engineering challenges in the space shuttle was the ablative shielding meant to protect it from heat on re-entry? Heat is super important to aerospace engineering, man, if you think a car engineer should know it this is on a whole other level. Waste heat included - rocket engines need careful engineering to manage their excessive waste heat too.
And, one more thing every engineer knows like the back of their hand: to think of waste and heat as fundamentally connected. It might not be literally true, but in an engineer's mind, often the most efficient way to think about it is to consider all wasted energy in the form of heat. Even in the engine example, that kinetic energy knocking the pistons back and forth is still just waiting to be converted into heat every time a piston comes to a stop. Physics basically seems laid out, from an engineer's perspective, to make heat the easiest thing to achieve with anything, ever. Combustion converts energy into its heat form; friction converts energy into its heat form; compression converts energy into its heat form; the sun hitting a black hat converts that light into heat. It starts to seem from an engineer's perspective like everything ultimately converts energy into heat, like any other conversions between other forms are just steps on the road to heat.
Now try to let that set in. Really try to feel the mindset I just explained.
"Work" is the word for what a machine is supposed to do, and its energy expenditure is divided between "work" and "waste." Typically you measure its efficiency as a percentage, the amount of energy in the Work it does, as a percentage of the energy put into it - the remainder being the Waste.
So because of how engineers grow to think of heat, the way they see it, let's say you have a 90% efficient electric motor. That's basically a motor that, if you put 100W into it, its output shaft will spin with 90W of power, and it will accumulate and put out 10W of heat. Like how a combustion engine, if it's 25% efficient, will take an amount of fuel with 1000Wh of energy in it, and spin its flywheel with 250W of power for an hour, while putting out 750W of heat the whole time. You follow?
Space heaters are almost 100% efficient, since their work is other machines' waste. A 100W space heater produces 100W of heat, the only notable inefficiency being whatever heat ends up heating up the material of the heater itself instead of the space around it (which will find its way out eventually too so doesn't technically even count).
A computer is an oddball in the opposite direction - you can't measure its efficiency the same way or they'd all basically be 0% efficient. Can you figure out why? It's pretty obvious. If you can't figure it out, that's ok because you're not an engineer - it's that the "work" the computer outputs is just output signal. It doesn't generally take much energy at all - it's not like the output to the monitor powers the monitor, it just carries a signal. So where does all the other energy go?
To this aerospace engineer, apparently it just fucking disappears or something. I don't know. He couldn't think that shit through. Seriously, we kept talking about this for several minutes before I just laughed him off, he probably figured it out after a moment (I fucking hope so if he actually has a degree) but just could not admit he was wrong.
Now, because you like judging me more than actually thinking sensically, you probably think this is just me showing off a bunch of engineering knowledge to prove I'm like super smrt. But no, obviously that's not the point, that would make no sense.
Here's the point:
You just said "every time someone with knowledge in a specialist subject talks to you they embarrass you." And if I had simply replied "actually, I embarrass my fair share of so-called specialists," or "actually, I grew up with a so-called specialist who I've been embarrassing since I was like 12," you'd have just straight-up not believed me. You'd have just straight up denied what I said. If I said I could give you one concretely true example, you'd have simply denied that too. Yet you can go ahead and verify every single piece of everything I've said here, it's all accurate, I could probably even have my mom get the guy to admit the argument happened if you want to just accuse me of lying about that too.
How can I be this delusional? I'm not, you are. You're probably going to deny my saying that, just like you'd deny me being able to give an example. That's what being delusional is.
Why do I think I'm a genius? Because all the evidence says so. Your question oversimplifies or overcomplicates such a judgment call, depending on how you want to look at it. I've had a whole life to analyze my feats and what they mean, how they compare to others, how certain they are, etc. You intend me to boil all that thinking down to a Reddit comment for you? Yeah right. I can list feats for you, and you can just accuse me of lying or not thinking it through. It's pointless. You've probably read the copypasta of me trying to prove this point by listing feats, like independently thinking of every concept I've seen in philosophy, before ever reading about it. You delude yourself into thinking that doesn't take genius - I'm still trying to figure out how to fight such a delusion, but that copypasta proved listing feats probably isn't the way.
But I knew all that engineering stuff because I was passionate about the topic, and wanted to learn about it, and was capable of understanding the material on my own. Think what you want of me saying this, but I plan to have Stark Industries someday, and I have lots of ideas for that. I've spent so many hours working on car designs and really deeply thinking it through, doing the research, trying to solve inefficiencies, that's how I learned most of the above and then was able to see what an idiot Mr. "Aerospace Engineer" was. This doesn't even scratch the surface of my genius, I have crazy feats that prove genius, all this proves is intellectualism. But it's worth mentioning.
Sorry for any typos, I'm on mobile. Gonna switch to my computer now since it looks like this thread is getting some attention
1 Circlejerk_Manifest 2018-04-30
jebus , the guy is off his rockers , reading this I remember arguing with him long ago about something about physics , the guy clearly doesn't understand jack and maintains he's a genius . I feel sorry for the guy , it's gonna get really hard for him sooner or later .
1 JumbledFun 2018-04-30
it's pretty hard for him already heh, be shocked if it somehow goes further down hill
1 Senator_Chickpea 2018-04-30
Like Best Buy repo-ing his window AC unit just before summer?
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Have you not heard of the Second Amendment?
1 Plexipus 2018-04-30
This guy has had more sympathy and goodwill wasted on him than most more deserving people receive in their lives. He is a perpetual trainwreck: a train that keeps jumping from one track to another, only so that it may derail, over and over again.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
that would actually be an engineering marvel
1 soylent_absinthe 2018-04-30
To continue your analogy, the free balloons we so desperately seek are autistic outbursts.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
That doesn't continue the analogy, that was already the analogy.
1 soylent_absinthe 2018-04-30
Keep going.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
On it, thanks
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-04-30
Upvoted because you’re so awesome! Tell us more about you.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
What do you want to know, son?
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-04-30
When will you post bussy and when will you make ed post g/buddy or be perm banned?
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
To the first one, never.
To the second one, next time we have a year where "it's [CURRENT YEAR] how can you still _____??" feels as relevant and juicy as it did in 2016.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2018-04-30
Am I going crazy or did you used to have only 1 f in your username?
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
I made it as a reference to the Naked Brothers Band back when that was a thing, so no.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2018-04-30
Why would you name it after a gay porn group, "naked brothers band" sounds twisted as fuck
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
No it's ok they were just little kids, their mom directed it
1 Ardvarkeating101 2018-04-30
Jesus Christ! I'm calling the FBI you goddamn kiddy diddler
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
No I... I was one of the kids
1 FartSmeller2018 2018-04-30
...okay so which one of us is gonna report this pedo shit to the admins?
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Nobody pls, I don't want the shitty murderous admins jerking off to my past
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1 rnjbond 2018-04-30
SRD doesn't deserve this. They should go back to talking about how they're better than anyone on Reddit.
1 allwordsaredust 2018-04-30
You can tell SRD is a shit sub ‘cause this post hardly got any traction.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-04-30
This thread gave me ass cancer.
1 JumbledFun 2018-04-30
don't lie, you already had ass cancer
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-04-30
You're right I should have been more clear.
This thread gave my ass cancer, ass cancer.
1 JumbledFun 2018-04-30
damn that's rough, get well soon :(
1 solfuckingrosenberg 2018-04-30
le 2009 meme xD
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-04-30
The year you were born was amazing.
1 solfuckingrosenberg 2018-04-30
Plus, your youngest grandson turned 40.
1 Turn3Karn 2018-04-30
You're painfully boring.
1 solfuckingrosenberg 2018-04-30
You’re painfully obvious as wwyyzzrdd’s alt.
1 Ylteni 2018-04-30
Drama Status: Spooked
1 solfuckingrosenberg 2018-04-30
My favorite aspect of all this is that DarqWolff actually thinks he's getting upvotes because of his thoughtful and intelligent comments and his biting insults which BTFO his evil troll foes. Like he unironically believes it.
1 Senator_Chickpea 2018-04-30
It's a side effect of having independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy he's come across. And inventing regenerative brakes for electric cars before his testicles dropped.
1 solfuckingrosenberg 2018-04-30
I also heard he's pretty good at engineering. Like even better than Doug, his Mom's asshole boyfriend.
1 Senator_Chickpea 2018-04-30
Yeah! Fuck Doug! Fuckin' alcoholic.
Oh, BTW, anyone know where there's a poorly guarded Elantra? I hear they'll hotbox anything two towns over. And don't worry -- I've got a laptop to cover our asses if anything goes wrong.
1 rnjbond 2018-04-30
Including the famous philosopher SMBC
1 Senator_Chickpea 2018-04-30
Sadly, I think "his" testicles have long since fled.
1 Eskain 2018-04-30
He's on some level 5 autism chess, fam
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Are you saying you think I see all the upvotes as coming from this thinking, or are you saying you don't think any of the upvotes come from this thinking? Either one is equally retarded, I'm just curious which type of retard you are.
1 LawsCoolStudent 2018-04-30
It’s not equally retarded. Not a single upvote on your rants here come from someone thinking, “I agree.”
1 solfuckingrosenberg 2018-04-30
lol
1 sachs1 2018-04-30
Yes.
1 SJCards 2018-04-30
Doing the Lord's work, /u/zergling_Lester. God bless.
1 Matthew94 2018-04-30
M. Bison said it best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17sEq7HX2QE
1 quityourbullshit777 2018-04-30
I fucking love how in /r/drama someone like daqwolff isn't downvoted to fucking shit. People actually upvote the people that make them roar with laughter.
Not like some other subs, cough cough. Numerous implicated, even ones meant to be joke subs getting butthurt I remember /r/imgthft used to brigade and shit and also nuke their own threads they made a boo boo and got embarrassed.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Slayer of the double dick? Wot?
Anyway, I appreciate that about this sub too, not for the upvotes but for how it makes it possible for me to keep replying instead of just getting spam-filtered and having the 9 minute cooldown while people gang up on me. What ends up happening once the cooldown comes into play is the outnumbering side just goes into a batshit frenzy and starts telling outright lies and shit faster than the victim can respond to them, burying the few responses they do manage to get out. Very different dynamic from everyone here. It's why I feel some kind of mutual respect or some weird shit like that for you guys here.
1 quityourbullshit777 2018-04-30
I didn't give myself the flair "Slayer of the double dick" the mods put it on my account. I'm not even aware of if you can put custom username flairs on this sub.
Jesus christ that shit is annoying when you are going against the circlejerk and the whole sub impregnates you with downvotes to like -30 and you cannnot even comment for ten minutes every time.
One tiem people did this and even said "Lol? I'm waiting for an answer, guess you have nothing"
Was on chapo talking about some mild disagreeement with the radicl trans agenda respectfully and they just lost their shit.
Yeah, I respect that in this sub. it's very unique, other subs have so much of an agenda and seriously get butthurt. I really don't find anything this sub has a hivemind about I see all kinds of opinions upvoted here and all kinds of stuff downvoted, sometimes even ironically lol.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Fixed your flair for you
1 allwordsaredust 2018-04-30
Give me flair pls wolf-sama.
1 bugslife22112 2018-04-30
pbuh
1 automatic_chuck 2018-04-30
What motivates you, /u/DarqWolff? You being such extraordinary individual make me curious.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Pathology, mostly. I love cuddling so much I can't even turn down the intense savoring of enjoyment enough to get any proper sleep while it's happening, let alone move so I can get comfy and risk disturbing the girl, yet I still haven't worked hard to get rich so I can afford strippers to cuddle with every night, so clearly nothing actually motivates me.
1 automatic_chuck 2018-04-30
MORE PLZ
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Maybe the person I love most can motivate me. Not very well, but maybe at all. I mean, they have all the power over my pathology, so in a given moment they can motivate me pretty much infinitely however they want, but I mean in the long-term, general life motivation stuff. Maybe I'll push myself and get somewhere for this girl. Not maybe. I will. I have to. I'm failing, but I can't. So I'll just have to say it and then keep trying to prove it until I fucking do: she motivates me.
1 automatic_chuck 2018-04-30
Do you have a better explanation? I didn't understand. 😔😔😔
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
I like you, because you're the type of shitty where you're gonna make your own life suck instead of just ruining others'.
1 automatic_chuck 2018-04-30
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭. WHY???😭😭😭
1 Circlejerk_Manifest 2018-04-30
dude honest question , do you still think you're super smart ?
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
If you think I'm not, it's because you're retarded.
1 Circlejerk_Manifest 2018-04-30
dude did you try enrolling in college or something , it'll show to everyone you're smart and they wouldn't roll their eyes and think you're a retarded autist . I thought I was the smartest cookie on earth and got then basically got rekt .
I remember talking to you about some physics and it showed me you really don't understand jack . why is anyone supposed to take you seriously ??
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
I dropped out of college at 16 because my transportation there stopped and since the improvement in social life that I thought would happen there wasn't happening I no longer had any reason to be there.
1 MG87 2018-04-30
Is that because you're retarded ass stole car?
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
How can you be that dumb? After the first 10,000 times you made up random possibilities because your ability to understand the size of the world was nonexistent, it's hard to imagine how your brain would still keep doing it. I get the human brain is always trying to find connections and understand things, but I would think the natural pruning process would take care of that level of schizophrenia in any remotely-close-to-functioning individual.
1 MG87 2018-04-30
Not an argument
1 Circlejerk_Manifest 2018-04-30
Are you still interested in physics? if you are , distances shouldn't stop you from learning
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
If you think my interest in physics is gonna motivate me to study it, you're insane. If motivation did work in my brain, any single one of the motives not to study physics would be stronger than the interest in doing it, let alone all of them combined. The only way studying physics past mid-level makes sense is if you have nothing more interesting to do with your life. I don't get what it is with people acting like their own personal area of expertise must be the one everyone needs to be in.
1 Circlejerk_Manifest 2018-04-30
:|
arright , I thought you really liked physics , was going to suggest a really good math book to get your maths together .
Are you working or studying anything now ? just curious , if you're as smart as you say , it'd be great if you put it to work on something .
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Being an asset to the world is more about energy and motivations than intelligence. Me being so smart shouldn't make you see the need to bring me into the workforce; my work ethic, the amount I care about others, etc. should. Anyway, sorry for jumping the gun, I thought you were doing that thing a lot of academics do where they madly proselytize their field as if it's the point of life on Earth or something.
1 Circlejerk_Manifest 2018-04-30
That's actually a really sensible and sober view on thing. But note , I never said it'd be great for society for you do contribute in someway, just working on something rewarding for yourself , some intellectually stimulating project or something the like ?
Dude honestly asking , why do you think you're really intelligent ? did you have a professional IQ test done or something
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Huh, I never considered that was what you meant. Thank you. I do want to get working on a lot of things but life has just been too painful and I've been too lazy. All I've got on the agenda right now is trying to find a certain person and I don't know if I'll even be able to do that.
Anyway, I guess the initial thought that I was really intelligent came from adults always telling me so, which has been happening since before I can remember. Then I came to really believe it through comparison with others. It's something you find out quick in life because you come out of the gates right at the age where the difference is most pronounced.
1 Circlejerk_Manifest 2018-04-30
who are you trying to find? if you give it your best shot , it might really work out. who knows.
btw, I was told I was smart by everyone too , that's why I had an over inflated sense of intelligence. Got pretty rekt by attending class and working with some of the smartest people in the country. I now realize they're on a completely different level.
1 Eelsofwood 2018-04-30
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8dt0u6/so_which_mod_was_on_their_period_again_and_caused/dxqb1y1/
1 VapeOnYourNape 2018-04-30
give us those math book recs
1 Circlejerk_Manifest 2018-04-30
I was gonna suggest spivaks calculus, the book is really interesting and unique. I think it'll be great for someone who at least remembers some maths from school but wants to get better at it and also work towards higher level stuff. The best part is that it doesn't give dense-textbook vibes , makes it all the more motivating to work through.
1 VapeOnYourNape 2018-04-30
Ever heard of the Gilbert Strang Calc book? It's free on MIT and I heard other people suggesting it.
1 Circlejerk_Manifest 2018-04-30
Didn't know he wrote a calc. book , but I do hear praise about his linear algebra one . I just downloaded it and flipped a few pages , seems alright ,however I find spivak's presentation and style to be totally kick ass , read the first pages and you'll see what I mean.
1 VapeOnYourNape 2018-04-30
dope thanks
1 VapeOnYourNape 2018-04-30
This shits good
1 Kilo_G_looked_up 2018-04-30
lol k
1 StrategicSarcasm 2018-04-30
Generally the easy way to measure someone's intelligence is by their accomplishments. Any IQ test or other assessment is limited by the intelligence of the person who created it. So how many accomplishments have you had?
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
That's literally not a way to measure someone's intelligence. It's not even sorta, or even kinda close to a way that almost works, let alone "the easy way." And who the fuck counts their accomplishments? Even though you can't measure intelligence by accomplishments, you can measure stupidity by a behavior like trying to fucking count them.
1 StrategicSarcasm 2018-04-30
Sorry if the math was too complicated for you. Let me break it down. More accomplishments = you're better.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Kiddo doesn't even understand what the word "intelligence" means? You seeing this, audience?
*ahem* Sorry that the math was too complicated for you. Let me break it down. Better ≠ smarter.
1 Emptydreamah 2018-04-30
Hi, this is the first time I've seen u, but looking through this thread made me realize that you are super smart, and now I'm your biggest fan.
That said, did u think of applying your intelligence for the better of humanity? You are saying that u dropped out of college, but what do you do to support yourself? How will you be able to use your incredible wits if you have no way of earning money? Maybe you have already thought of some sort of amazing invention and will sustain yourself that way? I'm genuinely curious about your life plan.
It's rare to see unrecognized geniuses on this website, but my inner instincts tell me you are the real deal. I think you deserve more time in the spotlight. Aside from this den of bullies and jerks, that is! Thanks!
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
I have plans that could be used any time to start businesses if I had enough stability in my life. Don't know if that will ever happen. Still use my intelligence for the better of humanity every day, simply by also giving a fuck. The combination leads to things like defusing of arguments, help with self-esteem, or even help with major shit like life direction or prevention of suicide. Giving a fuck automatically causes someone to apply their intelligence for the better of humanity, if they have any at all to apply.
I don't have much of a life plan because I have little to no control over anything I care most about in my life. Most of what I could do to improve my life in significant ways would make it difficult or impossible to improve in bigger ways, so I stay stuck hoping all the pieces will get into place so that I can have everything if I succeed from there. I mean, when I say I don't have much of a life plan that's not true; I have a big tapestry of a life plan, because I'm passionate about it and have had too much time to work on it. But it's inconsequential until the time to work on it runs out. Average out the big tapestry and the complete nothing that it is in the present day, and you get "not much."
Infinity War ruined Thanos for no reason and makes me fear for the future of the MCU. I hope to find the one other MCU fan out there who thinks Iron Fist was the best thing in it when it came out and Infinity War was the worst, and protect them at all cost. There might not even be one though. It's soul-crushing. The Soul Stone is hopelessness.
1 Emptydreamah 2018-04-30
I understand. Sorry, to me it seems like you are little depressed. Why, man? Sounds as if you only use your intelligence for personal reasons and to prevent yourself from committing suicide! That's terrible! What went wrong in your life that led you to this state? What about directly assisting humanity with your gift? I can't think of anything grand, but surely you can come up something to improve the life of everyday folk like myself!
Can I ask what it is that you care about so much in your life? Do you have any hobbies or interests aside from "defusing" idiotic residents of this subreddit? Sorry if I'm being too invasive.
Oh, I don't really like superhero movies, aside from the new Spiderman. Did you like it?
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Did I like it? Spiderman is fucking dead dude. He's gone. It doesn't matter if anyone liked it. Everything is ruined now. I envy you.
Anyway, I was talking about everyday contributions for other people, like preventing other people from committing suicide, not myself. One doesn't have to give a fuck for their intelligence to serve themselves. And I don't defuse idiots here, lol. I use that when there are real-life situations with either girls to impress/help or violence to prevent.
In my life, I care most about pretty girls and driving, I guess. Deep interpersonal connections and intimacy with the girls, driving with the driving. Those are the most enjoyable/fulfilling things I get to do. Except I don't really get to often enough at all, especially the main one, so my life sucks.
1 Emptydreamah 2018-04-30
I see. How successful are you with women, my man? Do you think they might pressured by your immense intelligence in a regular conversation? Or perhaps you dumb yourself down to match the conversation's tone? Could it be that you've maybe met a girl on your level?
2D? So it was you that invented this concept? Wow! Do you think it made life of thousands of nerds worse, since they have been relying on this strange(in my opinion) idea, and are now isolated from the real world by watching anime and playing video games? Also, can you explain how an intelligent being such as yourself can possibly prefer imaginary cartoony girls over real human ones? I think the choice is clear between the two, but I'm open to see your side of the coin!
1 Eelsofwood 2018-04-30
I think you put a little too much pepper on this one.
1 Emptydreamah 2018-04-30
maybe
1 Eelsofwood 2018-04-30
I was wrong.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Can you not read?
I don't know, maybe sometimes but it never really occurs to me. I don't think it's a big deal either way, any girl that would actually write me off over such feefees probably isn't worth knowing. I guess the possibility could explain some inexplicable shit certain girls have done to me though. Who knows?
Never do this. This is so stupid.
I don't think I've really met anyone on my level, let alone a girl, but I keep hoping. Fortunately, one doesn't have to be on my level to be able to fully connect with me. I'm good enough at explaining shit that usually if a girl is pretty smart then any conversation we could have is gonna be pretty much just as possible as if she were smarter.
Yeah, my bad.
The imaginary ones are written to be interesting people, the real ones are evolved to propagate their genetics by letting themselves get raped and shit. It was moreso just a joke though, I don't think cartoon girls have much to do with it, I think I'd have pretty similar feelings regardless. I mean, without cartoons existing, I still would have realized by teenage that girls were nothing like me and that it was soul-crushingly hopeless expecting to ever find one that is. And it's not like cartoons have anything to do with why the girl I love most isn't with me right now. And it's not like my taste in girls is actually wack, I just like really excellent girls which there just aren't many of in the real world.
1 StrategicSarcasm 2018-04-30
For someone who likes to talk up their fake intelligence so much, you sure don't have a lot of respect for it. Perhaps it's a necessary part of the illusion, since you don't have any accomplishments, it must be because there's more to the picture. But there's not, not really.
1 VapeOnYourNape 2018-04-30
the audience is seeing this and we are siding with you
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
I love you <3
1 shallowm 2018-04-30
Who are these femoids that cuddle with you? Is it consensual?
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
None, but it's happened a few times over the years. Why would you make fun of someone for this? How can you be that sadistic?
1 shallowm 2018-04-30
What is this an answer to?
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-04-30
Of his sexual encounters, only a few have been consensual was the way I read it
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
I meant none are cuddling with me these days, but some have in the past. I don't really care about how often I'm having sex, sex is only slightly more amazing than cuddling but costs way more stress and results in overall less enjoyment for me a lot of the time. If I have sex I focus more on pleasuring the girl for her appreciation and my own dignity than on enjoying it. Not like that's not still hella enjoyable for me, but it's different from cuddling where all I have to do is be comfy to cuddle with which is biologically not a challenge at all compared to good fucking, and the reward is like pure dopamine and shit that's difficult to get from sex.
Me raping someone would be weird as fuck since I don't really care about sex. My instinct to be nice to pretty girls is too strong to even enjoy arguing with them, let alone sticking my dick in a girl over a power struggle. I hate the shit out of rapists for what they've done to my loved ones, humanity, and my own place in the world. I don't really change much over time, especially on what I'm most committed to and give the least fucks about the conflating factors of, like sex would be when it comes to rape. I know the calling me a rapist thing is just a meme, but some people really believe it and that's kinda mind-boggling to me.
1 allendrio 2018-04-30
Can someone explain to me all this shit i cbf reading all the pasta im already pretty full.
1 -Steve_French- 2018-04-30
/u/DarqWolff is still a super smart incel NEET that could literally be killed by the perfect internet argument.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
I'm not incel and NEET is a made-up phrase designed to create a false dichotomy between "work" and life. Deny it all you want, but anyone that uses the phrase NEET is gonna have this very unrealistic feeling of a borderline between things that aren't actually any different. You're trying to make your arbitrary feelings seem less arbitrary by coming up with an acronym for them, and sadly, it's working wonders on all the idiots.
1 -Steve_French- 2018-04-30
You just got really defensive about being a NEET lmao.
I wouldn't feel bad, not everyone is meant to be a worthwhile member of society.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
For real though, in case you're not kidding, it's a safe bet I'm more productive than you in any given year. You probably don't even have 1 life you can say you've saved, which is absolutely fucking pathetic with the number of low-hanging fruit out there killing themselves. How many lives can you even say you've improved in unforgettable ways? How many lives have you touched at all in the past week? Productivity isn't measured in dollars, it's measured in productivity. The type of person dysfunctional enough to use the phrase "NEET" has little to no capacity for productivity in society.
1 -Steve_French- 2018-04-30
Do you save the lives of starving Africans with your industrial level pasta production? Of which only a NEET could possibly be capable of?
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Lol, the funny thing is just in the lolcow aspect of my life I've probably been more productive in the form of copypastas than you have been with anything in your entire existence.
1 -Steve_French- 2018-04-30
NEETs really are the treasure of society, at least we can agree on that
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Then why would you let them all starve to death if it were up to you?
1 -Steve_French- 2018-04-30
Well without NEETs such as yourself, who else would society laugh at? Especially since it forces you to produce pasta at mind boggling rates.
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
You say this, but you probably wouldn't even give a quarter to a homeless person on the subway. All it's about is pretending you're worth having in the world by comparing yourself to people you can pretend aren't so.
1 -Steve_French- 2018-04-30
NEETs are scientifically proven to be the most important members of society. Thank you for your service
1 celocanth13 2018-04-30
Have you ever tried to fist yourself?
1 life_is_painfull_ 2018-04-30
well said 👏👏
1 zergling_Lester 2018-04-30
Actually, productivity is measured in restraining orders.
1 Kilo_G_looked_up 2018-04-30
Reminder that u/DarqWolff is in his early 20s by now.
1 Senator_Chickpea 2018-04-30
Yeah, I kinda thought he would have knocked up some hambeast by now and evolved into a card-carrying "financial abortion" red pill-er as the state tries to garnish his non-existent paychecks.
1 Ravensthrowit 2018-04-30
Literally cannot help himself
its amazing
1 Senator_Chickpea 2018-04-30
Like a moth to a bug zapper
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Except instead of a bug zapper it's a comedy club and instead of a moth it's a person
1 Assy-McGee 2018-04-30
he might be having a manic episode which doesn’t make it very fun if true :(
1 SamWhite 2018-04-30
As far as I know he's never been diagnosed with any disorder other than Asperger's, but according to him the Asperger's diagnosis was wrong. So that's alright then.
1 Ravensthrowit 2018-04-30
Thanks Assy, most entertaining thing to happen here in months and now I can’t even enjoy it
1 Assy-McGee 2018-04-30
I live to disappoint. Just ask your mom
1 Phantom_Engineer 2018-04-30
How can you not up vote him?
1 BussyControl 2018-04-30
Holy shit, don't ever let this guy rent a moving van.
1 wabbit_1444 2018-04-30
Leave u/Darqwolff alone!! 😭😭😭😭
1 PantherChamp 2018-04-30
This is far too autistic for my brain to handle.
Keep the ship steady, boys. I'm on shore leave
1 Slutha 2018-04-30
There are 62,000+ subs and I feel like you all know each other on a name by name basis
1 Hemingwavy 2018-04-30
Isn't he in prison? Why are they letting him serious post from prison?
1 DarqWolff 2018-04-30
Supreme Court ruled you can't restrict prisoners to shitposts.
1 EvanHarper 2018-04-30
Guys yes DqWf is hilarious on one level but he also has, obviously, pathological narcissism. That's somebody nobody has ever really figured out how to control, for which it's hard to say he's responsible, and which has basically made life hell for him and those around him. It really doesn't seem to be cool to deliberately provoke him and then further publicize the results.