Do insurance companies make money or are every day people just liars and cheaters? SRD here with the true actuary table of truth

34  2018-05-01 by REDDIT_IN_MOTION

56 comments

Don't even try to kinkshame me. My kinks are my business.

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Lol the twisting of my words spills over into another Reddit. How flattering.

Are your TD post unironic?

mos def fam

We didn't even ping you yet

If its any consolation, you're right. But don't let the NEET's get you down.

Hahahaha not down at all. This has been entertaining.

thats what your daughter thinks about black cock, coincidentally

Redpill me on Q boomer

I shouldn’t throw my pearls before swine.

That's right, save your pearls for marraige

Q predicted this

I had a slip and fall at the last democratic satanic sex orgy, can you help me file a claim?

Sure. Call an attorney.

Having worked in insurance 10 years...

My cup already runneth over. Yours appears to be dreadfully empty.

There are none so deaf as those who do not wish to hear.

Why are you trying to sound like Socrates while talking about your dead-end data entry job?

LOL as if you know anything about my life or what I do. Does it make you feel important to belittle others for the kind of work they do over the internet?

Now that's more like it. Let's abandon this ridiculous pretense that either you or I are "supreme gentlemen" and let's rumble.

In that aspect of the business they typically barely break even or often lose money with combined ratios around 100-125 being common.

LMFAO, my grandma can achieve better loss ratios than you and your lame "company"!

There’s a difference between the loss ratio and the combined ratio.

Oh right. So I guess your loss ratios are solid, but your combined ratios are abysmal. My assessment as an unpaid consultant: They're paying you too much to sit in your cubicle and enter numbers into your computer.

Thanks for your valued input. I’ll make sure to include that in my annual review

LOL as if you know anything about my life or what I do

Well, you claimed that you were a bookkeeper for a small regional insurance firm. I bet you don't even have a GED. Also, your daughter probably married a black man

I never stated what it is I do or who I work for.

Your crass attempt to insult me reveals so very much about your empty soul. God have mercy on you.

I've made my peace with the Lord likely long before you were even born. I hope your daughter enjoys that thick cock as much as I enjoy singing His praises every day of my life. Consider going to mass this Sunday

How vile. You’re really sick.

This is the day that the Lord has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it*!

  • - as glad as your daughter is when she's getting railed by Negro dick

are your delicate sensibilites triggered?

You would like that, wouldn’t you?

is that a yes?

Sorry, I don’t lose my mind over scallawags on reddit trying to troll me.

but i'm not a scallawag?

My mistake. I don’t lose my mind over malicious, vile, children of wrath trolling me on reddit either.

are you sure?

THATS IT YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR NOW IM TRIGGERED. RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE.

may the lord have mercy on your misbegotten tragic soul :(

> Lying and cheating to stop an unjust practice is fair game.

This dude is going to get fucked by SIU later.

I used to be an adjuster, and my specialty was pre-SIU - I got the shit that looked immediately shady. Often it was just a misunderstanding, or totally legit, just odd. But I greatly enjoyed busting scammers and sending them over to SIU.

😴😴😴

No personal attacks.

Where's the fun in that?

Snark at 11 is fine but don’t you dare call someone a jackass

DAE fuck corporations and the man, man?

u/JohnnyScofflaw please continue this fascinating discussion with u/Keith_Courage here on our humble subreddit

I believe we left off with him making lewd comments about fucking me in the ass

I didn't know you were a bottom when I suggested we see where things go. Anyway, it isn't lewd if we love eachother

/u/JohnnyScofflaw tell us more about your failed podcast

Please, which one?

The one about the jews

Lol sorry that not... I don't have that. I don't know what that would be.

Idea for you: a podcast that deconstructs (((their))) lies. You could start with the lie that is Passover (no historical evidence the Jews were ever enslaved or even in Egypt) and go from there

I don't think I have the passion for anti-Semitism that kind of work would require. I have no doubt though that is fear-mongering conspiracy podcasts are your jam you will be able to find one out there. Those types of people are exceptionally vocal.

I didn't realize it was anti-Semetic to tell the truth

Regardless, (((they))) would probably just MKUltra you if you got too popular

Yes you did. You absolutely realized that about everything you're saying. You're being purposely inflammatory, this is not an obsession you have shared in ANY other recent posts.

If you start up this podcast though send me a link. I think your thinly veiled ironic edginess could end up being pretty funny, especially if you have a few guests on who don't know what to expect.

this is not an obsession you have shared in ANY other recent posts.

Did you read my sidebar on my profile? I'm upset you didn't dig deeper.

Regardless, I'm way too old to even know how to do a podcast. But I'll leave you with this: (((they're))) already watching this post. Comport yourself appropriately

I did read that, I thought it was very clever. You're obviously very clever, and hitting perfect antisemitic dog whistles. Its very well done.

I appreciate your final advice, even if it won't meaningfully change how I live my life. Thanks for making r/drama a little more dramatic

Hope I see you around SRD the next time I decide to self-flagellate

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Drama? In my SRD?

Insurance companies have billions of sheckles. If there’s an insurance company that doesn’t, they’re doing it wrong.