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The way she riles up retards is goddamn magical! 3 years and still screeching about it lmaooooo

The way she riles up retards

Talking about yourself again, edward?

Who makes you more ass blasted? Ed or Anita?

I'm extremely assblasted about the fact that I'm never going to cum in Anita's nostrils, so her.

cum in her nostrils

That's a cute shtick but see you're an incel and no matter how many levels of irony you're on, it still comes across creepy as fuck 🤢🤢🤮🤮

That's a cute shtick

IDK Ed, you could be an absolute hunk and I still don't think wanting to cum in someone's nostrils would be considered cute. Society isn't ready for that yet. :'(

cute shtick

In a condescending way here because he's doing to idk somehow prove how NOT buttblasted he his by Anita. I did say no matter.

I mainly do it to see how asshurt y pi u get when I do. Keep going, this is first rate.

no u mad

Again? Have some mercy on me!

I'm an Alpha male.

And girls want to **** alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you ****ing touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm ****ing her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm ****ing her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic *. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to * 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.

And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and dissapear, and all that emo bull? You're triggering her "Don't *" instinct something feirce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to *** her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.

And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the cum out of my dick, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WNAT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my cum from a shotglass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.

And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.

I'd say you should become an hero, but you being aruond makes her want a real man all the more, so keep ***ging it up emo bitches, I'll keep that pussy warm while you're crying in the corner.

This will be good copypasta

Nah, a cute shtick is a male feminist like you calling anyone else an incel. Remember bro, just because you're so totally woke doesn't mean you can redefine "no" to mean "yes".

REEEEEEEEE

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Thanks for letting me know you're triggered again, buddy

no u mad

Damn! I don't think anyone can recover from this. rip

You've sported pretty hard before, grandpa ed, but this is getting pretty bad. I think you need to lie down and take your medication before you hurt yourself or something.

no u sperg

Lmaooo you're still at it. Drop it before it's too late!

Stop posting, ed

I'm extremely assblasted about the fact that I'm never going to cum in Anita's nostrils, so her.

https://imgur.com/5NHFwVB

the fuck is that

Probably fake

Prosopagnosia. Common in autistic people and alcoholics.

no u

Literally kys

Keep yourself safe as well, chum!

No u

A master baiter, if you will.

Imagine actually white-knighting for ed_butteredtoast.

You'd have my pity if you didn't have my scorn.

Imagine actually white-knighting for u/ed_butteredtoast.

This coming from someone who whiteknights for CA,MDErapefugees and the entirety of KIA sub is hilarious.

Why are you so triggered and bootyblasted by me defending good subreddits, ed? Is it because if too many good posters show up on this sub, you'll have to take your boring male feminist shtick back to srd where it belongs?

no u mad

🍿 HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!!!! 🍿

It's not a no u if you didn't say "u mad" first, you stone cold moron, lol

You can't meme your way of out this lol

Meme my way out of what, you doubling down on being an idiot? Oh no, whatever shall I do.

Oh no, whatever shall I do.

Claim how everyone but you is always assblasted but not you. Nope. No sir. I've heard that line of defense works.

Stop posting, ed

good subreddits

This is why you need to go back.

cringeanarchy is a good subreddit.

out out out.

defending good subreddits

Very ironically this

You should marry this THOT ed. Imagine your kids, what a heinous concoction of autism that would be. You could make literal monsters.

Are you still hung up on those nobody subs

no u

that's your best shot? No wonder you complain about drama making fun of you.

Don't besmirch Queen Anita's beauty with Ed's Down Syndrome meat head.

Fair.

We're doing this again?

I know I caused you to spergout real hard a few days ago, but you dont have to keep it going this long lmfao

literally whom?

Anita Sarkeesian

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The patron saint of cunts

Anita Merchant Sarkeesian you say?

The face that launched a thousand shitstorms

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