Confession time.

20  2018-05-01 by pizzashill

My name is Jessica. Around election time the idea for a new paper hit me.

I'd go undercover in toxic male spaces and get to the bottom of toxic masculinity once and for all.

The idea of "pizzashill" was born. A grey blob of clay I could project any personality I wanted onto. One day I could be an incel, the next a feminist, the next a fascist, the next a liberal, the next a conservative. This would give me maximum camouflage in toxic spaces I'd be venturing into.

The paper isn't done, but I've decided to end this early. The character is getting to me. I've started wearing a prosthetic penis, the character has started to bleed into my real life.

I called my mother a white nationalist the other day, and that's when the reality really started hitting home. I'll censor most of your names in the final paper, and I'd like to thank the denizens of /r/drama for furthering our understanding of toxic masculinity.

17 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2018-05-01

I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-01

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! 🔥🔥🔥

👏👏👏

1  KateUptonsCumback 2018-05-01

Fucking roasted

1  MagicHoudini 2018-05-01

DAMN

1  LSU_Coonass 2018-05-01

nobody cares

1  ChaddingTater 2018-05-01

I tried to abort /u/pizzashill but it didn't take

1  Fucking-Christ 2018-05-01

One day I could be an incel, the next a feminist, the next a fascist, the next a liberal, the next a conservative

I must have been away that day

1  wootfatigue 2018-05-01

I was only pretending to be retarded hurrrrrr

1  PowerOfJerkoffMagic 2018-05-01

Hey, if it helps you get an A, we're glad we could help! Good luck on your paper, Jessica!

1  SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-05-01

lol

1  WeWuzKANG5 2018-05-01

Untrue, and homosexual.

1  whataboutThe_Donald 2018-05-01

Ok. When are you deleting your account?

1  nanonan 2018-05-01

Masculinity is pure virtue, only the feminie is toxic.

1  POST_GUSSY 2018-05-01

1  MrAlphonzo 2018-05-01

Wait, are you serious?

This isn't copypasta?

What is this timeline?

1  da394ba8f4646fabe414 2018-05-01

rm -rf females except for tay tay. She can have kids but no one else.

1  Trajan_ 2018-05-01

fake and gay

1  ticktockwarrior 2018-05-01

epic xD

1  wwyzzerdd 2018-05-01

No one will usurp Darqwolff. At least not for another 24 hours.

1  SethRichOrDieTryin 2018-05-01

You're now one of 3 people I've blocked on Reddit. I don't even mind people sperging out at me, but what I do mind is just the complete lack of real arguments.

You're just boring.

1  kippot 2018-05-01

Lies. Grils don't prog raid mythic