I found /u/nmx179's Twitter account.

1  2018-05-02 by pitterpatterwater

7 comments

Jews did this

Snapshots:

  1. This Post - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is

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Imagine caring about this.

Nigga this took me like 5 minutes.

Imagine the things you could have done with five minutes of your life that didn't involve me.

Like, you could have masturbated. Or watched several commercials on TV. Or half-boiled an egg.

Joke's on you, I was masturbating while browsing your Twitter account.

I doubt if I have enough tweets up for that to have even taken five minutes. If you're really that starved for nmx179 content I don't know what to tell you bruh, just wait a few hours for the next time I sperg out on here.

I dunno what's worse, being u/nmx179 or caring enough about him to look him up on twitter.