Hey, "Incels," Women Don't Owe You Anything

24  2018-05-03 by HodorTheDoorHolder

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I feel like Incels would be the men who best understand that Women don't owe them anything.

its jim jeffries, give him a break - he is born australian it wasnt his choice.

Australians are pretty dull.

*dumb

*Devoured

That's right, the government does!

can't wait for my government funded sex slave.

Inshallah

exactly. if you're actually used to getting laid, you're pissed when your gf or some slut you spend the night with doesn't put out. incels just immediately go home, cry and rub one out to hentai, and go back to posting memes about normies on their shitty subreddit.

exactly. if you're actually used to getting laid, you're pissed when your gf or some slut you spend the night with doesn't put out.

why would you be pissed?

You just ping another one of your sluts and go stick it there. Its that easy.

Vaginas need some time to recover after you slash it hard whole night. So you need to rotate them from time to time.

They believe that the game is rigged against them and they will never get laid. Therefore women who rigged the game against them should give them pity sex. Perfect incel logic.

Incels don't want pity sex. Most don't even support prostitution because the women still wouldn't desire them in any way.

I don’t understand why incels are worried about sex when the dinosaurs 🦖 are missing

Sweetheart, they aren't missing. They're dead.

No they left in spaceships to escape the meteor and climate change but now we don’t know where they went in the cosmos

🌍🚀🦖🌌🌠🌟🌞🌚

Are they lost or is it that we can't find where they went?

They’re 🦖 lost to us

thoughts & prayers

You don't want them to come back, we don't have the Jagers ready yet.

assuming I’d ever fight them

I just need to perfect my human to dino raygun and we’ll be good

but now we don’t know where they went in the cosmos

They're in the Delta Quadrant:

http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Voth

Alrighty boys fire up the voyager so I might complete my great quest as the dinosaur 🦖 voyeur!

?? The dinosaurs aren't missing. They are still here.

Where!?!? I must know for my... research

Oh shit. I didn't see your username.

....

They've asked us not to tell you.

I will find it don’t worry

Easy - sacrifice all incels to the sun god and your dino friends will be back.

Let’s go! Might as well begin the mayocide while we are at it

Btw, there's new dino simulator for android devices, you should try it.

iPhone loser unfortunately

I think its on iphone too. Gonna check.

They're in their underground base in Italy, conducting pizza science. A small research team of T-rexes went to Earth 8 and died but not before implanting their organs into the local human population.

The correct terminology for an Italian T-Rex is actually Wopasaurus-Rex 🦖🍕

The T-rexes were from Siam actially. The Italian base is mostly slutty triceratops.

lmao I fucking love how reactionary incels make everyone else. In a fucking snap they're extolling how courting, dating, and relationships work perfectly and don't need any examination. Just makes tons of money like this guitar player in a famous band, it's that simple you fucking incel!

These are the same people who will accept bullshit like "emotional labor" from women but if what they assume is a man making a complaining then they shut down immediately.

found the incel

just don't be an incel LOOOOOL

especially since incels are just satire

Explaining what memes are on TV is just so wrong to me

I hate this type of show so fucking much

Which sucks for ol' jim.

He does p good stand up (seen him live, great time. Also his show "Legit" was fun) but I think daddy broke him.

Ahhh well.

When did Behind The Meme get a spot on television?

isn't calling out /u/captainpriapism against reddit rules for bullying?

Women have pussies and dudes are supposed to fuck pussies.

Wrong on both counts.

Women have pussies

Stop trying to erase trans women you Nazi REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No. I will always erase tarnswammen.

Women have pussies

Stop trying to erase trans women you Nazi REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

how can incels exist? either they're so butt ugly that they're getting turned down by fat people or they're turning down fat people / retards and aren't incels.

It’s usually the second.

Even uggos and fatties have sex. Incels just think they're too good that.

most of them don't actually even try to get laid, and have social anxiety or are just angry anti social people, who make excuses as to why it's pointless to even go outside and talk to a stacy, rather than actually make improvements. i forced some of them to show me their photos, and all the ones i saw looked average.

for dating i don't really care as long as i like the person tbh. we all get ugly as fuck when we're old anyway.

yeah but i won't be old and ugly for at least 20 years, so i'd rather fuck a hot girl for 20 years. we are all gonna be dead one day, so may as well kill myself right now, that is your logic bruh.

i wouldn't care about the appearance of girls in relationships, except that i have to fuck them, and only them, so i'd rather i actually think they are hot. if i like a person and aren't attracted to them, i make them my friend.

it's like dudes forget that we have the power to friendzone chicks, you don't have to date a girl just cause you like her personality.

Only lazy people who don't drink water and squat get ugly with age.

rather than actually make improvements.

Like what? Leveling up their Warframe characters? Very vague my dude.

like being able to talk to women, being able to handle the fear of rejection, knowing how to actually indicate that you want to fuck a girl while being confident and not a nervous douche, or being creepy about it.

you know, the shit most dudes learn as teenagers.

So we should be spamming r/theredpill links in r/braincels?

redpill is retarded and full of misogyny and psuedo psychology, but you're trying really hard to troll. i'll srs post anyway though.

they need a basic class on social anxiety and self esteem, or some therapy. knowing how to basically talk to human beings is enough for most dudes to get laid or a girlfriend.

Isn't that what theredpill is about? Confidence and not giving a shit about women's opinions on you?

they take it way too far. they claim women are inherently stupid and overly emotion, they have made up psychological bullshit about how women aren't really capable of love and are attracted to psychopathic behaviors from men.

it's the typical "women don't like nice guys (beta males) they like chad's (alphas)" shit that incels talk about, except they pretend they are actually chad's, and actually teach people how to be chad. except they are really LARPing and none of them get laid.

just imagine a bunch of neckbeards who hate women, and they are all pretending they are masterful PUA artists, and that is redpill.

being confident and not giving a shit about people's opinions is pretty obvious stuff and there shouldn't need to be a sub revolving around it.

psychopathic emotionless asshole 

But I thought...

being confident and not giving a shit about people's opinions is pretty obvious stuff 

For everyone?

not sure if you're retarded or doing that drama thing where you pretending to be retarded cause it's funny, but if you're doing the second, you're doing it wrong, and if it's the first, then please fuck off.

but you're trying really hard to troll.

This is a tactic I've seen exactly before, you mention self improvement when talking about incels and you'll get debated about the solution being TRP for hours, and this guy's using literally exactly the same tactic the guy who did it to me before used, i.e. when you mention that there are better ways to improve than TRP, they ask for specifics, you give potential ideas or places to go and they argue those specifics won't work while touting the convenience of TRP, as if you're expected to have a 7 step universally applicable self help system that will help everyone and the only alternative is always TRP.

Don't fall into it, if someone suggests TRP for incels again, just shut them down with a no in as few or as many words as you like.

i thought he was joking at first with the "spam redpill on incel subs". like people are mostly non serious here. turns out he actually thinks redpill is non retarded, i gave him the benefit of the doubt and assumed he hadn't actually been there and just thought it was a legit sub that gave decent advice, instead of a cess pool of neck beard virgins LARPing as PUA masters.

They refuse to just pay a hooker then go on about how they want a magical girl waifu who loves them even though they're luckless losers.

and aren't incels

does that qualify for vocel?

There was a /r/changemyview post a while ago claiming that most incels are "volcels" because they could be getting laid by 3/10's or prostitutes. The answer was that the "involuntary" part of incel isn't the problem with the word, both the words "involuntary" and "celibate" are being abused, it's obviously not voluntary, they want to have sex but can't court women, you wouldn't call someone who can't play guitar because they never learnt to involuntary non-musical, and "celibacy" also implies a choice to refuse sex, which they haven't made.

This man is so brave!

Incels truly are the niggers of men.

The jim jefferies show

lel get fucked, ain't watching that even for a second

Watching one of our favorite obscure congregations of online weirdos pick up mainstream media attention is too much. I feel like I'm having a stroke.