Avoid parenthetical insults—they just diminish your authority. Throughout the post, you're best points seem to be lost in a sea of self-aggrandizement and scattershot thinking
exactly. if you're actually used to getting laid, you're pissed when your gf or some slut you spend the night with doesn't put out. incels just immediately go home, cry and rub one out to hentai, and go back to posting memes about normies on their shitty subreddit.
They believe that the game is rigged against them and they will never get laid. Therefore women who rigged the game against them should give them pity sex. Perfect incel logic.
They're in their underground base in Italy, conducting pizza science. A small research team of T-rexes went to Earth 8 and died but not before implanting their organs into the local human population.
lmao I fucking love how reactionary incels make everyone else. In a fucking snap they're extolling how courting, dating, and relationships work perfectly and don't need any examination. Just makes tons of money like this guitar player in a famous band, it's that simple you fucking incel!
These are the same people who will accept bullshit like "emotional labor" from women but if what they assume is a man making a complaining then they shut down immediately.
how can incels exist? either they're so butt ugly that they're getting turned down by fat people or they're turning down fat people / retards and aren't incels.
most of them don't actually even try to get laid, and have social anxiety or are just angry anti social people, who make excuses as to why it's pointless to even go outside and talk to a stacy, rather than actually make improvements. i forced some of them to show me their photos, and all the ones i saw looked average.
yeah but i won't be old and ugly for at least 20 years, so i'd rather fuck a hot girl for 20 years. we are all gonna be dead one day, so may as well kill myself right now, that is your logic bruh.
i wouldn't care about the appearance of girls in relationships, except that i have to fuck them, and only them, so i'd rather i actually think they are hot. if i like a person and aren't attracted to them, i make them my friend.
it's like dudes forget that we have the power to friendzone chicks, you don't have to date a girl just cause you like her personality.
like being able to talk to women, being able to handle the fear of rejection, knowing how to actually indicate that you want to fuck a girl while being confident and not a nervous douche, or being creepy about it.
redpill is retarded and full of misogyny and psuedo psychology, but you're trying really hard to troll. i'll srs post anyway though.
they need a basic class on social anxiety and self esteem, or some therapy. knowing how to basically talk to human beings is enough for most dudes to get laid or a girlfriend.
they take it way too far. they claim women are inherently stupid and overly emotion, they have made up psychological bullshit about how women aren't really capable of love and are attracted to psychopathic behaviors from men.
it's the typical "women don't like nice guys (beta males) they like chad's (alphas)" shit that incels talk about, except they pretend they are actually chad's, and actually teach people how to be chad. except they are really LARPing and none of them get laid.
just imagine a bunch of neckbeards who hate women, and they are all pretending they are masterful PUA artists, and that is redpill.
being confident and not giving a shit about people's opinions is pretty obvious stuff and there shouldn't need to be a sub revolving around it.
not sure if you're retarded or doing that drama thing where you pretending to be retarded cause it's funny, but if you're doing the second, you're doing it wrong, and if it's the first, then please fuck off.
This is a tactic I've seen exactly before, you mention self improvement when talking about incels and you'll get debated about the solution being TRP for hours, and this guy's using literally exactly the same tactic the guy who did it to me before used, i.e. when you mention that there are better ways to improve than TRP, they ask for specifics, you give potential ideas or places to go and they argue those specifics won't work while touting the convenience of TRP, as if you're expected to have a 7 step universally applicable self help system that will help everyone and the only alternative is always TRP.
Don't fall into it, if someone suggests TRP for incels again, just shut them down with a no in as few or as many words as you like.
i thought he was joking at first with the "spam redpill on incel subs". like people are mostly non serious here. turns out he actually thinks redpill is non retarded, i gave him the benefit of the doubt and assumed he hadn't actually been there and just thought it was a legit sub that gave decent advice, instead of a cess pool of neck beard virgins LARPing as PUA masters.
There was a /r/changemyview post a while ago claiming that most incels are "volcels" because they could be getting laid by 3/10's or prostitutes. The answer was that the "involuntary" part of incel isn't the problem with the word, both the words "involuntary" and "celibate" are being abused, it's obviously not voluntary, they want to have sex but can't court women, you wouldn't call someone who can't play guitar because they never learnt to involuntary non-musical, and "celibacy" also implies a choice to refuse sex, which they haven't made.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-05-03
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1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-05-03
I feel like Incels would be the men who best understand that Women don't owe them anything.
1 zenicaone 2018-05-03
its jim jeffries, give him a break - he is born australian it wasnt his choice.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-05-03
Australians are pretty dull.
1 zenicaone 2018-05-03
*dumb
1 Nopepole 2018-05-03
*Devoured
1 froibo 2018-05-03
That's right, the government does!
1 Orsonius 2018-05-03
can't wait for my government funded sex slave.
Inshallah
1 TransexualWiener 2018-05-03
exactly. if you're actually used to getting laid, you're pissed when your gf or some slut you spend the night with doesn't put out. incels just immediately go home, cry and rub one out to hentai, and go back to posting memes about normies on their shitty subreddit.
1 zenicaone 2018-05-03
why would you be pissed?
You just ping another one of your sluts and go stick it there. Its that easy.
Vaginas need some time to recover after you slash it hard whole night. So you need to rotate them from time to time.
1 Gtyyler 2018-05-03
They believe that the game is rigged against them and they will never get laid. Therefore women who rigged the game against them should give them pity sex. Perfect incel logic.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-05-03
Incels don't want pity sex. Most don't even support prostitution because the women still wouldn't desire them in any way.
1 Cdace 2018-05-03
I don’t understand why incels are worried about sex when the dinosaurs 🦖 are missing
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-05-03
Sweetheart, they aren't missing. They're dead.
1 Cdace 2018-05-03
No they left in spaceships to escape the meteor and climate change but now we don’t know where they went in the cosmos
1 Koshbiel 2018-05-03
🌍🚀🦖🌌🌠🌟🌞🌚
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-05-03
Are they lost or is it that we can't find where they went?
1 Cdace 2018-05-03
They’re 🦖 lost to us
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-05-03
thoughts & prayers
1 Shikhandi_Ni 2018-05-03
You don't want them to come back, we don't have the Jagers ready yet.
1 Cdace 2018-05-03
I just need to perfect my human to dino raygun and we’ll be good
1 YTPeePo 2018-05-03
They're in the Delta Quadrant:
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Voth
1 Cdace 2018-05-03
Alrighty boys fire up the voyager so I might complete my great quest as the dinosaur 🦖 voyeur!
1 Let_you_down 2018-05-03
?? The dinosaurs aren't missing. They are still here.
1 Cdace 2018-05-03
Where!?!? I must know for my... research
1 Let_you_down 2018-05-03
Oh shit. I didn't see your username.
....
They've asked us not to tell you.
1 Cdace 2018-05-03
I will find it don’t worry
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-05-03
Easy - sacrifice all incels to the sun god and your dino friends will be back.
1 Cdace 2018-05-03
Let’s go! Might as well begin the mayocide while we are at it
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-05-03
Btw, there's new dino simulator for android devices, you should try it.
1 Cdace 2018-05-03
iPhone loser unfortunately
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-05-03
I think its on iphone too. Gonna check.
1 Nopepole 2018-05-03
They're in their underground base in Italy, conducting pizza science. A small research team of T-rexes went to Earth 8 and died but not before implanting their organs into the local human population.
1 Cdace 2018-05-03
The correct terminology for an Italian T-Rex is actually Wopasaurus-Rex 🦖🍕
1 Nopepole 2018-05-03
The T-rexes were from Siam actially. The Italian base is mostly slutty triceratops.
1 mydramaaccount 2018-05-03
lmao I fucking love how reactionary incels make everyone else. In a fucking snap they're extolling how courting, dating, and relationships work perfectly and don't need any examination. Just makes tons of money like this guitar player in a famous band, it's that simple you fucking incel!
These are the same people who will accept bullshit like "emotional labor" from women but if what they assume is a man making a complaining then they shut down immediately.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-05-03
found the incel
1 Orsonius 2018-05-03
just don't be an incel LOOOOOL
1 BasilandLavender 2018-05-03
especially since incels are just satire
1 KingNothing305 2018-05-03
Explaining what memes are on TV is just so wrong to me
1 DistortedLines 2018-05-03
I hate this type of show so fucking much
1 AltRight_WalterWhite 2018-05-03
Which sucks for ol' jim.
He does p good stand up (seen him live, great time. Also his show "Legit" was fun) but I think daddy broke him.
Ahhh well.
1 Gtyyler 2018-05-03
When did Behind The Meme get a spot on television?
1 Assy-McGee 2018-05-03
isn't calling out /u/captainpriapism against reddit rules for bullying?
1 Leftist_Degenerate 2018-05-03
Women have pussies and dudes are supposed to fuck pussies.
1 cultish_alibi 2018-05-03
Wrong on both counts.
1 LemonScore 2018-05-03
Stop trying to erase trans women you Nazi REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 Leftist_Degenerate 2018-05-03
No. I will always erase tarnswammen.
1 LemonScore 2018-05-03
Stop trying to erase trans women you Nazi REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 MarlaMaplesIsMyWaifu 2018-05-03
how can incels exist? either they're so butt ugly that they're getting turned down by fat people or they're turning down fat people / retards and aren't incels.
1 tempTemp0001 2018-05-03
It’s usually the second.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-05-03
Even uggos and fatties have sex. Incels just think they're too good that.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-05-03
most of them don't actually even try to get laid, and have social anxiety or are just angry anti social people, who make excuses as to why it's pointless to even go outside and talk to a stacy, rather than actually make improvements. i forced some of them to show me their photos, and all the ones i saw looked average.
1 MarlaMaplesIsMyWaifu 2018-05-03
for dating i don't really care as long as i like the person tbh. we all get ugly as fuck when we're old anyway.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-05-03
yeah but i won't be old and ugly for at least 20 years, so i'd rather fuck a hot girl for 20 years. we are all gonna be dead one day, so may as well kill myself right now, that is your logic bruh.
i wouldn't care about the appearance of girls in relationships, except that i have to fuck them, and only them, so i'd rather i actually think they are hot. if i like a person and aren't attracted to them, i make them my friend.
it's like dudes forget that we have the power to friendzone chicks, you don't have to date a girl just cause you like her personality.
1 Nopepole 2018-05-03
Only lazy people who don't drink water and squat get ugly with age.
1 Nopepole 2018-05-03
Like what? Leveling up their Warframe characters? Very vague my dude.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-05-03
like being able to talk to women, being able to handle the fear of rejection, knowing how to actually indicate that you want to fuck a girl while being confident and not a nervous douche, or being creepy about it.
you know, the shit most dudes learn as teenagers.
1 Nopepole 2018-05-03
So we should be spamming r/theredpill links in r/braincels?
1 TransexualWiener 2018-05-03
redpill is retarded and full of misogyny and psuedo psychology, but you're trying really hard to troll. i'll srs post anyway though.
they need a basic class on social anxiety and self esteem, or some therapy. knowing how to basically talk to human beings is enough for most dudes to get laid or a girlfriend.
1 Nopepole 2018-05-03
Isn't that what theredpill is about? Confidence and not giving a shit about women's opinions on you?
1 TransexualWiener 2018-05-03
they take it way too far. they claim women are inherently stupid and overly emotion, they have made up psychological bullshit about how women aren't really capable of love and are attracted to psychopathic behaviors from men.
it's the typical "women don't like nice guys (beta males) they like chad's (alphas)" shit that incels talk about, except they pretend they are actually chad's, and actually teach people how to be chad. except they are really LARPing and none of them get laid.
just imagine a bunch of neckbeards who hate women, and they are all pretending they are masterful PUA artists, and that is redpill.
being confident and not giving a shit about people's opinions is pretty obvious stuff and there shouldn't need to be a sub revolving around it.
1 Nopepole 2018-05-03
But I thought...
For everyone?
1 TransexualWiener 2018-05-03
not sure if you're retarded or doing that drama thing where you pretending to be retarded cause it's funny, but if you're doing the second, you're doing it wrong, and if it's the first, then please fuck off.
1 faceplanted 2018-05-03
This is a tactic I've seen exactly before, you mention self improvement when talking about incels and you'll get debated about the solution being TRP for hours, and this guy's using literally exactly the same tactic the guy who did it to me before used, i.e. when you mention that there are better ways to improve than TRP, they ask for specifics, you give potential ideas or places to go and they argue those specifics won't work while touting the convenience of TRP, as if you're expected to have a 7 step universally applicable self help system that will help everyone and the only alternative is always TRP.
Don't fall into it, if someone suggests TRP for incels again, just shut them down with a no in as few or as many words as you like.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-05-03
i thought he was joking at first with the "spam redpill on incel subs". like people are mostly non serious here. turns out he actually thinks redpill is non retarded, i gave him the benefit of the doubt and assumed he hadn't actually been there and just thought it was a legit sub that gave decent advice, instead of a cess pool of neck beard virgins LARPing as PUA masters.
1 OniTan 2018-05-03
They refuse to just pay a hooker then go on about how they want a magical girl waifu who loves them even though they're luckless losers.
1 Orsonius 2018-05-03
does that qualify for vocel?
1 faceplanted 2018-05-03
There was a /r/changemyview post a while ago claiming that most incels are "volcels" because they could be getting laid by 3/10's or prostitutes. The answer was that the "involuntary" part of incel isn't the problem with the word, both the words "involuntary" and "celibate" are being abused, it's obviously not voluntary, they want to have sex but can't court women, you wouldn't call someone who can't play guitar because they never learnt to involuntary non-musical, and "celibacy" also implies a choice to refuse sex, which they haven't made.
1 LemonScore 2018-05-03
This man is so brave!
1 Therekrerf 2018-05-03
Incels truly are the niggers of men.
1 EternallyMiffed 2018-05-03
lel get fucked, ain't watching that even for a second
1 itsnotmyfault 2018-05-03
http://www.newsweek.com/what-are-incels-violent-misogynist-subculture-referenced-toronto-van-attack-900291 is the article mentioned halfway through.
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-05-03
Watching one of our favorite obscure congregations of online weirdos pick up mainstream media attention is too much. I feel like I'm having a stroke.