This, but unironically.

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Snappy, how big is your penis? I'm sure it's massive 😋

Hey! This is my turf.

My account is older tho.

Also, god dammit, I moved to this alt because my previous one had a name clash. And now it clashes again.

Lol who wears condoms anymore?

I wear those glow in the dark ones so I can saber fight with my boyfriend while Duel of the Fates plays in the background.

Miss me with that gay-

In hindsight, that sounds pretty krillin, but I got a question. Is it gay if the dicks are covered in glow-in-the-dark wrappers, thus making it impossible for the skin to actually touch?

Depends on whether or not the other penis is feminine.

But if you're asking for yourself, you're already gay since you're on r/Drama.

15 inches

38cm

LOL no way this is real

Why do you say that.

r/atetheonion

And girls. Don't forget women can have penises too.

Just LMAO at dicklets who think condoms are measured based on length and not girth 😂😂