There is nothing more disconcerting than <30 y/o people who think that a few BRAIN HAXORS can give you something for nothing. Gaia the Cunt does not work that way.
Aaron Traywick, the CEO of Ascendance Biomedical, was found dead at 11:30 a.m. ET on Sunday (April 29) in a spa room in Washington, D.C., according to a statement provided to Live Science by the Metropolitan Police Department (MPD) of the District of Columbia. Traywick was 28 years old.
According to the website News2Share.com, Traywick was found in a flotation tank. Flotation tanks are soundproof pods filled with body-temperature saltwater that are used to promote "sensory deprivation."
I'm going to guess that he was using drugs, lost consciousness in the tank, and drowned or something.
What a bullshit title. I went in expecting to read an article about how his crispr cocktail killed him only to be bait n' switched by learning he probably drowned in a sensory depravation tank like a regular retard.
Whether the injection killed him or not, doing something like that is still moronic. Much like a little kid that sees a fly-ridden pile of shit and decides to eat it.
It's amusing to me how nicely he fits into my preconception of what some moron who would willingly call themselves a "biohacker" looks like.
The first time I heard about this kind of shit was back in like 2015 when Vice published one of their now customary gussy gush pieces on Zoe 'Hide yo Husband, Hide yo Boyfriend' Quinn because she put a magnet in her finger and totally made herself a cyborg.
Totally.
Anyway, I'd like to encourage all of these morons to continue to pursue (in the name of science) their homemade STD "cures". Because while they may not end up curing their super gonorrhea or whatever it is they have, they're definitely curing something.
"Ever since I was a kid, I've been telling people that I want to be a robot," Cannon told The Verge. "These days, that doesn't seem so impossible anymore."
while i am indifferent as to whether or not this person could potentially hurt themselves due to neglectful handling of a deadly weapon, it doesn't change my discomfort with someone handling one with such brazen stupidity
The thing that blows my mind is how thirsty some people were for her, even after she put on a huge amount of weight. Her boss at the time evidently decided to choose her fleshy meat rolls over his wife. I mean, granted his wife isn't super hot, but compared to Zoe she might as well be a super model.
Look, I'm not going to pretend that my standards are unbelievably high here, because I'm sure there's a specific amount of alcohol that could make me think giving it to her would be a good idea too, but evidently these guys were all stone cold sober.
it's mind blowing that people were ever thirsty for her. why you'd want a flabby 3 is beyond me. i mean, besides being a NEET virgin in Minneapolis or something, that would definitely explain it.
yin and yang, man and woman, cat and dog, eternally wrapped in an ouroboros battle amongst the stars, an endless contest and quest to answer the age-old question: Is it you who are the cuck, or is it I?
yeah the "old ways of chivalry" my ass. that basically means starve out the fortress, ransom the nobles, kill the men, rape the women, and sell the kids into slavery.
64 comments
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-03
Lol
1 Pol_Pots_Crockpot 2018-05-03
He was clearly killed by (((Big Pharma))) and totally not by being a retard who just injects himself with shit
1 humanmanguy 2018-05-03
I think you mean (((Big Herp)))
1 TruthPains 2018-05-03
Herp does not kill, it just never fucking leaves.
1 subpoutine 2018-05-03
literally 100% of people who get it die
1 UniversityDaniel 2018-05-03
Big if true
1 TruthPains 2018-05-03
Only those who have shagged yer nan die m8....
1 0xAD010 2018-05-03
V I R A L
L O A D S
1 Coats_Unbuttoned 2018-05-03
u/pozcum
1 sevgee 2018-05-03
Man, it's like some people are just begging for mother nature to skull-rape them into non-existence
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-05-03
There is nothing more disconcerting than <30 y/o people who think that a few BRAIN HAXORS can give you something for nothing. Gaia the Cunt does not work that way.
1 OnionBits 2018-05-03
plz don't call earth-chan names
1 shallowm 2018-05-03
To be fair, that was way back in February.
I'm going to guess that he was using drugs, lost consciousness in the tank, and drowned or something.
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-05-03
What a bullshit title. I went in expecting to read an article about how his crispr cocktail killed him only to be bait n' switched by learning he probably drowned in a sensory depravation tank like a regular retard.
1 froibo 2018-05-03
Def on DMT
1 DuBBle 2018-05-03
Typical side-effects of herpes.
1 sevgee 2018-05-03
Whether the injection killed him or not, doing something like that is still moronic. Much like a little kid that sees a fly-ridden pile of shit and decides to eat it.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-03
He should have yelled "YOLO" while doing it.
1 meatpuppet79 2018-05-03
Surprising no one.
1 dongas420 2018-05-03
This is why you don't start your testing in production
1 Chicup 2018-05-03
I'm going to guess it wasn't the vaccine that did it but some other shit.
1 Redactor0 2018-05-03
I'm gonna take a wild guess here and say that guy might have done a lot of drugs.
1 VidiotGamer 2018-05-03
You mean other than injecting jenkem into his eyeballs to cure his herpes?
1 ____________13 2018-05-03
>Traywick was found in a flotation tank.
Yeah, pretty good chance he flew too high and burnt his cybernetic wings
1 Plexipus 2018-05-03
I believe you mean **"BRAINHAX"
1 VidiotGamer 2018-05-03
It's amusing to me how nicely he fits into my preconception of what some moron who would willingly call themselves a "biohacker" looks like.
The first time I heard about this kind of shit was back in like 2015 when Vice published one of their now customary gussy gush pieces on Zoe 'Hide yo Husband, Hide yo Boyfriend' Quinn because she put a magnet in her finger and totally made herself a cyborg.
Totally.
Anyway, I'd like to encourage all of these morons to continue to pursue (in the name of science) their homemade STD "cures". Because while they may not end up curing their super gonorrhea or whatever it is they have, they're definitely curing something.
1 Xenepa 2018-05-03
"Biohacker" reminded me of this https://www.livescience.com/40892-biohacker-tim-cannon-cyborg.html
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS THING LOL
1 melokobeai 2018-05-03
Lmao he gave himself a hand made tumor so he could record his body temperature. That thing looks ridiculous
1 sevgee 2018-05-03
I love how they think "biohacking" is the next step in evolution without realizing they're right for the wrong reasons
1 VidiotGamer 2018-05-03
inserts dildo up butt
WE CYBERPUNK NOW!
1 Xenepa 2018-05-03
https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/03/14/technology/we-vibe-vibrator-lawsuit-spying.html
1 EasySchmitty 2018-05-03
Oh lawd
1 Thhueros 2018-05-03
The “scorched earth” approach to herpes treatment.
1 zonneschijne 2018-05-03
that trigger discipline, yikers. that gives me anxiety.
1 VidiotGamer 2018-05-03
What's there to worry about? Worst case scenario she shoots off one of her genital warts.
1 zonneschijne 2018-05-03
while i am indifferent as to whether or not this person could potentially hurt themselves due to neglectful handling of a deadly weapon, it doesn't change my discomfort with someone handling one with such brazen stupidity
1 Tarrock 2018-05-03
Zoe Quinn is a whore.
It was a microchip with Deus Ex on it.
1 VidiotGamer 2018-05-03
Honestly, can't be arsed to pay that much attention to what a sloot puts in her body. It very well could be anything.
1 infinitude 2018-05-03
She's the type of girl you see a nude of and you're like eh... okay? put your myspace 2006 era emo clothes back on hun.
1 VidiotGamer 2018-05-03
The thing that blows my mind is how thirsty some people were for her, even after she put on a huge amount of weight. Her boss at the time evidently decided to choose her fleshy meat rolls over his wife. I mean, granted his wife isn't super hot, but compared to Zoe she might as well be a super model.
Look, I'm not going to pretend that my standards are unbelievably high here, because I'm sure there's a specific amount of alcohol that could make me think giving it to her would be a good idea too, but evidently these guys were all stone cold sober.
1 infinitude 2018-05-03
Oh is she the one that diddled her sister? I forgot about that
1 VidiotGamer 2018-05-03
No, that's Lena 'Sister Fister' Dunham. It's kinda hard to tell all these weirdos apart.
1 infinitude 2018-05-03
All the gamergate stuff was just way too retarded for me to keep up with
1 infinitude 2018-05-03
what the fuck. why does that picture exist? What was the point of this?
1 the_pitizen 2018-05-03
things will never be the same :(
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-05-03
it's mind blowing that people were ever thirsty for her. why you'd want a flabby 3 is beyond me. i mean, besides being a NEET virgin in Minneapolis or something, that would definitely explain it.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-03
Ghazi and KiA users should just fuck each other, then.
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-05-03
yin and yang, man and woman, cat and dog, eternally wrapped in an ouroboros battle amongst the stars, an endless contest and quest to answer the age-old question: Is it you who are the cuck, or is it I?
1 VidiotGamer 2018-05-03
I'm pretty sure that /u/pitterpatterwater is unironically a male feminist so....
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-05-03
yeah the "old ways of chivalry" my ass. that basically means starve out the fortress, ransom the nobles, kill the men, rape the women, and sell the kids into slavery.
wonder if they even provided fedoras
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-03
So you're saying that male feminists are being historically accurate to the old ways of chivalry?
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-05-03
well except for the whole 'being able to fight like men' part
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-05-03
oh man jesus why did you post that, my eyes, the burning
1 v_is_one_person 2018-05-03
Zoe haters pls go. There are no site wide rules against sexiness smh.
1 captainpriapism 2018-05-03
lol you found the fucking nudes
and the set with the fedora to boot
1 Thhueros 2018-05-03
The “scorched earth” approach to herpes treatment.
1 Ultrashitposter 2018-05-03
scorched crotch lmao!
1 grep_var_log 2018-05-03
Well, at least he doesn't have herpes anymore. 🤷♂️
1 VidiotGamer 2018-05-03
Either that or the herpes is going to take over his corpse, reanimate it and then start a successful career as a feminist game critic.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-03
It's about herpes in game journalists.
1 Ultrashitposter 2018-05-03
"Open source vaccines" sounds like a great way to get a new strain of HIV.
1 boomboomlaser 2018-05-03
More like “open sores” - AMIRITE?!
1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-03
Good riddance.
1 take_a_dumpling 2018-05-03
The man died like he lived. With herpes.
1 Leftist_Degenerate 2018-05-03
POZZED