Thems the rules. You always have to group together and leave clues like you're a Scooby Doo villain. Just look at the totally real pizzagate! You have to hide little symbols and references everywhere.
Would an unsuccessful person be spending his time fighting the deepstate by throwing posts that make Trump look bad into contest mode? Would an unsuccessful person cuck himself for a billionaire?
This has been extremely rewarding. We are fucking dying at all the screenshots. At how much you make a dumb sick like me seem to matter. Omg...just make sure you get my coffee right motherfucker.
I love how you think "WE'RE GOING TO SCREENSHOT YOU AND LAUGH AT YOU IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH US!" is some kind of threat that's going to win people over to your side.
Only early-teens that haven't lived long enough to experience real threats to their well-being think that kind of thing would be damaging to one's sense of self.
No, they just keep me company while I wait to make a friend. Sooo lonely, sooooo soooooo lonely.
Don't get me wrong, I miss the lady tremendously. Like...fuck. i don't know you, but you are obviously in a worse situation than me, or you wouldn't be here. I honestly hope that never happens to you man. It was kind of shocking to me how many people have a shot about my loser ass once all that went down.
How many people will show up when your life goes bad?
Weren't there some indications in one of the wikileaks dumps that a member of some FBI/CIA/some-American-threeletteragency was posting in a My Little Pony subreddit? Or was it an imageboard maybe? I don't remember and suddenly doubt if this was even real or I just dreamed it up.
the cia are full of bronies and incels and are 100% on reddit desperately trying to understand memes, but even theyre not pathetic enough to post on top minds
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-05-04
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-04
/u/cointelproxshareblue it's your time to shine
1 COINTELPROxShareBlue 2018-05-04
:D
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-05-04
>implying they "people" of /r/TopMindsOfReddit have jobs
lmfao
1 ActuallyToiracse 2018-05-04
How convenient that their various enemies have all gathered in one place.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-05-04
Thems the rules. You always have to group together and leave clues like you're a Scooby Doo villain. Just look at the totally real pizzagate! You have to hide little symbols and references everywhere.
1 rhyme-ocerus 2018-05-04
EGLIN AIR FORCE BASE!
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-05-04
The Eglin thing got a good laugh out of me, too.
I used to be an Air Force Intel Officer. I was at one time stationed at Eglin.
TIL I'm basically the Loominatty of Reddit.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-05-04
I'm on to you (((chair force)))
1 JumbledFun 2018-05-04
/u/mastigia how's life going for ya bud? You as successful as you hoped you would be?
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-05-04
Would an unsuccessful person be spending his time fighting the deepstate by throwing posts that make Trump look bad into contest mode? Would an unsuccessful person cuck himself for a billionaire?
1 JumbledFun 2018-05-04
I'm guessing someone who's extremely frustrated with their mediocre life would latch onto delusions of self important, that's for sure!
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-05-04
But not /u/mastigia, he has a very rewarding career of pretending that people who laugh at him are actually government funded cia black ops.
1 mastigia 2018-05-04
This has been extremely rewarding. We are fucking dying at all the screenshots. At how much you make a dumb sick like me seem to matter. Omg...just make sure you get my coffee right motherfucker.
1 JumbledFun 2018-05-04
Lol what are you trying to say exactly? We are laughing at screenshots? You definitely don't matter, that's for sure
1 InvaderChin 2018-05-04
I love how you think "WE'RE GOING TO SCREENSHOT YOU AND LAUGH AT YOU IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH US!" is some kind of threat that's going to win people over to your side.
Only early-teens that haven't lived long enough to experience real threats to their well-being think that kind of thing would be damaging to one's sense of self.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-05-04
Whenever anyone says anything like this there is a 110% chance they're alone.
1 mastigia 2018-05-04
Ya... i'm all alone. God, you people really don't know, omfg. I have wholly overestimated you guys.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-05-04
Well, you can't say you're completely alone. The voices will never leave you.
1 mastigia 2018-05-04
No, they just keep me company while I wait to make a friend. Sooo lonely, sooooo soooooo lonely.
Don't get me wrong, I miss the lady tremendously. Like...fuck. i don't know you, but you are obviously in a worse situation than me, or you wouldn't be here. I honestly hope that never happens to you man. It was kind of shocking to me how many people have a shot about my loser ass once all that went down.
How many people will show up when your life goes bad?
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-05-04
Are you retarded?
1 mastigia 2018-05-04
Naw, i'm not actually subscribed to this sub.
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-05-04
So, totally retarded. Thanks.
1 mastigia 2018-05-04
So anyone not subscribed here is retarded?
Are you fucking new? That was the lamest logic trap ever. You suck at trolling.
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-05-04
Everything is a logic trap when you're a conspiracy mod.
1 shallowm 2018-05-04
nice one tbh
1 mastigia 2018-05-04
Sometimes I get lucky.
1 Walraven_van_Hall 2018-05-04
I'd buy that
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-05-04
Weren't there some indications in one of the wikileaks dumps that a member of some FBI/CIA/some-American-threeletteragency was posting in a My Little Pony subreddit? Or was it an imageboard maybe? I don't remember and suddenly doubt if this was even real or I just dreamed it up.
1 ahbslldud 2018-05-04
Please find this so I can kek at it. Tell me they were on ponychan or some shit.
1 captainpriapism 2018-05-04
the cia are full of bronies and incels and are 100% on reddit desperately trying to understand memes, but even theyre not pathetic enough to post on top minds
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-05-04
You post on top minds tho
1 aef823 2018-05-04
These people probably think CIA is like some sort of James Bond shit.