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Best post today.

Best post of all time.

The vest and hat combo looks cute.

Putting aside the breathing issues that are normal and daily occurrences, the Pug dog will be vulnerable to some respiratory medical issues. Stenotic Nares - This is not uncommon with brachycephalic, short-nosed dogs. This is a physical condition in which the dog's nostril are too narrow to allow for proper breathing.

that's like getting an award for being the worlds smartest retard

Better the smartest retard than the most retarded smart guy.

Only the smartest retard would think that

See here's the thing, since I'm retarded I'm only ever gonna be compared to yards. Which means I'll get endless praise to feed my ego. Being a dumb smart guy just gets you criticism and stress

In the scheme of things, I suppose you’re right. It would be less work with more reward, so who’s retarded now?

Hes not a bird tho

I love Kevin Sorbo.

Happy birthday pug!

🤢🤢🤮🤮

Hey Ed look at it this way...at least it's not a pitbull post.

True true. Can't argue with that 👍