That Basketball-American can try to win me over with all the MAGA he wants, but it's never going to happen. I shan't remember how that brute made a mockery of Goddess Tay Tay
Back in my 30s I used to work in a fancy restaurant. I'd do a few laps around the place before heading in because a lot of middle aged business women itching to get dicked by a teenage waiter frequent the place. On ine of my scouts I was hit by the strong artificial grape odor and the sound of someone rubbing wood together. "What the fuck is that?!" I yelled, and thrn my eyes made contact with the back boobs of this woman, this creature, this raping of every natural law god created, strutting towards the restaurant as if she were a super model. The sound? Her massive elephant thighs rubbing together, a complete fucking fire hazard. I quit shortly after.
Back in my 30s I used to work in a fancy restaurant. I'd do a few laps around the place before heading in because a lot of middle aged business women itching to get dicked by a teenage waiter frequent the place. On ine of my scouts I was hit by the strong artificial grape odor and the sound of someone rubbing wood together. "What the fuck is that?!" I yelled, and thrn my eyes made contact with the back boobs of this woman, this creature, this raping of every natural law god created, strutting towards the restaurant as if she were a super model. The sound? Her massive elephant thighs rubbing together, a complete fucking fire hazard. I quit shortly after.
If my dream of being Shakira's toilet seat for a day makes me a fatty
That's so fucking disgusting. Why would you want nasty degenrate taco and burritor poo poo when you could eat Tay's pure Starbucks and Adderall poo poo.
Hear me out, though - Fievel Mousekewitz was a jew. You're trying to tell me that mofo was inferior. Okay, he went West. What have you done with your life?
Fun fact: Female pop artists, actresses, and other celebrities have been getting consistently uglier due to easy access to porn taking the straight male demographic out of pop culture and leaving only women, gay men, and auto-tuned rap consumers.
I had a pet rabbit that looked just like her, it even had black splotches around its eyes looking exactly like the eyeliner she wears all the fucking time.
I can't look at her without thinking about fucking some rat like creature. Also I have no photos you will have to take my word for it.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-05-05
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1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
I agree, Tay Tay would NEVER
1 Ade-lele 2018-05-05
Yeezy season approaching
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
That Basketball-American can try to win me over with all the MAGA he wants, but it's never going to happen. I shan't remember how that brute made a mockery of Goddess Tay Tay
1 Ade-lele 2018-05-05
She probably went home that night and used her biggest blackest dildo while watching Blacked. Women love dominant egotistical jerks.
1 d4ddyd54m4 2018-05-05
Yes slay kween
1 v_is_one_person 2018-05-05
1 froibo 2018-05-05
That dress is about as attractive as her.
1 JohnTheOrc 2018-05-05
I don’t like it, tbh
1 froibo 2018-05-05
I like it about as much as I like her.
1 ProgressiveFragility 2018-05-05
truth
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-05-05
Seems about right
1 TaylorSwiftOfRdrama 2018-05-05
All these taytay novelty accounts are getting old
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
TBH I think all /r/drama accounts should be required to have some variation of "Tay" in them
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2018-05-05
I disagree.
1 Nopepole 2018-05-05
Like your mom's shoes.
1 TaylorSwiftOfRdrama 2018-05-05
More like the condom your dad kept reusing 9 months before you were born
1 Nopepole 2018-05-05
Jokes on you, I'm a test tube baby.
1 DistortedLines 2018-05-05
<333
1 Honk4Tits 2018-05-05
u/charliethegirl
1 Dropperneck 2018-05-05
B b but she has a flat ass. Drama is full of mayos shilling for the anti tay globalists
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-05-05
If every bone in your body isn't visible through your skin you are clearly a landwhale.
1 gkiltz 2018-05-05
And just HOW fat is FUCK???
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
This
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
Hey /u/Maegaranthelas and /u/twoob and /u/Bridgadoom, please note that this thread is a safe space to talk about your food addiction <3
1 Nopepole 2018-05-05
Back in my 30s I used to work in a fancy restaurant. I'd do a few laps around the place before heading in because a lot of middle aged business women itching to get dicked by a teenage waiter frequent the place. On ine of my scouts I was hit by the strong artificial grape odor and the sound of someone rubbing wood together. "What the fuck is that?!" I yelled, and thrn my eyes made contact with the back boobs of this woman, this creature, this raping of every natural law god created, strutting towards the restaurant as if she were a super model. The sound? Her massive elephant thighs rubbing together, a complete fucking fire hazard. I quit shortly after.
1 Nopepole 2018-05-05
Back in my 30s I used to work in a fancy restaurant. I'd do a few laps around the place before heading in because a lot of middle aged business women itching to get dicked by a teenage waiter frequent the place. On ine of my scouts I was hit by the strong artificial grape odor and the sound of someone rubbing wood together. "What the fuck is that?!" I yelled, and thrn my eyes made contact with the back boobs of this woman, this creature, this raping of every natural law god created, strutting towards the restaurant as if she were a super model. The sound? Her massive elephant thighs rubbing together, a complete fucking fire hazard. I quit shortly after.
1 freet0 2018-05-05
This is objectively true
1 Ikinhaszkarmakplx2 2018-05-05
Damn, she fugly.
1 Nopepole 2018-05-05
This but extremely unirinically.
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
Please show me where I was EVER being ironic, sweaty
1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-05
Daddy
1 TheEquimanthorn 2018-05-05
No tits, haircut of a member of an 80s boy band member, boney ass anorexia arms.
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
Found the fatty
This is what peak female performance looks like. You might not like it, but this is it.
1 TheEquimanthorn 2018-05-05
If my dream of being Shakira's toilet seat for a day makes me a fatty, then sign me up.
Tay is a shit tier pop music waifu.
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
That's so fucking disgusting. Why would you want nasty degenrate taco and burritor poo poo when you could eat Tay's pure Starbucks and Adderall poo poo.
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-05-05
Alright it took about 50 shitposts but one of you Taytards finally made me laugh.
1 JohnGalt316 2018-05-05
PSA: If you're any darker than THIS, you're inferior as fuck. I don't make the rules. That's science, bitches.
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
Fuck out of here Neo-Nazi Trump supporting asshole. Fashies get bashed.
MAYOCIDE NOW
1 iNEEDheplreddit 2018-05-05
Cinco de mayocide
1 RueysSoulDiegosFight 2018-05-05
Hear me out, though - Fievel Mousekewitz was a jew. You're trying to tell me that mofo was inferior. Okay, he went West. What have you done with your life?
1 Dismal_Neighborhood 2018-05-05
1 ordinaryname2018 2018-05-05
Well, she’s a little on the fuller figure side, but I guess she’s better than an empty bed.
1 Therekrerf 2018-05-05
Tay Tay making me rethink my love for men. Look at those sexy skeleton arms HNNNGGG
1 wowbagger88 2018-05-05
If Nazis aren't running America explain why Taylor Swift looks like she just escaped Auschwitz
1 SinceAntiquity 2018-05-05
Fun fact: Female pop artists, actresses, and other celebrities have been getting consistently uglier due to easy access to porn taking the straight male demographic out of pop culture and leaving only women, gay men, and auto-tuned rap consumers.
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
Reported for hate speech. Tay Tay is the most beautiful woman who ever lived.
1 SinceAntiquity 2018-05-05
I had a pet rabbit that looked just like her, it even had black splotches around its eyes looking exactly like the eyeliner she wears all the fucking time.
I can't look at her without thinking about fucking some rat like creature. Also I have no photos you will have to take my word for it.
1 ErinMichelle_42 2018-05-05
> without thinking about fucking some rat like creature.
nothing wrong with yiffing my dude
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2018-05-05
your problem was assuming most people on r/drama aren't unironic furry enthusiasts
1 ihaztacos 2018-05-05
CRACK SKIINY SOOOOOO HOOOT !!!
1 sRand45 2018-05-05
what a fucking fatass seeking validation. If she REALLY wanted to be skinny, she'd just put down the lettuce 6 days a week.
1 bananadragon0 2018-05-05
She’s gained weight though.