PETITION TO MOD /u/xxxrivenmainxxx
20 2018-05-05 by TayTaysMayoGussy
I believe that if this overweight virgin had a purpose in life, it would reduce his odds of resorting to the van of righteous gender justice. Plus, if /r/drama embraced him, we could finally show him why his sexual failures were entirely his own fault and how the teachings of Jordan Peterson can help him to improve himself and finally score that sweet bussy that he secretly craved all along.
74 comments
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1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
I'm here to help you /u/xxxrivenmainxxx <3
1 xxxrivenmainxxx 2018-05-05
again, i am not overweight. u seem to not know many 6'2 guys. you failed your purpose in life femoid
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
Do you know who has to constantly remind people that they're not overweight?
Fatties.
Me thinks the virgin doth protest too much. :-(
1 xxxrivenmainxxx 2018-05-05
fatties know theyre fat& wont do anything about it. i am not fat&lift everday.
legit, i cant even lose much weight without risking loosing muscles. i am at 12% bodyfat according to the machine at my gym
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
If you were 12% bodyfat then Stacy would want to slobber your knobber, but she doesn't, so obvious fatty confirmed. Stop lying you chronic masturbator.
1 xxxrivenmainxxx 2018-05-05
would you fuck a 12% guy just because hes at 12%? even if his face looked like an acid attack victim?
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
I wouldn't have to because Stacies can fuck whoever they want. Unlike sad fat boys who have no one to fuck but their hand. Go eat some Arbys. Arbys will never laugh at you. Arbys doesn't get fucked by Chad while you whack your little pecker to anime. Arbys is the only real lover you have, chunky.
1 xxxrivenmainxxx 2018-05-05
point proven. now i disagree that youre stacy(youre just an average reddit roastie, stacies home is on instagramm and snapchat), but that doesnt matter. youre right that femaloid fuck who they want, and there are plently of swole guys who are also facially good looking. unlucky for me. but i am still not a fatty
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
I don't know the difference between Stacy/femaloid/roastie/whatever. I didn't know there were distinctions. You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my Autism to English dictionary.
1 xxxrivenmainxxx 2018-05-05
stacy:https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b&biw=1120&bih=624&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=zPrtWomHAcSk6ATJlKGQCg&q=blond+instagramm+model&oq=blond+instagramm+model&gs_l=img.3...5702.10528.0.10736.52.34.12.1.1.0.150.2830.25j8.33.0....0...1c.1.64.img..8.38.2324.0..0j35i39k1j0i10k1j0i10i30k1j0i10i24k1j0i67k1j0i30k1j0i8i30k1j0i5i10i30k1j0i24k1.0.kS2nDqIbgZc#imgrc=_
roastie:https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b&biw=1120&bih=624&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=8vrtWofmB8qv6AT9m47ABA&q=roast+beef+flaps&oq=roast+beef+flaps&gs_l=img.3..0i19k1.2438.3076.0.3252.6.6.0.0.0.0.136.628.3j3.6.0....0...1c.1.64.img..0.6.626...0j0i8i30i19k1.0.WyJmVL8RkfQ
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
There's a lot of autism to unpack here
First of all if you spend all of your time in this intricate little all-male subculture talking about how you think pussy looks like roast beef, well that's called being gay my dude
Second of all it's not 1985. When the fuck have you ever met a hot girl named "Stacy" or a hot guy named "Chad" for that matter. If you MUST have your own little virginity dialect, you should have gone with like "Taylor and Trevor" or "Bella and Hunter." Fuckin' A, it's so obvious that you people rarely ever leave your fucking houses.
Keep yourself safe
1 xxxrivenmainxxx 2018-05-05
i am not from america, so i couldnt tell what name is the new "chad"
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
Ewwwwwwwww don't tell me you're a curry. EWWWWWWWW.
1 xxxrivenmainxxx 2018-05-05
no, i am german
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
Then I will put this in terms you can understand: Your behavior is harem.
1 xxxrivenmainxxx 2018-05-05
bad personality there
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
Eat me, Nazi
1 xxxrivenmainxxx 2018-05-05
thats disgusting
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
Eat me, obviously gay Nazi
1 xxxrivenmainxxx 2018-05-05
how can i be a nazi if i am half cast?
1 DrDougberger 2018-05-05
I don't know but I have dwarfism and I still get laid. It's called having a personality, kiddo
1 xxxrivenmainxxx 2018-05-05
how old are you?
1 DrDougberger 2018-05-05
26
1 xxxrivenmainxxx 2018-05-05
when did you got laid the first time?
1 DrDougberger 2018-05-05
17
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
Nice, bruh ;-)
1 DrDougberger 2018-05-05
Thanks fren!
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-05-05
You really should not give out any accurate personal information especially on this sub we've been labeled crypto hate and there are Lefty autists just waiting to dox people.
1 DrDougberger 2018-05-05
I'm not worried, this username was completely made up as a joke recently. My main usernames are not even on reddit.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-05-05
TIL Peter Dinklage posts on /r/Drama
1 Bhosadchod69 2018-05-05
ever heard of a gimp, faggot?
1 xxxrivenmainxxx 2018-05-05
no
1 Bhosadchod69 2018-05-05
look into that then
1 xxxrivenmainxxx 2018-05-05
yeah, and how does it work in real life?
1 Bhosadchod69 2018-05-05
use craigslist and try not to get killed
1 xxxrivenmainxxx 2018-05-05
lol?
1 Bhosadchod69 2018-05-05
you're a eurofag? just covert to islam and become a rapefugee
1 xxxrivenmainxxx 2018-05-05
lol...
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
Also before you said that you lift three times a week, now all of a sudden it's "everyday"
Spare me fatboy
1 xxxrivenmainxxx 2018-05-05
show me where i said that i only lift three times a week. i never said that. i lift every day
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
Your mom's five pound pink girl weights don't count bitchface.
1 Chicup 2018-05-05
Unless its a dexa scan I got bad news for you.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-05-05
Never respond to false accusations you are in the internet playground the only appropriate response is no u.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-05-05
A whole 6' 2"? Damn what's the view from down there?
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-05-05
Hey everybody, come check out this msnlet over here!
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
WAIT A SECOND.
https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/5hqtr4/i_am_17_how_do_i_apply_redpill_the_best_in_order/
/u/xxxrivenmainxxx You're a fucking teenager?
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. NO ONE'S GETTING LAID AT FUCKING 18 YOU LITTLE FAGGOT. QUIT BITCHING, TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER AND GO PLAY OUTSIDE.
1 xxxrivenmainxxx 2018-05-05
no, i am 19 now
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
Same rules apply. Delete this account and go live your fucking life if you want pussy so badly. First rule of getting pussy: Don't be the kind of guy who sits on Reddit or 4Chan complaining about not getting pussy. That's really shooting yourself in the foot. If you can stop being that guy, you can increase your pussy odds by like 50%.
Second Rule: Y'all are always yammering on about how women are their hottest as teenagers and then decrease in attractiveness. Well maybe there's fucking truth to that, but the opposite is also true in that most men look like hairless little boys until around 21.
Third Rule: IF YOU REALLY WANT PUSSY, THEN IT'S WEIRD THAT YOU TALK ABOUT HOW GROSS PUSSY IS AND COMPARE IT TO ROAST BEEF. DO YOU KNOW WHO STARTED THAT COMPARISON? GAY MEN. GAY MEN CAME UP WITH THAT. Either praise the thing you want or stop wanting it. Stop overcompensating. You have pussy sour grapes, bitch. "Nevermind, I didn't want that pussy anyways, that pussy looks like sour grapes."
STEP FOUR: The most important of all: Keep yourself safe
1 xxxrivenmainxxx 2018-05-05
you are a femaloid, your "dating" or "life" advice is invalid. you life live on easy setting, whta works for you doesnt work for me.
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
Okay, stay a pathetic little incel. Who the fuck cares about white Germans anyways. Y'all gonna go extinct in like 10 years anyways. God bless Merkel's glorious mayocide, inshallah.
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
Also, for the record, /u/xxxrivenmainxxx, I'm pretty sure that you not being able to get pussy is just our righteous God of Abraham punishing you for the Holocaust. Quit complaining about getting the justice you so rightfully deserve.
1 aef823 2018-05-05
Nah she right.
Seriously man, would you really date yourself?
I mean read all your faggotry. Do you really think that doesn't translate to something retarded irl?
1 xxxrivenmainxxx 2018-05-05
i am the one who spread faggotry? really? not the cucks talking about bussy?
1 aef823 2018-05-05
For someone trying to use meme magic you don't really have much meme knowledge do you?
1 ima-kitty 2018-05-05
Some of us are chicks. And I like psycho broken men, you should stick around 😉
1 Chicup 2018-05-05
/r/innie is where the superior pussy is.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-05-05
Whatof you go into reddit all day to complain about all the tail you get? Asking umm... For a friend..
1 jacktritus 2018-05-05
Lmao you're young as fuck. There are other things to worry about at your age. Play videogames, eat junk food, have fun while you can. While you don't have responsibilities.
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
Also you fucking retard, if you want to get pussy, don't ask a bunch of dudes who spend all goddamn day and night on an internet forum talking about how they can't get pussy. NEWSFLASH, RETARD, when you need to learn how to manage your 401(k), you don't ask for advice at an entry level job fair in the ghetto.
You're 18. Turn off your computer, go the fuck outside and go do shit, and eventually some chick will let you stick it to her. God fucking damn are you kids pathetic. You're actually threatening to kill yourself because you can't get laid at 17? Fuckin' A, son. That's fucked up.
1 xxxrivenmainxxx 2018-05-05
to bad it didnt work lol.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-05-05
Have you even been a teenager?
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
Most of the boys in my high school class couldn't get laid cause the girls weren't putting out. But hoes give that shit up in college.
1 ima-kitty 2018-05-05
Yea cough that was totally why you didn't get laid in highschool
1 v_is_one_person 2018-05-05
No mean pings, you little faggot.
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
Wait. But what if he's already been all up in /r/drama's bussy?
I understand that you can't meanping a random, but I thought it was fine once they've posted here.
1 v_is_one_person 2018-05-05
Probably still not a great idea to go full caps "YOU LITTLE FAGGOT." Not that I really want to discourage trash talking incels. smh...I dunno TayTay just use your femoid, roastie discretion or whatever it is they say.
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
Thanks Daddy. ;-)
1 v_is_one_person 2018-05-05
❤️️
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-05
Riven mains are notorious crybabies, blame everyone for their faults, and will screw their team just to feel a small modicum of joy. This isn't a stereotype, this is a fact.
I think /u/xxxrivenmainxxx would be a perfect mod here.
1 TayTaysMayoGussy 2018-05-05
What in the name of Elliot Rodger is a riven main
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-05
League of Legends character. I'm ashamed to admit I played the game four years ago. A "main" is a character that a player plays frequently, repeatedly, to the point of an observer saying, "ok, ok, but seriously, are you autistic?"
I haven't been on their subreddit in a while but I'm sure the stigma of Riven mains is still there.
1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-05
You don't have to main anything, having it installed is enough to be asked that question.
1 SJCards 2018-05-05
Why stop at one beleaguered soul? We conscript all forever alones into mandatory service as internet sheriffs. Unemployment solved!
1 aef823 2018-05-05
That probably won't work.
Aren't most mods incel NEETs?