Bruh, get u some gold bond.

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Tonight's my sisters 45th birthday. I've be3n drinking and gossiping with 45 year old soccer moms all night! These chicks are hardcore fag hags too! I'm the fucking belle of the ball 🤩.

Ya'll niggas need to pm me some dick pics. This party's a total clam bake and I'm thirsty af! Gold for the best dick, no bamboozle

no bamboozle

https://i.imgur.com/p7Qaff1.gif

adorable

Teach those ladies to squat in Adike.

I've be3n drinking and gossiping with 45 year old soccer moms all night!

Quit fucking monopolizing them. There's a lot of... err... at least one... straight guy who wants to engage in this kind of behavior.

Heres mine

I prefer mine with a little less Bush tbh. 3/10

Ok, I'll try. I never thought that SRD would upvote a tankie from ShitLiberalsSay but here we are.

"religion is the opium of the people" - Karl Marx

everyone assumes this is a diss, but they forget how popular opium was back then. for all you know he was all about that shit

Fellow drama poster my problem is not Marx, but rather individuals who took only certain ideas of his and changed them for their gain, while also equalizing themselves to him.

So in my region he and his ideas will forever be viewed in the same light with those people, at least to a point and SRdines just have to understand that and fuck off....especially freaking SLS posters, wtf are they doing there ia beyond me.

Imagine drinking in 2018 lmao.

Hey now, those of us in mayo-country don't have the good stuff yet :[

Have fun with your degenerate gay culture drugs like ecstasy and Molly, getting aids and such

At least we're not incels...right mister shill?

Imagine being sober in 2018. Why?

What are you faggots drinking tonight? I'm drinking liquid cocaine. probably going to make a vegas bomb afterwards.

Box wine. The way alcohol is taxed in Oregon, wine is the preferred beverage for frugal drunkards.

Wine is for femoids.

Did you not read my comment? The government is making me do it. I have no choice.

ALEX JONES WAS RIGHT! BUY MALE SUPPLEMENTS!

Oregon

https://i.imgur.com/hXe50HZ.gif

This but unironically. I watch Seinfeld because Portlandia is too real and hits too close to home.

As I type this, I'm watching a commercial from the Oregon Forests Research Institute, some kind of lobbying group for the timber industry that used to dominate Oregon before it got taken over by hipster tattoo artists or whoever the fuck is driving the economy around here these days.

Happy cinco de mayo you fucking mayos!

I'm waiting for everyone I know to die so I can kill myself. Actually, just certain people. Once my immediately family is gone, and my cat is gone, I honestly don't feel bad about ending it.

Or you could grow the fuck up and patiently wait for the void like the rest of us.

Fuck off cunt, I'm sorry I couldn't get a better spot, I want the void NOW and I'm getting it NOW.

>"IT'S MY DEATH AND I WANT IT NOW."

Now this is Americanism.

My Dad didn't die in Afghanistan for Israel for me to live a long existence. >:(

If this is true my man, I can only say - do what you think is best for U.

Here, I found a puppy pic for U https://i.pinimg.com/originals/79/86/4d/79864d6317b5a53c2edaf3e80579745e.jpg

I'm only half serious. That dog actually makes me sad.

I recently was going to buy into a ETF for SEA, high growth region with based Duterte in there, so might have some good money out of it. But one rule I have is I won't invest in countries that eat dogs or cats. Looked into it, and wow turns out we should nuke 3 billion people.

Bought the Polish ETF instead.

Do U want happier puppy pic?

No it's okay, ty bby tho :)

I'm suicidal and I want cute puppy pics, please

http://fortheloveofthedogblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/sleeping-pup.jpg

I squeed out loud, thank you!

Maybe while I'm you're waiting you'll find another reason to keep going.

Keep yourself safe.

Alcohol is inferior to weed in every way possible.

And straight up more harmful in practice.

Agree X 10,000,000

If I'm gonna die, I'd rather do it with a bottle of Absolut in my hand.

The stats are actually very damning. I don't know about other countries but in England, half of all violent crimes are committed by people who are drunk. Alcohol is more dangerous than nearly every other drug when it comes to increasing aggression.

I've never smoked w33d in my life or anything but yeah, alcohol sucks.

You are oppresing me again. This is the second time this week

I'm gonna report ya.

You're Latvian right? I'd drink to escape the pain if that too so don't worry. 🤣

I'm not from baltics, who told you that?

I'm never believing anything Ed says ever again.

DUDE WEED LMAO XD

Oh yeah.

I just checked your lost history so I could make it personal.

Hearthstone > MTG

Pleb-tier tbh

You watch rpdr? Monique was my fave 😐

Ya, she was my girl.

I'm hoping fish face gets her face pushed in tbh

Who do you want to win now?

Vixen.

Cause I'm a bitch.

Lol she is definitely bringing the drama this year but the lewks are lacking.

Durak dominates all of your childish card games.

Is that the one where you have to get under the table and baa like a sheep if you lose?

No.....

Oh nevermind....

Damn NG..you are a dirty..dirty lady..Rawr..😜

That's how my russian friends used to play it ok!

Sure sure...

😜😋😛

Kinky, kinky Normie girl.

Hey NG, wassuup?

Long time no speak voiceless

All drunk threads are boring and embarrassing. It's either barely coherent drunks trying to type out paragraphs or some loser pretending because he thinks it's funny.

barely coherent drunks trying to type out paragraphs

😕 😑🤗

Brevity is the something something...

I only drink when I'm at gigs and it's 8:30am here so I can't contribute to these threads.

Seriously if you're going to drink, do something fun. Don't sit on your computer.

I used to post 970 cuck threads on /g/ when I was drunk

I prefer a $30 1.75 liter bottle of rotgut rum mixed with iced tea. It's the cheapest way to get drunk I could find and the taste isn't too bad. I also mix the iced tea myself from a $7 bag of powder.

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