One of those tweets is real. Can you guess which one?

61  2018-05-06 by PossibleYoung

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You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.

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/r/drama mods: you almost certainly have Redditors who are not autists. What are you going to do about it?

Eat more vaccines?

Missy Ellen is the true radical centrist. Manages to trigger reddit righties and reddit liberals.

What did she do to piss off liberal people?

Have you forgotten the subreddit blackout drama?

Yeah but everyone liked the woman in charge of AMA. That was not a liberal thing. Also liberals were pissed about criticism levied at Pao.

/r/drama mods: you almost certainly have Redditors who are not autists

Fake news

Lol, only a few are autists. We got like 8 different kinds of retard her, almost all of a more exotic type than the banal 'autists'.

r/drama takes its retard diversity seriously.

almost certainly

You incels sure are pussies

I'm not

Why make this then? Unless you are offended by what she said?

I didn't make this.

kill yourself anyway just to be safe

What the fuck? Virgins should sui now eh? What liberal views and solid arguments

Get fucked

Virgins should sui now eh?

Unironically yes

Read what you said, change the word to gays or trans or black and think about yourself a little you spacker

Yes they should, so should you.

Dude, this isn't the Drama of old. You know this by now.

😍😘😍😘😍💯👌💯👌💯😍😘😍😘😍

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💦💦💦 I CAME 💦💦💦

I'm not incel

t. incel

i am not a cuck

r/drama users

Why are you still here?

oh wow, are you trieng to go ellen.pao mode now? removing male virgins from your cuckboard?

Actually we have some on our mod team. /u/MasterLawlz himself has never been laid and inflicts upon us horrific mod stickies that destroy the brain cells of those who view them.

oh wow, a subreddit mod is a virgin. how special.

Doesn't mean it won't change one day.

Can't say the same about you.

Doesn't mean it won't change one day.

Well, it's /u/MasterLawlz. You might be a tad too optimistic.

Lucky you dude, you will never be a cuck even if you tried to because you're just an incel, something that is less respectable than a cuck, those at least get to lick whamen's feet and throw their betabux away at them while they fuck non-manlets, what can you do other than cry about it on /r/braincels?

only a drama user would unironicly defend cuckhold

defend

There's nothing to defend, it's just a fact that cucks are above incels, that's how low you are, and you try to get higher, while you can't even become a cuck, once you get there, call us again autist.

lol do you really think i couldnt become a cuck if i wanted to? its very easy

1) drink a lot of soy

2)become a feminist

3) suscribe to r/drama and spread propaganda vs incels

Well then do it, tell us your first feet licking experience, also tell us about your "gf's" new boyfriend when she finds one, implying she didn't have one before you two hooked up just so she could milk your betabux while her actual boyfriend satisfies her, because neither incels nor cucks can do that.

dont reverse cuck me now lol

reverse x but unironically.

delete yourself kthx

luckily it was ironically

So it's just cucking.

But, I can't cuck you, you'd have to be something greater than an incel first.

suuuuuure you are

I'm torn. I hate ugly people and guys who aren't charming enough to have at least one girl have sex with them are undeniably worthless people.

But then the recent sperging and hand wringing about incels is also retarded.

tfw both sides of an argument are stupid, and you realize that other than amazon and porn, that's all the internet consists of

ah damm, is the wife watching again?

Again. How is that an insult?

Questioning incel logic

Are you retarded or something?

OP or whoever made this, you are almost certainly terminally autistic

Has to be Pao, right?

You may not like it, but this is what peak victim complex looks like.

How hard would it have been to edit out @ekp. You might as well have left her full name as the username too, you mong

I vote middle obvs

I'd be fine with self-described incels like OP being purged from the IT industry, the travel industry, the fishing industry, the licking-shit-from-other-men's-hairy assholes industry and any other job or place that has until now been a safehaven for them.

I remember having to sit next to a stinking geek in the office at British Telecom and frankly he had tits like a woman. These people would be happier dead.

You seem to be confusing obesity with incels. They overlap, sure, but aren't the same affliction.

I bet manboobs that you used to sit next to got more tail than you do seeing as you're autistic.

He stank so bad that when I told him and he got offended and complained, I was vindicated by the disciplinary hearing because what I said was "objectively true, and bad hygene in the workplace is a form of harrassment".

I'll take being autistic over being fat and smelly anyday. The idea of thst guy getting laid! You incels will believe anything.

I'd like to know what you guys get paid if he can't even shower.

Then again, he's fat, so he probably wastes everything on food.

So your company will call out a fatty for bad hygiene in a "disciplinary hearing", but failed to recognize the problem when hiring him / refuses to fire him?

I'm gonna go with r/thathappened

It's not my fault that you don't know how the real world works. You SRD types keep slipping in here to seriouspost the fuck out of everything and think that mentioning r/thathappened is the height of wit and comedy.

Look, you may be new here, but /r/drama is where many great intellects collaborate, and routinely outsmart the most well funded, well equipped and diabolical organizations on earth. How do we do it? Top thinkers, experts on every field, unparalleled investigative skills and fearlessness. I would trust a top comment here over pretty much any news source, especially a mainstream source, any day.

You will never understand thst what we have here is trust: a trust which goes much deeper than.basement dwellers like you would ever be able to appreciate. The kind of trust that lets you know that the people here are on your side in a fight to the death against tyranny.

Face it: you just don't belong here.

fresh pasta?

licking-shit-from-other-men's-hairy assholes industry

You can make money doing this?

Mainly hires fey young teenage boys with floppy hair and broody eyes.

Well Hitler and Merkel can't exist in the same Universe so that's out. I'm stumped on the remaining 7 though. 😕😕😕

The Trudeau one is obviously fake, not enough letters in the acronym.

Is this the meme where we continue pretending Ellen Pao was referring to all male virgins, and not actual incels that lurk lookism and /r/braincels?

Go away, fag

pizzashill's prison bitch

I laff every time

Just because you can replace incel with another population does not mean you can equate the plight of that population with that of incels. This is logic 101 people. Fuck.

NEWFAG ALT

/r/ekp do you even reddit anymore?

Are you guys retarded? She wasn't urging anyone to fire or report incels, she was pointing out the fact they exist, most of them are functional memmbers of society, and implying that they aren't Al-Qaeda 2.0

You guys are looking at this wrong. She just wants the big tech companies to help get their employees laid.

You did squares instead of circles as the profile picture.

No attention to detail at all.

Well of course it must be Stacy.

this post got removed, how did you find this?

I typed "futa loli horsecock rapes teenage mayo boy" into the search bar and this was first link.

lies, I would've found this sooner if that was the case.