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/u/veronicaxdyer I will unironically fly you out to the Bay Area if you post proof of doing sexy cleaning and will agree to do sexy espresso making. I have a 2,900 sq. ft. house that needs a full weekend of work and my wife is on travel. Which means I can’t draw the espresso and would gladly pay for someone to do it in a seductive and sexy manner.
Define proof.
And I can make anything look sexy. Even rubber gloves. Seriously, that's a request I've gotten.
Cooking is no problem, I just don't do bacon without proper protection.
Depends on the car.
I don't do fish. It bugs me when my fingers get all pruney.
The home gym would be no problem though, I'm guessing like most Americans you probably don't use it.
The home gym would be no problem though, I'm guessing like most Americans you probably don't use it
ayy lmao
Are there seriously that many desperate losers in Edmonton to make good money with $40 panties? Or are you supported by live 10 dudes buying one a week?
There are a ton actually, and not just in Edmonton. It's crazy how many panty ads you'll find in every city around the world (well, except the US now that it's illegal to not be moral, or something).
Lol no, but there is a surprising amount of requests for all kinds of stains - that included. And yes, there are things I just won't do. Most esoteric? Probably giving someone instructions for what to do with my panties when they got home. Oh and another one had something to do with yellow rubber gloves haha
I'll give you 1000 dollars if you shit your panties, but instead of sending me them just sit there with them on for a couple of seconds and reflect on your life.
Haha, the fact that you think this is my actual job is pretty funny. Tell you what, why don't you keep your $1000 and shit in your own panties. Are you still wearing the pink ones I sold you last week?
The fact that you willingly sell your soiled underwear is pretty funny regardless. No, you've got me confused with someone else I think. I only wear adult diapers, for utilitarian reasons. Are you interested in taking them off my hands? 20 bux a pop madame.
People have fetishes. Some people have a fetish for feet, tits, asses, you name it. I don't hold it against them. If I can help them out plus make a few bucks on the side while doing it, then I'm happy. And I think you're confusing me as someone who gives a shit what small minded people like you think 😘. Take care ✌️
Don't be mad. I was only joking around. It's just such a funny and unusual subject. Your hobby literally involves staining cloth with your unwashed asshole and vaginal excretions and selling said cloth off to the highest bidder. You have to understand it raises a few eyebrows. Do whatever you want, I just appreciate the humor in it.
Lol, I'm not mad, just blunt is all. And yes, it is strange, but again, I'm not judging - the human race is a whole lot of weird, I just try to embrace it. And sorry, with all of the dicks out there it's hard to know who's trolling or not.
I’ll accept full body shots. Nudity not required. Face not required. But in case of catfish please be holding today’s newspaper or one of those /r/gonewikd type signs with username, the date, and your hourly rate.
Who needs protection for bacon??
You will need it for the dogs, don’t worry though it will be supplied. It’s leather armor and despite his best efforts Maximus (the Chow) has not yet bitten through. You will need to mind your heels around the corgis. They nip. Work boots available on request.
Cars: one Mercedes GLK, one Mercedes E-350, one Ford Raptor, and two Corvettes.
The Koi will seriously need groomed though, if you have references that would be fantastic.
Gardening/yardwork, can you do that in lingerie or just go with jeans?
Home gym: unlike most America’s I have a healthy life of working out and cardio. Don’t worry, you’re not expected to contribute to the cardio part. Just clean the place and spot me in case of mistake.
Also, would this be a weekend or do you think additional time is needed? I’m talking deep cleaning type of deal, not some light dust removal. Wifey has been gone for two weeks and the place needs a lot of love.
Anyway thanks, you’re a lifesaver. Quote me a rate and you can stay in the guest bedroom.
Newspaper? What, are you 90? Or should I hold up an iPad with the a screenshot of the front page of The New York Times photoshopped onto it?
Bacon - sizzling droplets of nastiness. You've obviously never fried bacon in the nude before, although oven bacon is actually far superior.
Cars: Germans, yes, domestics, I'll think about it.
For the gardening, I have a solution...denim lingerie.
For a deep clean, just rent me a pressure washer and a bottle of vinegar. It always washes away the stench of male desperation.
I'd think for about $5,000 (above travel costs), we could probably make this happen.
No, I’m a lawyer who retains the quintessential snobbery required for the obscene fees I charge my clients. And the Sunday paper pairs nicely with my scone and coffee.
Oven bacon is the only bacon that matters. And why would I cook anything in the nude? Ain’t no one wanna see dat.
It’s not really domestic to you since you’re the import from Edmonton, no?
We can negotiate the denim lingerie. That doesn’t sound amusing. I’m thinking Daisy Duke here and that’s just killing the buzz.
Swear to god, you clean the carpet with a pressure washer and there will be blood when the hausfrau returns.
$5,000, that’s it? No, but I’m being serious here, the actual cleaning/gardening company quoted me $10k and a week. Except the fish. No one wants to clean those fuckers. And the dog sitter won’t clean the Chow because of the dislocated shoulder from last time.
Male desperstion 🤣 hey if I’m gonna pay for the place to be cleaned, I deserve a view. Why not employ the struggling Canadian sex market?
Woah, who said it's struggling ;). I'd think a gentleman from SF searching for some Canadian tail might indicate it's the SF market that needs a bit of a tune up. But, Canadian bunnies have always been known for their quality.
Funny thing, I actually have denim lingerie. It was a gift, and I've only worn it once, to take a photo for my sexy cleaning business.
I should also mention that sexy cleaning and panties is merely a pastime.
Hey, novelty sells. Can’t get Canadians here, you’re advertising on reddit of all places, I think there’s a bit of a struggle on both fronts.
And SF is not the Bay Area. No you won’t be going to the most retarded place in California. Marin County please and thank you. Where we don’t vaccinate our free range children 🧐 (actual fact, look it up).
I am however still awaiting proof. We can all accept denim lingerie but I retain doubts. La Perla is generally my preference but w/e. Your body, your choice. Or something.
So if sexy cleaning and panty sales are the pastime, why’s the full time job? Prostitution or accounting?
Honestly, ever since I discovered that costco sells huge bags of pre-cooked bacon, I've never looked back. Heating up perfectly microwaved bacon in a couple of seconds is the superior man's method.
The Seniors (sometimes The Senior or simply Seniors) is a 1978 American comedy film about four college seniors who open a bogus sex clinic, which unexpectedly mushrooms into a multimillion-dollar business. Directed by Rod Amateau, the films features Dennis Quaid in one of his earliest roles and Alan Reed (the original voice of Fred Flintstone) in his final film appearance.
Hey dude, I know it's weird I'm commenting on a 5-month-old comment, but this is the only reference to The Seniors that I've seen anywhere on reddit. It is one of my absolute favorite movies, and I have to thank you just for knowing it. Love you.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-05-07
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1 highsierracarpeting 2018-05-07
/u/veronicaxdyer I'll pay you 20 dollars if you show your peer reviewed research. I'll pay you an additional 5 for a half and half.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-07
/u/veronicaxdyer I will unironically fly you out to the Bay Area if you post proof of doing sexy cleaning and will agree to do sexy espresso making. I have a 2,900 sq. ft. house that needs a full weekend of work and my wife is on travel. Which means I can’t draw the espresso and would gladly pay for someone to do it in a seductive and sexy manner.
Post pics, rates, and let’s talk.
1 veronicaxdyer 2018-05-07
Define proof. And I can make anything look sexy. Even rubber gloves. Seriously, that's a request I've gotten. Cooking is no problem, I just don't do bacon without proper protection. Depends on the car. I don't do fish. It bugs me when my fingers get all pruney. The home gym would be no problem though, I'm guessing like most Americans you probably don't use it.
1 metameanderer 2018-05-07
ayy lmao
Are there seriously that many desperate losers in Edmonton to make good money with $40 panties? Or are you supported by live 10 dudes buying one a week?
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1 veronicaxdyer 2018-05-07
There are a ton actually, and not just in Edmonton. It's crazy how many panty ads you'll find in every city around the world (well, except the US now that it's illegal to not be moral, or something).
1 MG87 2018-05-07
How many pegging requests do you usually get?
1 veronicaxdyer 2018-05-07
Far too many.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-07
And how many of those requests do you grant? 😏
1 veronicaxdyer 2018-05-07
Zero. Zilch. Nadda. None. Lots of hopefuls, but I have a pet that takes care of my needs.
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-05-07
Honest question. Why are you so opposed to pegging? It seems to me that the guy is put in the more uncomfortable position when he asks to be pegged.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-07
Who wants to plow mussy? Gross bro. 🤢
1 agenderphobe 2018-05-07
I dunno, putting a random closeted self-hating guy in that position seems like an above-average way to get a violent outburst.
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-05-07
Yeah, I see that, especially if he finds out he doesn't like it half way through.
1 Contentio 2018-05-07
Do you sell panties with discharge in them? If yes - ew.
1 veronicaxdyer 2018-05-07
That is only the beginning of some people's requests...
1 Contentio 2018-05-07
Have you ever shit your panties? Is there anything pantie related you won't do? Tell me your most disgusting one.
1 veronicaxdyer 2018-05-07
Lol no, but there is a surprising amount of requests for all kinds of stains - that included. And yes, there are things I just won't do. Most esoteric? Probably giving someone instructions for what to do with my panties when they got home. Oh and another one had something to do with yellow rubber gloves haha
1 Contentio 2018-05-07
I'll give you 1000 dollars if you shit your panties, but instead of sending me them just sit there with them on for a couple of seconds and reflect on your life.
1 veronicaxdyer 2018-05-07
Haha, the fact that you think this is my actual job is pretty funny. Tell you what, why don't you keep your $1000 and shit in your own panties. Are you still wearing the pink ones I sold you last week?
1 Contentio 2018-05-07
The fact that you willingly sell your soiled underwear is pretty funny regardless. No, you've got me confused with someone else I think. I only wear adult diapers, for utilitarian reasons. Are you interested in taking them off my hands? 20 bux a pop madame.
1 veronicaxdyer 2018-05-07
People have fetishes. Some people have a fetish for feet, tits, asses, you name it. I don't hold it against them. If I can help them out plus make a few bucks on the side while doing it, then I'm happy. And I think you're confusing me as someone who gives a shit what small minded people like you think 😘. Take care ✌️
1 Contentio 2018-05-07
Don't be mad. I was only joking around. It's just such a funny and unusual subject. Your hobby literally involves staining cloth with your unwashed asshole and vaginal excretions and selling said cloth off to the highest bidder. You have to understand it raises a few eyebrows. Do whatever you want, I just appreciate the humor in it.
Live well :)
1 veronicaxdyer 2018-05-07
Lol, I'm not mad, just blunt is all. And yes, it is strange, but again, I'm not judging - the human race is a whole lot of weird, I just try to embrace it. And sorry, with all of the dicks out there it's hard to know who's trolling or not.
1 MoonCricketJamFace 2018-05-07
She might be advertising them as table cloths?
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-07
I’ll accept full body shots. Nudity not required. Face not required. But in case of catfish please be holding today’s newspaper or one of those /r/gonewikd type signs with username, the date, and your hourly rate.
Who needs protection for bacon??
You will need it for the dogs, don’t worry though it will be supplied. It’s leather armor and despite his best efforts Maximus (the Chow) has not yet bitten through. You will need to mind your heels around the corgis. They nip. Work boots available on request.
Cars: one Mercedes GLK, one Mercedes E-350, one Ford Raptor, and two Corvettes.
The Koi will seriously need groomed though, if you have references that would be fantastic.
Gardening/yardwork, can you do that in lingerie or just go with jeans?
Home gym: unlike most America’s I have a healthy life of working out and cardio. Don’t worry, you’re not expected to contribute to the cardio part. Just clean the place and spot me in case of mistake.
Also, would this be a weekend or do you think additional time is needed? I’m talking deep cleaning type of deal, not some light dust removal. Wifey has been gone for two weeks and the place needs a lot of love.
Anyway thanks, you’re a lifesaver. Quote me a rate and you can stay in the guest bedroom.
1 veronicaxdyer 2018-05-07
Newspaper? What, are you 90? Or should I hold up an iPad with the a screenshot of the front page of The New York Times photoshopped onto it? Bacon - sizzling droplets of nastiness. You've obviously never fried bacon in the nude before, although oven bacon is actually far superior. Cars: Germans, yes, domestics, I'll think about it. For the gardening, I have a solution...denim lingerie. For a deep clean, just rent me a pressure washer and a bottle of vinegar. It always washes away the stench of male desperation. I'd think for about $5,000 (above travel costs), we could probably make this happen.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-07
No, I’m a lawyer who retains the quintessential snobbery required for the obscene fees I charge my clients. And the Sunday paper pairs nicely with my scone and coffee.
Oven bacon is the only bacon that matters. And why would I cook anything in the nude? Ain’t no one wanna see dat.
It’s not really domestic to you since you’re the import from Edmonton, no?
We can negotiate the denim lingerie. That doesn’t sound amusing. I’m thinking Daisy Duke here and that’s just killing the buzz.
Swear to god, you clean the carpet with a pressure washer and there will be blood when the hausfrau returns.
$5,000, that’s it? No, but I’m being serious here, the actual cleaning/gardening company quoted me $10k and a week. Except the fish. No one wants to clean those fuckers. And the dog sitter won’t clean the Chow because of the dislocated shoulder from last time.
Male desperstion 🤣 hey if I’m gonna pay for the place to be cleaned, I deserve a view. Why not employ the struggling Canadian sex market?
1 veronicaxdyer 2018-05-07
Woah, who said it's struggling ;). I'd think a gentleman from SF searching for some Canadian tail might indicate it's the SF market that needs a bit of a tune up. But, Canadian bunnies have always been known for their quality. Funny thing, I actually have denim lingerie. It was a gift, and I've only worn it once, to take a photo for my sexy cleaning business. I should also mention that sexy cleaning and panties is merely a pastime.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-07
Hey, novelty sells. Can’t get Canadians here, you’re advertising on reddit of all places, I think there’s a bit of a struggle on both fronts.
And SF is not the Bay Area. No you won’t be going to the most retarded place in California. Marin County please and thank you. Where we don’t vaccinate our free range children 🧐 (actual fact, look it up).
I am however still awaiting proof. We can all accept denim lingerie but I retain doubts. La Perla is generally my preference but w/e. Your body, your choice. Or something.
So if sexy cleaning and panty sales are the pastime, why’s the full time job? Prostitution or accounting?
1 veronicaxdyer 2018-05-07
Prostitution or accounting? Is there really a difference?!? ;).
1 agenderphobe 2018-05-07
Prostitutes charge less.
1 veronicaxdyer 2018-05-07
I can't think of the last time I left my accountant's office with a smile...
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-07
The pimp in accounting has a JD.
1 agenderphobe 2018-05-07
Honestly, ever since I discovered that costco sells huge bags of pre-cooked bacon, I've never looked back. Heating up perfectly microwaved bacon in a couple of seconds is the superior man's method.
1 GoyaFrijoles 2018-05-07
Canadian confirmed.
1 veronicaxdyer 2018-05-07
Lol, that's actually funny. It was really more of a spandex that looked like denim - but you know, gotta stay true to our roots 😜
1 veronicaxdyer 2018-05-07
I seriously wish I could post a picture of it here. It's really something special.
1 GoyaFrijoles 2018-05-07
I'm sure it's a welcome change from the flannel lingerie and mountie outfits.
1 veronicaxdyer 2018-05-07
Depends how cold it is outside. No one likes to get stabbed by icy blade nipples. Flannel for women is like athletic tape for marathon runners.
1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-07
Ok, make all incels sexy and everyone will finally be happy.
1 veronicaxdyer 2018-05-07
Yep, I can admit when I'm beat. That is something I cannot do. Poor woman who has that job.
1 aef823 2018-05-07
She's busy doing an r/amiugly thing and shutting down everyone that tells her she's not iirc.
1 itoucheditforacookie 2018-05-07
Of course you are blonde and an idiot
1 veronicaxdyer 2018-05-07
This is the most well thought out response I've read in a long, long time. Thank you for your contribution to this wonderful conversation!
1 imissyouseattle 2018-05-07
Dude, you'd fit in perfectly here.
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2018-05-07
Buuuuuuuurn
1 Nopepole 2018-05-07
This bunny's got claws!
1 veronicaxdyer 2018-05-07
🐇😈
1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-07
This, but unironically.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-07
Hey she responded, so let’s see how far the ride can go.
1 strathmeyer 2018-05-07
What's up with everyone confusing hookers for researchers these days?
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-07
Go to a university and find a research assistant. Offer him/her 1,000 bucks for sex.
Now ask yourself what the difference is.
1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-07
The difference is 975 bucks.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-05-07
It's not because it's true that you should say it.png
1 Che_Gueporna 2018-05-07
These days?
Brah, The Seniors came out back in 1978.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Seniors
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The Seniors
The Seniors (sometimes The Senior or simply Seniors) is a 1978 American comedy film about four college seniors who open a bogus sex clinic, which unexpectedly mushrooms into a multimillion-dollar business. Directed by Rod Amateau, the films features Dennis Quaid in one of his earliest roles and Alan Reed (the original voice of Fred Flintstone) in his final film appearance.
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1 Rock_Carlos 2018-05-07
Hey dude, I know it's weird I'm commenting on a 5-month-old comment, but this is the only reference to The Seniors that I've seen anywhere on reddit. It is one of my absolute favorite movies, and I have to thank you just for knowing it. Love you.
1 veronicaxdyer 2018-05-07
No deal. You pay me $400 and I'll give you a semester of Double Standards in the Modern Age, and you couldn't afford the half and half.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-05-07
does Popeye know you're turning tricks?
1 Whymustu 2018-05-07
Why are so many whores man haters? Did daddy fuck them?
1 JumbledFun 2018-05-07
what's with all these whores thinking they are actual people with valid opinions lately?
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-07
Bunny Ranch must’ve hade a jail break.
1 veronicaxdyer 2018-05-07
I know, right? Just shut up and be pretty!
1 JumbledFun 2018-05-07
Thank you! I know right?
1 uniqueguy263 2018-05-07
Yeah, they should just learn to accept that they're objects
1 JumbledFun 2018-05-07
wow too far man
1 uniqueguy263 2018-05-07
This is /r/drama, nothing's too far if it's ironic
1 JumbledFun 2018-05-07
Thank you! I know right?
1 agenderphobe 2018-05-07
>pretty whores
look at mr moneybags here
1 cleverseneca 2018-05-07
Something something labour party
1 Whymustu 2018-05-07
Literally their entire purpose is their nasty wholes
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-05-07
Hooker with o pinions.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-07
But what about the free market???!!!!
1 Che_Gueporna 2018-05-07
Backpage got shut the fuck down is what happened.
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-05-07
more like the flea market in this case amirite
1 agenderphobe 2018-05-07
Is that where ancaps buy and sell children?
1 shazbottled 2018-05-07
If I ever hired a hooker, I'd want her to shut the fuck up and do her job but this one seems unable. Will look elsewhere for my Edmonton hooker needa