I'm being dead serious. I don't do politics, I don't watch the news and I generally don't care! But why do people seriously despise trump? Like just now on my iPhone I typed trump and it didn't capitalize it?
I'm being dead serious. I don't do politics, I don't watch the news and I generally don't care! But why do people seriously despise trump? Like just now on my iPhone I typed trump and it didn't capitalize it? But if I type Obama it automatically capitalizes it? People are seriously losing sleep over this president and I just don't get it!? Like, who gives a shit? It's out of your hands
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π£π£ there are great citizens out there π, but we have the best citizens here, fantastic citizens here.it's great, Donnie loves youπ.πππππΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈ
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could never delete you Sempai!π Send this to ten other πͺSenpaisπͺ who give you π¦head patsπ¦ Or never get βοΈnoticedβοΈ againββπ¬π¬ββ If you get 0 Back: no head pats for you π«π«πΏ 3 back: you're Senpai's childhood friendοΈπ¦ 5 back: you're senpai's kanojoπ½πΌπ¦10 back: you're senpais immouto π¦
I actually legitimately get turned on by watching Trump videos.
Ok so to preface I've been straight all my life and this is going to seem really odd so please hear me out lol.
I'm a teenager and I use reddit so as you know I love doing typical edgy stuff like memes etc, of which a current Reddit circlejerk is about Donald Trump(not going to link the subs but some of them are really pro Trump and a lot of shitposting etc) anyway, as with any current meme trends I get really into it and I share the memes on other places on the internet and spam them everywhere on the internet in general.
I'm a NEET so I spend a lot of time at home and uh, you know..jerk it a lot but something really weird has happened. I actually legitimately get turned on by watching Trump videos. Like I said, I've been a straight male all my life.
I don't know what this means and I'm feeling really confused at the moment. I know this sounds stupid but is it normal to sometimes feel same sex attraction to specific people? Like I don't seem to be suddenly attracted to other guys in general or anything.
If anyone has experienced anything like this, I'd really appreciate your comments.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you low energy bitch? Iβll have you know I graduated top of my class at Trump University, and Iβve been involved in numerous secret transactions, and I have over 300 confirmed deals. I am trained in art of the deal and Iβm the top realtor in the Upper West Side. You are nothing to me but just another transaction. I will wipe your bank account the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with being very unfair to me over the Internet? Think again, choke artist. As we speak I am contacting my highly-paid firm of lawyers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the lawsuit, liar. The court date that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youβre fucking broke, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can negotiate with you in over seven hundred ways, and thatβs just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively protected in courtrooms, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the armed private security and I will use it to its full extent to deport your miserable ass from the face of the continent, you loser. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little βlibelousβ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnβt, you didnβt, and now youβre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will Make America Great Again and you will drown in it. It's time for you to leave, illegal alien.
Nah im saying us weebs in other countries watch american politics because local is just hilariously boring last drama i can remember was ponytail pulling years ago, trump is weekly.
That was a an election those are always dramatic but its once every like 4 years, no elections in USA at the moment but the president hires a mayor as a lawyer who goes on TV and immediately shits the bed on multiple channels, you dont get that in france
Fair enough. There are always various strike that can be entertaining (for exemple air france pilot, that are part of the 1% that want 20% more salary).
I will take this opportunity to expose me as a podcast enthusiast, just to point out that Politics Politics Politics is a very good podcast. Maybe my current fave. A true "garbage merchant" πππ
You mean him claiming to be an Ivy League graduate and a lawyer, or him actually being one?
Here's a comment of his where he says that he's an Ivy League graduate:
I'm an Ivy graduate. Yale and the other Ivies are a complete waste. Overpriced, insane and not particularly good at teaching.
The only useful thing you can get there is connections, but the connections are mostly to insane rich liberal cucks.
Do literally anything else with your life.
He claims to be a lawyer here (and a bunch of other places):
I am a lawyer.
That's how I know that law students are human filth. You aren't special or "ill". You are just a particularly ambitious, self-aggrandizing brand of asshole.
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1 PrayTheFayAway 2018-05-08
I'm being dead serious. I don't do politics, I don't watch the news and I generally don't care! But why do people seriously despise trump? Like just now on my iPhone I typed trump and it didn't capitalize it?
I'm being dead serious. I don't do politics, I don't watch the news and I generally don't care! But why do people seriously despise trump? Like just now on my iPhone I typed trump and it didn't capitalize it? But if I type Obama it automatically capitalizes it? People are seriously losing sleep over this president and I just don't get it!? Like, who gives a shit? It's out of your hands
1 Lostx22 2018-05-08
Because heβs orange that shit isnβt right how can a person be so ducked orange I mean that is fucked not right.
1 PrayTheFayAway 2018-05-08
IM DELETING YOU, DONALD!π³βπ
IM DELETING YOU, DONALD!π³βπ
ββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....
ββββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....
βββββββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....
βββββββββββ] 99% complete..... π«ERROR!π«
π―Trueπ― Presidents are irreplaceable πI could never delete you Mr. Trump!π Send this to ten other πGod-Emporersπ who give you π°big wallsπ° Or never get called πΊπΈAN AMERICANπΊπΈπ½π½ againββπ π ββ If you get 0 Back: get outβͺοΈ! get outβͺοΈβͺοΈ of here! π«π« 3 back: you're deplorableππ¦ 5 back: small loan of one million dollarsπ°π°π¦ 10+ back: π£π£ there are great citizens out there π, but we have the best citizens here, fantastic citizens here.it's great, Donnie loves youπ.πππππΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈ
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-05-08
i wasnt sure if i should upvote this or shoot myself, i went with the one requiring less effort. u saved my life
1 LightUmbra 2018-05-08
IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
ββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....
ββββββββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.....
ββββββββββββ]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.....
βββββββββββββββββ] 99% complete.....
ERROR! Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother! Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ο·²Allahο·² Or never get called Brother again
If you get0 Back: Juhanam for you
3 back: you're off the martyr list
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly
10+ back: JANAHο·²!ο·²
1 PrayTheFayAway 2018-05-08
IM DELETING YOU, SENPAI!ππ
ββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....
ββββββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....
ββββββββββββ]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....
βββββββββββββββββ] 99% complete.....
π«ERROR!π« π―Trueπ― Senpais are irreplaceable πI
could never delete you Sempai!π Send this to ten other πͺSenpaisπͺ who give you π¦head patsπ¦ Or never get βοΈnoticedβοΈ againββπ¬π¬ββ If you get 0 Back: no head pats for you π«π«πΏ 3 back: you're Senpai's childhood friendοΈπ¦ 5 back: you're senpai's kanojoπ½πΌπ¦10 back: you're senpais immouto π¦
1 CocoNutsOn 2018-05-08
Heβs a grownup Umpa-Lumpa
1 Boeing676 2018-05-08
Door hinge
1 Fiat-Libertas 2018-05-08
People hate him because they are told to
That helps a lot, but unless you only watch youtube videos, pretty much every other piece of media is anti-Trump.
1 PrayTheFayAway 2018-05-08
I actually legitimately get turned on by watching Trump videos.
Ok so to preface I've been straight all my life and this is going to seem really odd so please hear me out lol.
I'm a teenager and I use reddit so as you know I love doing typical edgy stuff like memes etc, of which a current Reddit circlejerk is about Donald Trump(not going to link the subs but some of them are really pro Trump and a lot of shitposting etc) anyway, as with any current meme trends I get really into it and I share the memes on other places on the internet and spam them everywhere on the internet in general.
I'm a NEET so I spend a lot of time at home and uh, you know..jerk it a lot but something really weird has happened. I actually legitimately get turned on by watching Trump videos. Like I said, I've been a straight male all my life.
I don't know what this means and I'm feeling really confused at the moment. I know this sounds stupid but is it normal to sometimes feel same sex attraction to specific people? Like I don't seem to be suddenly attracted to other guys in general or anything.
If anyone has experienced anything like this, I'd really appreciate your comments.
1 grungebot5000 2018-05-08
wait was that top level comment not pasta?
...you know that βtrumpβ is a normal word, right? thatβs why your phone doesnβt capitalize it
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-05-08
False flag daddy supporter. No one is this dumb.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-08
I don't hate him, but I dislike most of his policies. I like other policies of his. Radical centrism, m8.
1 Fiat-Libertas 2018-05-08
So brave
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-08
Probably because trump is a real word.
1 PrayTheFayAway 2018-05-08
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you low energy bitch? Iβll have you know I graduated top of my class at Trump University, and Iβve been involved in numerous secret transactions, and I have over 300 confirmed deals. I am trained in art of the deal and Iβm the top realtor in the Upper West Side. You are nothing to me but just another transaction. I will wipe your bank account the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with being very unfair to me over the Internet? Think again, choke artist. As we speak I am contacting my highly-paid firm of lawyers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the lawsuit, liar. The court date that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youβre fucking broke, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can negotiate with you in over seven hundred ways, and thatβs just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively protected in courtrooms, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the armed private security and I will use it to its full extent to deport your miserable ass from the face of the continent, you loser. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little βlibelousβ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnβt, you didnβt, and now youβre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will Make America Great Again and you will drown in it. It's time for you to leave, illegal alien.
1 Karling20 2018-05-08
BERGNALD BLGUOEAUXMNPTHFF
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-08
r/comedycemetery
1 Karling20 2018-05-08
NOD MY BRESIDEN
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-08
π΄π΄π΄
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-05-08
Agendaposting
1 allendrio 2018-05-08
american politics you mean, most people in other countries are nowhere near as dramatic or insane, its boring.
1 Leftist_Degenerate 2018-05-08
RUSSIA!!!
1 pepperouchau 2018-05-08
Why would anyone care about the other fiefdoms' politics?
1 allendrio 2018-05-08
Nah im saying us weebs in other countries watch american politics because local is just hilariously boring last drama i can remember was ponytail pulling years ago, trump is weekly.
1 HueyCrashTestPilot 2018-05-08
Australia is up there with the US. We rarely hear about their drama though because no one really gives a shit about them. =/
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-05-08
Fam, the french elections were pretty entertaining drama wise.
1 allendrio 2018-05-08
That was a an election those are always dramatic but its once every like 4 years, no elections in USA at the moment but the president hires a mayor as a lawyer who goes on TV and immediately shits the bed on multiple channels, you dont get that in france
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-05-08
Fair enough. There are always various strike that can be entertaining (for exemple air france pilot, that are part of the 1% that want 20% more salary).
1 allendrio 2018-05-08
But thats sane normal every day drama you just cant compare the two.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-05-08
I can't even argue against that.
1 Rodomite 2018-05-08
I will take this opportunity to expose me as a podcast enthusiast, just to point out that Politics Politics Politics is a very good podcast. Maybe my current fave. A true "garbage merchant" πππ
1 sooth_ 2018-05-08
still better than WOMEN HAVE OPINIONS I DISAGREE WITH (no drama included)
1 Leftist_Degenerate 2018-05-08
Well, yeah. We disagree with fat women for existing. Engaging with their opinions is silly.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-08
Nigga aren't you a beached whale of a NEET?
1 shallowm 2018-05-08
He claims to be an Ivy League graduate and a lawyer.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-08
With two Phds.
1 shallowm 2018-05-08
lol i forgot about his 3 degrees comment
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-08
Fuckiing lol. Pls tell me this is true.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-08
He got in an argument with /u/pizzashill and tried to win by claiming that.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-08
Fuckkkkk ππππ LINK MEEEEEEE
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-08
I don't have the link, but he got thoroughly trounced.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-08
/u/shallowm help me out here π
1 shallowm 2018-05-08
Here's the argument they had. This is the meta /r/drama thread about the argument itself.
1 shallowm 2018-05-08
/u/Why_We_Need_Islam
1 shallowm 2018-05-08
/u
1 Why_We_Need_Islam 2018-05-08
/u/why_we_need_islam /u/why_we_need_islam/u/why_we_need_islam /u/why_we_need_islam /u/why_we_need_islam /u/why_we_need_islam /u/why_we_need_islam /u/shallowm
/u/doggo /u/catto /u/dogcat
1 shallowm 2018-05-08
/u/why_we_need_islam /u/why_we_need_islam/u/why_we_need_islam /u/why_we_need_islam /u/why_we_need_islam /u/why_we_need_islam /u/why_we_need_islam /u/shallowm
/u/doggo /u/catto /u/dogcat
1 shallowm 2018-05-08
/u/doggo /u/catto /u/why_we_need_islam
1 shallowm 2018-05-08
/u/doggo /u/catto /u/dogcat /u/why_we_need_islam
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-08
What was this all about? πππ
1 shallowm 2018-05-08
delet this π
1 shallowm 2018-05-08
You mean him claiming to be an Ivy League graduate and a lawyer, or him actually being one?
Here's a comment of his where he says that he's an Ivy League graduate:
1 shallowm 2018-05-08
You mean him claiming to be an Ivy League graduate and a lawyer, or him actually being one?
Here's a comment of his where he says that he's an Ivy League graduate:
He claims to be a lawyer here (and a bunch of other places):
1 Nopepole 2018-05-08
Fat women thinking anyone cares about them period is drama
1 Boeing676 2018-05-08
Politics trump hillary russia mexico EU Brexit racism alt-right communism anarchism libertarians
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-05-08
PUBLIC LIBRARIES ARE RED FUCKING COMMUNISM. I TELL YOU WHAT
BACK IN MY DAY IF WE WANTED TO READ WE HAD TO GO BUY A BOOK
MY DADDY DIDN'T BRAVELY FIGHT BACK LEGIONS OF SLAVERING SLAVS IN THE COLD WAR JUST TO HAVE THIS DANG JEW BOLSHEVISM CREEP UP ON US HERE AT HOME
1 RobBobGlove 2018-05-08
Drumpf
1 Awayfone 2018-05-08
Blah blah Seriouspost of controversial idea blah , opponent is a retard blah blah