If you started with once a day, You're masturbate 1073741824 times on day 30. In total 2147483647 over a 30 days month.
Unless you can achieve some kind of orgasm that doesn't involve any bodily fluids from mental stimulation, you would never be able to regenerate penis cells fast enough to not rub it to a stub on like day 7, and you'd be a mummy from the associated dehydration of even the slightest emission of precum.
The incel that nailed (then pried free) his dick to a board probably did less damage than a week of your idea.
So I'm not saying don't do it, but please document it for posterity.
I want to believe that it's radically opposite to nofap and closer to /r/tulpas, with people learning how to exercise their own imaginations to achieve epic jerk off experience. Some even go further and master the hands-free method!
If my memory serves NoFap was derived from efforts to just quit porn altogether originally. But people had too much free time and stupid shit happened.
I had started off pretty strong and was in the beginning of my third week of freedom when it hit me hard. I have never had temptation hit me like that before and I fell. Hard. But I picked myself up and started again. I was shocked at how bad it made feel to relapse and how much it changed my view of everything. I was generally more grumpy and depressed towards everyone and everything I love. I'm on day 2 since the relapse and I can feel the difference and I am excited.
You have it the wrong way around. /r/nofap are the retards that think if they cum then they will lose their magic testosterone powers. /r/pornfree are just trying to kick their addiction to BBC which seems reasonable
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-05-09
You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board
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1 Phantom_Engineer 2018-05-09
Snappy knows what's up
1 DoubleDickGirl 2018-05-09
aren't these effectively the exact same things? like who watches porn for its groundbreaking acting lmao
1 mygoodpostingalt 2018-05-09
they couldn't even get an alliteration
1 Snowayne2 2018-05-09
I'm currently doing meat murdering march. Each day I jack off twice as much as the day before.
1 mygoodpostingalt 2018-05-09
didn't some guy deglove his dick during december
1 Velxon 2018-05-09
Good ol Dick Destruction December
1 mygoodpostingalt 2018-05-09
every month has a good JO alliteration really makes the noggin swirl
1 Velxon 2018-05-09
January Johnson Jack-a-thon
Fuck-Free February
March Meat Murder
April Anaconda Annhilation
May Manhood Mutilation
Jimmy Jackin' June
Joystick Judgin' July
August Anal-Impaler Ascension
Schlong Savaging September
One-Eyed Snake Obliteration October
November Navel Navy
Dick Destruction December
These took me forever and they suck. Kill me tbh fam.
1 mygoodpostingalt 2018-05-09
sign me tf up admiral
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-09
If you started with once a day, You're masturbate 1073741824 times on day 30. In total 2147483647 over a 30 days month.
Unless you can achieve some kind of orgasm that doesn't involve any bodily fluids from mental stimulation, you would never be able to regenerate penis cells fast enough to not rub it to a stub on like day 7, and you'd be a mummy from the associated dehydration of even the slightest emission of precum.
The incel that nailed (then pried free) his dick to a board probably did less damage than a week of your idea.
So I'm not saying don't do it, but please document it for posterity.
1 Snowayne2 2018-05-09
That's the point dude, it's not called meat MURDERING for no reason.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-09
Murdering would be like 5 or 6 days of that. A month is more like desintegration on a molecular level.
1 Snowayne2 2018-05-09
The first 5 days were easy as fuck you pleb.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-09
You must have very soft hands and a very callused dick then.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-05-09
idk, PornFree sounds like it comes up a step short of NoFap
1 zergling_Lester 2018-05-09
I want to believe that it's radically opposite to nofap and closer to /r/tulpas, with people learning how to exercise their own imaginations to achieve epic jerk off experience. Some even go further and master the hands-free method!
1 MarlaMaplesIsMyWaifu 2018-05-09
Imagination porn is like VR porn for autists. It's great, but I stopped doing it in high school.
1 Feanorfanclub 2018-05-09
If my memory serves NoFap was derived from efforts to just quit porn altogether originally. But people had too much free time and stupid shit happened.
1 geraldodelrivero 2018-05-09
When you complain that fapping and porn take up too much time so you go nofap and come up with crazy ideas due to too much free time
1 mygoodpostingalt 2018-05-09
/u/armchairjedi66 bet you're a pathetic cumskin you should try fent
1 IqtaKadabra 2018-05-09
he likes the broncos, honestly the best choice here
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-09
Heroin is pretty good to make masturbation more of a chore.
1 Zacharey01 2018-05-09
Calling it free is kinda ironic.
1 IllAudience 2018-05-09
You have it the wrong way around. /r/nofap are the retards that think if they cum then they will lose their magic testosterone powers. /r/pornfree are just trying to kick their addiction to BBC which seems reasonable
1 hoseja 2018-05-09
But BBC is so good ;_; I wish I could quit it.
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-05-09
yeah, their documentaries are lit
1 hoseja 2018-05-09
I especially like their programme about Rachel Dolezal's transformative journey towards acceptance, Inter-Racial Pass
1 Plexipus 2018-05-09
‼️‼️PORNFREE.COM IS NOT A SUPPORT SITE. I REPEAT, PORN FREE.COM IS NOT A SUPPORT SITE‼️‼️
1 Orsonius 2018-05-09
Lol prudes
1 ApostateAardwolf 2018-05-09
Is it wrong that I want to post a porn gif there?
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-09
Please go ahead. They'll all guiltily jerk off to it before a mod removes it.
1 shallowm 2018-05-09
Aw, I thought this was going to be a link to /r/NoFapChristians or /r/MuslimNoFap.