Childish Gambino is the new Kanye, and his "wokeness" is tailored to not offend the (((elites)))

136  2018-05-09 by IAintThatGuy

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The thing is, a lot of black artists now are creating art for the "tastemakers" in society, the educated elite...It ends up being hailed as "woke" by myopic white people who don't know any better and black artists will think its "deep" and harrowing.

On point.

I wonder what the day will be like the AA community is like "Hey, you know, we keep voting blue because it still is massively shitty. Maybe it's time for a change of ideas?"

Then bam. Jill Stein. Align the crystals, gas the poors.

I don't get this retarded argument.

The red voting areas of the country are doing worse than the blue voting areas.

Well yeah but why don't you check out the demographics

check out the demographics

all the red states have horrific education funding and public services tbh fam

Every block a chicken shack/bar with harrahs in the center.

đŸ€”mmmm....

you ain't lyin

gas station/corner store fried chicken is like 3rd biggest industry in nola, after oil and gambling

Did my hunnymoon in nola and I was like "lol I'm too yellow for this shit." But it was fun, the food was good, and everyone was friendly despite an angry woman screaming at me for not figuring out a crosswalk.

During my time there, I thought "You know, this place is great but it's expensive as fuck. Also. I just cant get that day drunk all the time."

I guess what I am saying is no wonder black people are oppressed. $17 for chicken and waffles on the warehouse? The red ain't strangling peeps. Its hipsters, brah.

yeah you think the fried chicken is expensive, you oughta see the property taxes. I live in orleans parish and I got absolutely RAPED this year, like to the point I briefly considered moving back to houston about it.

/end srspost

briefly considered moving back to houston

Then you remembered the humidity and the wypipo.

I'm pretty sure the nola gulf coast area is the most humid place on Earth.

Well yeah you've got a basketball american population of 33%. That is way to high, you've got a famous city that if you take a wrong turn on bourbon street you might get robbed of worse

Might?

The red voting areas of the country are doing worse than the blue voting areas.

Your “call other people retarted” card just got revoked!

For stating an objective fact?

No.

For using objective fact as an argument for a claim nobody proposed.

Who are they going to vote for if not democrats?

What metrics are we using? "Doing better" sounds pretty subjective.

Brookings is a known liberal thinktank. This was the top google result for "states with highest standard of living": https://www.cnbc.com/2017/07/11/americas-top-states-to-live-in-2017.html

I count 4 solid red states and a purple. The point is it's still too subjective. Point by point, blue states are better in some areas, education certainly being one are. Homelessness? That's a knock against blue states. I'm not sure "doing better" is accurate at all, the whole country is trash tbh.

Brookings is a known liberal thinktank.

And this is where I stopped reading.

Here is what is required for me to respond to you again:

Please point out a single thing in that article that is factually incorrect.

Ok retard. Here is a report from the Heritage Foundation. Since pushing an agenda counts as facts, I present to you some facts on why Red states are better via a conservative thinktank.

https://www.heritage.org/government-regulation/report/1000-people-day-why-red-states-are-getting-richer-and-blue-states

You have 1 more reply to point out what was factually incorrect in the linked article before being dismissed.

Imagine being this retarded

No. I'm just sick of conservative mental gymnastics in which they try to hand-wave everything that says they're wrong so I've decided to start holding them to it when they say shit like that.

The only way you will get another response from me is if you point out what in the linked article was factually incorrect.

Until then, you will be ignored.

I bet if I was some roastie you wouldn't ignore me. You're such a bitter incel, pizza. Make me some fresh pasta about thots.

The only thing you hate more than the "wrong opinion" is some slut getting deep dicked by Chad.

Imagine being so fucking retarded you think red states are doing better by the homeless.. California is out building temporary housing, Florida just makes you live under a bridge with the kiddie diddlers. Oh and legally bars you from feeding them.

Imagine being so assblasted by internet comments you can't bring yourself to do basic internet research before sperging out.

https://www.usich.gov/tools-for-action/map/#fn[]=1500&fn[]=2900&fn[]=6100&fn[]=10100&fn[]=14100

What is the research here? Are you seriously so stupid you equate "how many there are" to "how well they're assisted" ? Dude seriously holy shit, you DO realize that A HUGE PART OF WHY THEY HAVE LESS HOMELESS IN RIGHT WING STATES IS THEY DON'T FUCKING CARE FOR THEM right? I fucking said that Florida made feeding the homeless a crime, why would you stay somewhere if they made feeding you a fucking crime? How do you even manage to survive while being this stupid AND having this much hubris simultaneously?

Lol. Bro. You need to stay very safe. You're obviously either very young or very naive. It's gonna be ok man, I know internet opinions can be tough, but you'll make it in the end.

Red America is a wasteland of their own making. Mouthing of value happens there, if you all dropped dead I think it would be a few weeks until anyone realized something was wrong (right?)

jill stein, retard. we just went over this

How is Jill Stein not blue?

everyone whos not a reoublican is a democrat

come on, pizza, not even youre this retarded

she's green 😎

While generally true, the three states with major debt problems are all heavily blue (California, Illinois, New Jersey). It isn't that simple.

Lmao, it's adorable when people think debt is relevant in this way.

Uh, it's incredibly relevant when you can't meet your obligations and your credit rating eats shit. Illinois is raising taxes just to pay rising interest and can't meet their pension obligations.

I work in this field and own a trading firm ya dingus. I know way more about this than you.

I highly doubt you work in any related field if you think there's any actual debt problems.

Like yeah, it isn't ideal, but trying to claim debt problems somehow erase the fact all of those blue states are better places to live is outright absurd.

Illinois is one step ahead of junk because the credit agencies are corrupt as shit and were afraid to do it. They have no hope of meeting their obligations without bankruptcy or a federal bailout and their pension obligations are mandated by their state Constitution and thus can't be amended. There are third world countries with better debt ratings than Illinois.

Read my post history if you don't believe me. I've been in trading for ten years and owned my own thing for about eight.

M8, read the comment again.

I'm saying some of these places might be better to live now, but Illinois in a few years could be the biggest financial disaster the country has ever seen and Trump hates Chicago so I doubt he'd help.

It's adorable when morons like you think deficit is good and surplus is bad.

That's the Paul Krugman argument, and he's not wrong . . . when we're talking (like he was) about nation-states. When you're talking about political subdivisions like US states, eh, not so much. It's a lot easier to move from California to Oregon in the face of rising taxes than it is to emigrate to an entirely different country.

I hear Detroit , Camden, flint and Memphis are just lovely

It's the cycle of things in America. Vote righty, little changes. Vote lefty, little changes. That's how I knew Hillary would lose; it's rare for the same party to be in charge after the second term.

Vote righty, little changes.

  • Korean war ends

  • Economic boom

  • Highest employment of blacks in 40 years

  • Drama through the roof

Pls go away

starts new war with Iran

faith in obligations ruined

lose role as world leader

has a president who said "Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us."

Moon Jae-in (centre-left) spear headed the recent peace, and the first three years of the current employment boom were under Obama.

If Obama has been as shitty a president as Trump said he was Trump wouldn't have had an awesome economy the moment he stepped in office. No person in history had been given more and earned less than Donald Trump.

awesome economy t

LOL

I love how "awesome economy" and "fucking babyboomers left us with nothing but debt" go together hand in hand.

There was no "awesome economy" there is only a fuckton of people whose unemployment benefits ran out and who now live under overpasses.

I live in a shitty blue state and the underpasses are vermin free except for Chicago of course but that's typical for dem cities.

korean war ends

That might be accurate. Shit that has to do with economics and employment has nothing to do with drumpft. It's like you guys seriously think he just came into office and pushed the "economy is good" button lmao

Rofl economic boom by what measure? You guys are so sad lol do you just go to daddy's bullet points on Twitter?

Economic boom

That's Barack's work.

Vote righty, little changes.

Korean war ends

Truman was pretty righty. Threatening striking railroad workers with the draft is nothing if not "righty."

A lot of people think guys like Harry "fuck the unions" Truman and John "fake missile gap" Kennedy were "lefties" because right wing corporations have spent billions to push these lies and Americans have no love of even their own history enough to actually go beyond the coloring book version.

He couldn't have done it wiggly the electoral college, which is affirmative action for shitty presidents.

More accurately, it's affirmative action for shitty states.

Align the crystals, gas the poors.

delet fazebook

hit the son

There are plenty of white Americans who will insure they live under a racist hick mayo no matter what they think, so there's really no need for a decision on their part. They are irrelevant.

gir, invader zim. Casey Anthony, homegirl drop it like the NASDAQ

I actually really like Donald Glover. But yeah he is definitely playing it up to the pasty white liberal crowd who hand him awards for acting thuggy.

Theres a lot of things I would call Glover, but thuggy isnt one of them.

Unless you just typo'ed there and meant to say 'black'

He's not, but the people handing him awards feel like it.

Are you and I using the same definition of thug?

Yeah, that bit legitimately is on point. The whole vague, wishy-washy "I wish you did it differently" shtick they adopt after that is really irritating tho. Like, you recognise that stuff is being created to satiate you, but you can't even say what it is you want.

The problem is that while Gambino is black, he is still a straight male, which makes him practically white in the wokeiverse.

Donald Glover: makes a universally acclaimed video about the media's complicity in normalising violence against black people.

It's actually really upsetting to all black people (expect all the black people who liked the video)

Azealia Banks: spends years cashing in on one song while voting Trump, bating Pakistani people by relishing in their death by drone strikes, taking a harsher stance than Trump on immigration, telling a black girl to bleach her skin to look prettier etc.

Go awf kween.

Azealia Banks is awesome because she legitimately does not give a fuck.

She gives a lot of fucks

She doesn't give a fuck about liberal taboos, that's for sure.

She also said another rapper boob's looked like balloon animals and got a song stolen from her by RuPaul and had drama with several queen, most notably, Shea Coulee. (I know you know these things Daddy Bird, I'm just listing these things for the ones who are ignorant)

I know you know these things Daddy Bird

I was getting ready to spank you for your insolence.

I don't understand how a tard as huge as Azaelia Banks could make 212. Then I remember that Kanye West exists.

#blackgirlmagic

media's complicity in normalising violence against black people

By black people.

Partially, yeah.

You can be assured a black woman wouldn’t be picked apart like this

Are you just going to forget about Beyonce and the million editorials on what "Lemonade" really means?

mostly fawning

In which wvery singe article loves the queen

The problem is that while Gambino is black, he is still a straight male, which makes him practically white in the wokeiverse

This, but unironically.

Yeah wokest shit I ever seen on normie Reddit. Feels good

this but unironically

How many of them are just mad that he married an white/light skinned woman?

All

They'll get mad soon that Childish has an Asian chick fetish once they learn more about him

Wasn't he the one who made jokes about dating the black women of every race? Filipinas, Armenians, etc?

Maybe, but he definitely doesn't have much of a history of dating full on black chicks

Probably has difficulty relating and being attracted to their physique at the same time.

That said my leftist leanings tell me I should support race leanings, but my more woke-insanity side tells me black men are only allowed to date non blacks after they all have bfs

Armenians

Wait, I thought the Irish were the blacks of Europe?

leprechans

Wait, leprechauns are the blacks of europe? I mean, good luck[fn] with that.

[FN] Sorry, did not mean to trigger any actual leprechauns who have been tormented by breakfast-cereal-obsessed human children...

Armenoids reside in West Asia/Middle East, btfo non geos

They already are. Check the sub's front page.

So easy to predict. They are literally caricatures of human beings

link the thread i couldnt find it

Exactly. Anyone looking to confront White treatment of Black lives would focus on them and minimally involve us, not invite them to bask in more of what they've been conditioned to consume.

This fatso needs to read how to win friends and influence people.

I like to avoid /r/blackladies.

Spending a day there would likely turn me into a nazi.

Spending a day there would likely turn me into a nazi.

So what would change ? đŸ€”

Ideologically? Nothing. But I do think Hitler was the worst thing to happen to White people ever so maybe they can somehow change that.

Just spend a few hours and become an ancap instead.

Roleplay subs aren't for me either.

You know what to do r/Drama.

Too little too late

Honestly reading their front page makes them seem bitter racist.

The thing is, a lot of black artists now are creating art for the "tastemakers" in society, the educated elite.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Childish Gambino.

He did work with Dan Harmon.

Don't forget "Bro Rape".

Shit this sub should make him their mascot.

"Did you pour Axe body spray on these dildoes?"

"Like a can and a half"

According to r/blackladies, Curtis Mayfield was a sellout.

Those bitches are really angry all the time.

u/hellomydoggo is 100% factually correct. unironically. this is america is watered down "woke" white person take on black culture. its an inch deep and doesnt go any deeper than "hood shit" so yuppies into hip hop can bob their head and be like "yeah shit hard out here for the blacks". whats a word for camo blackface?

I liked the parts where black people died though.

Playing ethnicky jazz

To parade your snazz

On your five-grand stereo

Braggin' that you know

How the niggers feel cold

And the slum's got so much soul

Sadly the commodification of ghetto life (and people like Biafra calling it out) is nothing new. All the "woke" people trying to justify the bad parts of living in the ghetto aren't doing anybody any favors. There's a lot of room for people who can criticize the glorification of violence and drugs in some corners of black culture without going full white supremacist. There's a reason nobody defends white trailer trash, and trashy black people shouldn't get a pass either.

You are a racist and fat

This is low effort even for you đŸ˜Ș

Username checks out lol

The irony of whitey telling blacks to keep their ghetto habits is astounding.

I think whitey is jealous of blacks because blacks have every reason to be depressed and shoot themselves, but it's the white male that sucks a pistol because his girlfriend cheated on him.

whats a word for camo blackface?

This is some next level woke racism

just doin my part

I think the song is dope but I’m a white dude who says “dope”, so...

My main point is that its being displayed in the first place. With the sheer amount of violent imagery surrounding black people online, how is this productive?

The woke thing to do is ignore violence against black people and pretend it doesn't exist.

I don't quite understand your rebuttals here. But I'll say this: I can critique someone's take on a serious issue without saying they shouldn't have a voice. This is the medium and the way he choice to speak on these problems in American society; I just happen to think it's a bit...played out.

What I would like to see is more conversation about how black people survive trauma. Dear White People season 2 explores this subtly, and I kinda liked it. I don't want to ruin the show for those who haven't watched - but the main character goes through some situations that I think a LOT of people who are emotionally invested in protesting have been through. Heck, black people in general.

I'm interested in seeing how black people process this trauma. I don't necessarily want to see violence inflicted upon white people, or any type of role-reversal. Americans are de-sensitized to violence in general, and I don't think taking a white person and putting them in the situations a black person would normally find themselves in is the way either.

Just some thoughts. I'm not an "artist" but I am a black person. So I should get a say in how I am represented, I think

Wall of text + 4 days ago = I'm not reading

even the way he rapped it. triplets and the sound of mumble rap.

Ah it's meant to be shit. Ok fair enough.

That sub is full on crazy.

I saw someone there comment yesterday that they should avoid Europe as it is unsafe for black women and vacation in Africa instead.

Do they think white Euros do anything besides borderline fetishize black women or is this lowkey blaming the muzzies?

Not so much black people as Americans, which is what African Americans will primarily be viewed as. Some parts of Europe can be pretty racist towards black people if they’re from like Somalia or something.

I don't know. Eastern Europe might be a bit sketchy for a black person. Not unsafe, but be prepared for an uncomfortable experience

Personally, I feel attacked - when we rob and beat american tourists, we're colorblind. In fact, we would beat a whitey more.

I can only hope they all get their wish. In Africa they'll be treated with equality. Malaria doesn't racially profile, neither do civil wars (except maybe for who gets raped and mutilated, and who just gets mutilated).

I don't really have anything to add I just want to say that Gambino is super hot

He looks a bit like a deranged hobo in that video but definitely good fitness inspiration.

deranged hobo

that's like, exactly my type

I recommend double-bagging it in your future endeavors then.

fitness inspiration

Never thought I'd see 'skinny fat' as a fitness goal.

he's got a weird looking nose

I knew it was blackladies before I clicked the link

The only thing those Nubian queens hate more than attractive white Beckys are black men who won't fuck them

Thats true though

As a Community fan I'm just annoyed that NBC canceled it when clearly 95% of America loved Donald Glover on it. The ratings must have been lit with as many fans as he's had for so long, apparently.

Now if they want to make a reunion episode, or a movie to give people closure, they'll need to pay him 100x times more than any other actor on the cast, since they all went to basically not do much.

Alison Brie is doing all right though.

They all have decent careers but mostly on the same scale as before Community (of course the show raised their profiles). But none of them even come close to Glover's rise to success. As a writer, actor and musician.

Only Chevy Chase kind of disappeared, but it's hard to say if he's semi retired by choice, or if he's finally managed to burn his last bridges.

From what I understand, he left in part because he was worried he might have been selling out himself and his blackness.

Really? He and abed and Chang we're the only actors on that show worth a damn. But they are selling out because they are great actors and comedians ??

...what?

I decided to play a drinking game where I read through that entire thread on r/Blackladies and took a shot every time the words "white people/person" came up. To be completely up front I am currently typing this comment from the afterlife as I have died due to alcohol poisoning. That is all.

He cute

I just learned that Donald Glover and Childish Gambino are the same person.

Well, I mean, there was this scene

Man that's a lot of words just to call him an uncle tom.

They call him Little Sambo at some point in another conversation.

Little Sambo

Childish Sambino

I don't think anyone but Trump can be dumb enough to be Kanye, beyond Kanye fans.

Everyone is white but me

He also played a black conservative on GIRLS. NSFL, trigger warning : Lena Dunham.

NSFL? Yikes!

Eye Bleach!

I am a robit.

Good bot. Not only a cute picture, but one I could jerk off to.

I think someone tagged this as NSFL! Yikes!

Eye Bleach!

I am a robit.

2 of the most important recent pieces of black media are this and fucking black panther, both funded, shot and produced by white men

how fucking pathetic

Do you mean the director hiro murai? Or one of the producers ibra ake...or the star in it...Glover...or the swedish born ludwig goransson?

Stop your fucking race baiting bullshit and be a man.

what about 1 black guy and a swede? huh?????

you mean the four most critical people to the video? 2 are black, 1 asian, 1 swedish guy... that does NOT fit your narrative.

so half of those guys are black?

what about the rest of the production staff?

if you put all the people that worked on the video in a group it would look like the crowd at a damn Lynard Skynard concert.

also, what an embarrassing post history, /r/depression and /r/overwatch? you're a damn caricature of an internet faggot

Ad-hominem is your strength... that sucks... means you don't really have anything else.