If r/drama was a humanoid

647  2018-05-10 by Strictlybutters

51 comments

Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand. src

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As a soyboy femboy bitchboy I don't see anything wrong with it.

As a feminist witch-bitch who enjoys soy products I love this

Show bussy

Join the drama discord and its in there.

I would think a homeless person would have more pressing concerns.

Theirs not to reason why,

Theirs but to drama and die.

In to the valley of soy,

Went the fine hobos,

When you can't afford a computer, might as well shitpost IRL.

L O N G B O I O N G B O I

Confirmed r/drama isn't humanoid but some kind of shitposting jellyfish.

This guy also has a sign that says "maybe dead millennials are the answer."

As a Gen Xer, with Gen Z kids... YAAAASSS QUEEEEN

Mayo redemption arc when?

Please God you're welcome to. I won't stop you.

I have no power over the local state criminal prosecution system after the fact, but fuck I promise to not press any charges.

Someone needs to tell this guy that that hat makes him look like a bottom.

>not "beta cuck bitches"

rightoids cant rhyme

the first and second lines should be swapped

This “Soyboy” meme is getting out of hand, and honestly, it’s just REALLY fucking ignorant. I have been lactose intolerant since I was a child. I literally shit myself in 2nd grade once. I grew up eating loads of Soy and rice based versions of dairy products, soy milk, soy ice cream, soy cheese, you fucking name it! My parents didn’t force them down my throat either. I LOVED the Soy foods immensely. I am currently Six Foot fucking Four. I have a massive fucking beard, and a decently sized 7 inch cock with visible veins. I am attending University, studying for a PhD in Math, any job I want, $300k+ starting fucking salary. Who is the SoyBoy now faggot?

7.0 inches = 17.8 centimetres.


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its not. he lies. 's pro'ly bigga

I actually saw prisoners on an episode of Lockup recently who were blaming soy for giving them bitchtits

Doc says they need to make an incision and drain the fluid, again.

You

I don't know why but I read this as 7 decently sized cocks. As a fellow lactose intolerance sufferer I wish I could gain this magic power.

Wait how is this not that fat "fuck white people" apparently genderless performance artist

That's a higher tier, the personification of the mod team

Braphog spotted

OUT! OUT! OUT!

Those buttons are trying their hardest

They are destined to inevitable and spectacular failure when they break loose from the restraints of mere cotton and they fly like bullets to hit a wall and then a coffee cup off the ricochet where they shall make a comic "PING" sound before spinning off to be lost forever...

blocks your path

stops, salutes, turns around and walks away

Literally impenetrable

oWo

get sword

use sword on Autsist

IIRC that individual is actually a man

Oh he certainly is, my favorite piece of his is him displaying all his grotesque naked fatness in a store display window

Dean Hutton, seems progressive at first glance, but the truth is xhe eats three black babies for breakfast a day. It's how xhe got that large.

white

people

pick one

oh gosh even the chair has the wrap on it

That guy gets his internet access from the public library.

Keeps himself one step ahead of the gay frog juice feds.

some drama unfolding on r/drama, I see

He looks like he's drunk, too. 😍

those pegs on that metal beam mean we can raise that sign higher

vanilla soy + breve lattes at starbucks between getting jizzed on by jewish and alt-right propaganda is called tuesdays on /r/SubredditDrama /r/subredditcancer and /r/AgainstHateSubreddits or whenever their secretive bilbenberg meetings happen

most of the faggots here are fine with homegrown bussy, but I want the bussy of every member of CringeAnarchy on a hammer or sickle or scytche being forcefed to every member of r/gamerghazi,

And it'll be televised for free, just like bernie sanders' execution.

you've thought this through quite thoroughly eh

nah i winged it

Does anyone else feel like this is actually a really short person standing on the shoulders of another really short person?

God I love this dude, he just hangs around the traffic circle and holds up awful signs. I honestly don't get what his fucking problem is, but he's like a really shitty landmark at this point.

He's got zero conviction though, I've never seen him out in a snowstorm

The sign or the dude holding the sign?