Simpleton in /r/politics claims to have immigrants and thinks there should be 0 legal immigration. When asked about their ancestors they claim they were "colonists" so it's different. Slapfight ensues, much fentanyl is consumed

22  2018-05-11 by JumbledFun

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Yah yah I misspelled hate, I'm retarded and you all already knew that

I was not aware that immigrants were only allowed to vote for democrats.

Speaking of simpletons in /r/politics

If they actually met immigrants irl, they know that's no where near the case, they're a lot of conservative immigrants, especially socially.

It’s a historical cultural trope that immigrant votes for Democrats.

In hierarchy of needs, a vulnerable person is easily convinced with sweet talk and delusional promise.

Add to that combustible aspect of recent immigrant quality and projections for offspring future and you get Democrats not needing to show for work at all.

This is true, however their hatred for degeneracy is outweighed by more gibs and a bigger govt

you are like the cal ripken of dumb bullshit

it's not the fact that you do it, because tons of people say dumb, wrong bullshit all the time. It's the unwavering consistency that makes it incredible

Really, look at the voting record of immigrants then come back to me. I'm other words where's the lie

I'm not arguing that immigrants vote left you mong, I'm arguing with the motivation

more gibs and a bigger govt

they don't care about living that sweet welfare life, or having more red tape to start a business. they only vote democrat bc half the right wants to send them back to Querétaro where they'll instantly be decapitated and buried in the desert by the cartels

I'm from south texas, I know a lot of immigrants my guy

We've got an expert he's from texas

Are you replacing u/pizzashill for most delusional poster.

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  • say something about bussy

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Really, I showed that immigrants vote democrat and they are significantly more likely to be on welfare, these are both objective facts, they are also socially far closer to republicans then democrats. I guess you being from Texas trump all this

I showed that immigrants vote democrat and they are significantly more likely to be on welfare

you sincerely can't grasp what part of your statement is wrong, and it would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

I'm not arguing that immigrants vote left you mong, I'm arguing with the motivation

What other motivation do legal immigrants have being more then half of them are on welfare. Let's see we a group that socially is far more conservative then average, don't care or hate lgbtq tend to dislike basketball Americans are religious yet vote Democrat. Looks like a pretty clear cut case of gibs to me. Next your going to tell me the difference in voting between single and married mothers isn't about gibs

What other motivation do legal immigrants have

congrats, you did it. i am being trolled and I am mad online.

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NOT RIGHT NOW OK

Your argument boils down to something not backed by anything other then your delusion and being from texas which is why I ignored it. Nobody is kicking out legal immigrants, no one has even mentioned that and more importantly it's unconstitutional. Are you confused about legal immigrants and illegal ones.

Nobody is kicking out legal immigrants

go to bing and and type in, "DACA dreamers donald trump"

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You do know that these people were here illegally and were given some legal protection by an executive order. Jesus Christ your dumber then pizzashill. I have some advice for you, if you're going to argue a point you should know a little bit about it

I'll take that advice into consideration. here's my advice for you: unironically keep yourself saf.

DACA arent legal immigrants you fucking moron.

Are you really going to say that the GOP don't want immigrants to get OUT OUT OUT? I mean for fucks sake that goon from the_doofus I linked to in this thread is saying how they want 0 immigration...

Jesus you got a td tard I've been btfo. Which republican platform consists of kicking out legal immigrants

It's not there yet but the way they talk about people from other countries sure speaks volumes and immigrants see this. Saying how they don't want more people shit hole countries, talking about banning immigration from traditionally muslim countries...have you had your head buried in the sand the last 10 years?

"there is none" followed by a bunch of rambling about how there will be one day or something. 10/10 great come back!

So the GOP doesn't frequently espouse anti immigrant rhetoric? That's not happening at all?

Real quick because now I'm just curious. What is the difference between legal immigration and illegal immigration in your own words?

When Trump said we didn't want anymore people comijng from those shithole countries, you really think he was referring to illegal immigrants?

Only citizens should vote. Citizens dont gett deorted

Yeah all those Catholic Mexicans with their machismo and hating of teh gayz and abortions

If fent was made legal, it would solve so many problems.

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Yeah, colonists are way better than immigrants. Colonists spread disease and were frequently criminals - or even worse - heretics that society literally did not want. Yeah, that's way better than immigrants.

Now show us on the doll where your "superior colonist" ancestors touched the small children.

You're talking about people who couldn't read or write. People who never invented anything as simple as the wheel.

It's okay to admit that the Colonists were just worse than the Colonizers

Yeah, that's way better than immigrants.

I don't think colonists are better, just different, and in some ways, more honest.

The ideal immigrant is the person who has every intention of assimilating into the parent culture. For a variety of reasons (volume, US culture and politics) it seems like recent waves of US immigrants are doing a poor job at assimilating. You see this reflected in groups like La Raza, hordes of people waving Mexican flags at leftist protests/riots, and high concentration of central american immigrants in specific areas of the country.

In this way, they are behaving more like colonists than immigrants. Naturally, conflict is inevitable between the colonizers and the parent culture (most leftist literature would agree with me here lol). As a member of the parent culture, I don't want that kind of conflict in my country. So I don't want anymore "immigrants".

I think that's pretty reasonable.

lol k. as we all know, previous generations of immigrants never had irish or italian flags or organizations or anything, they just woke up as murkans. And all of them were well educated and eager to integrate into the new society.

imagine being young enough on reddit but retarded enough to think the olden days were different.

After absorbing millions of European immigrants in the late 1800s/ early 1900s, the US essentially stopped all immigration for 40 years (1920s-1960s). 80 years later, those Irish and Italians were very well assimilated.

What is wrong with doing the same thing now?

Especially since our Constitution may have been influenced by the Iroquois Confederacy (a nation that existed for hundreds of years before European contact).

I love how this was an answer on Jeopardy last week so of course now all the enlightened gentle sirs on reddit have always known about it. Totes.

Psshhh I learned about the Iroquois Confederacy from my uber hip Steve Berry historical fiction thrillers. You're welcome

I learned about it from Civ V. Checkmate Dave Berry.

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Yes, we can see the remnants of this great nation in the infrastructure that they left behind. Tepees?

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WE WUZ COLONISTS

I'm famous. Also colonists are different from immigrants, any retard knows that.

Colonists move to an area in order to live according to their already existent culture/laws. Immigrants move to an area with the idea of assimilating to the culture that is already there.

How much fentanyl does your white trash family consume in a typical week?

There is no need to be upset

It's just a genuine question. I know you Cletus types love the stuff

That makes colonists sound worse tho