Autostraddle publishes article titled "How to Have Lesbian Sex With a Trans Woman".

53  2018-05-11 by itsnotmyfault

32 comments

Isn't this just hetero sex with a dude wearing makeup

Guys can be perfectly straight and wear makeup these days.

Well sorta except the dude probably talks in a nasally falsetto the whole time. Could be a fetish I guess.

Hotter than biogrills tbh

omg I can't believe you're using hate speech like this

Did you see the author?

"But you have to do it, otherwise you're a TERF!"

jesus, y'all got trans people on the mind today. Take a nap, you goofs.

Once you discover TERF drama, you also discover how incredibly regularly it happens and how incredibly vocal both sides are. It's hard to see other kind of drama once you uncover TERF drama's dazzling brilliance.

I definitely get it. It's like stumbling upon incel drama for the first time and realizing there's a drama goldmine.

Trans activists are annoying af. They'e so annoying I've started having sympathy with the Terfs.

Yeah they either don't understand or don't care how much harm they're doing to their own cause.

Joooooiin us

just the te. the rf can get bent.

TERFs are more respectable than gender feminists.

At least TERF ideology is internally consistent.

its almost as though theyre crazy and produce a lot of drama for some reason

y’all

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGGGGHHHHHHHH

I'm from Missouri, please don't hate my culture.

Any Reddit drama? Twitter drama is such a pita to consume.

Yeah, sure.

https://www.reddit.com/r/magicthecirclejerking/comments/8gznjh/dae_scoop_to_negate/dyjkojw/?context=3

Long story short: DesolatorMagic, a living meme, was trying to get some "good" gameplay videos for his channel and was sick of playing against "control" decks. Circlejerk thread mocks him for ragequitting in the screenshot, he responds with the above, sending the entire sub into overdrive circlejerking. So many posts on this topic on the front page of that sub.

other info: I've heard rumors that Desolator only plays against bots and cherry picks gameplay footage to make himself look good. Not sure about other youtube creators, but from his response to video to the circlejerk he basically completely confirms these rumors: https://www.reddit.com/r/magicthecirclejerking/comments/8ibjaz/d%C3%A6_d%C3%A6ddy_d%C3%A6solator_response_owo/ He also calls all of EU servers a bunch of retards and admits to getting someone mass-blocked for literally just playing the game.

Also, the "no control" and "no second sun" stipulations are retarded because you don't get to pick who/what you're playing against in the real world and need a plan for every type of deck.

He also criticizes the circlejerk sub, causing a widespread simultaneous orgasm: https://www.reddit.com/r/magicthecirclejerking/comments/8ic2i1/father_d%C3%A6solator_has_acknowledged_us/

Thank you my dude.

👌😩

I always have to remind myself that autostraddle is an online publication and not a sex toy

I don't understand why sexual has shit to do with gender identity. Sexuality is based on biological sex. Nothing wrong with being gay or bi. Own that shit.

Some trans women are using "social justice" to gaslight insecure teenagers into pity sex.

Are transwomen the ones that chopped off their dicks or the ones that want new ones?

first one

I guess at least we know the answer to the question of "Who is higher on the progressive totem pole. Gay or transgender people"

... no we don't because we're talking about gay transgender people being higher on the pole than just gay people.

Unless I'm missing something.

Every day we stray further from Allah's grace.

its just a full page 100 point font with DONT

Some lesbian, bisexual and queer women have penises.

These tips focus on sex with hands and mouths, since personally PIV sex is much harder on my dysphoria.

The default model of pleasuring a penis also assumes that the penis is hard. Many trans women on hormones don’t get as hard as they did before hormones, or don’t get hard at all. But sex is so much more than a hard penis, and soft penises are sexy.

If your partner is a trans woman, one way to start is to cup her whole penis and scrotum in your hand and massage them like you would a vulva.

Like with handsex, oral sex on a trans woman’s penis looks different from oral sex on a cis penis.

God trembles in fear of man, his worst creation.

aka regular sex with a man