Pibbles lover makes up story about murderer dog definitely not using cat hair as dental floss, gets really defensive when his imaginary self is still called a retard

10  2018-05-12 by ItsSugar

8 comments

Yeah as we all know dogs that are stressed out and backed into a corner will never lash out aggressively, especially not the breed of peace.

especially when it's a fucking rescue dog that was abused since birth. What the actual fuck is wrong with pit bull people?

Fetal alcohol syndrome

And too much mayo

pitbull owners probably eat miracle whip

Pit bull people are just shitty people who want a dog but can't afford a dog. If you want a lab, retriever, or really any known family dog that costs money, sometimes a lot of it. Pit bulls are free. Why get a beagle when you can get pibbles for free?

Pitbulls are one of the most dangerous dog breeds.

Bullshit.

In the 70's, they blamed Dobermans.

In the 80's, they blamed German Shepards.

In the 90's, they blamed Rottweilers.

Now, they blame Pitbulls.

The problem is not the dog breed, it's the way the owner treats them.

u/chaoswolf1982

So I guess statistics lie or are all Pitbull owners inherently trashy?

The problem is not the dog breed, it's the way the owner treats them.

So how many people have been mauled by pugs?

In the 70's, they blamed Dobermans. In the 80's, they blamed German Shepards. In the 90's, they blamed Rottweilers.

Those dogs are dangerous too, but at least they're intelligent and can be trained to ignore their prey drives somewhat.

The same can't be said for pitbulls.

So I guess statistics lie

You didn't show any statistics.

are Pitbull owners inherently trashy?

Yes.

Dude you are confusing my quote of that guy with what I said.

ni🅱️🅱️a just add an ">" before each line so the whole thing is quoted

Honestly, there seems to be this concerted effort on Reddit to try and make it out like pit bulls aren't a trash breed.

Even the name 'pibble' tries to remove their violent history.

Pibbles. I love 'em.

'Pibbles' is ironic FYI.