I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.
The holocaust happened, but it missed a retard. I'm not officially allowed to tell you to kill yourself in any way, shape or form, but have you ever eaten a bagel in the bath tub straight out of the toaster?
Moldova is robbed every year. They're consistently the most fun and entertaining act and get screwed time and time again in favor of some shitty ballad or temporal act. Eurovision will never be good until it recognizes Moldova's rightful place as its ruler.
Should have kicked him in the nuts, then while he lied on the ground crying picked the mic up and kept singing with all her heart. The crowd would just die.
Annual contest, each member of the European Broadcast Union (completely different thing to the EU, they share satellites and shit - this is why countries like Israel are in) puts in an entry. On final night (tonight) each countries songs are played live, everyone in Europe can then vote for their favourite entry. These votes, along with points from each countryβs jury, score each song and a winner is decided.
Sounds cool but Eurovision is very niche and is very much hated by 80% of Europeans. Main fan base is teenage girls and gay men. The songs chose are camp and often political, the winners are often the weirdest and craziest act regardless of merit. This results in some crazy winners.
Nah, it's all about <4 min pop songs with either mass or camp appeal. Most people just watch for the so-bad-it's-good factor and the absolutely ridiculous shit some countries come out with. Can be good fun.
After 40 something years the only legendary act to come out of Eurovision is ABBA, which should tell you enough.
death metal is fucking garbage, and the sooner you fucks realize that screaming hebrew into a mic in front of screaching noise is for the birds is the sooner we'll all be happier.
There's your problem. The reason they won was because metalheads of Europe saw an actual metal band on stage and voted for them. The singer was right when he said it was a win for rock music. So of course the next year a lot of contests wore wacky costumes, because nobody understood why that noise won. Still don't.
if there is teenage girl or gay son in the house - its being watched on TV. Its once a year so the rest of the household usually goes out or does something else until itss over.
That's a very simplistic view cause you can also make the opposite claim: watch parties share 1 TV where as if everyone would be sitting at home they would all watch seperately.
To give you some numbers: last year for example the finale drew 4.3 mil viewers in the Netherlands (which is huge for a country with 17million inhabitants) and became the best watched program of the year. It's also a yearly popular program in countries of the Nordics.
With streaming being increasingly popular medium to watch TV shows the amount of viewers are still big. Their market share last year was overal 36,2% for youngsters between 15 and 24 it was indeed higher with 42,9%. This year I expect a dip as Russia was not participating in the final and streaming picking up more viewers as well.
Families or parties with friends watch that stuff too what kind of warped idea do you have. It's like a sporting event, get some wine, snacks and your entertainment is set for the night.
Not like 1 in 4 are gay in the Netherlands but I see the statistics went right over your head anyway.
So if watchparties are gay, that means America is even gayer with all their superbowl ans sports watchparties. It doesn't surpise me though. Men watching other men fondling big balls and humping against each other.
Nah man, you gotta link the original Epic Sax Guy (edited so his segment repeats for way longer than it actually did... he normally played his stanzas or something like two times).
For some reason I missed it this year, but I love Eurovision. It's extravagant, loud, trashy and horrible and it makes for QUALITY drama. Us yuros usually don't admit it to outsiders like burgers (to appear stronger), but we really do hate each other. It's always a salt fest when the voting comes around, because there's some countries that ALWAYS vote for each other for political reasons, regardless of the act. And a real staple is the fucking French correspondent who's THE ONLY ONE SPEAKING FRENCH INSTEAD OF ENGLISH, FUCKING FRENCH. The last time my country won, we sent a bearded tranny. Come to think of it, this entire show is exactly what (((they))) want, so no surprises the jewcken won this one.
+5 - Please tell there has been some rapping in past Eurovision awards. There has been some rapping in past Eurovision awards. Also, Australia is now a regular participant for some reason. Other highlights include Ukrainian space trannies, Polish hot...
+1 - Nah man, you gotta link the original Epic Sax Guy (edited so his segment repeats for way longer than it actually did... he normally played his stanzas or something like two times).
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-05-12
I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.
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1 Assymptotic 2018-05-12
Snappy, you let us down. You have the perfect quote for this occasion. π©
1 MarlaMaplesIsMyWaifu 2018-05-12
I'm not your toy, you stupid goy.
1 ragazzo_soup 2018-05-12
This song was our revenge for the holocaust.
1 moudougou 2018-05-12
that's harsh
1 zenicaone 2018-05-12
revenge for what?
1 911roofer 2018-05-12
The holocaust happened, but it missed a retard. I'm not officially allowed to tell you to kill yourself in any way, shape or form, but have you ever eaten a bagel in the bath tub straight out of the toaster?
1 zenicaone 2018-05-12
is that holo thing something about bagels?
1 Psyman2 2018-05-12
Bagels never happened.
1 MooseHeckler 2018-05-12
We can't let (((them))) win.
1 SeaHalf 2018-05-12
r/europe on suicide watch too
https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/8izivn/congratulation_to_the_2018_eurovision_song_contest/
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-05-12
Are we sure it's not a tranny
1 SpotNL 2018-05-12
That's old hat
1 Leitos 2018-05-12
Okay, but to be fair, that is one objectively terrible song. I've heard better nasheeds.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-05-12
Eurovision recompense the worst song in the contest, so it's working as intended.
1 Leitos 2018-05-12
Just checked and Moldova got 22nd of 25 despite giving us Epic Sax Guy. Confirmed order is reversed.
1 Scramble187 2018-05-12
Zdob Si Zdub was robbed a few years back. Moldova needs a nuclear program.
1 Leitos 2018-05-12
That might unironically be worse than chicken lady. Confirmed they should have won.
1 snallygaster 2018-05-12
Moldova is robbed every year. They're consistently the most fun and entertaining act and get screwed time and time again in favor of some shitty ballad or temporal act. Eurovision will never be good until it recognizes Moldova's rightful place as its ruler.
1 MarlaMaplesIsMyWaifu 2018-05-12
The Romanians got robbed last year because people couldn't handle the yodel.
1 waitforitalex 2018-05-12
We were robbed worse in 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV3xp5ZXSYA
1 moudougou 2018-05-12
I'm not convinced that Moldova is a real country.
1 sevgee 2018-05-12
It isn't tbh
1 cultish_alibi 2018-05-12
Yes, you are correct, this should be the winning Eurovision song every year.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-05-12
Estonia should win every contest of any kind every year.
1 wisty 2018-05-12
Has anyone told Moldova the 80s have ended?
1 loli_esports 2018-05-12
trap nasheed is an under appreciated genre
1 shallowm 2018-05-12
Press F for /r/DankestNasheeds
1 cimarafa 2018-05-12
why did it get deleted?
1 krutopatkin 2018-05-12
Terror propaganda prolly
1 nanonan 2018-05-12
So exacly like every other Eurovision winner since ABBA.
1 MarlaMaplesIsMyWaifu 2018-05-12
The whole point of Eurovision is these weird songs. Serious singing in Eurovision is more cancer than serious posting in /r/drama.
1 Velixis 2018-05-12
r/europe too.
1 headasplodes 2018-05-12
Holy shit it's terrible. And that woman is the epitome of fat bitch who thinks she's hot shit.
also some autist stole the mic during the uk performance and said "murdering nazis of the uk media we demand freedom war is not peace"
1 OniTan 2018-05-12
The audience continues to cheer as the track plays without her.
1 headasplodes 2018-05-12
I think it was backing vocals
1 OniTan 2018-05-12
No, she's clearly the Jewish Milli Vanilli!
1 rent_is_high 2018-05-12
Those were backing vocals, you can tell b/c they're quieter than mic output and def meant to add a vibrato effect
1 DuBBle 2018-05-12
Haha vibrato effect.
1 Swingfire 2018-05-12
I guess he's back to pedaling now
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-05-12
I didn't read your whole comment and then watched the video. I was scratching my head because she didn't look very fat to me.
1 Fnhatic 2018-05-12
https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/12/entertainment/eurovision-winner-israel-netta-barzilai/index.html
1 OniTan 2018-05-12
Is that the same girl? If so she looks like she got a sex change.
1 PowerOfJerkoffMagic 2018-05-12
Should have kicked him in the nuts, then while he lied on the ground crying picked the mic up and kept singing with all her heart. The crowd would just die.
1 PM-ME-UR-PICKELHAUBE 2018-05-12
It was over when the fat lady sang
1 LampRapist 2018-05-12
lol
1 Thulean-Dragon 2018-05-12
Heh
1 Wegwerf540 2018-05-12
This is the best fucking day
1 LadyVetinari 2018-05-12
Can a yuro give amerifats a quick rundown on the Eurovision song contest (is it like American idol? why is Israel in it? Does Russia particpate?)
Thank you in advance
1 73696D756C6174696F6E 2018-05-12
Plow some bussy and you'll find out soon enough.
1 BATTLESTAR_AUTISTICA 2018-05-12
Annual contest, each member of the European Broadcast Union (completely different thing to the EU, they share satellites and shit - this is why countries like Israel are in) puts in an entry. On final night (tonight) each countries songs are played live, everyone in Europe can then vote for their favourite entry. These votes, along with points from each countryβs jury, score each song and a winner is decided.
Sounds cool but Eurovision is very niche and is very much hated by 80% of Europeans. Main fan base is teenage girls and gay men. The songs chose are camp and often political, the winners are often the weirdest and craziest act regardless of merit. This results in some crazy winners.
1 hobocactus 2018-05-12
The winner is basically whichever song people can still remember after 2 hours of mostly bland disco/power ballad shit.
1 bobbybonnadouchey 2018-05-12
So no good Swedish melodic death metal and such?
Eurovision sucks.
1 hobocactus 2018-05-12
Nah, it's all about <4 min pop songs with either mass or camp appeal. Most people just watch for the so-bad-it's-good factor and the absolutely ridiculous shit some countries come out with. Can be good fun.
After 40 something years the only legendary act to come out of Eurovision is ABBA, which should tell you enough.
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-05-12
but i unironically like abba
1 Yiin 2018-05-12
It's a good thing he wasn't dissing ABBA then. Also, have a cover of an ABBA song. https://youtube.com/watch?v=wNNdarr_RpA
1 KarstaaMauka 2018-05-12
A stopped clock is right twice a day...
1 hobocactus 2018-05-12
Abba is good for sure. They won the contest with Waterloo, still a complete banger. But that was like 40 years ago.
1 ikitomi 2018-05-12
Moskau is still a pretty famous song, but it's too bad the band never did anything else of note besides slowly die to std's.
1 Invalid_Target 2018-05-12
death metal is fucking garbage, and the sooner you fucks realize that screaming hebrew into a mic in front of screaching noise is for the birds is the sooner we'll all be happier.
1 bobbybonnadouchey 2018-05-12
wut
1 Invalid_Target 2018-05-12
all throaty gargley phlemy screaming...
sounds like hebrew to me dude...
1 MarioThePumer 2018-05-12
....Is that how Hebrew sounds to yβall?
1 Invalid_Target 2018-05-12
the nose connects to the throat, so, kinda?
1 SuperObviousShill 2018-05-12
Death metal gave us one of the greatest anti porn activists of all time; oldschool runescape varg vikernes.
1 parapaparapa 2018-05-12
You mean black metal
1 SuperObviousShill 2018-05-12
Literally exactly the same thing.
1 xjapxn 2018-05-12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHuqcVAaIN8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNNQXdfxNsk
you're right no difference at all
1 SuperObviousShill 2018-05-12
Wow you need to stop injecting fluoride, your autism is beginning to overwhelm you.
1 siskonaut 2018-05-12
Vargs would stab you in the face for that.
1 SuperObviousShill 2018-05-12
No he would just make a passive aggressive youtube video about it. He doesn't want to go back to jail.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-12
doom metal master race.
1 zenicaone 2018-05-12
One year some Finish metal band won and it was big deal, because its usually about dancy pop songs.
1 hobocactus 2018-05-12
Lordi was hilarious and actually quite catchy, I'll give them that. And the outrage over a novelty act winning was just as funny as it is now.
1 zenicaone 2018-05-12
there is nothing "novel" about this years song.
its just over the top shitty song.
1 satanismyhomeboy 2018-05-12
>novelty act
There's your problem. The reason they won was because metalheads of Europe saw an actual metal band on stage and voted for them. The singer was right when he said it was a win for rock music. So of course the next year a lot of contests wore wacky costumes, because nobody understood why that noise won. Still don't.
1 zerton 2018-05-12
Actually a Finnish metal band won in 2006. I just looked it up.
1 nanonan 2018-05-12
A finnish band won with some tame metal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU
1 Awayfone 2018-05-12
If that was true Would had won a couple years ago. One of the judges called it s "soft porn" .
1 Kumdogmillionaire 2018-05-12
It doesn't sound cool, it sounds faggy as shit
1 moudougou 2018-05-12
what's the difference?
1 Sarnecka 2018-05-12
200 million viewers is not very niche.
1 zenicaone 2018-05-12
if there is teenage girl or gay son in the house - its being watched on TV. Its once a year so the rest of the household usually goes out or does something else until itss over.
1 Sarnecka 2018-05-12
That's a very simplistic view cause you can also make the opposite claim: watch parties share 1 TV where as if everyone would be sitting at home they would all watch seperately.
To give you some numbers: last year for example the finale drew 4.3 mil viewers in the Netherlands (which is huge for a country with 17million inhabitants) and became the best watched program of the year. It's also a yearly popular program in countries of the Nordics.
With streaming being increasingly popular medium to watch TV shows the amount of viewers are still big. Their market share last year was overal 36,2% for youngsters between 15 and 24 it was indeed higher with 42,9%. This year I expect a dip as Russia was not participating in the final and streaming picking up more viewers as well.
1 zenicaone 2018-05-12
watch parties for Eurovision?
wow I knew dutch are gay, but I never thought you were old faggs too.
1 Sarnecka 2018-05-12
Excuse you?
Families or parties with friends watch that stuff too what kind of warped idea do you have. It's like a sporting event, get some wine, snacks and your entertainment is set for the night.
Not like 1 in 4 are gay in the Netherlands but I see the statistics went right over your head anyway.
1 zenicaone 2018-05-12
k, fabulous.
1 Awayfone 2018-05-12
1 CoSonfused 2018-05-12
So if watchparties are gay, that means America is even gayer with all their superbowl ans sports watchparties. It doesn't surpise me though. Men watching other men fondling big balls and humping against each other.
1 zenicaone 2018-05-12
"watch parties for Eurovision" are gay
1 zerton 2018-05-12
Didn't a metal band that looks like Gwar win it a few years ago? I don't think it's just teens / gay guys.
1 LadyVetinari 2018-05-12
This sounds so fucking GOOD. We absolutely need this in the states, maybe each state could enter.
1 ChaddingTater 2018-05-12
Haven't you ameriblimps appropriated us enough ππ€π‘
1 LadyVetinari 2018-05-12
We'll trade you the song awards for child beauty pageants
1 ChaddingTater 2018-05-12
Lol you're just salty that you lost to Makayla π
1 LadyVetinari 2018-05-12
I wont say I don't know where that bitch lives, idk
1 sevgee 2018-05-12
There has been some rapping in past Eurovision awards.
Also, Australia is now a regular participant for some reason.
Other highlights include Ukrainian space trannies, Polish hotties seductively churning butter on stage, Russian babushkas, Epic Sax Guy and an Austrian bearded lady who won in 2014.
1 LadyVetinari 2018-05-12
Thank you so much for these
1 Leitos 2018-05-12
Nah man, you gotta link the original Epic Sax Guy (edited so his segment repeats for way longer than it actually did... he normally played his stanzas or something like two times).
1 sevgee 2018-05-12
I know, I couldn't find another version of the yodel rap shit
1 whaleye 2018-05-12
So Israleis aren't even allowed to vote in it? Only Europeans?
1 zenicaone 2018-05-12
all countries that compete also can vote
1 Mamalgam 2018-05-12
For some reason I missed it this year, but I love Eurovision. It's extravagant, loud, trashy and horrible and it makes for QUALITY drama. Us yuros usually don't admit it to outsiders like burgers (to appear stronger), but we really do hate each other. It's always a salt fest when the voting comes around, because there's some countries that ALWAYS vote for each other for political reasons, regardless of the act. And a real staple is the fucking French correspondent who's THE ONLY ONE SPEAKING FRENCH INSTEAD OF ENGLISH, FUCKING FRENCH. The last time my country won, we sent a bearded tranny. Come to think of it, this entire show is exactly what (((they))) want, so no surprises the jewcken won this one.
1 Scramble187 2018-05-12
Donβt forget Australia competes too
1 NeoModerateOne 2018-05-12
That is why the bearded lady won a few years back.
1 newcomer_ts 2018-05-12
Socialized gathering of everyone's a winner generation doing the best they can do outdo each other in socially progressive attitudes and messaging.
Original Euro-trash.
1 LadyVetinari 2018-05-12
I want to watch just for the outfits tbh
1 AdeptHoneyBadger 2018-05-12
Anyone who watches that retardation should be castrated.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-05-12
Imagine still watching/caring at all about degenerate reality tv.
1 high_side 2018-05-12
Imagine saying this unironically on /r/drama.
1 AdeptHoneyBadger 2018-05-12
Anyone who watches that puddle should be castrated.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-05-12
We sent the bottom of the barrel and still won
ππππππππππππππππ
1 ChaddingTater 2018-05-12
This won't go unansweed shylock
Gibs arms to Hamas
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-05-12
We're coming for ur yurovision record, Mick!
1 ChaddingTater 2018-05-12
https://i.imgur.com/xOaI6iR.jpg
1 high_side 2018-05-12
Suspicious...
1 moudougou 2018-05-12
hey be nice with your sister
1 zenicaone 2018-05-12
how many shekels were dropped on this PR move?
you could at least send some half decent looking human being, not to make it so obvious.
1 Shoshke 2018-05-12
riiiiiiight, Israel also bought all the views on youtube....
1 siskonaut 2018-05-12
>implying they werent
Don't worry Moshe we got a good deal for it.
1 zenicaone 2018-05-12
you can pump up the views on youtube by bots and you can kill on televoting by very simple operations.
its not exactly rocket science.
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-05-12
wtf i love iran now
1 TrannyPornO 2018-05-12
We literally can't lose.
1 cimarafa 2018-05-12
Reminds me of when the news of Bibiβs deal to resettle 16,000 refugees in the West was announced and everyone on the r/Israel discord was on /pol/
> βyou will not replace usβ
> gets replaced
1 casprus 2018-05-12
(rubs your cut cock as big as my arm)
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-12
/u/captainpriapism /u/leftist_Degenerate
1 newcomer_ts 2018-05-12
KFC Israel
Without shame, this has got to be the highest peak of degeneracy of popular culture in the world.
Can't wait for tickets to Mars...
1 high_side 2018-05-12
Where is the drama? It's like /r/european doesn't even watch.
1 MERCYLOVER163 2018-05-12
How retarded must you be to be European in 2018?
1 YoMothaFlippin 2018-05-12
A trash song winning the Eurovision?!
What is this? The regular timeline?!
1 nanonan 2018-05-12
They are busy complaining about her cultural appropriation, so I think we are still on the alternative timeline.
1 watermark02 2018-05-12
Obesity is a critical part of American culture.
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2018-05-12
ya being obese in Israel is like being thin in Alabama
1 michgot 2018-05-12
Are we back?
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1 Fnhatic 2018-05-12
This is what she did when she won.
This is /r/cringe material.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-05-12
It's terrible and without any redeeming quality, but that just means it's on the same level as the typical popshit that hits it big in 'murica, i.e.:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGk5fR-t5AU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bESGLojNYSo
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1 celocanth13 2018-05-12
Wow, thats like a graveyard of long dead pop songs.
1 watermark02 2018-05-12
I cried.
1 dawnbandit 2018-05-12
Did she seriously say "motherfucking"? Not that I have a problem, but it's kinda classless, so I guess it's just like Eurovision.
1 geraldo42 2018-05-12
That's better than anything else I've seen of Eurovision.
1 bubblegod101 2018-05-12
Imagine caring about this LOL
1 Awayfone 2018-05-12
The true drama is that next year Eurovision will be in Jerusalem
1 zergling_Lester 2018-05-12
ΧΧ©Χ Χ ΧΧΧΧ ΧΧΧ¨ΧΧ©ΧΧΧβ
1 fuck_la_drogue 2018-05-12
Such eu thing to do luls have ur countries sing against each other lols all it dud is give us the epic sax guy but now who the fuck cares
1 Radical_Posture 2018-05-12
It's not the worst thing they've had on Eurovision...
1 ErictheRedding 2018-05-12
r/drama seems more triggered that r/eurovision.
1 fernguts 2018-05-12
She's Israeli? I would have guessed Chinese. All that fat makes her eyes look narrow, not to mention the costume and hairstyle.