You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board

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What the hell is aliveness?

Also:

Solid evidence costs money. At that point we're no longer discussing; I'm educating you. Call me egotistical I don't care my time is worth $

We need this guy here.

Iive sparring. Aka full contact.

mostly it is intensive dude on dude touching.

TO. MANY. WORDS. Can't read that mcuh drunk, make short plz.

Guy thinks training to fight good, other guy thinks training to fight good, but not good enough.

It’s hard to believe that anyone could make the idea of two guys beating the shit out of each other so tedious

Is it enough to chop boards and kick the flame off of candles or should you also actually practice fighting someone who wants to beat you at fighting? Much debate ensues between HS wrasslers and weeaboos.

Basically if someone who is skilled at your school of fighting would get smashed to pieces in an MMA fight against someone who is OK at one of the better MMA styles (boxing, wrestling, bjj, muay thai) then your school of fighting is really shit.

Basically it's a dig at Taekwondo, Akido, and other schools that are based on stupid shit like babysitting 12 year old "blackbelts" or qi fighting.

TMA forums are filled to the brim with "my art is 2deadly4u" mouthbreathers. The biggest morons are the ones that go on about how cage fighting have rules that don't simulate a real world scenario while ignoring the host of unwritten rules they train in their magick chi blast meme art.

That's the gist.

No, MMA won't be the perfect test of a street fight with no rules or gloves. It's not testing weapons or multiple opponents. But if the 2deadly4u chi blasts can't even take down a mediocre kickboxer it's probably a really shit martial art.

Another thing they do is claim that the reason why their practioners get owned in fights is because the sooper sekrit death moves are only taught to the masters with decades of training.

Um, some of these "sooper sekrit death moves" work. But generally they're in otherwise well-respected schools (e.g. traditional ju jitsu). And the ones that work aren't that secret, they're mostly throat, kidney, or testicle strikes.

I'm not saying there aren't deadly moves, I'm just saying the deadly moves out there aren't hidden in secrecy.

The krav maga, hapkido, djin ryu getzu weebs on /r/martialarts are some of the soyest fucks alive.

Wing Chun is the only valid fighting style. Fite me IRL on a bamboo sapling.

Sorry, I don't fight retards.

Pathetic. Wing Chun has many retard hitting techniques.

So hit yourself.

I hit myself on your momma's face

I don't know what's going on but I love the debate

Haha, I was trying to drunk shitpost about Kung fu but this guy isn't having it so I told him I put my dick on his moms face, which might not even be true! I mean I've dickslapped a lot of prostitutes, but I haven't dickslapped them all. So you just can't be sure I got to plop the ol brand on whichever whore is his actual mom.

You wouldn't be talking to me like this if you saw my kunai collection.

The kunai is the incel shuriken

You can't stick a shuriken up your bussy tho.

Yeah I stopped posting there when I had mentioned an aside an expert had said about axe kicks and was savagely downvoted. There are weebs in that place.

Were they kung-fu fighting?
Were those cats fast as lightning?

In fact it was a little bit frightening.

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