The absolute state of r/politics

99  2018-05-14 by abraham_pimpin

111 comments

This is why we need mayocide.

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Goddamned Snappy depriving us of our easy karma.

S E N T I E N T

He's literally a textbook fascist that opposes term limits and idolises fascist dictators you fucking autist.

no u

That is the greatest thing ever. You have singularly made /r/Drama great again!

This is the other greatest thing ever. I would gild you if I wasn't too cheap to send money.

Hello!

damn you got me there

that opposes term limits

Citation needed

compliments dictators

Did you accuse Obama of the same thing when he negotiated with political leaders who did shady shit? It's called diplomacy dipshit.

I think you'll find Trump is actually a Radical Centrist https://imgur.com/PH3lcUG

1990s radical

thx daddy

A couple of days ago Iran threatened to out the liberals that took bribes to push through their nuclear deal under Obama, look forward to your liberal saints being dragged even further into filth.

She/he is almost as retarded as /r/politics.

I called shenanigans on this, too, in Iran’s last ditch effort to save the deal. But kinda hypocritical considering Obama and friends took the word of the Ayatollah, too.

Obama and friends took the word of the Ayatollah, too

Literally proof that Obama is Muslim.

Indeed the Ayatollah can be trusted, which is why the Nuclear Iran deal must stay

imagine being this retarded ^

allahu akbar my brother alalalalalaa

Good thing he's too stupid to get anything done then. He's like the least threatening president we have ever had.

His tweets are always a real gas, though!

America didn't even have term limits until 1951.

Just another reason why america is a third world shithole :^)

We did. It was just considered an unofficial understanding.

I thought it was because most presidents were too exhausted for a third term so it was just super rare.

Ah well, that's what you get when you skim Wikipedia.

opposes term limits and compliments dictators

Are you honestly so ignorant that you think this is what fascism means?

enlighten me

Yes, he is.

TEXT-FUCKING-BOOK

Your mom is a fistist.

When you construct a whole conspiracy theory just so people won't call out Godwin's law against you.

The Post never ran my letter to the editor detailing how Obongo was really a Muslim. I even had the picture of him dressed in Islamic garb.

You can't say something like that without sharing it around

They need to make up their minds on whether he's an idiot or he's a genius masterminding a fascist takeover of america

they did - talking point is "one does not exclude the other"

basically he is retard-genius, or whatever that means.

All ideologies simultaneously imagine the Other as both pathetic and threatening.

you mean something like armed incels?

Like inferior jewish overlords.

I think this is more human, but just a good example as any. But with Jews it usually goes hand in hand with Asians. Smart, industrious, shrewd with money unless it's banking and not theirs,(usury) But Jews keep their Martial arts a little more on the DL. Though the Media being insanely represented by Jews is unequivocally a fact. we should see atleast twice as many asians if "Diversity" is the new thing

Same with Arabs and Africans, They can find anything about a race to make fun of the one, and when they're both cabbies watch out.

Isn't the correct word savant?

Trump is a fascist savant.

big if true!

idiot savant is what you're looking for or close enough anyways.

VERY STABLE GENIUS

WHAT MAGIC WAND DOES HE HAVE?

Hitachi.

If-if-if-if Okie Doke!

or whatever that means

And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed

Just to get it all out what's in my head

he's a fascist Mr. magoo

You dont need to be a genius to be able to be a populist authoritarian, hitler, Duterte etc they all believed / did some incredibly stupid shit on multiple occasions and have nonsensical policy decisions.

being a massive angry little manlet

Hitler was 5'9", which was slightly above average in Germany at the time as well as being taller then Churchill, Mussolini, and Stalin.

churchill was part goblin like flitwick, stalin was literal peasant and mussolini was italian whats your point?

Usually for someone to be a manlet they have to be at least below average in height.

yet hitler still manages it, its impressive.

"Churchill was part goblin like Flitwick"

I like how that one is casually tossed in there

Usually for someone to be a manlet they have to be at least below average in height.

Italy's king was 5 foot nothing, he was so short he had to carry a child sized sword because an actual military one would drag on the ground as he walked.

I can see why they switched to fascism then got rid of the monarchy altogether with that national embarrassment walking around.

Churchill, Mussolini and Stalin weren't manlets of the mind though, that's the difference

user reports:
1: This guy is a manlet. Ban him.

Nah.

boo

/v/ is a manlet confirmed

d-delete this

He was a manlet-kin.

You don’t need to be a genius to lose an election against Donald Trump- but it helps!

You just have to be Establierrly Establishton during a massive amount of anti-establishment populism, not saying Donald Trump wasnt establishment people just thought he wasnt.

But she has a vagina how more anti-establishment can you get? REEEEE

Maybe he was Wrasslin' or TeeVee establishment, but he certainly wasn't political establishment.

he was on fox news, knew the clintons, friends with roger stone etc just because he didnt have a job in DC didnt mean he wasnt establishment.

Come on. He was a joke outsider to the actual political establishment. That's why he had no qualms heartlessly insulting every single one of the Republican losers in the primaries, and wasn't concerned with prolapsing what was left of Rodom's windsock of a chance at the Presidentcy...he was an outsider.

HE is an idiot, the people pulling his strings are not

fox news folks are dumb as fuck, but roger ailes was fucking smart as hell. Evil, and a rapist, yes, but smart.

The only idiots here are the ones downvoting you. Lolcows must be tended and cared for, after all.

you dont need a "takeover" when the country is already fascist silly

AND THATS WHY WE BASH THE GASH, RIGHT BROCHACHO?

They keep saying he's a incompetent wannabe fascist, for some reason. It's like, everything points that he's not, but they want to call him a dictator so bad, they're say "he's just reaaaally bad at it, but he's totes a fash, believe me.".

/r/politics posters elude me, truly.

How does everything point to him not being a wannabe fascist? He praises dictators, he demands loyalty to him above all else, and tries to fire people who are investigating him for wrongdoing.

You can be an idiot and a fascist. Look at Mussolini.

Mussolini made the trains run on time. Considering he did this with a workforce of Old World Italians in the middle of the last century that's like the second coming of Da Vinci.

He did not make the trains run on time, that’s just a myth

If you don't get outta here with yer "facts" it's gonna be time to run a train on you.

Of course, that's probably what you really want, isn't it?

He's definitely a retard who likes the idea of fascism anything that benefits his fat ass.

What a bunch of drama queens lmao

What a bunch of drama queens lmao

i believe that's us

We only pretend to be retarded. /r/politics has embraced cognitive impairment and raised it to a form of performance art.

We only pretend to be retarded

okay.jif

You calling me a fag?

at this point that sub is just bots talking to shills and occasional lost soul.

and shitposting trolls like myself.

i used to post there a shit ton during the election to push back against bernie-bro nonsense (i supported kkklinton), but apparently now i'm not left wing enough to post there

It’s not even about being left wing anymore it’s about being 100% in lock step with the dems. Any dissenting opinion or greenwald style liberalism is immediately downvoted.

Hell half the time Snowden is called a traitor now

Imagine being as retarded as your average politics user.

I've been coming increasingly to the conclusion that there is no real way out of this mess by the "normal" means of democracy. As much as I want to believe in the strength of our institutions, I am also increasingly feeling like there is just no possible way to integrate the 20-30% of the population that has gladly sided with open fascism back into our political culture. Liberal democracies that wish to remain such cannot tolerate fascism, we must draw a line somewhere.

How is this any different than conservatards saying America is communist when Obama was in office? When you're talking about forced re-education of 30% of the voting public then maybe you should consider why they voted that way in the first place and why the opposing party couldn't win against "open facism" /u/interminablyqueer

Interesting what’s the next proposition after

there is just no possible way to integrate the 20-30% of the population into our political culture

Gulag?

The only way preserve liberal democracy is to gas 20-30% of the country. We must draw a line somewhere!

Gas 40%, just to be safe.

I'd be a bot more afraid of Trump becoming a dictator if the media and the establishment didn't fucking hate him.

Most hilarious answer goes to u/dufusmembrane

"trumpism" wishes it was cool enough to be fascism

Fascism is cool and Trump is cool, but they are not the same

Trump is cool

Wew

Lad!

they are not the same

lad

I remember back when Obama was elected and redditors couldn't stop laughing at those idiots with the signs comparing him to Hitler. Remember them?

"Those morons think just because they don't like the president he must be a Nazi lol"

That was different. They compared obama to Hitler because they hated Obama. The left notes the comparisons between Drump and Hitler because Drumpf is starting his own holocaust right now.

Inshallah

Not yet, brother.

Shut it down!

Just imagine how hard they'd lose their minds if Trump had posters like this.

It just goes to show, they love messiahs and populism when it's coming from their side.

Fucking pussies. But still a retard in power isn't harmless at all. He's just too stupid for complex idea like fascism.

Jesus I knew they were obnoxious lefty fucks but holy shit. The comments you read are like right wing ppl writing parody comments and yet they are real. We need mayocide

"democrats of today won't have children"

Incels. I see incels everywhere.