I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
Russia, China and France already have space forces, the US has like 3 different space commands but now that it's Drumph saying it it suddenly became absurd
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-05-14
I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
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1 itoucheditforacookie 2018-05-14
I'm in Vietnam so that's definitely not true. I'm the cleanest thing here
1 itoucheditforacookie 2018-05-14
/u/JustOpining
1 itoucheditforacookie 2018-05-14
To /u/annoysthegoys I do things
1 newcomer_ts 2018-05-14
This fucking guy!
Ever since Monty Pythons wrote their first absurdistan sketch, no person appeared on world stage to make that absurdity obsolete.
Until Trump.
Just imagine John Cleese from the times of Ministry of Silly Walks, saying all these things ...
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-05-14
One step closer to space marines
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-05-14
He couldn't have made that speech excerpt funnier if he tried 😂😂😂
1 Swingfire 2018-05-14
Russia, China and France already have space forces, the US has like 3 different space commands but now that it's Drumph saying it it suddenly became absurd