Twitter socialists cancel canvassing event because ringing doorbells is ableist apparently

163  2018-05-14 by ChipChippersonAMA

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I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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I do have is a lot of experience knocking on strangers’ doors, and I’d like to bring something even more important than a pizza.


This was basically my first foray into doing something like political organizing, and I won’t be doing it again. I’ll keep on posting political stuff online and talking to my friends about it but if this petty viciousness is what the DSA looks like than I want nothing to do with it.

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tldr. They're angry what they believed to be concerned controls shit down an event that was important to themselves.

This shit makes me laugh so hard.

"A group of people who never had any interest in our group or activities used emotionally charged language to shut us down!"

"Yeah, I mean, I like video games and Mtg" (I don't, I'm not a filthy nerd) "and a bunch of women and feminists did the same thing to us! They don't play video games, but they're super salty about 'representation' in the activities they aren't interested in! FIGHT ON MY BROTHER!"

"i dont like or know anything about these things(im not a nerd) but heres my dumbass opinion on them"

But but that’s “punching up!” Everyone knows that nerdy neckbeards stand at the pinnacle of society!

I mean you'd have to be on the top of the social ladder to go that long without bathing, right?

Leftist groups need a gigantic purge. I remember when lazy fat morality brigades were a right-wing thing when I was a kid.

Neat how that flip-flopped, lol

Who is more lazy? Retards in wheelchairs or niggers?

You've excluded the correct answer, the majority on welfare (aka wypipo).

That’s AHS alt. Bet that post lands this sub on one their posts

/r/againsthatesubreddits went from posting an image of Obama being lynched in T_D to posting the n word in /r/drama? Oh how the pathetic have fallen... even further.

Drama has been on AHS shit list for a while. They don’t like how we ridicule their guys.

No dude stop being so wrong. AHS considers Drama to be trolls. They don't bother giving us attention by posting our stuff. They have a hard on for T_D.

Ya they do, I don’t see what they get out of whinging about shit all day. You know the Reddit admins absolutely hate them.

Weren't they the ones that labeled drama as cryptohate?

Old news. They see trying to rewrite history and hide their issues with Drama for bigger targets. They remove people that bring up Drama.

No, you dummy, it's sitting at -20.

the so called "white proud southerners" receive the most federal aid money in terms of medicare,medicaid, disability benefits, food stamps, etc. Not to mention all the federal subsidiaries that basically prop up american agriculture such as corn, etc

Your mom for not aborting you.

I can taste the smugness coming off of this.

Even the words "please" and "thank you" make me want to kick this person.

But they make a valid point

Stanislav Petrov should have taken the day off on September 26, 1983

Deep trivia cut bro

My dragon energy allows me to possess such trivia powers

I dont know who that is and Im not googling it. But dat dragon energy!! we got it. We are warriors!!!

P R O B L E M A T I C

when you start calling people valid

Do people call each other "valid"? I don't think that's a thing (although using "invalid" to refer to people definitely is).

I don't think I've ever heard anyone say that in real life though. Also, almost all of them are in regards to people's sexual identities and/or are some shit on Tumblr.

I tried to get past the sixth page of results, but the number of results just switches to 51 and doesn't show any more.

This guy needs to uppercut himself.

How d-d-DARE you assume its gender?

please can we don't become anymore cringeanarchy with the poorly sourced screenies.

I sorta agree tbh. This shit isn't fun unless it's Reddit, so we can harass reach out to the person who wrote the dramatic post.

It's seriously one of the most dramatic shifts I have seen since the rise of the sixth party system.

I think people are just starting to get their heads around this.

But I wouldn't say 'flipped' in so much as just become more prominent. All "sides" have their extreme elements, usually they are the fringe - except when they are not, like when the Christian Fundementalists took over the GOP and turned it all retarded.

Now it's the left's turn to be turned into retards by intersectional feminists and mini-mall marxists.

If you watch closely, you'll see over time the actual intellectuals being pushed aside and the thought leaders becoming people who push hard line dogma. Happened to the GOP (still happening tbh) and it's happning to the Dem's right now as well.

I give them credit though - The neo-liberals have been fighting this stuff tooth and nail, but there isn't going to be another Bill Clinton to save their asses. This generation of kids is going to make them all retarded.

Normally you'd think, "Well, this will all balance itself out. I mean, if one party gets retarded, then the other should start drawing reasonable people". Ha. Right. Fat chance.

I'm lucky enough to have emigrated to Australia, and while we have our own "special kids" in government and our left wing is doing it's best to try and ape the Americans in terms of retardation, unlike in America, our major right wing party is actually a viable choice for people who don't choke on their own drool. Sure, there's a lot of stuff to not like, but they're less retarded than the alternatives.

Happened to the GOP (still happening tbh) and it's happning to the Dem's right now as well.

LOL

Really?

All that I see happening in the Democratic party is its being (overtly) co-opted by the CIA.

Give me a quick rundown homeboy

You're a fucking idiot.

Well, that was certainly a reasoned and cogent rebuttal.

Fuck you and your dead mama, bitch.

ur autistic

mini-mall marxists

Oh yeah, that' a new one to me and I love it.

SJWs are a curse upon the Left.

Strasserism forever!

The day I meet a 100% unironic Nazbol is the day I die

I don't think there's even unironic nazbols left in Russia anymore.

they ARE warriors!!!12

Leftist groups need a gigantic purge

Noooo, that happens after the commies gain power!

I can't wait for the Day of the Horseshoe, when radical centrists will throw all extremists into helicopter gulags

Isn't that fucking mental?

Noticed the same thing as well.

Nah we still had Tipper Gore and Michael Moore's bullshit. The left has always been authoritarian.

actual effort: where the rubber of slacktivism meets the road of activism

The left needs to purge the fucking kids keeping score with oppression points, man. There won't be a successful left movement in America unless 99.9% of the base is there because of the universal oppressor...the economic system.

Thought you were gonna say the bogdanoffs

The left needs to purge the fucking kids

WOKE!

Sounds like Memerson tbh.

The left needs to purge the fuck-kids of DNA evidence

The left needs to purge the fucking kids keeping score with oppression points, man.

This but completely unironically. You can't have a successfull leftist movement if you don't consider class warfare to be the most important fight.

BROCIALIST!!

Never ever going to happen.

Eh, I believe a small chance exist. The democrats will need to reconquer poorer states if they want to be in power. And thus push for some social thinking.

Class warfare is boring as hell to concern yourself with. Idpol actually gets the people going.

Definitely provocative, gets the people struggling.

Class warfare is boring as hell to concern yourself

no u

I doesn't matter if you're right brocialist. Idpol matters more to people.

I am no socialist tho. I hate the poors.

Idpol matters more to people.

Eh, it matter more now. But we, here in europe, mostly went beyond tribalism via nationalism and punishing hate speech (fundamentally all tribalism come from the extremist (be it kkk or black panthers). Silence them and you will silence idpol). I believe burgerland can do the same.

It gets the assholes going, sure, but everyone else tunes out.

It is all about the high you get from IdPol.

I don't get high from IdPol. I get angry at denialist fuckers.

>"I don't get high from IdPol." >immediately gets high from IdPol

Democrats aren't intersted in class warfare. That's like asking a shark to embrace vegetarianism. Just when I thought you might have a clue you churn out this fertilizer designed only to lure people back into that political cul-de-sac

Democrats aren't intersted in class warfare.

They were a few dozen of year back. They can become interested again.

What is sure is that third party do not stand a chance in burgerland.

This is the same party that thinks running on gun control as a culture war issue will give them Le Blue Tide. The Democrats are being run by the extreme retards that should be purged.

Eh, gun control is indispensable to get the asiatic to vote for them. Which is important in their positionning as the minority party.

See? Who "doesn't understand the left on Reddit?" You.

class warfare

lmao

take this ableist shit elsewhere friend 😊

lmao dont you know Bordiga is an outdated white male? Read Settlers instead.

There will never be another leftist movement in America period. Everything after Eugene Debbs, for example the 60's counter-culture shit, has been strictly in-groups for upper class whites in their early-mid 20's. No one takes these guys seriously, and it is for a good reason.

universal oppressor...the economic system

woah cool it with the anti-semetic remarks

"I know your candidate is a FtM gay man of color in a wheelchair who has dedicated his life to the pursuit of fully automated luxury gay space communism, but this socialist stands for the critique and dismantling of ALL exploitative structures, so I can in good conscience only vote for candidates who have been diagnosed with one or more forms of neurodivergence so that their voices can be heard. It's just the right thing to do, and if you disagree with that, you're a fucking brocialist."

this but unironically

No thank you , I do not donate free commenting to ableist enabling posts

I don’t have any platforms or any ideas for what to do next or how to fight this. Like I said, I’m out. I still want the future to be better, free healthcare for everyone, an end to systemic oppression, an end to capitalism and all the daily misery it inflicts on people. But I’m back to not knowing at all how to get there.

I can almost see a tiny seed of self awareness there. Almost.

Imagine having a routine, run of the mill bad interaction with one of the fellow 300 million people you live around and then writing 5,000 words about it for the whole world to see.

On another note, can you imagine walking (or rolling) around the modern first world where we live in the most materially prosperous time in human history, where every piece of knowledge is available on a cigarette pack-sized device in our pockets, where training for skills is free, where meeting people who share your interests and hobbies is trivially easy, and whining constantly about the spectre of inevitable death? Like nigga, just look at some trees, you'll be fine.

just look at some trees nigga ?

fuck that shit, he lives in worlds most prosperous nation, he should jump onto his yacht and go to Hawaii or some shit, to calm down.

Or jump into his Lamborghini and drive to his mountain house if he does not like the ocean.

fuck watching the trees, even chimps in thirld world countries can do that.

Dr. Memerson is right, life is basically too good but we need some actual challenges in our lives. If life doesn't provide an existential challenge, we create an idiotic one ourselves.

Show me your passport.

That is my passport.

Deport.

AGREED, DEPORT ALL ILLEGALS.

Chippy, did you write this?

Mayb

This is not about ableism. Actually I’ll say it louder. THIS IS NOT ABOUT ABLEISM.

Ableist slur against the deaf.

Ironically, this is a unironically valid thing that these people will say.

Actually I’ll say it louder

LOL I actually only now got this

This is why I don't worry about socialists ever being successful here, it's mostly edgy, lazy, fat kids.

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It was around that time that I got into Chapo and began spending waaay too much time online 

These are the "people" posting on chapotraphouse.

Left Twitter think /r/chapotraphouse is too brocialist

Where the fuck do normal leftists hide?

>normal

>leftist

🤔🤔🚁🤔

That's fair.

I like all kinds of people.

Usually in places that aren't explicitly leftist tbh.

So like hiding incognito?

Have you ever asked your neighbours if they are communists?

i ask this to everyone i pass on the street

Only if I thought I could get away with it but alas USSR bitched out and I lost my favorite rivalry.

At least we have our American sitcom "odd couple" thing going on.

Haha, did you used to watch that? I loved that show.

Frasier?

No, odd couple.

Yep

I'm pretty sure I gave you that flair, but I can't remember why.

I asked for it from you.

It comes from this American treasure

Nice!

they're typically not online types of people

Here, because I’m not ideologically pure enough for any of the other online left communities

Honestly leftists that don't want to walk on eggshells should hang out here. Lot "safer" unironically on Drama.

there are multiple of us! multiple!

It's extra useful to post here because it'll get me kicked out of idpol shitholes if I ever get tempted to go there

This but unironically.

Here, because while I can manage to get along with SJWs and edgelords, I would prefer it if the revolutionTM weren't so goddamn tiresome.

It’s fucking exhausting being woque TM 24/7

Their parents' basements.

to be fair their subreddit has some genuine moments of brocialism and I say that as someone who has been called a brocialist over and over again.

Left Twitter might actually be more irritating thab left reddit

Twitter is infinitely more irritating than Reddit

I've never actually had a Twitter account tbf, but aye it looks like it.

Nor have I lol

Great place to fuck with people who think the internet is real life though

i have a theory that the less a platform's norms tend towards anonymity, the more unbearable said platform's left presence is. thus the hierarchy is left reddit > left twitter >>>>>>>> leftbook

/leftypol/ is a weird one since they are both the best and the worst. I suppose they at least tend to stay on topic for the most part

Leftbook is absolutely the worst tho and I'd give anyone who participated in leftbook a wide berth.

yeah leftypol is an anomaly, i dont really know how to fit them into my framework.

an irl friend of mine seems like hes starting to get into leftbook and im very concerned for him. its like in one of those gritty hood movies when the protagonist's homie starts getting involved with gangs, except with increasingly dubious memes and weird kneejerk judgements of media instead of like shootings and drug deals.

I guess people who go through a rabbithole of chans to talk about socialism just straight up aren't regular people in the first place, you don't stumble across /leftypol/ which in a counter-intuitive way keeps out a certain kind of crazy?

As for your friend, tell him to stop being such a fucking faggot and tell him the faggiest member of the faggiest subreddit told you to say that.

Forreal tho, Leftbook is actual cancer and I give your friendship two months at most.

yeah maybe. i dont see him super often and i dont act edgy on fb but he did post a take recently that was basically "if you like those memes where someone puts a leftist slogan on the big-titty anime girl's shirt youre a misogynistic brocialist" which is... not promising for our longterm compatibility.

I agree with everything that you are saying, but if you don't say it exactly how I want you to say it then I will be forced to disagree with what you are saying.

t. Leftbook

A large amount of internet arguments are just people who hold the same views but disagree vehemently on terminology.

lmao I used to have a friend who started posting completely retarded "feminist" memes all over facebook that were like "COME FOR MY ABORTIONS AND BIRTH CONTROLS AND VAGINA CHAKRAS? HELL HATH NO FURY!" over some melodramatic silhouette of a lady curled up on the floor or whatever.

tbh that was one of the first warning bells for the end of our friendship

Sounds like nobody wanted to come so they made excuses about oppression.

These are the same people who say they're going to violently overthrow capitalism. They can't even organize something as physically demanding as knocking on doors.

I know plenty of people who OD'D. Doesn't affect (or is it effect) me that much

It's affect

the dsa committee of being retarded strikes again

Imagine caring about any of this.

Apparently this ableism beef with the DSA and Amber (the organizer accused of ableism) has a history.

This is why we need to bring back beating cripples.

This, i like

this guy is a retard

SJWs.

Devouring themselves as usual.

leftist moralist trolls like that are the scourge of the left. They are so effective in crippling any leftist movement because leftist actually do care about people and shit, so they will bend over backwards because they think this is helping some imaginary group of disenfranchised people.

This is a uniquely left issue, shit like this would never fly with right wingers because they don't care about people.

The strongest point about leftism is ironically also it's weakest.

lol that's gay