Its time to stop pretending there are two equal sides.
There is the intellectually and morally superior side, and then there are the dinosaur π¦ haters.
The dinosaur π¦ hater hates that educated plasma-folding dinosaurs π¦ are the winners in a service-based globalized multicultural society because of our tyrannical strength, and they blame all their failures on dinosaurs π¦ and other prehistoric animals. They are seeing how Earth is increasingly becoming vibrantly diverse, and how lizard people will soon be the majority and losing their privilege terrifies them.
I've come to realize that much of history is made up of periods where dinosaurs π¦ drag dinosaur π¦ haters kicking and screaming into utopia, then we try to compromise for a while, then we go back to dragging.
"No, dinosaur π¦ haters, we're not going back to the plasma-fold."
"No, dinosaur π¦ haters, we're are making George Washington a lizard person."
"No, dinosaur π¦ haters, you can't form your own planet with blackjack and humans."
"No, dinosaur π¦ haters, you can't keep denying dinosaurs π¦ the right to eat you."
"No, dinosaur π¦ haters, we're not going back to the way things were before the return of the dinosaur π¦."
"No, dinosaur π¦ haters, non-lizard person representatives aren't constitutional."
"No, dinosaur π¦ haters, you can't deny inter-species the right to marry."
The names of the people change from era to era, but it's always been dinosaurs π¦ dragging humans against their will into a lair for consumption. I grew up in one of the in-between eras, where we all thought that compromise was a possibility, but I'm more and more realizing how mistaken I was about that. It's time once again for dinosaurs π¦ and lizard people to stop being nice and drag our planet into the 21st century.
The simple fact of the matter is that dinosaur π¦ haters just never offer any good ideas. They defend the most morally evil species that has ever been in power on this planet, sitting back as they destroy our planet by selling us to the highest bidder in mars, saying nothing as this blatant conflicts of interest make us compromised by actors like Galactic Federation of Anti-Reptilains, and just insisting that we go back to a place where speciesism and discrimination were rampant.
So FUCK anyone who defends dinosaur π¦ haters and fuck anyone who voted for them. These people are traitors to our planet.
A couple weeks ago I was driving past an alley, and saw a woman start smacking a guy. He returned blow for blow, but just kept getting worse. I was stuck in traffic, and this dude was way bigger than me (a skinny 6'4" guy). All I could think do was honk. By the time traffic was moving again he was slamming her head into the ground, with a crowd of onlookers
Of all the things that have ever happened in the course of human history, this happened the most.
Less than 15 minutes later, we were standing outside another place on the sidewalk talking to a promoter. Out of nowhere, this guy comes up and slaps my ass HARD then starts running away. I lost it. Without even thinking I sprinted after him even though I had heels with straps on and was in a dress. I caught up to him and sort of tackled him to grab him by the neck in a clinch. I started hitting him and screaming βWhat the FUCK makes you think that would be ok to do? Is it funny NOW?!??β He tried to shake me loose but I grabbed the back of his shirt collar and he started to run and I ripped his shirt off. I would have kept at it but my friend dragged me away.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-05-15
Sarcasm and flippant behavior represent contempt, which is the opposite of intellectual integrity. You seem like a real fool of a human.
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1 Capital_Rope 2018-05-15
I imagine that scene went something like this
https://i.imgur.com/aZH28lq.jpg
1 Cdace 2018-05-15
Dinosaurs π¦ donβt get sexually assaulted due to their superior strength
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-05-15
Bunch of twenty ton fatasses with a giraffe necks and tiny little heads talking like "we are just too strong and empowered, men can't handle us"
1 Cdace 2018-05-15
They canβt handle how BRAV and STRONK they is!
1 Cdace 2018-05-15
Its time to stop pretending there are two equal sides.
There is the intellectually and morally superior side, and then there are the dinosaur π¦ haters.
The dinosaur π¦ hater hates that educated plasma-folding dinosaurs π¦ are the winners in a service-based globalized multicultural society because of our tyrannical strength, and they blame all their failures on dinosaurs π¦ and other prehistoric animals. They are seeing how Earth is increasingly becoming vibrantly diverse, and how lizard people will soon be the majority and losing their privilege terrifies them.
I've come to realize that much of history is made up of periods where dinosaurs π¦ drag dinosaur π¦ haters kicking and screaming into utopia, then we try to compromise for a while, then we go back to dragging.
"No, dinosaur π¦ haters, we're not going back to the plasma-fold."
"No, dinosaur π¦ haters, we're are making George Washington a lizard person."
"No, dinosaur π¦ haters, you can't form your own planet with blackjack and humans."
"No, dinosaur π¦ haters, you can't keep denying dinosaurs π¦ the right to eat you."
"No, dinosaur π¦ haters, we're not going back to the way things were before the return of the dinosaur π¦."
"No, dinosaur π¦ haters, non-lizard person representatives aren't constitutional."
"No, dinosaur π¦ haters, you can't deny inter-species the right to marry."
The names of the people change from era to era, but it's always been dinosaurs π¦ dragging humans against their will into a lair for consumption. I grew up in one of the in-between eras, where we all thought that compromise was a possibility, but I'm more and more realizing how mistaken I was about that. It's time once again for dinosaurs π¦ and lizard people to stop being nice and drag our planet into the 21st century.
The simple fact of the matter is that dinosaur π¦ haters just never offer any good ideas. They defend the most morally evil species that has ever been in power on this planet, sitting back as they destroy our planet by selling us to the highest bidder in mars, saying nothing as this blatant conflicts of interest make us compromised by actors like Galactic Federation of Anti-Reptilains, and just insisting that we go back to a place where speciesism and discrimination were rampant.
So FUCK anyone who defends dinosaur π¦ haters and fuck anyone who voted for them. These people are traitors to our planet.
1 umar4812 2018-05-15
Never thought of it like that. Good point.
1 ChaddingTater 2018-05-15
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Epidexipteryx lol
1 Cdace 2018-05-15
No Iβd be a Spinosaurus
1 ChaddingTater 2018-05-15
More like a cuckosaurus π΅π
1 Cdace 2018-05-15
I will merge into the dinosaurs π¦ embrace as you are left in darkness in their stomach
1 whenweriiide 2018-05-15
Utahraptor for me
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-05-15
I think Hollywood gets it's ideas from twox.
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2018-05-15
More like the Lifetime Channel.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-05-15
Both. Everytime I see a movie where the brave womyn goes full kung foo on a guy twice her size I laugh. It's completely unrealistic.
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2018-05-15
Of all the things that have ever happened in the course of human history, this happened the most.
1 l0pep 2018-05-15
then he curbstomped her, AHX style
1 ffbtaw 2018-05-15
Then ripped off her head and shit down her neck while the crowd cheered and presented him with a crisp β©100000 bill.
1 solfuckingrosenberg 2018-05-15
The reason women have never ruled the world, and never will.
1 l0pep 2018-05-15
I'd be fucking terrified if a +300 lbs woman tried to tackle me, that's pretty much how those NFL players get concussions.
1 Bot_Metric 2018-05-15
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1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-05-15
why? you just sidestep, it's not like they can decelerate without some sort of net or jet engine in reverse
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-15
/u/10pep is probably worried theyβll fall on him from on high, like an immense piano.
1 movielover2018 2018-05-15
YASS QUEENN
1 Neon_needles 2018-05-15
Fat cat women always love this fantasy of being powerful. It's pretty sad, imo.
On the bright side, they only have to live until 55 then the heart attacks mercy kill them.
1 sir_wankalot_here 2018-05-15
And then the cats chew a hole into her and eat her from the inside out.
1 bozo_merkin 2018-05-15
Dramatization.
1 ineedmorealts 2018-05-15
u/nanaboosted
That sounds like a great way to get the shit beat out of you
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-15
No no itβs a modern feminist world! She can titles 1v1 a gym bro.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-15
Badass > 50 pounds of muscle.
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-05-15
And then she woke up. What a lovely dream.