Conservative tries his hand at writing a rap song.

77  2018-05-15 by Djejfj

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Now with added cancer!

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oh god

Hey yo, hey yo Blacks be the real racists These democrat bitches need a fucking face lift Everyone knows conservatives, we got the harem Maybe you heard of our girl, I'm talking Tomi Lahren Going to town on her pussy with this big ass dick Her ass bouncing up and down while I'm playing wit dem tits Take it out and push her head down Shes sucking on my log, really going to town Shooting one off like American Sniper Cum rolling down her chin shes hissing like a viper Shes begging for more, she wants round two I gotta hop in my F150 tho I gots work to do The Proud Boys are under attack Some libbie scum, some gays and some blacks They hate us for our freedom and wanna smash our speech But we stand up for ourselves online and in the streets Pop a clip in the AR, it's bout to get poppin Leave Tomi in the bed, her pussy a throbbin

Yo dis is the real shit Patriotism aint to be fucked with All you liberals cant take away our guns All you liberals cant take away our fun

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Hey yo, hey yo

Blacks be the real racists

These democrat bitches need a fucking face lift

Everyone knows conservatives, we got the harem

Maybe you heard of our girl, I'm talking Tomi Lahren

Going to town on her pussy with this big ass dick

Her ass bouncing up and down while I'm playing wit dem tits

Take it out and push her head down

Shes sucking on my log, really going to town

Shooting one off like American Sniper

Cum rolling down her chin shes hissing like a viper

Shes begging for more, she wants round two

I gotta hop in my F150 tho I gots work to do

The Proud Boys are under attack

Some libbie scum, some gays and some blacks

They hate us for our freedom and wanna smash our speech

But we stand up for ourselves online and in the streets

Pop a clip in the AR, it's bout to get poppin

Leave Tomi in the bed, her pussy a throbbin

Yo dis is the real shit

Patriotism aint to be fucked with

All you liberals cant take away our guns

All you liberals cant take away our fun

Needs more "yo".

And maybe more "hey." And references to his very large member. Everybody thinks so.

Needs to drop more you alls

Needs more "nigger"

Shooting one off like American Sniper Cum rolling down her chin shes hissing like a viper

Ah yes. Because the first thing a woman does after taking my load is boss at me like a snake

Glad to know I'm not the only one

💦💦💦
🐍🐍🐍Dont tread on me🐍🐍🐍

This Tayposting has gotten out of hand.

conservative rap

Please keep politics out of it

Nice b8

I think /u/ChezRoxwell meant that he wanted criticism on things like the vocabulary, rhythm, and flow of the rap, not the politics or viewpoints espoused in it.

somehow this is still better than that #resist poem

/u/KubrickIsMyCopilot what do you think of this poem?

His username even likes to sniff its own farts

They need to have a poetry standoff or something

because it RHYMES

Can somebody send me a link to the resist poem? I can't find it.

He's clearly trolling lol.

You're ruining it for the retards that think this is genuine.

/r/drama has /r/cringeanarchy tier level of troll awareness.

Please no,

I am not racist that’s for sure but I see how you mean.

Completely ignoring the contents of the lyrics, here's his next sentences:

People are very pc and the blacks are very touchy so I understand trying not to upset the precious blacks and pc liberal snowflakes in the industry.

The blacks

Totally not racist.

Now this is America

/u/mcvici dumbass

First this is old drama you bitch

Second check out this guy’s post history, seriouss candidate for mod status

Where's the lie tho

I like how he only refers to ejaculating as "shooting ropes"

I don't know what to call these type of commenters, but he also consistently makes "commenting on porn"-tier posts on regular posts. I can't tell if the whole account is a meme, or he's being ironic.

also lol @ this

[super close-up picture of a pajama waistband and a few inches of skin]

TAke then off and send me a picture of your snatch.

Nah

I’ll pay you in bitcoin

Thank you. Trump is a great orator so to be compared to him is an honor.

lol

somebody post that poem from yesterday there as a "rap"

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Since it's a rap be an c

Lift weights. Take L-Argiene to increase your semen volume. Become an alpha. Don’t fall into the trap of liberalism. Free things sound nice but it’s better to work for them. Liberalism is a mental disorder. Be a conservative like a real man. Women are stupid sluts only good for blasting with your ropes. Don’t speak to them or listen to them. Feminism is cancer. Gays are evil. Blacks are criminals. Avoid both. Get stronger both in body and in ejaculate. Respect Trump. Be ready to fight and die for him. He is the alpha and omega. He is the lord of hosts. We are his warriors. Maga my child.

okay, this is epic