Yes, itβs not the fact that your joke is uninspired and hacky. Itβs my insecurity for my tiny dick. Live in denial and youβll never grow, youβll just die in obscurity hanging out in this unfunny, boring sub repeated the same bussy jokes ad infinitum.
I used to be as unfunny as you, it really is something you can improve. Like a muscle. I canβt grow a bigger dick but I can grow a better personality. You can too.
51 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-05-15
Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-15
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-15
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-05-15
All those TwoX and TrollX agenda posts you've killed. I cry Everytime.
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-15
Can I be a karma whore and ask for upsnozzles on this post? I really like this post. I worked hard on it! π
Just this one time I promise! π
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-05-15
Like you have to ask me.π
1 LightUmbra 2018-05-15
Post your tits and I'll upsnozzle all over you.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-15
HOT!
1 imissyouseattle 2018-05-15
If you can renounce pitterposting I'll upvoted it for you.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-15
What's that? I only Tay, Anita and Snoozepost.
1 Redactor0 2018-05-15
I got a truckload of βοΈβοΈβοΈ upsnozzles for you bb.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-15
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1 gergerherher 2018-05-15
You really got a high opinion of yourself dontcha?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-15
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1 TheEquimanthorn 2018-05-15
Cucked and chucked.
1 ay_what_up2 2018-05-15
LMAO
1 Yiin 2018-05-15
/u/gergerherher BTFO
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2018-05-15
have you linked this before?
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-05-15
Thinking Ed can actually not beat something to death and look bad in the end? Rookie mistakes.
1 siskonaut 2018-05-15
AND IT IS ALL OVER. ED WINS BY BRUTAL TKO.
1 CocoNutsOn 2018-05-15
Whatβs up with that? You jealous of someoneβs self esteem?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-15
He's still butthurt about how that one time i made fun of his penis micro pee pee https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8hvm3h/comment/dymvlas/
1 CocoNutsOn 2018-05-15
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1 gergerherher 2018-05-15
I rekt you in those comments tho lol
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-15
OWNED LE EPIC STLYE π
1 gergerherher 2018-05-15
You got dunked on homie. Take it gracefully, or youβll just make a bigger fool of yourself.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-15
https://i.imgur.com/gjt35D5.jpg
1 gergerherher 2018-05-15
Iβm on mobile data so i canβt click that image because i donβt wanna waste bandwidth. Pls transcribe it
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-15
Poor fag and a tiny pee pee owner? Damn life is a bitch for you ππππππ
1 gergerherher 2018-05-15
Just transcribe it you little bitch π‘
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-15
You tried! π
1 gergerherher 2018-05-15
You bore me
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-05-15
Just go ahead and download it, cause it won't take a large amount of bandwidth sinces it a pic of your dick.
1 gergerherher 2018-05-15
Size of the subject is moot. If quality is really high the file size will be quite large.
1 Yiin 2018-05-15
1 shallowm 2018-05-15
It's a cat holding a pillow. Also, the image is around 66 kb, it's not very large.
1 22333444455555666666 2018-05-15
lmao once people know you've got a baby dick, no one cares what you have to say
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-05-15
Nobody's ever been rekt by your enlarged clitoris
1 gergerherher 2018-05-15
Yawn
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-05-15
1 gergerherher 2018-05-15
Yes, itβs not the fact that your joke is uninspired and hacky. Itβs my insecurity for my tiny dick. Live in denial and youβll never grow, youβll just die in obscurity hanging out in this unfunny, boring sub repeated the same bussy jokes ad infinitum.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-05-15
Y I K E S
1 gergerherher 2018-05-15
I used to be as unfunny as you, it really is something you can improve. Like a muscle. I canβt grow a bigger dick but I can grow a better personality. You can too.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-05-15
Awwww. Did your mom tell you this?
1 gergerherher 2018-05-15
No, just discovered it on my own.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-05-15
Whatever lies you have to tell yourself, go for it buddy. Life must be pretty tough when you're hung like a mouse!
1 Plexipus 2018-05-15
Did it make your little pee pee hard?
1 gergerherher 2018-05-15
Yes maam
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-05-15
wtf i love ed now
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-15
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1 Rachel_Hazmat 2018-05-15
Omg ikr? π―π¬
1 westofthetracks 2018-05-15
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1 Yiin 2018-05-15
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1 whenweriiide 2018-05-15
Hey Ed here's an unironic fun fact you ding-dong: you're a pretty cool guy and I wish you well
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-15
y-you too!
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1 Redactor0 2018-05-15
As Alex Jones once said, "I never sucked any ding dongs" but I'm on Team Ed ButteredToast anyway.
1 Fat_Black_Chick 2018-05-15
You lie, you love it!