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103  2018-05-15 by Ed_ButteredToast

51 comments

Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.

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All those TwoX and TrollX agenda posts you've killed. I cry Everytime.

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Can I be a karma whore and ask for upsnozzles on this post? I really like this post. I worked hard on it! πŸ˜…

Just this one time I promise! πŸ˜‡

Like you have to ask me.😘

Post your tits and I'll upsnozzle all over you.

HOT!

If you can renounce pitterposting I'll upvoted it for you.

What's that? I only Tay, Anita and Snoozepost.

I got a truckload of ☝️☝️☝️ upsnozzles for you bb.

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You really got a high opinion of yourself dontcha?

https://www.reddit.com/r/self/comments/8hon7z/as_a_man_with_a_micropenis_it_is_annoying_how/

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Cucked and chucked.

LMAO

have you linked this before?

Thinking Ed can actually not beat something to death and look bad in the end? Rookie mistakes.

AND IT IS ALL OVER. ED WINS BY BRUTAL TKO.

What’s up with that? You jealous of someone’s self esteem?

He's still butthurt about how that one time i made fun of his penis micro pee pee https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8hvm3h/comment/dymvlas/

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I rekt you in those comments tho lol

i rekt you

OWNED LE EPIC STLYE 😎

You got dunked on homie. Take it gracefully, or you’ll just make a bigger fool of yourself.

I’m on mobile data so i can’t click that image because i don’t wanna waste bandwidth. Pls transcribe it

Poor fag and a tiny pee pee owner? Damn life is a bitch for you πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Just transcribe it you little bitch 😑

memeing

You tried! πŸ‘

You bore me

Just go ahead and download it, cause it won't take a large amount of bandwidth sinces it a pic of your dick.

Size of the subject is moot. If quality is really high the file size will be quite large.

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It's a cat holding a pillow. Also, the image is around 66 kb, it's not very large.

lmao once people know you've got a baby dick, no one cares what you have to say

Nobody's ever been rekt by your enlarged clitoris

Yawn

Yawn acting nonplussed will totally convince them I'm not insecure about my baby dick!

Yes, it’s not the fact that your joke is uninspired and hacky. It’s my insecurity for my tiny dick. Live in denial and you’ll never grow, you’ll just die in obscurity hanging out in this unfunny, boring sub repeated the same bussy jokes ad infinitum.

Y I K E S

I used to be as unfunny as you, it really is something you can improve. Like a muscle. I can’t grow a bigger dick but I can grow a better personality. You can too.

I can’t grow a bigger dick but I can grow a better personality.

Awwww. Did your mom tell you this?

No, just discovered it on my own.

Whatever lies you have to tell yourself, go for it buddy. Life must be pretty tough when you're hung like a mouse!

Did it make your little pee pee hard?

Yes maam

wtf i love ed now

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Omg ikr? 😯😬

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Hey Ed here's an unironic fun fact you ding-dong: you're a pretty cool guy and I wish you well

y-you too!

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As Alex Jones once said, "I never sucked any ding dongs" but I'm on Team Ed ButteredToast anyway.

You lie, you love it!