Thanks to /r/drama I have renounced being MGTOW
42 2018-05-15 by sir_wankalot_here
TLDR : my problem is that I was a frustrated virgin. MGTOW taught me that having sex with my hand was better then a real woman. Fortunately /u/MegaSeedsInYourBum pointed out the error of my ways. To get laid, all you need to do is buy a woman a house.
Full drama details are available here.
How can I ever thank you. Don't worry, I will post all the dramatic details here on how I will cease being a frustrated virgin how rhants about women. Without your support this would not have been possible.
44 comments
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1 Neon_needles 2018-05-15
Congrats!!! Post pics of your new home!!
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-05-15
If you insist https://i.imgur.com/N23o0CM.jpg
1 sir_wankalot_here 2018-05-15
You lied to me :( Or maybe because my teacher was hired by affirmative action, I have problems comprehending what I read. You bought the house with a man. I bet you are getting lots of Bussy with that cool house.
1 snallygaster 2018-05-15
You're still a kid and you're into all this dumb shit? Sort your life out.
1 shitpost953 2018-05-15
/u/ed_butteredtoast
1 sir_wankalot_here 2018-05-15
How could I be so thoughtless? /u/ed_butteredtoast is the real hero. Without him, I would never have left my MGTOW safe space. Of course like all real heros, he will not acknowledge what a great guy he is. So humble and kind.
It just goes to show you, not all hero's wear capes.
1 automatic_chuck 2018-05-15
leave the soy at home plz
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-15
LOL GAY
1 automatic_chuck 2018-05-15
TICC TOCC
1 CocoNutsOn 2018-05-15
Buy a hand a home! Nice
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-05-15
<To get laid, all you need to do is buy a woman a house.
"I'm not going to get married again, I think I'll just find a woman that hates me, then buy her a house."
-Willie Nelson
Also attributed to Lewis Grizzard, among others.
1 sir_wankalot_here 2018-05-15
Sniff sniff, you have destroyed one of my heros. TIL I learned that Willie Nelson is a woman hating misgynist :( The trama, I can't take it.
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-05-15
Don't worry, it's a joke that's been passed around and retold by adult comedians for centuries.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-05-15
IMO you can't be MGTOW if you're a virgin. It's like saying you're a recovering addict but you've never done drugs.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-05-15
Just suck dick and stop whining
1 satanismyhomeboy 2018-05-15
/r/MGTOWWOM
1 sir_wankalot_here 2018-05-15
I think you are correct./u/MegaSeedsInYourBum gave me the same advise. I guess 1 week of pay per a month is too much for some work out pussy :(
I am going to switch to chasing Bussy.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-05-15
You'd be a great bottom, your ass already has a lot of experience with soreness.
1 sir_wankalot_here 2018-05-15
Oh will you buy me a house also if I am the bottom? You still have 75% of your income left which you can spend on me.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-05-15
I prefer to waste my money on cigarettes, BBQ, alcohol and cars. Post pictures and I'll decide if you're someone I'd like to spitroast though.
1 sir_wankalot_here 2018-05-15
You need to buy me a car before I even decide if you can see my Bussy. I am not cheap like your GF.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-05-15
Like you wouldn't give it up for a sideways glance.
1 sir_wankalot_here 2018-05-15
Not front low value make like you. You needed to give your GF a house before she would even put out. Meanwhile she was giving it to Tyrone for free.
Tyrone is a cool cat.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-05-15
It makes sense why you're threatened by the glorious black cock, it is superior.
1 sir_wankalot_here 2018-05-15
Oh? Is that what your GF told you? Does she fuck Tyrone regularly?
1 Assy-McGee 2018-05-15
/u/MegaSeedsInYourBum is Tyrone
1 sir_wankalot_here 2018-05-15
So he lied about wasting 25% of his salary to buy his GF a house? Or maybe you are lying.
Tyrone doesn't buy women houses to get laid.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-05-15
✊🏿
1 Keep_Yourself_Safe 2018-05-15
😊
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-05-15
Awwww <3 did you make sure to also link to your autistic blog?
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-05-15
/u/ed_butteredtoast can I apprentice under you? I would love to be responsible for a Grandpa tick-took.
1 sir_wankalot_here 2018-05-15
Yes, he is going to buy me a house :) you are the best.
1 westofthetracks 2018-05-15
Lesbian here.
Just a reminder that we are taking over. The fact is women have NEVER been attracted to men: we needed them for protection, economic support and procreation, and sex is what we traded for those things (or they just raped us).
But now? First-world men have been totally domesticated, so no need to worry about violence. We're taking over the work force too, so we can provide for ourselves. And medical science has made procreative sex totally unnecessary; we can just buy the sperm (with our superior earnings) and have it cleanly injected without getting within ten feet of a penis.
Women are naturally more attracted to other women. Who wouldn't be? We're beautiful, soft and smooth and curvy, basically the opposite of hairy oafish ape-like men. And we know how to please each other like no man ever could. Lesbian sex can last for hours.
Every day more and more "straight" girls are being turned. The world of the future is where a small number of strong men act as our designated studs and the rest of you losers are eunuchs designated for manual labor exclusively. Deal with it.
1 sir_wankalot_here 2018-05-15
I identity as a black Muslim lesbian.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-15
1 Dropperneck 2018-05-15
Fake and gay
1 Kumdogmillionaire 2018-05-15
All of the people who are in MGTOW should be lined up against a wall and liberated from their lives.
1 sir_wankalot_here 2018-05-15
I agree, MGTOW no longer worship pussy like incels. Incels with rehabilitation can become functional members of society.
1 pepperouchau 2018-05-15
We are truly the subreddit of peace
1 kippot 2018-05-15
savory, savory salt from you op
thank you
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-15
I'm surprised he's still going at it lmaoooo
1 PurpleIcy 2018-05-15
MGTOW more like incels in denial.
1 sir_wankalot_here 2018-05-15
What percentage of your income do you spend to get laid?
1 Orsonius 2018-05-15
Got news for you buddy. You're an Incel in denial.
I used to be MGTOW but the community is so fucking toxic I don't want anything to do with it.
I recently installed tinder, but my MGTOW past is making it not easy for me.
1 SamWhite 2018-05-15
Did you make a post so you could link an archive of your own separate post? What the fuck was the thinking there?