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115  2018-05-17 by Strictlybutters

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>despite the spending of far more money

I wish I could afford such prose of purple persuasion.

Would you expect anything less from a genius?

I do expect more from the chosen one.

I have spent three debt and no presidency. Why can't I have no debt and three pesidency?

wtf russian shill/bot!!!!

purple persuasion

LOL GAY

Given the state of the economy his approval numbers should be in the 60s but heā€™s such a spectacular retard that he canā€™t help but get in his own way.

This is 4D chess. Libtards can't understand that, duh.

4D chess aka "there's no way Trump can be that stupid, there must be some kind of plan behind his actions"

So you're saying he's doing a good job at not letting Barrack's legacy affect him?

Itā€™s the only part of Obamaā€™s legacy that he doesnā€™t seem intent on destroying at least not while heā€™s still in office .

Idk, his tax plans seem intended to do so.

Thatā€™s only in the Long term when structural deficits cause a massive downturn. Heā€™ll be dead and out of office by than.

You can never find the remote when you really need to fast forward immediately.

underrated comment tbqh fam

This economy is not Obama's legacy lmao jesus christ

*Hussein.

HUSSRUMPH.

Let's be real, approval ratings won't be in the 60s outside of the honeymoon period for any president in the next 20 years

spectacular retard asshole

Another day, another sundown moment.

sundown moment?

when alzheimer's sufferers freak out and have paranoid delusions as the sun goes down.

but all of his dumbass freakouts happen early in the morning.

people think he might have it because he seems really lucid in interviews from the 80s and 90s and these days he's...the way he is.

He does the most batshit tweets at like 2am

people think he might have it because he seems really lucid in interviews from the 80s and 90s and these days he's...the way he is.

This is something thats come up a few times too, Joe Scarborough for example has talked about it. It really does seem like something happened with the dude back in the late 2000s where he went off the deep end and started hanging out with Alex Jones and indulging in batshit conspiracy theories.

The same thing happened to every boomer though.

I believe the popular term for the condition is Obama Derangement Syndrome.

We're ruled by that still aren't we? Obama didn't even talk about Dubya half as much as Trump talks about Obama, and Dubya actually was a bad president that didn't leave Obama with an awesome economy.

Its kind of silly that a black dude getting elected president broke more brains than 9/11.

What I don't get - and how come nobody is question that - why would someone with a lot of money spend money on what is really a cum & shit bucket who never done anal outside of porn movies?

I mean, how can anyone have any respect for such a man?

/T_D is such a cesspool

I mean, how can anyone have any respect for such a man?

It's not like he ever ran on the family values platform. Most people that I know who voted for him didn't like him as a person, and knew he was kind of scummy long before all of this. So when it turns out he does something scummy, it just doesn't really have a lot of impact. It's like pissing into an ocean of piss.

It's like pissing into an ocean of piss.

which is ironically also one of daddy's biggest turn ons

I get that.

But some actions are lowest of the low.

For example, they "celebrate" pictures with him and Melanie but everyone knows she hates his guts and cannot wait for him to die.

Thatā€™s no longer ā€œcognitive dissonanceā€ ā€“ itā€™s all out idolatry at the level not seen since cave man saw thunderbolt fire up the forest.

itā€™s all out idolatry at the level not seen since cave man saw thunderbolt fire up the forest.

Not really. td is notable for its concentration of idiots, but I've seen people weirdly obsessed with other politicians. My pseudo grandmother whatever the fuck I want to call it probably has a shrine to Ralph Nader hidden somewhere, she reminds me of them in a lot of ways.

I can think of a more recent american leftie with a personality cult.

One of the most uniting traits of Trump's base was a tendency towards supporting authoritarianism. They just love them a strong man and this is the only one one they got. Kind of worrying how successful he has been with it and makes me think an authoritarian type who reads books and shit and who doesn't have early stage dementia could really do some damage to the ol' democracy.

Thatā€™s also super funny. And sad.

Trump is a caricature of a man let alone one that is authoritarian and has it.

Yeah, but I think that was also part of why he was successful in evading the norms we have in place to keep authoritarian types out. He cuts such a bizarre and ridiculous figure with all this absurd vanity and garishness that he doesn't seem threatening as an authoritarian. People give him a pass when he says crazy authoritarian stuff like when he talked about taking people's guns without due process and taking the credentials of press that disagrees with him.

That's the key, I guess. Don't play the "decent, God-fearing family man" because if people find out you ran a train on a girl back in college, they will hate you forever.

You have to be the billionaire playboy on his 3rd marriage. There is no other politician in my lifetime (maybe Larry Flynt) who could be discovered to have paid a busted-up porn star hush money and have it met with "well no shit" instead of being shitcanned.

Seriosuly, why hire some middle-aged idiot like Stormy if you have hat kind of money?

Reminded him of Ivanka, I mean, seriously.

Do you remember the woman Arnold Schwarzenegger had an affair with? Some guys make weird choices I guess.

GEOTUS just calling shit how it is imo

How is shit in your opinion?

Lol wut?

GEOTUS just calling shit how it is imo

So how is it in your opinion?

Oh I meant to put desu but it autocorrected to imo, sorry

It's okay, we know this hour's fent dose hasn't kicked in for you yet

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I'm more into amphetamine myself.

Sounds like you need a /r/familyman fix

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Excuse me, it's DPTSBWGEOMHWDWTGHOTT now.

Imagine being this retarded

4d called he wants his ā€˜insultā€™ back

These are good words. Very smart. He's good with words because he's so smart. FDR and Lincoln look like fucking morons in comparison.

So sad.

Heā€™s right.

Somewhat, but you probably only need underage prostitutes and the threat of jail time to flip him back left.

I'll inform u/MAGAMEMNON's family.

If you do so, please get his daughter out of his basement.

We HAVE to reverse the election! This is a CRISIS!

Agreed, you're a dumbass

inb4 /u/ticktockwarrior complaining about daddy tweets

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"This investigation against me is the greatest witch hunt in American history."

*Proceeds to make up serious accusations against Obama and saying the shit he did was worse than watergate.

And motherfucker you do know there was witch hunts in America where people DIED right? The whole metaphor for witch hunts comes from the Salem witch trials (and other witch trials) where REAL PEOPLE ACTUALLY DIED over BS charges and BS verdicts. You are under investigation, that's it.

God, the persecution complex on him...

The weird part is he's claiming one of his own guys informing on him was somehow Obama planting someone there.

Despite the disgusting, normie, and unwarranted MDE Agenda Posting, u/Ed_ButteredToast has been the most successful 17 months shitposter in Reddit history - by far! Sorry to the Fake Drama Subscribers and "Haters", but that's the way it is!

Thereā€™s probably no doubt

helpful

When my grandpa starts talking like this the family has to ask grandma to put him to bed.

behind the shed

What a pathetic, lying piece of shit. He thinks he's the greatest president of all time. For what? Tweeting angrily, playing golf, and watching Fox News?

To use retards he will always be the greatest president. He is an inspiration to all tards, we now know the sky is the limit.

i šŸ’˜ daddy

This guy is the king of Sperg.

I wanna fucking die.

Oh, cool, Trump did another stupid thing.

Holy fuck there are more than 30k retweet. Who have all that free time?