If injuring, maiming or killing is a rhetorical maximization of the damage caused by stabbing, then what is your controlled method of stabbing which results in no injury, maiming, or death? Did you mean stab them with your micro mayo dick?
Really? Assaulting someone with a weapon with intent to injure, maim, or kill after the fact is on par with unwanted touching of someone’s clothing to expose their underwear?
What is with idiots on Reddit and a perverse desire to murder others in revenge for incredibly disproportionate offenses? The offense was relatively minor, she was never in danger, and it was after the fact. Do the words “sexual assault” just remove all inhibitions, legal ramifications, or sense of proportion? Where does it end for you? Does someone moving your luggage on an airplane or angrily spilling a drink on you deserve a knife in the gut as well? The girl is getting charged with aggravated assault for a reason - just as the boy is getting charged with sexual battery.
I hope you manic nut jobs don’t go outside - I assume you’d just start fucking stabbing people.
No katanas in this house, friendo. I operate within the law, none of these casual shanking shenanigans here. Just cold, hard, steely determination and a deep passion for promoting non cold-blooded murder related solutions to everyday faults, slights, and events for these fresh, half-baked little idiots.
Making the world a better place one spergout at a time you might say.
It's like those commercials for that 'Dietland' show.
Literally nobody is going to wolf whistle those ugly hamplanets. But they need everyone to believe that they are 1) sexually desirable, even though they are not and 2) oppressed as women, even though they are not.
Look, I get it. It’s cute - you’re either a mindless troll or you’ve lost conviction in whatever you were arguing for. But you said someone mind numbingly stupid - And I’m pretty sure you at least though you were serious. At least own up to it.
I really liked the part where the one guy acted like he’s the reasonable one and clearly not a basement dweller for thinking stabbing is a normal response. If she slapped him, punched him, or something else that’d be one thing. Most people would think you’re pretty crazy when you start repeatedly stabbing someone.
Look at the levels of soy in that thread. Now consider the fact that /r/drama comes closer to that same fate every day. Only you, the users, can save this sub from liberal soycuck degeneracy.
/u/FlyingFailure I'd feel very sexually assaulted if I met a "woman" who showed me a suprise penis in an intimate situation. How much stabbing would you allow me in that situation? I'm thinking 3 or 4 times, but not the face, because it's not the worst sexual assault but it's still something.
I think you're confusing having your shirt pulled off vs a transgender person not communicating very well, but I think you would really enjoy dick if you just gave it a try
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1 IqtaKadabra 2018-05-17
r/shitsrdinessay
1 mgtow_idgaf 2018-05-17
When is the day of the fucking can?
1 SnapshillBot 2018-05-17
Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.
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1 Zizac 2018-05-17
If injuring, maiming or killing is a rhetorical maximization of the damage caused by stabbing, then what is your controlled method of stabbing which results in no injury, maiming, or death? Did you mean stab them with your micro mayo dick?
/u/cycloneblaze
1 automatic_chuck 2018-05-17
/u/FlyingFailure:
/u/peterpanic32:
The pedo and the rapist.
1 LemonScore 2018-05-17
It's SRD, so they're both probably pedophiles and rapists.
1 lickedTators 2018-05-17
Peterpanic32 also doesn't enjoy the bantz. He won't enjoy being pinged to drama.
1 automatic_chuck 2018-05-17
/u/peterpanic32 GOT BTFOed
1 peterpanic32 2018-05-17
Peterpanic32 don’t play no games. No banter, no drama, only 100% keyboard rage 100% of the time.
1 automatic_chuck 2018-05-17
LOL CUCK
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-05-17
respect. just remember to hide your katana before the spergouts
1 peterpanic32 2018-05-17
No katanas in this house, friendo. I operate within the law, none of these casual shanking shenanigans here. Just cold, hard, steely determination and a deep passion for promoting non cold-blooded murder related solutions to everyday faults, slights, and events for these fresh, half-baked little idiots.
Making the world a better place one spergout at a time you might say.
1 Invalid_Target 2018-05-17
I'm gay and get more pussy than you do.
1 jerkedpickle 2018-05-17
Did someone hurt you at recess?
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-05-17
those morons have never heard of the word "proportionality" i guess. i cry for their future defense attorneys.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-17
Don't. They might have parents with deep pockets, and an attorney that bills by the hour.
1 Ennui2778 2018-05-17
Hi!
1 _MAGAMEMNON_ 2018-05-17
Don't. An entertaining defendant is the best.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-05-17
This sounds like something a RAPIST would say! M'lady deserves the best defense my blade can provide!
1 ExtraChromosomeSpork 2018-05-17
Funny thing is, I bet every single one of them is pro-Palestine.
Catcalling is reasonable grounds to kill someone, but constant terrorist attacks are not, evidently.
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-05-17
that's because of the (((targets)))
1 BasilandLavender 2018-05-17
those morons actually believe anyone would willingly touch the trollx landwhales
1 TherapyFortheRapy 2018-05-17
It's like those commercials for that 'Dietland' show.
Literally nobody is going to wolf whistle those ugly hamplanets. But they need everyone to believe that they are 1) sexually desirable, even though they are not and 2) oppressed as women, even though they are not.
1 Nopepole 2018-05-17
Someones got to push them back in the ocean.
1 _MAGAMEMNON_ 2018-05-17
Just splash water on 'em
1 Thulean-Dragon 2018-05-17
Nothing dries up a vagina faster than the words 'I'm a feminist'.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-05-17
I demand OP be banned for two days! Given my ban for posting near identical faggotry 😤
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-05-17
Why don't these dumb women just wear skirts that have blades along the edge like Oddjob's hat?
Plus they can use it to cut off slices from their carry-around cheese blocks when their sugars drop dangerously low.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-05-17
Back in the good old days they carried 8 inch hat pins to shove into gropey men.
1 FlyingFailure 2018-05-17
oh boy I got linked!
1 shiwanshu_ 2018-05-17
We fully support the day of the can
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-05-17
You are hysterical. I am glad you let your emotions loose at your keyboard versus the public. I am a big fan of your work.
1 FlyingFailure 2018-05-17
thank you I try very hard to let my mind ramble and go off on people
1 lickedTators 2018-05-17
Look, I get it. It’s cute - you’re either a mindless troll or you’ve lost conviction in whatever you were arguing for. But you said someone mind numbingly stupid - And I’m pretty sure you at least though you were serious. At least own up to it.
1 peterpanic32 2018-05-17
Oh, well... I guess this is happening.
1 Constantdiarrhea 2018-05-17
I really liked the part where the one guy acted like he’s the reasonable one and clearly not a basement dweller for thinking stabbing is a normal response. If she slapped him, punched him, or something else that’d be one thing. Most people would think you’re pretty crazy when you start repeatedly stabbing someone.
1 jasos-2005 2018-05-17
I cannot imagine a normal person doing that unless they had some kind of grudge against the kid.
1 IFuckedZoeQuinn 2018-05-17
Look at the levels of soy in that thread. Now consider the fact that /r/drama comes closer to that same fate every day. Only you, the users, can save this sub from liberal soycuck degeneracy.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-05-17
Fuck you I like dried tofu.
1 MG87 2018-05-17
What does Zoe's asshole taste like?
1 Neon_needles 2018-05-17
Depression
1 ahbslldud 2018-05-17
Stabby lady did nothing wrong tbh. Hope she got him good.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-17
/u/FlyingFailure I'd feel very sexually assaulted if I met a "woman" who showed me a suprise penis in an intimate situation. How much stabbing would you allow me in that situation? I'm thinking 3 or 4 times, but not the face, because it's not the worst sexual assault but it's still something.
1 FlyingFailure 2018-05-17
I think you're confusing having your shirt pulled off vs a transgender person not communicating very well, but I think you would really enjoy dick if you just gave it a try
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-17
Sexual assault if kind of a wide category. I think it's important to clearly discuss the acccurate amount of stabbing any situation warrants.
1 ConsequentDog 2018-05-17
They're both sexual assault.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-05-17
gay panic legally allows you 15 stabs that are several inches deep.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-05-17
That sounds pretty generous. Glad to live in such a great timeline.
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-05-17
Male feminists, everyone.
1 Anthropist_ 2018-05-17
/r/nattycomics
1 MooseHeckler 2018-05-17
/r/iamverybadass.
1 ineedmorealts 2018-05-17
u/FlyingFailure
I too support grossing disproportionate responses to crimes #DeathToSpeeders #HangThoseWhoDontFileTaxesOnTime