Dear Men, Please Stop Talking About 'Rick and Morty' on Dates

40  2018-05-19 by Sc0ttyDoesntKn0w

40 comments

Never once has a man just moved on after my face turned to the equivalent of the 😒 emoji at the mention of the show.

Using emojis in an article, the absolute state of journalism.

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The goddamn Jews and their jewy emojis 🔯🤥✡️️

Wtf is with your comment scores lately? You keep getting downvoted

It's the Ed_Bittervotes brigade

thinks it's journalism

why are you like this? 😂

Ed, we both now I'm retarded.

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The show's supposed sophistication clearly appeals to a subset of the population eager to finally put that undergrad philosophy degree to good use.

Wtf, I agree with a Vice article.

Anna Rose Iovine

@annaroseiovine

weekend social media editor @vice

condescending and a "weekend social media editor"

I think I cracked the code on why you're stuck dating R&M fans, toots

Honestly "undergrad philosophy degree" is too charitable assumption for the biggest R&M fans. R&M philosophy is spacing out in the park tier philosophy.

/u/gavinbrindstar, /u/AlwaysTryAgain is a notorious Reddit power user, he has definitely never been on a date

Sounds like a vice news reader/writer problem.

Vice.com

Delet your account.

Hot!

They get all the attention these days 😩

Shit fursuit

they doxxed and harassed female writers

Well dan Harmon sexually harassed a women so it's literally just following his great work. Wubalub! Depression!

She was a writer to boot

When McDonalds brings back the shitty mulan sauce I will stop talking about my IQ

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jfc how physically repulsive is the author that shes forced to go out with guys who look like they may even consider mentioning Rick and Morty on a date

Even /r/drama's resident Rick and Morty expert /u/masterlawlz would probably swipe left.

she appears to be a big tiddy jewish gal

Just needs a strategically placed paper bag, and she might even be hot.

oh no.

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Who apparently has shit tier taste in men.

Talking about Rick and Morty on dates seems like a good way to become/remain an incel.

The last generation with real social skills is the generation that graduated high school before Myspace existed.

Hot take: Rick and Morty is a funny show

Looks like someone doesn't have a high enough IQ to appreciate the animated frame-sequence known as Richard & Mortimer.

The only woman I have ever seen who loves Rick and Morty is Dani Daniels, so that's probably gonna skew the results a bit.

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Wow, thanks for the tip.

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How dare these little-dicked misogonerds say something a woman doesn't like! KILL THEM ALL!!!!

But babe, if you attract such men,you gotta ask yourself a question - why?

Dear Women, Please Stop Blogging Your Shitty Dates

70 new episodes

I think that Rick and Morty is a modern sterilization project. The idea is to get so many young "niceguys" to seem as repulsive to opposite sex as possible so that they dont breed. Their prototype of Family Gay is wearing out so they hired the two biggest retards in the cartoon industry to make something stronger.

due to people who may not be you, the show is now associated with sexism, Szechuan sauce, and being pompous about a cartoon. It’s hard to come back from that.

MRW

So many fucking words and the author doesn't even get to the point: Women don't enjoy nihilism as a theme as much as men do. Especially not as a source of humor.

Instead she found something topical to put in a headline and then set about armchair psychiatry to re-discover the same conclusions that VICE articles always find.

This is all a cynical ploy from an Internet content framer for clicks, right? She can't possibly take herself or this article seriously, can she?

>Going on a date with a woman in 2018.

Haha lmao.

Where's the drama?