Dude are you rocking a mullet?

Oh thank god otherwise you were guarantee to die from a fentanyl od.

saw some pretty stylish mullets in Catalonia around 2010.

the front says I conform to society, but the back says I have personality

Mullets are the /r/drama of haircuts.

They're autistic?

If you ever decide to cut your hair off, you should spend 24 hours with a mullet first and see if you like it.

I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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I was gonna talk shit, but nice shirt.

I'm just kinda sitting here and feeling proud of myself for having shaved like a civilized goddamn human being.

You look cute 🙈

>outing yourself as a mayo

Absolutely haram

On the toilet taking a semi-solid alcoholic poop, sipping on a 40.

Had a pint of vodka at work. I do shots in the stockroom, and then chase the blackout when I get home.

You look like a guitar player. Y/N?

Sweet.

Tits or gtfo.