Legal drama when spa of peace declines to wax a trap; courts to determine who is at the apex of the progressive stack.

92  2018-05-20 by LetsBlameYourMother

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I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

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Following a conversation with an employee, she asked to speak with the owner. Carruthers said he called her back and explained that the female employee working that day was a practising Muslim who refrains from physical contact with males outside of her family.

Uh oh, we got a showdown brewing.

Who will win? The Muslim female, or the likely white male tranny?

The tranny will lose. Anatomy wins out and they have a stated policy of not offering brazilian waxes on "male body parts."

Trannies are quickly using up their oppression points on useless shit that no rational person would support them on.

Having a business refuse to wax your bussy waxed is not a human rights violation. Wax places refuse to wax people with poor hygiene habits, so next we'll have legbeards suing because they won't wax their shit-covered asscracks.

> shit-covered asscracks.

A ๐Ÿ† penis ๐Ÿ† is ๐Ÿ† a ๐Ÿ† female ๐Ÿ† body ๐Ÿ† part ๐Ÿ† if ๐Ÿ† it ๐Ÿ†belongs ๐Ÿ† to ๐Ÿ† a ๐Ÿ† woman ๐Ÿ†

The best part?

They DO offer the service, just that the guy who does it was out on leave.

For this one, my money's on "not being forced to touch dick"

But what if the penis is feminine?

Pearls before swine

The business. Why do they not have backup staff when someone is on leave? That should be mandatory.

Well if you actually read the article youโ€™d know that the guy was sick. Guess they should force sick people to work to appease your bloodthirsty capitalism for trannies

No, the business should have someone on staff available. Itโ€™s called a backup plan.

Ur mom gay

Game over toys pack up the boys

Are you willing to pay 100 times more?

Why? Just reschedule and offer a discount and an apology.

Waxing legs is not s Broadway play

It's a waxing salon not a hospital. They have no obligation to keep dedicated staff on hand constantly.

If you don't like it don't patronize that business. You can always go to Canadian Tire, get some Gorilla tape and do it yourself if you're that desperate.

They denied her solely because of her gender. That should be illegal.

They said they can't wax a penis and balls. They also said they wouldn't force anyone to do so.

That's because they didn't have someone available to take care of her.

And they said she could come back when the person who could touch dick was back...

The business should do whatever the fuck it wants

Guess they should force sick people to work to appease your bloodthirsty capitalism for trannies

Of course not. They should force Muslims to touch feminine penis

Trannies make up less than .1% of the population.

Was this recently a talking point on alex jones or daddy's twitter or something?

All of a sudden I'm seeing certain people regurgitate that every time 'trans' is mentioned, regardless of context, like it's some kind of incantation to ward off evil spirits.

Na it's been said a lot, just gets said more as they become more and more in the spotlight. We're not talking about gays, which most people with semi-wide social circles probably know at least one, trans people are very rare.

I've heard the statistics for years, I've said it myself.

That doesn't reconcile the sudden explosion that hasn't risen in line with the increasing awareness of trans stuff.

It also doesn't explain the lack of any required context for it to be brought up.

At this point some people are automatically saying it whenever the syllable "trans". And it looks a lot like someone crossing themselves because they heard the word 'witch'.

Hmm, yes, mandatory. Thing I thought of should be mandatory.

Here is a thing I thought of: dudes not pretending to be women. That should be mandatory.

That should be mandatory.

Why? If you can't get as much work done as usual, why should the government intervene?

Why is everyone downvoting this beautiful troll account that has given so many people so many lols? Come on guys, the name is literally Recall Rethuglicans, this is one of us.

Oh shit if this trap wins I've gotta start calling up local wax places for my own payday!

โ€œimmense harm to my dignity.โ€

Dignities are not only real - but they have a health-bar.

Flew the coop

Can't wait for a prostitute to refuse to fuck a trans person. Will rape apologia or transphobia win out?

Even simpler : look at what happens when a lesbian doesn't want to be with a MtF tranny (especially one with a penis).

This is already a thing. Theyโ€™re called TERFS

TERFs own

The only true feminists.

the Becky r/actuallesbians vs the Stacy r/truelesbians

crazy man gets court order to make real woman touch he dick

Living the dream.

I'm glad this dream is not unique to me.

saint2e. SAINT

Dude I'm married. I'm exploring all options to seduce my wife.

Wasn't there another saint here? /u/SaintJason?

That tranny should count itself lucky they didn't follow the real muslim policy for his kind of people : throwing it from a tall building.

You should have ended the sentence after 'people' - for better humour. Thank you for letting me share my comedy tips with you.

He's a cringeanarchposter; nto exactly at the natural pinnacle of humor her.

I've got a tip I want to share with you. Meet me in any public bathroom around you and just put your foot under the partition between the stalls.

We should throw cringeanarchy posters off rooftops tbh.

No, just stick to trannies

Lol /u/liberal_degenerate spitting fire with his 3 degrees from ivy league universities.

Look how much that bothers you. ๐Ÿ˜€

no ure mad.

Iโ€™m not unhappy about it, except when they call me for donations.

โ€œNoโ€, I tell them. โ€œReturn to Western Civ, and rid yourself of Gendie Studies. Then I will donate.โ€

Autism.

I didnโ€™t meet anyone that struck me as autistic at HarvardPrincetonYale

Truq

We don't lack tall buildings, or people that needs throwing from them.

That's because there are no tall buildings in Windsor. They'd have to take them across the river to Detroit for that.

Or just push the tranny into Detroit. It'd probably die faster than if you lugged it on top of a building and threw it.

bussy is hala bitch shouldnt have had a problem...

Seriously, why don't FtM have this much drama? Guessing that transtrenders are typically male.

dangerous mentally ill people are more often men

Because it would benefit real men if tranny men spoke up.

they seem relatively stable from what i've seen. though they do use the phrase "original plumbing" far too much

Most of the are manlets, and nobody cares about manlets.

transtrenders are mostly female

Hell Muslim can argue its not gender discrimination but genital discrimination and since the tranny doesnt have vagina well.

Don't you know, they call the dick a vagina these days. Or clit, that's even more popular.

Or in some cases an unclit

Not having a person on standby to wax ball sacks=human rights violation

this is what the future is about what a time to be alive

There is someone in this very thread who believe in their heart of hearts that this is true.

Goddamnit I hate trannies so much. Return of Hitler when?

Windsor

This is hella easy. Canadian isis foreign fighters are all welcome back in Canada. And its very common to see every facect of Canadian society bend over and spread their cheeks to acomidate a Muslim and their needs.

Some mayo transgender is always second in line.