He's a Brit who got famous on SNL. He now hosts his own show where he picks a political topic of the week and looks into it with a comedic slant. It's left-leaning and gets up people's noses.
Im older than that and I knew. My kids would be in the perfect age range and one knew. We did watch World Peace and they thought some stuff was funny that I didn't and vice versa.
That clip was awful because it was extremely shitty and extremely smug for some reason.
I like anti comedy. I like Eric Andre and Nathan for you. I like Sachs Baron Cohen. The difference between those and whatever that clip tried to do is a thing called quality
Seven years is a short time span, a fraction of a single person's life - barely a second in the life of a whole people. And yet the past seven years somehow seem longer than many decades of the past. A very important historical event is contained within them: the rebirth of a nation formerly threatened by extinction. It is an incredibly eventful time, and seems barely comprehensive sometimes to us, who have not just had the opportunity to witness but also to actually create a small part of it.
Democratic ideals are a big topic of discussion right now; not in Germany, but other parts of the world talk about them. We in Germany have learned our lesson with democratic ideals; if the rest of the world praises these ideals, we can only answer that the German people had the chance to live within the purest form of this ideal, and we ourselves are now reaping the legacy left by this democracy. We then get a lecture on the wonderful goals of war, especially from the British side. Great Britain has much experience in proclaiming goals of war, considering they have waged more wars than anyone else. The goals they proclaim today are fantastic: the creation of a new Europe. This Europe will be a just place, and the general equality will make arms unnecessary, so we can all disarm. This disarmament is supposed to kick start a period of economic blossoming, trade and movement should commence, especially trade, much trade, free trade! And from this trade, culture is supposed to bloom, and not just culture, but religion, too. In one phrase: the golden age is supposed to dawn. Unfortunately, this golden age has been described in a very similar fashion on several occasions, and not even by prior generations, but by the same people that are describing it yet again today. It's like a very worn-out groove on an old LP. We should pity these gentlemen, who haven't found a new, big idea to hook the people on, because they promised the same things in 1918: the goal of war then was also a "new Europe" and a "new equality", this new equality whose main element is abolishing a nation's right to self-determination. At that time, an equality that would make arms unnecessary in the future was promised. Thence issued the program of disarmament of everyone. And to make this disarmament especially manifest, it was supposed to be crowned by a union of all disarmed states, which had decided that, in the future, all differences (at least no one doubted there would still be differences) between them should be, well, as it is the custom among democracies, be talked to pieces in open discussions. Under no circumstances should there be any more shooting. And at that time it was already said that the consequences of this disarmament and this worldwide parliament would be an incredible blossoming, a blooming of industry and especially (and much emphasis is always put on this) of trade, of free trade. Culture, as well, should not be disregarded in this process, and while one spoke a little bit less about religion at the end of the war than at the beginning, we at least were told, in the year 1918, that it would be a blessed era that God would smile upon.
We are experiencing now what happened then: the old states were dissolved without even asking their peoples' opinion. Not in one single case was the nation asked if it agreed with the measures that others would put into place in them. Old, almost historical bodies were dissolved - not just states, but also economic bodies. One could not imagine something better in their stead, since what is created over a period of several centuries is probably better than anything else; it was definitely impossible for those people that view all of European history with the greatest arrogance to create something better. So it passed that, without taking into account a nation's right to self-determination, Europe was hacked up, Europe was torn open, large states were dissolved, nations had their rights taken away. This was done by first making them helpless, then categorizing them in a manner that predetermined who the winners and the losers would be. There was no more talk of disarmament then, on the contrary, the arms race continued. For no one started solving their conflicts in a peaceful manner, on the contrary, those states with arms waged war just like before. Only the disarmed were not able to forbid the menacing actions of the armed, or even to keep them away from themselves. Paralleling this, of course, came not a period of economic health, but on the contrary an incredible system of reparations led to the economic downfall of not only the losers, but also of the winners themselves. No people felt the effects of this economic depression more than the Germans. The general economic disorganization led, particularly in Germany, to a widespread joblessness that almost ruined our German people. Culture, as well, was not enhanced, but rather ridiculed and warped. Religion took a back seat; in these 15 years no one British spoke of religion; no British person remembered Christian mercifulness or altruism. At that time the gentlemen did not take their Bibles with them on walks, instead, their Bible was the Treaty of Versailles! 448 paragraphs, all of which a burden, an obligation, a condemnation, a blackmail of Germany or towards Germany. And this Versailles was guaranteed by the new League of Nations - not a union of free nations, of similar nations, not a union of nations at all (the actual, founded nations stayed away) - a League of Nations whose sole task was to guarantee this most base of all agreements, this agreement which was not negotiated but instead purely forced upon us, and to force us to fulfill it.
So that was the time of a democratic Germany! Today, when foreign statesmen pretend not to be able to trust the modern Germany, it does not apply to the previous Germany: for was not that previous Germany birthed by and created by them, so they could trust it.
And how badly they treated that Germany! Who still has complete memories of the history of that time: the horrible collapse of 1918, the tragic occurrences of 1919, and then all the years of domestic economic deterioration, the ongoing enslavement and impoverishment of our people, and most of all the complete hopelessness! Today, still, it is unsettling to think of that time, when a great nation slowly lost trust not just in itself, but in any sort of worldly justice. During this whole time, democratic Germany hoped, begged, and protested in vain. The international financial sector stayed brutally inconsiderate and squeezed as much as it could out of our people; the statesmen of the Allied nations remained hardhearted. It was mercilessly said, on the contrary, that 20 million Germans were too many. No one listened to the wretchedness of our unemployed, no one cared about the ruin of our agriculture or industry, not even of our trade. We remember this silencing of traffic that occurred at this time in the German Reich. At this time, when all hope was gone, when begging was proved to be futile, when protesting did not lead to victory: it was at this time that the National Socialist movement was created from one basic insight: the insight, that one is not allowed to hope in this world, nor beg, nor lower oneself by protesting. Instead, one needs to help oneself!
For 15 years, in this democratic Germany, hope was preached, hope for a new world, for new institutions. Every side had its international patron. Some hoped for the international solidarity of the proletariat, others placed their hope in democratic international institutions, on the League of Nations in Geneva. Still others hoped for a global conscience, for a cultural conscience, etc.
All this hope was in vain. We have put a different type of hope in the place of that previous hope: the hope of the only help that exists in this world, help through one's own power. The place that hope occupied is now filled with faith in our German people, in the mobilization of its eternal inner values. Back then , we had very little real tools to help us. What we saw as the building blocks of the new Reich, besides our own will, was firstly our people's manpower, secondly the intelligence of our people, and third that which our Lebensraum has to offer, namely, our earth and soil. Thus we began our work and subsequently witnessed this internal German ascent. This internal German ascent, which did not threaten the rest of the world in any way, which was purely internal German reforms, still instantaneously managed to produce hate in others. Possibly the most tragic moment of this happening was when we proclaimed our Four-Year-Plan, an idea which should have enthused the other world: a people wanted to help itself; it did not appeal to others for aid, it did not appeal for presents, for charity, it appealed to its own creative facilities, its own diligence, its own energy, its own intelligence. And still this other world started shouting, British statesmen cried out: what do you think you're doing, this Four-Year-Plan, it does not fit into our global economy! - as if they had let us have part in this global economy. No, they scented the recovery of the German people - and because of this, because we foresaw this and because we noticed this, we immediately began, parallel to this recovery, to remobilize German power.
Top of the Sunni mongrels sure, but master race Shia won't have any of it. Saudi dogs can't even make their own nukes, they have to buy them from paki pigs.
The best part is they're only top of the heap because the US made them so. House of saud only (relatively) recently took relevance after conquering hashemites and bowing to the west.
To any indians reading this, I know you likethe taste of cow piss, but listen to me. i have seen many cows vaginas, and i can assure you that it is not worth trying to fuck them, even if your pasty weakling arms aren't capable of holding down a girl as you rape them due to a birth defect. go try and build dams in our water sources you cowfuckers, see how we fuck u up. 🇵🇰😎
I hope they are just being edgy but damn I sometimes hope they are for real. I want headshots lined up with "Why waste your genetic seed but no children but muh lineage" quotes like baseball cards.
it used to be just edgy then after it started hitting the front page it became unironic retards. either that or they're so deep in on the joke that i'm left out.
so do asians, middle easterners and north africans (perhaps others, idk). asians have more than europeans, something like 20 or 30% more neanderthal dna. theres ur srspost for the day.
Har! My ancestors fucking stronger and probably smarter Neanderthots and cucking their cavehusbands is part of the reason European men were capable of eventually conquering the planet
It's not my fault no other people got any superior Neandergussy, don't be salty about it
My children and further generations will forever be split in their identity and have no true alegiance to anything transcendent, their only choice will be to attach themselves to the material identities peddled by the system such as "gamer" or "goth" since they can't access the solid connection to their people that every other generation before them had.
imagine being an unironic seriousposter on fucking mde and thinking you have any hope of breeding
It appears in this sub anyone that thinks the people of their country should have kids with each other is a deadbeat who thinks being white is their greatest achievement...
Don't be so afraid habibi, your fear of the mayos is irrational. We were a good overlord for your little people before, we gave you schools and railroads and toilets. Don't be afraid of us little habibi
There are a hilarious amount of posters on MDE pretending they're actually 35, married with two children, and have a double degree in electrical engineering and medicine.
Then you check their post history and they post in /r/kappa, whatever Ice_Poseidon's sub is, and /r/streetwear.
Care to comment on the fact that your mental deficiencies most likely mean that you will never find love, and you trying to blame this on a loss of "white identity" (lol) is just your brain's way of trying to rationalize the sad, inevitable truth that your genes end with you? A reality so pathetic that even trailer park trash in the southern US is able to avoid it?
Just to be clear, I'm not a professional "quote maker". I'm just a white teenager who greatly values his pure genes and racial superiority over any jew-led white genocide. That being said, I am open to any and all criticism.
"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any libcuck values. But because, I am enlightened by the wisdom of the last episode of Million Dollar Extreme." - GuillotinesNOW
If you've seen Mad Max 2 and want to try something different, try Bellflower.
It's a movie about two friends building the car from that film. Bellflower was made by a couple of friends on a tiny budget, and they built almost everything themselves (the camera, the car and the flame thrower for example). It's extremely underrated in my opinion. One of the most real movies about friendship and relationships I've ever seen.
Have you seen In Bruges? It's not sci fi or horror but it's good. New blade runner is kino sci-fi but it's best at the cinema and I expect you've already seen it if you like that kind of stuff.
i hate that movie. it's literally the movie version of an edge lord. a 15 minute violent rape scene and a scene where a guy gets his dome caved in by a fire extinguisher are the only reasons to watch that movie. if i was going to tell someone to watch it, i'd tell them to watch those two clips and just get it over with.
If you don't watch the whole movie you won't get to experience that feeling of wanting to flush yourself down a toilet when it ends. It's not for everyone, I guess.
yeah, i mean i do GET the point of the movie, but i just think it's a bad movie. a girl gets horribly raped, the movie is in reverse, and the last scene is her sitting peacefully, enjoying nature, not know that she's about to be sodomized for 20 minutes by a psychopath and end up struggling to breath in hospital, the very next day.
it makes you feel like a piece of shit, sure, it's effective, but it's rather cheap as well. the movie is popular because it just goes places most movies are too pussy to go, it's really that actually good or well thought out. anyone could write a movie where the plot revolves around someone really horrible happening to a good person for no reason, and justice is never achieved and there is no point to the movies besides "life is fucking horrible, don't you wanna kill yourself now?".
i already wanna kill myself, fuck you, whoever directed that movie.
It's some seriously impressive mental gymnastics to believe you have escaped the influence of all that mainstream popular culture you hate so much only to turn around and spend your time talking about how totally not bent out of shape you are about the latest royal marriage.
MDEgenerates talk about how they're strong, virile reactionary traditionalist men with submissive wives, good jobs, a homestead in Montana and five blonde kids to restore yt civilization, but irl they're just NEETs who haven't quite made the transition from /pol/ to the /r9k/ blackpill yet.
My children and further generations will forever be split in their identity and have no true alegiance to anything transcendent
Imagine being such a miserable fuck your identity revolves around your skin tone. Artistic taste? Work? Hobbies? Interests? nah the most important part about me is that i'm a fucking mayo smh
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-05-20
No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around
Snapshots:
I am a bot. (Info / Contact)
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-20
Featuring amazing bantz such as these.
1 TheSnooper 2018-05-20
ok ahs
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-20
REEEEE anyone who thinks I'm a mayo retard is AHS.
No, we're CENTRISTS.
1 TheSnooper 2018-05-20
nice post history in ahs though
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-20
Getting downvoted an calling them out ont heir shit?
1 TheSnooper 2018-05-20
do you have a verifiable source for that statement? otherwise its all hearsay, sorry sweetie
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-20
GANGGANGGANG master race.
1 TheSnooper 2018-05-20
you're a twink
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-20
Thanks. :)
1 RACE_OF_PEACE 2018-05-20
that's a compliment around here bby
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-05-20
Bears>>>>>>twinks
1 Keep_Yourself_Safe 2018-05-20
Bears on twinks 😍
1 retarded_molecule 2018-05-20
It wasn't me!
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-20
1 DarthNightnaricus 2018-05-20
You must be new.
1 freet0 2018-05-20
You have to go back
1 better_bot 2018-05-20
wow u showed him
1 spookyguy109 2018-05-20
It's from the tv show. One of the funniest scenes in the whole series.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbllxgxgQVQ
1 HillaryDidNothnWrong 2018-05-20
1 CuteBarnacle 2018-05-20
Sorry they're not John Oliver. :(
1 HillaryDidNothnWrong 2018-05-20
I'm sorry they're not as funny as John Oliver, too.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-05-20
MDE is bad enough without calling John Oliver funny.
1 kippot 2018-05-20
No matter how bad John oliver would ever become, it is impossible to descend to the level of mdegenerates
1 captainpriapism 2018-05-20
LOL r slash drama upvotes this because butthurt at mde
1 HillaryDidNothnWrong 2018-05-20
Only thing blasting my ass is ppl thinking MDE is funny
1 FuckElonMusk69 2018-05-20
You’re right, Sam Hyde is much more random xDdd holds up spork it’s so funny!
Serious question btw I’m not American who is John Oliver? He probably sucks too because tv/Internet comedy sucks but idk why I’m supposed to hate him
1 SamWhite 2018-05-20
He's a Brit who got famous on SNL. He now hosts his own show where he picks a political topic of the week and looks into it with a comedic slant. It's left-leaning and gets up people's noses.
1 WithoutAComma 2018-05-20
*The Daily Show
1 SamWhite 2018-05-20
Thought it was SNL for some reason, I only really know him from that first season of Community.
1 WithoutAComma 2018-05-20
And I didn't know that he did that, so we're all learning stuff I guess.
1 SamWhite 2018-05-20
He was one of the best things on it, shame he couldn't stick around. Then again, that show took a bit of a nosedive in quality anyway.
1 satanismyhomeboy 2018-05-20
A comedian who makes fun of Drumpfr on tv. So the incredibly thick-skinned champions of free speech want him deported.
1 mcslibbin 2018-05-20
the funniest thing about his show is how upset conservautists get about it
1 CuteBarnacle 2018-05-20
John Oliver is a brit.
1 captainpriapism 2018-05-20
unironic originator of current year meme
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-05-20
>Sets bar at John Oliver
>Fails to reach it
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-05-20
Well, that was retarded.
I don't know if there's something wrong with me or what, but I STILL haven't seen an MDE clip that was funny.
1 cimarafa 2018-05-20
His TED talk was funny but that's the only genuinely amusing thing I've ever seen him do.
1 Wopitikitotengo 2018-05-20
I don't think he even wrote the script
1 SpotNL 2018-05-20
It was cancelled for a reason.
1 TheSnooper 2018-05-20
because ppl complained about it lol
got good ratings and ppl liked it
1 SpotNL 2018-05-20
All 100 viewers loved it.
1 TheSnooper 2018-05-20
it had higher ratings than eric andre
1 TheSnooper 2018-05-20
it had higher ratings than eric andre
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-05-20
Good thing it was cancelled
1 MagicHoudini 2018-05-20
Preach 👆👆👆
1 MagicHoudini 2018-05-20
Why are they so greasy?
Why is the cinematography so shitty?
Where are the jokes?
It feels like a diseased Mitchell and Webb sketch.
1 CuteBarnacle 2018-05-20
It's anti-comedy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Million_Dollar_Extreme
If you don't get it it's okay.
1 crefakis 2018-05-20
1 jaja10 2018-05-20
this but unironically
1 FuckElonMusk69 2018-05-20
Literal teen content
I have never met someone over 25 who knows what Sam Hyde or MDE is
1 jaja10 2018-05-20
Good to know, thanks for your input
1 FuckElonMusk69 2018-05-20
I know
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-05-20
Im older than that and I knew. My kids would be in the perfect age range and one knew. We did watch World Peace and they thought some stuff was funny that I didn't and vice versa.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-05-20
Anti-watchable is what it is.
1 FuckElonMusk69 2018-05-20
Wow so they did a really terrible job on purpose! Groundbreaking holy fuck.
I was thinking of taking a shit later on tonight, if I make a Patreon will you support my live “anti comedy” broadcast?
1 MagicHoudini 2018-05-20
That clip was awful because it was extremely shitty and extremely smug for some reason.
I like anti comedy. I like Eric Andre and Nathan for you. I like Sachs Baron Cohen. The difference between those and whatever that clip tried to do is a thing called quality
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quality_(philosophy)
If you don’t get it, it’s okay
1 ay_what_up2 2018-05-20
careful, that’s a trigger word at mde
1 TheSnooper 2018-05-20
le black tom green
1 better_bot 2018-05-20
That's right, because if you lack real talent just say you're doing it ironically.
1 rudest 2018-05-20
It’s anti-funny too
1 SamWhite 2018-05-20
That's as good as it gets? Christ.
1 le_epic_xd 2018-05-20
Blac poo lol xddddddddd 🤣🤣🤣😂
1 SpotNL 2018-05-20
The people who post on MDE have no sense of humor. It is impressive that in a thread with 120+ (mostly low effort) comments, not one is funny
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-20
Anti-comedy, aka we're pretentious jackasses.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-20
Anti-comedy, aka we're pretentious jackasses, but we're only pretending to be retarded. As it is with such "irony", it's actually unironic.
1 SpotNL 2018-05-20
Even anti-humor's goal is to make people laugh. Which is why it is so hard, because if you fail (or simply not funny) you come across as damaged.
1 captainpriapism 2018-05-20
ahs thinks this sub isnt funny too
1 watermark02 2018-05-20
Here's some from the master of irony himself:
TOP KEK
1 SpotNL 2018-05-20
Run on sentences and mindless blabbering? Of course it is Hitler. Reading his texts always show that he must've been a great orator.
1 captainpriapism 2018-05-20
lol you spaz thats a quote from the same sketch that the op screenshot is, the entire thread is a refernce to an mde sketch filled with quotes
how are you gonna call other people butthurt and then do shit like this lol
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2018-05-20
Imagine a paki princess lol
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-20
We will have our REVENGE.
1 pizzashill 2018-05-20
This can't go unanswered tbh. I hate to say it, but we gotta send one of our guys over to Saudi Arabia to marry an Arab princess.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2018-05-20
Pizza how dare you
1 pizzashill 2018-05-20
Saudis are at the top of the Muslim hierarchy. If we take one of them, the browns will know we mean business.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2018-05-20
Top of the Sunni mongrels sure, but master race Shia won't have any of it. Saudi dogs can't even make their own nukes, they have to buy them from paki pigs.
1 pizzashill 2018-05-20
Saudi could have their own nukes, but as the highest of the Muslims, they prefer to have the dregs build them.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2018-05-20
The best part is they're only top of the heap because the US made them so. House of saud only (relatively) recently took relevance after conquering hashemites and bowing to the west.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-05-20
(((Israel))) is clearly the best out of all of them
1 supadik 2018-05-20
Yeah, not gonna happen. If you send one of your girls over, they might accept.
Vanessa Trump was dating a Saudi prince until 9/11, then he bailed on her (lol)
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2018-05-20
You will have Pajeet nukes
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-20
To any indians reading this, I know you likethe taste of cow piss, but listen to me. i have seen many cows vaginas, and i can assure you that it is not worth trying to fuck them, even if your pasty weakling arms aren't capable of holding down a girl as you rape them due to a birth defect. go try and build dams in our water sources you cowfuckers, see how we fuck u up. 🇵🇰😎
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-05-20
Lmao imagine being a Pakistani.
The greatest compliment you've ever heard in your life is "wow you look so white, are you Lebanese?"
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-05-20
I hope they are just being edgy but damn I sometimes hope they are for real. I want headshots lined up with "Why waste your genetic seed but no children but muh lineage" quotes like baseball cards.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-20
1 acct_118 2018-05-20
Careful, the vote percentage of this thread and the fact that even Snapshill is downvoted says you've hurt their fragile feeling enough already.
1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2018-05-20
Go back to TMoR
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-20
Lol mad that someone insulted your podcast waifu?
1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2018-05-20
Nah nigga I ain't mad, just sad
1 htmlcoderexe 2018-05-20
No, not Snappy!
1 acct_118 2018-05-20
Well, it was when I saw it. No one should downvote the sentient sassy bot and get away with it.
1 PantherChamp 2018-05-20
This is literally what /r/botsrights was made for!
1 speak_english_or_die 2018-05-20
it used to be just edgy then after it started hitting the front page it became unironic retards. either that or they're so deep in on the joke that i'm left out.
1 acct_118 2018-05-20
This has happened to so many subs it's not even surprising anymore.
1 lickedTators 2018-05-20
New royal family, who dem?
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-20
Brown, apparently.
1 RACE_OF_PEACE 2018-05-20
1 freet0 2018-05-20
I may be a 🎅 white 🏳nationalist 👏 but If 😏 I see 😘 a fine 👯 asian 🍜 ass 👌 my bloodline 💦💦 bout to 💆become 🍘 a 🍙 riceline 🍱
1 RaoulDuke96 2018-05-20
underrated
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-05-20
Why the fuck is this not an El Snappster quote?
1 ticktockwarrior 2018-05-20
Probably because jc refuses to sully snappy with emojis
1 cimarafa 2018-05-20
/u/justcool393 is very protective of Snappy
1 Beaton_D_Whitewomen 2018-05-20
whites are an evolutionery dead end. They have an actual amount of neanderthal genes
there is only one source of pure human genes and it's africa. everyone else has some monkey caveman in them
The darker you are the closer to Gods plan for mankinds evolution you will be
1 archdukef4gg0tlives 2018-05-20
so do asians, middle easterners and north africans (perhaps others, idk). asians have more than europeans, something like 20 or 30% more neanderthal dna. theres ur srspost for the day.
1 Beaton_D_Whitewomen 2018-05-20
the neandarthal in you acting up again. less neanderthal more pure human is the way to go for the worlds future
1 archdukef4gg0tlives 2018-05-20
1 Keep_Yourself_Safe 2018-05-20
Why are you such a faggot?
1 better_bot 2018-05-20
Low-T Whitey is always afraid of strong black men.
1 archdukef4gg0tlives 2018-05-20
im not even white lmfao
1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2018-05-20
Sucks to be you
1 archdukef4gg0tlives 2018-05-20
1 AHealthySenseofDread 2018-05-20
maintain personal security
1 archdukef4gg0tlives 2018-05-20
u faggots need to go back to tellin ppl to kill themselves
1 Nopepole 2018-05-20
And they're fucked up for. They smol, can't see God's green earth in its entirety, and they sterilized themselves with anime.
1 archdukef4gg0tlives 2018-05-20
sure fine my point was asians r probably more fucked than whites by this retards joke standards
1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2018-05-20
Har! My ancestors fucking stronger and probably smarter Neanderthots and cucking their cavehusbands is part of the reason European men were capable of eventually conquering the planet
It's not my fault no other people got any superior Neandergussy, don't be salty about it
1 throwaway_999912 2018-05-20
Stop citing Neanderthal sources, retard
1 DarthNightnaricus 2018-05-20
WE WUZ NEANDERTHALS
1 westofthetracks 2018-05-20
imagine being an unironic seriousposter on fucking mde and thinking you have any hope of breeding
1 liquidm 2018-05-20
Imagine having so little going on in your life that your greatest achievement is the DNA you were born with.
1 THE_Stark 2018-05-20
https://twitter.com/LordMolyneaux/status/987161874549616640
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!! Elon musk is a dead beat
1 throwaway_999912 2018-05-20
"Being born white is my greatest accomplishment" - Elon Musk, 2018
1 THE_Stark 2018-05-20
Apparently, since he cares about demographics.
1 RaoulDuke96 2018-05-20
He says:
You hear:
You have autism
1 THE_Stark 2018-05-20
It's the same shit this guy is saying...
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8kqi6x/mde_100_bussyblasted_about_the_mayocide/dz9zp0e/
It appears in this sub anyone that thinks the people of their country should have kids with each other is a deadbeat who thinks being white is their greatest achievement...
1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2018-05-20
If you argue in favor of more mayos here, you're gonna have a bad time
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-20
Keep going.
1 EagleClaw123 2018-05-20
Elin mucks is an african immigrant NICE TRY LIEBERAL
1 FuckElonMusk69 2018-05-20
Yeah he is
What does he do other than announce projects then delay them, leach off NASA and actual auto manufacturers, and sell nerd toys to redditors?
Maybe if he hasn’t had kids with his first gold digging wife he wouldn’t feel quite as bad
1 ComedicSans 2018-05-20
Imagine being such a fucking mong that the only identity they can possibly envision is one solely concerned about where their grandparents came from.
Career? Nah. Sporting/musical/other talent? Nope. Anything involving effort? Hell no. MUH TRAILER PARK HERITAGE.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-20
ITS ABOUT ETHICS IN WH*TE INBRED GENES REEEEEEEEE
1 Doomblaze 2018-05-20
can you explain what that means im confused
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-20
Unironically posting alt-right shit in an unironically retarded subreddit.
1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2018-05-20
Don't be so afraid habibi, your fear of the mayos is irrational. We were a good overlord for your little people before, we gave you schools and railroads and toilets. Don't be afraid of us little habibi
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-20
lol neanderthal.
1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2018-05-20
If someone gets conquered by Neanderthals, what does that make them? 🤔
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-20
Lol do u say ure inferior to wolves when a pack of them kills you?
1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2018-05-20
I wouldn't say anything, I'd be dead. But hypothetically yes the spider's venom giving capabilities were superior to my venom receiving capabilities
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-20
But you're still better than a spider lol.
1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2018-05-20
More or less, although sin isn't real. All that matters is who wins and who's left cryin about it
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-20
Shabash.
1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2018-05-20
Sorry, I don't speak streetshitter
1 JamesHardenIsMyPapa 2018-05-20
How bussyblasted are you right now?
1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2018-05-20
Your continued existence is so fundamentally unacceptable that you make u/pitterpatterwater look like a Hero of the Revolution
Please don't ever talk to me or my son again
1 xKillerDreag 2018-05-20
There are a hilarious amount of posters on MDE pretending they're actually 35, married with two children, and have a double degree in electrical engineering and medicine.
Then you check their post history and they post in /r/kappa, whatever Ice_Poseidon's sub is, and /r/streetwear.
1 giroth 2018-05-20
I was subbed to streetwear for awhile
I have shame about it, but I can distinguish the poors from the neo-hipsters now on the subway
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-20
Streetwear, aka rich Asian kids.
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-05-20
"HURR DURR U CHECKED MY POST HISTORY AND R/MDE IS A HATESTUB HAHA I TROLLED YOU BUT AM SEERIOUS HAHAHAH" defenses activated!
1 mcslibbin 2018-05-20
Tim Heidecker has a new episode of On Cinema coming out on Thursday
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-05-20
I'm sorry, you confused me with someone who gives a shit.
1 PantherChamp 2018-05-20
/r/Braincels?
1 captainpriapism 2018-05-20
the way you guys are constantly outraged and butthurt at this shit is hilarious, how are you gonna pretend you have some high ground doing this
1 htmlcoderexe 2018-05-20
It's treason, then.
1 ItsSugar 2018-05-20
/u/Penn_
Care to comment on the fact that your mental deficiencies most likely mean that you will never find love, and you trying to blame this on a loss of "white identity" (lol) is just your brain's way of trying to rationalize the sad, inevitable truth that your genes end with you? A reality so pathetic that even trailer park trash in the southern US is able to avoid it?
1 Penn_ 2018-05-20
There is no point in answering it because it is not an argument against what I said but rather who i am. A literal Ad Hominem.
1 PantherChamp 2018-05-20
Shut up, retard
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-05-20
Just to be clear, I'm not a professional "quote maker". I'm just a white teenager who greatly values his pure genes and racial superiority over any jew-led white genocide. That being said, I am open to any and all criticism.
"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any libcuck values. But because, I am enlightened by the wisdom of the last episode of Million Dollar Extreme." - GuillotinesNOW
Eh?
1 TransexualWiener 2018-05-20
this is completely not relevant to the thread, but can someone recommend me a good movie, i'm bored. preferably horror or sci fi or something.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-20
The D&D movie.
1 Wegwerf540 2018-05-20
http://i.imgur.com/krlzceP.gif
1 TheLordHighExecu 2018-05-20
The Third Man
1 DuBBle 2018-05-20
jumanji
1 Cameleopard 2018-05-20
Ichi the Killer
1 TransexualWiener 2018-05-20
yo that's actually a cool movie but i've seen it.
1 gardar15 2018-05-20
The 1980 Flash Gordon movie
1 satanismyhomeboy 2018-05-20
If you've seen Mad Max 2 and want to try something different, try Bellflower.
It's a movie about two friends building the car from that film. Bellflower was made by a couple of friends on a tiny budget, and they built almost everything themselves (the camera, the car and the flame thrower for example). It's extremely underrated in my opinion. One of the most real movies about friendship and relationships I've ever seen.
1 dooba_dooba 2018-05-20
Have you seen In Bruges? It's not sci fi or horror but it's good. New blade runner is kino sci-fi but it's best at the cinema and I expect you've already seen it if you like that kind of stuff.
1 mcslibbin 2018-05-20
dont fucking watch In Bruges
1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2018-05-20
Why not that shot is cash
1 Wegwerf540 2018-05-20
Best fucking movie
1 TransexualWiener 2018-05-20
yeah i've seen in bruges, that movie is dope.
1 ay_what_up2 2018-05-20
12 monkies
1 snallygaster 2018-05-20
funky forest
1 trumplethinskins 2018-05-20
Predestination.
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-05-20
Irreversible
1 TransexualWiener 2018-05-20
i hate that movie. it's literally the movie version of an edge lord. a 15 minute violent rape scene and a scene where a guy gets his dome caved in by a fire extinguisher are the only reasons to watch that movie. if i was going to tell someone to watch it, i'd tell them to watch those two clips and just get it over with.
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-05-20
If you don't watch the whole movie you won't get to experience that feeling of wanting to flush yourself down a toilet when it ends. It's not for everyone, I guess.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-05-20
yeah, i mean i do GET the point of the movie, but i just think it's a bad movie. a girl gets horribly raped, the movie is in reverse, and the last scene is her sitting peacefully, enjoying nature, not know that she's about to be sodomized for 20 minutes by a psychopath and end up struggling to breath in hospital, the very next day.
it makes you feel like a piece of shit, sure, it's effective, but it's rather cheap as well. the movie is popular because it just goes places most movies are too pussy to go, it's really that actually good or well thought out. anyone could write a movie where the plot revolves around someone really horrible happening to a good person for no reason, and justice is never achieved and there is no point to the movies besides "life is fucking horrible, don't you wanna kill yourself now?".
i already wanna kill myself, fuck you, whoever directed that movie.
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-05-20
It's some seriously impressive mental gymnastics to believe you have escaped the influence of all that mainstream popular culture you hate so much only to turn around and spend your time talking about how totally not bent out of shape you are about the latest royal marriage.
1 cimarafa 2018-05-20
MDEgenerates talk about how they're strong, virile reactionary traditionalist men with submissive wives, good jobs, a homestead in Montana and five blonde kids to restore yt civilization, but irl they're just NEETs who haven't quite made the transition from /pol/ to the /r9k/ blackpill yet.
1 Anthropist_ 2018-05-20
Imagine being such a miserable fuck your identity revolves around your skin tone. Artistic taste? Work? Hobbies? Interests? nah the most important part about me is that i'm a fucking mayo smh
1 satanismyhomeboy 2018-05-20
Imagine thinking you have more in common with a Russian from Omsk than the black dude who lives down your street. It's ridiculous, but here we are.
1 FoxyRDT 2018-05-20
Identity of non-whites also revolves around their skintone, are they all miserable fucks?
http://genforwardsurvey.com/assets/uploads/2017/10/September-2017-Final-Toplines.pdf p.17
1 kippot 2018-05-20
Peak mde fragility lmao
1 34895348573857348759 2018-05-20
reading that sub I can't tell if they're genuine or it's a satire on... something?
can someone enlighten me?
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-05-20
Wtf guys I was pretending to be retarded but I've now forgotten how to tie my shoelaces. Basically this.
1 hoseja 2018-05-20
literally who?
1 myshl0ng 2018-05-20
Imagine being a brown mutt while your parents are beautiful green and blue eyed gods.