White people nonsense yet again!...or how a man became an elf

47  2018-05-20 by DrDougberger

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This is not the time or place for another black-dick joke

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He’s one handsome elf. 😍

Omg ikr? He's so pretty! 😋❤

lookmaxxing in 2k18

This is the kind of surgeries the trannies should be getting

Trannies only deserve lobotomy.

And that's how we get catgirls!

E D G Y.

Having a reasonable and realistic stance is being edgy now?

man cosmetics are so expensive in this game

lmao trans-anything

If you can’t see at night, shoot arrows perfectly and you still are a mortal, you’re not an elf.

You’re just a twink with pointy ears

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This is not an Ed post

He might be an elf, but he's still a mayo elf, so put him on the braai.

Thank for making me discover a new fetish I didn't knew I had.

Mentally ill man exploited by cosmetic surgeons, news at 11.

Somehow I doubt he'll go through with the limb lengthening surgery. As I understand it it is incredibly painful.

If anyone would do it it's someone like him.

He has already had painful surgery on his eyes with no anesthesia multiple times and is going to get it done more times so his eyes are the right shade of blue. Pretty sure he's going to do it.

The instance I remember was a 5' tall dude becoming 5'2" through leg lengthening surgery. This dude is at most 6' and wants to become 6'5". It ain't gonna happen.

>White

>Luis Padron

>Argentine

wat

Yes, as we know everyone south of Murica is a dirty brown skinned native indian. No Europeans whatsoever down there.

he originally had black hair and brown eyes.

On his way to elf, he went blond/blue eyed.

The majority of the population in Chile, Argentina and Brazil are whites.

Trans-species

Finally, people are talking about kinfolk. I'm glad there is a discussion going on about the most overlooked minority in the world.

This is bravery above all other braveries.

Argies always trying to look more white lmao

I want this.

He needs some Big Orc Cock

I want to quote the Silmarillion here but I can't quite work it out.

oh wow his eyes were already that huge though

hotter than 90% of American women