Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spong'Bab Al-Squarepantsi! Who hates disbelievers and kills apostates with glee? Spong'Bab Al-Squarepantsi!

166  2018-05-20 by Ultrashitposter

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It's shit like this that makes my life worse as a Eurasian because even if you look amazing you're still a subhuman because Asian women happily marry guys who look like they've been in industrial accidents over an Asian guy. It makes Asian looking males look like the worst fucking losers on earth. The guy is absolutely offensive to look at. Like his face literally makes my stomach churl because he's so ugly. I'd even be mad if he had a white girlfriend People feel they have the liberty to say of course your dad is white. Because white guys see shit like this where some fucking quasimodo looking freak can get Asian girls and they use it as ammo as to how shittyy asian guys are...

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/u/xEka17 subhannallah brother!

/u/xEka17

Your prophet is a pedo

It's okay because after marrying her at the age of 7, Mohammed being a great guy, waited until she was 10 before eating the plums in the icebox.

He had 7 children from 2 out of 13 wives. He must've used some good ass birth control tbh.

Technically if you use the ass you wouldn't need birth control

Most of them died

Children? All his sons died. 3(?) sons.

I suspect there were a lot of still births

He probably had ED.

Hot!

Or he was impotent and Abdul the Guard was Chad incarnate.

Actually 14 wives + tons of sex slaves.

actually

Are we memeing or are you serious? I haven't seen that number.

Tbh it depends on who's sources you believe in. This one lists 19 in total. Wikipedia lists 13. IslamQA lists 12 wives but does not consider Maria (aka one of his child's mothers) a wife nor Rayana.

Thanks!

The more common justification is that "she was mature for her age because they used to grow up earlier back then".

/u/xEka17

Modern Islam would never work in an advanced society, and will never advance a society. It needs disciplined obedient people to thrive. To avoid and preserve the status quo, the punishment or leaving MUST be severe. Because there's no going back after you understand how dumb the rules are.

your religion is a very dictatorial set of rules. And if people knew what's like to not live with those nonsensical rules, they would never come back, or they would twist it to fit their needs. Look what happened to Christianity in the U.S.

When you confront it to Western society, you look and sound medieval. The West values individualism above all else, and not how much we belong to a group or set of rules. We make our own rules, for better or worse.

You'll never win

Maybe they told you how Osama bin ladin killed innocent men on 9/11 who is a terrorist but didn’t mention how their government has always been damaging their homeland as well? bear in mind it is still suspected that it was an inside job done by Bush to weaken the position of muslims overall And lots more, it’s up for you to do the research to find the truth if there is any. But all of the doesn’t matter, everyone will be judged one day and that’s what’s important no matter if you are muslim or not.

Suspected by whom? Where? What are you talking about?

It's pretty much the consensus among all Muslims. Even classmates of mine in college bought into it and they were generally the drinking smoking kind of non observant Muzzies.

That's gotta piss off the Muslims who are actually following the prophet to a t; ie, terrorists.

Really? Never heard that before. Are (((them))) part of the conspiracy too?

Usually not among the more progressive Muzzies, but the more fundie ones believe it was the Yahoodi's saazish, yes.

would twist it to fit their needs. Look what happened to Christianity in the U.S.

When you confront it to Western society, you look and sound medieval.

You've never heard of the Sedevacantists, I see....

I didn’t, now I’ve read about it. Still it’s about Catholics, not Christians as a whole.

To be fair western society isn't the be-all, end-all of advanced society. Japan, Korea, and the up-and-comer China place a lot more emphasis on the good of the group above individual liberties. It's not something I agree with, but it's apparently not holding back their economic/technological progress.

lol srspost.

Someone has to bring content to this sub, otherwise there would be only people like you around here.

lol gay.

values individualism

Mate it's not 2009 you're either a tranny or Hitler.

SMH Muslim fragility. When you have kill disbelievers in case they are so persuasive your entire beliefs system is destroyed.

Really makes you 🤔

It's second only to white fragility

It's second only to white fragility

stale meme

Judging by the downvotes he got, its pretty relevant still

/r/drama is for fun not relevancy.

shut up

And white Muslim converts are the most repulsive creatures to wander Vishnu’s green earth.

Seriously why are white converts the most annoying and ultra conservative of the bunch?

Like any convert who didn't just do it for marriage they're pretty aware of being outside of the culture for a long time and overcompensate. Funny thing is they still outrank black and South Asian Muslims overall.

The white Muslims from Southern Europe are pretty cool though. Albanians and Bosnians are bro-tier for the most part.

Yeah agreed.

The white Muslims from Southern Europe are pretty cool though. Albanians and Bosnians are bro-tier for the most part.

true but theyre not converts.

I know I'm just distinguishing the mayos.

Yeah all the islamophobia in Poland, they really have accepted and taken in their own historic Muslim population, the Tartars.

Albanian

White

lol

lolol

"Whiter than you Muham-"wait a second

No they aren't. Albanians are the scum of the earth.

They remind me of the girls who hold up the "I DON'T need feminism because" signs

The thing that makes them extra repulsive is how they're transparently going "Look at me guys, I'm one of the good ones!"

Yesss exactly

well think about it, whites are prone to submitting themselves to abrahamic desert people religions. You think christianity was made up by mayos?

Yes 1.6bn muslims all killing disbelievers. Really makes you 🤔

so it’s not just because he is an ex-muslim that he would be killed, it’s something bigger than that, there’s also more conditions to someone being identified as an apostate and thus be executed but that would be a much bigger read, in the end Islam IS a religion of peace

Holy fuck. "Let's kill the apostates," and "Religion of Peace" in the same breath.

that's what brainwashing does

I drew Mohammed

This seems like a real account.

unrelated but is there any way to force reddit or RES to only use old.reddit.com? the new design is terrible. thanks in advance

Go to your settings page, there is a way to turn it off there.

Fasting is for women and fags only.

Imagine actually starving yourself for a month because some dude thought it was a good idea some 1400 years ago.

If you want to starve yourself for a month because some dude thought it was a good idea some 1400 years ago. Great, have at it. If you have to starve yourself for a month because some dude thought it was a good idea some 1400 years ago and they will hang you from a lamppost if you don't, well that's another kettle of fish.

Imagine being this retarded

Nah kid, I may be retarded, but not retarded enough to starve over literally centuries old ideas.

Oh yeah I forgot ideas had expiry dates

They do if the idea is fucking stupid

I'd argue it's just getting started

inshallah

1400 years is "just getting started"? Sounds like Islam is retarded in more than one sense.

Fasting is actually healthy, but not drinking any water at the same time is absolutely retarded, and the severe dehydration probably kills any healthy gains you could have got.

Imagine taking sexual advice from a man who thought female genital mutilation was to a 7 or 8 year old girl the same as a circumcision to an infant boy.. 1400 years ago

Pregnant and menstruating women don't have to fast :)

I wonder how many dead and retarded babies it took to figure that exception out

Menstruating women aren't supposed to fast (and this rule comes explicitly from religious texts), but pregnant women aren't specifically exempt from fasting unless they fall under the exception for fasting causing harm to someone (either themselves, or the unborn child). While this probably applies nearly all the time for pregnant women, some still fast because it's not explicitly mentioned, while others don't.

/u/shallowm you need to see this 😂😂😂

> Not really justifying, just explaining some misunderstood topics. As muslims we never harm anyone unless they try to harm us, and if you are speaking about terrorists then that’s a whole other topic.

Ah, the good old 'no true scotsman muslim' fallacy. Wonderful.

/u/xEka17

u/xEka17, if you people are so afraid of doubt then maybe you already know deep inside that your religion is utter nonsense and that Muhammad was just the Jordan Peterson of 7th century middle east.

How dare you?! Jordan Peterson only advises us on how to "kill the snake and slay the dragon". When we're not busy with that we're either cleaning our rooms or rescuing our fathers from the belly of a whale at the bottom of the ocean. Petersonism is a religion of peace!

Jordan Peterson of 7th century middle east.

Jordan Peterson isn't a Chad like Mo man. He's far too Beta. Gotta do a lot more pillaging, slave owning and have your own harem to become that level of Alpha. JP isn't worthy until he's killed at least 1 Jewish tribe.

Wait, does this sub like or dislike peterson

delicious pasta

I didn’t mean to start a debate, I’m actually a muslim myself and I’m currently fasting, it’s actually pretty healthy and keeps you in a good fit, but the thing about what I said that people don’t understand - some muslims and non muslims alike - is that it’s not as simple as oh he left our religion! He has to die, it goes more in depth just like everything else in life has a greater meaning, when a muslim leaves islam and becomes ex-muslim and start to openly demonstrate his disbelief in the religion people start talking about it, say for example “why would he leave islam? Did he find flaws or mistakes, maybe islam isn’t clear after all?” Thus people start doubting their religion just like the ex-muslim which in turn doesn’t actually make them muslims anymore, if you no longer believe in a religion, then you are no longer part of it thus - according to the Quran - you will be sent to the lowest depths of hell AKA Jahanam, so it’s not just because he is an ex-muslim that he would be killed, it’s something bigger than that, there’s also more conditions to someone being identified as an apostate and thus be executed but that would be a much bigger read, in the end Islam IS a religion of peace, people just need to do proper research on subjects before they make an educated decision about something as main stream media could be very misleading to say the least, anyway have a great day my dudes

"We have to kill people for a greater purpose that no one knows anything about. If someone leaves Islam, it may make others also start to think rationally , therefore the apostate must die so all the little sheep stay obedient.

Oh and by the way, this is a religion of peace everyone!"

Someone pls confiscate this person's balls/ovaries so they don't reproduce.

Too late, europe imported millions of young males that believe heavily in this religion.

Sent from Chanute, KS

Sent from mothers basement.

ur mom lmao

Right wingers, the only principle they're consistent with is spreading their mental retardation as far and as often as possible.

Good, Europe will finally be uncucked from libtards and SJWs.

Allah'u Spongebar!

/u/xEka17

Fellow muslim here, killing apostates so that they "don't drag people down to hell with them" must be the dumbest logic ever. aren't you essentially throwing that apostate to hell by killing him and thus removing his chances of repenting? isn't the best solution (theoretically) to preach as effectively and as peacefully as possible so that both the atheist and the people listening to him go to heaven? that is, of course, if you actually care about "decreasing the total number of people going to hell". In reality, you're just displaying irrational, childish anger at someone not agreeing with your beliefs

Muslim here.

YOUR PROPHET WAS A PEDO

that word makes no sense considering it was 1400 years ago

Does the period matter for someone who can speak to god?

no no that's the whole point, she didn't have her period yet

He still thighed a 7 year old. Even weebs usually wait till puberty.

You're going to hell for denying the divinity of Christ. DEUS VULT!

They’re a month old troll account, boring.

Look at all the retards in that thread and in here who ate it up. It's brilliant!

Religion of peace -40

Welcome to religion of peace +35

Reddit is weird

https://i.imgur.com/hGJRpEu.jpg

Bots? They detect the phrase "religion of peace" and downvote it immediately.

They just haven’t gotten to the second one yet?

/u/xEka17

Most religion is trash, but your religion is an absolute shitpile.

Also, your false prophet was a pedophilic child rapist, and the world would be better off if he had died in infancy.

That is literally what cults do. They shame and harass people who leave to raise morale of those who remain.

/u/xEka17 I'm going to report you to the FBI. I'm sure they would be very interested in going through your comment history.

Are Krabby Patties Halal or not?

This thread makes me wanna vote for Trump tbh.

what even prompted that lmao

ITT: Rampant Islamophobia

Spongebob and Islam. This is like combining fluffernutter and raw salmon, except the salmon is still alive and wants to come to your question, mooch off your welfare, and rape your children, wife, livestock, and you.