Americucks reeee about someone not worshiping the military

9  2018-05-20 by ineedmorealts

51 comments

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u/joeGUINEA

I'm sorry, but I will always thank anyone who served and put their life on the line so jerkoffs like yourself can troll people on the internet.

When did that happen? Because all the American military has done in my life time is over throw democratically elected leaders and destabilize the middle east for funsies. And murder women and children. They did that a lot.

and even if someone in the armed forces wasnt in combat, they made sacrifices so you and I dont have to

What the fuck do you think these people are protecting you from? All they're doing is playing in the sand m8

u/cinrok1

What better way to express your edgy angst towards completely random military guys than on a reddit thread about video games!

Hey mate believe it or not some of us has issue with the Military because we don't like to see millions of Iraqi civilians die for no good reason, but I can see how you wouldn't understand that as that requires empathy, something that is beaten out of you in basic.

Where they are sent and told to do isnt their fault. Blame politicians for that

Where they are sent and told to do isnt their fault.

No, signing up in the first place is their fault

Blame politicians for that

THEY WERE JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS!!!11!

Them going isn't their fault, them pretending they're somehow protecting our freedoms because they killed a bunch of sand people is in fact their fault.

The only thing I'll thank for the freedoms this country enjoys?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGM-30_Minuteman

o7 o7 o7

TYFYS

lmao

Fuck off back to SRD with your seriousposting

no

well then

We know you're a militaryfag. It's ok hodor. All "LE radical centrists XD" in drama have strong opinions about atleast one hot topic issue.

I literally don't care if you're a hippie or a "iwouldhavejoinedbutimapussy" just don't do an uppity seriouspost

And miss out on the drama? Where do you think you are? 😄

The jungle?

No 'nam grandpa. You never want to 'nam. Stop bringing it up!

Huh? It was a Guns N Roses reference.

Mine was about daddy. I'm sorry i didn't catch yours 😔

It's okay. It was super lame.

Mine too 😉

Or that guy got triggered by someone thanking a veteran

ugh

Thanks for your service, sir.

ugh

ugh

Yea he claims he's a veteran in some random Call of Duty thread so we have to assume it's true and then take time out of our day to suck his dick. That makes sense.

You don't have to suck his dick or believe him. Just ignore it like a normal person. Virtue signalling about how 'war is bad!!' makes you come across as a 14 year old edgy lefty.

Virtue signalling about how 'war is bad!!'

I never said anything like this at all, and that was nowhere near my point. You need to brush up on reading comprehension. Or just stop making shit up so you can high road over nothing. It's pathetic.

You were being an edgy child for no reason and people were calling you a twat, sorry if you got butthurt.

Weak.

Says the guy butthurt about muy veterans

Lol if you like

Your initial comment was this and only this “Ugh”

How did you think anyone was going to take that?

I guess it just depends on how pretentious they are.

Not at all don’t blame people for not being able to comprehend your one word comment, there’s literally no substance to it so of course it leads people to making assumptions.

Especially with the word you chose

Only one single person out of all these responses has came at me with "lol war is bad mm'kay".

One single person who really enjoys being condescending because it makes them feel better about themselves.

All I’m saying is when you post the word Ugh of course people will think you are being negative. That word by itself with no context in general has a negative connotation to it.

Well, at least one person will apparently. Also my comment had nothing to do with people who are in the military, but people who line up to suck them off because of it. It's such a sad, trained response we have here in the states that makes my skin crawl.

Do you know absolutely anything about the person who said thank you for your service?

Maybe he / she has relatives in the military that have served or lost their life and that’s their way of just showing respect for what the OP may have had to go through while deployed.

I get what your saying about it being like a reflex comment that people are trained to say in America but your anger towards it and how much it bothers you is weird.

Well thankfully I don't have to live my life by your standards.

ugh

Now you're getting it.

No

Yes

/u/catorak needs to learn some respect for those who gave their all for their country and then came back to life as zombie veterans.

came back to life as zombie veterans

And then chose to star in the Call of duty games zombie modes

That’s a video game

Thank me for my service!!!!!!!!!

But you're not u/ed_butteredtoast, STOLEN VALOR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Huh??? Eli5

You have spent countless hours shit posting in service of r/drama

I'm honored 💞. Also some meanie downvoted me for no reason 😢

I was just confused asked for an explanation 😭😔

thank u 4 ur cervix

Redditors + unironic CoD fans mixed together

ugh

/u/Hawksey128 thanking people for joining the military is cringy af and you should feel bad.

I really didn’t wanna have to see this shit again but thanks for tagging me I guess, not even American and in English we’ve done stuff on Anzac Day and stuff so maybe I saw that and thought it was good to test my skills I don’t really know.

Sick of this anyway, moving on.

So one guys starts with:

Thanks for your service, sir.

... and when someone objects to cringe of it, he gets:

What better way to express your edgy angst towards completely random military guys than on a reddit thread about video games!

That was so ironic, fridge magnet would push him out of balance.

I'm offended by this thread's title

we're not americucks

we're designated school shooters

Oh hey that's me! I had a really good time in that thread. A bunch of programmed idiots throwing shade on me for not sacrificing my firstborn to every person who's changed a tire while wearing fatigues.

the military wanted me real bad because I scored in the top 10% of the country on their stupid test in high school. I denied them because I wouldnt go fight for them. I couldve had any job or training I wanted. did not want to serve.