I am not sure which is more cringey, the litany of erroneous assumptions you splayed out or the act of calling upon the student archetype with the intent of derision. Anti-intellectualism, check. src
Showers for everyone. Then when it's complete the executioners walk on to the mass grave and commit suicide. Then a nuke goes off just to catch anyone who was trying to renege.
no one knows WHY he did this, just pure speculation
pick your favorite motive and runn with it, thats what everyone does after something like this
really its ALWAYS the same thing - disturbed fucked up kid with super easy access to high powered weaponry. And no one will do anything about the latter so why bother talking abojut it?
Guns are not responsible for these deaths, typical libcuck logic. Wouldn't expect less from someone who posts on a sub laughing about "mayocide". Pathetic.
he did it because of attention seeking behavior and narcissism which has been the cause of 99% of school shootings since columbine. of course it's easier to blame it on the means (guns) rather than the motive (media coverage inspiring copycats) for political reasons
He got really fat. You are supposed to be skinny in HS, that's when you are most active. Perhaps reddit banning fat hate subs cause this. He should have been persecuted more for it, then maybe he would have got laid.
He got really fat. You are supposed to be skinny in HS, that's when you are most active.
It's an epidemic. Joe Rogan had a special forces recruiter on his podcast the other day talking about how they don't have enough people that are even qualified to enter special forces training, let alone successfully complete training.
Athletic involvement is at an all time low. I blame the vidya.
Freaks like this would normally join the military and kill middle eastern people but now they are too fat to and have to resort to this.
We've reached a point of technological advancement where simulated predation may be needed to reverse some detrimental societal effects. I propose annual death marathons for everyone 13 to 50. These marathons will feature murderbots that run slightly slower than the average jogging speed of a healthy adult.
i remember shooting a .45 outdoors with no ear protection and i could barely hear shit after for a good 10 seconds. definitely wouldn't been able to hear someones cell phone
I hope that he becomes reformed and writes a best selling book trying to pull potential school shooters off that path and deconstructing their thought process.
can you imagine somehow, even while murdering people, to paint yourself as the biggest fucking pathetic try-hard that ever walked. Dollars to donuts he stopped and said "Why so serious?" at some point.
what's the point of shooting a bunch of people if you aren't even gonna say cool one liners tho. i'd pick something cooler, like stuff that ash from evil dead says.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-05-21
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1 JumbledFun 2018-05-21
It's time to enact the death penalty for everyone that posts on 8chan
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-05-21
Ftfy:
It's time to enact the death penalty for everyone
that posts on 8chanHummanity was a mistake
1 watermark02 2018-05-21
Showers for everyone. Then when it's complete the executioners walk on to the mass grave and commit suicide. Then a nuke goes off just to catch anyone who was trying to renege.
1 jchon720 2018-05-21
This is a hate subreddit. You're allowed to say (((Jews))).
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-05-21
black pill, fam. /#nolivesmatter
1 SlackBabo 2018-05-21
Who executes the executioner tho
1 FuckElonMusk69 2018-05-21
Take the fentpill
1 Cdace 2018-05-21
I agree! The dinosaurs 🦖 are this worlds only hope
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-21
And people on /g/ shilling for brave browser need to be imprisoned 🤢🤢🤮🤮
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2018-05-21
After all the fags shilling firefox (((quantum)))
1 archdukef4gg0tlives 2018-05-21
its in a superposition of being useful and a complete piece of shit
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-21
Leaps and bounds better than the trash combo of Icecat waterfox and palemoon.
1 aqouta 2018-05-21
Brave browser is shilled for because it has a crypto currency that benefits from its success.
1 AugustusTheWolf 2018-05-21
pls dont
its the only place /zoo/ exists anymore besides kikebeastforum
1 JumbledFun 2018-05-21
dog diddlers get it too
1 AugustusTheWolf 2018-05-21
what about niggers who post on /r/nba
1 JumbledFun 2018-05-21
well considering basketball is the best sport going right now, no we get to stay.
1 AugustusTheWolf 2018-05-21
nah, niggers ge the rope too
and "best sport" is VERY subjective
1 JumbledFun 2018-05-21
who said dog fuckers get an opinion though?
1 AugustusTheWolf 2018-05-21
i'm better than a nigger soo Let's just agree to disagree
1 JumbledFun 2018-05-21
lol the delusion. Dude you're lower than a crippled homeless junkie. Animal fuckers are right there with pedos at the bottom of the totem pole
1 ItsSugar 2018-05-21
Furry thinking he's not at the bottom of the totem pole
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-05-21
This is what happens when you can't get laid, blame it on FEEEEmales and have an autistic level of likeness for vidya. اَسْتَغْفِرُ اَللّهَ
1 fuck_la_drogue 2018-05-21
Retard lol
1 hlary 2018-05-21
Retard lol
1 imnotagayboy 2018-05-21
Retard lol
1 WoWscape98-1 2018-05-21
is there even any proof that he did it because he wanted to take the patrol to the next level?
I mean most people aren't getting laid in HS and i don't think anyone would care enough about to kill people over it.
1 Bluest_waters 2018-05-21
no, no prooof of anything
1 imnotagayboy 2018-05-21
Look at his face, that's proof enough
1 Bluest_waters 2018-05-21
no one knows WHY he did this, just pure speculation
pick your favorite motive and runn with it, thats what everyone does after something like this
really its ALWAYS the same thing - disturbed fucked up kid with super easy access to high powered weaponry. And no one will do anything about the latter so why bother talking abojut it?
1 Ebony_Eagle 2018-05-21
This kid used a shotgun and a revolver, two guns I've never seen referred to as "high powered" weapons, or even calls to ban before.
1 Fnhatic 2018-05-21
I'd rather get shot once by an AR15 than shot once by a 12 gauge any goddamn day of the week.
1 Fnhatic 2018-05-21
Obviously it's because guns made him do it. He saw guns and was like 'oh shit better start killin'.
1 Bluest_waters 2018-05-21
no its cuz he's fucked in the head and had EASY ACCESS to those guns.
think
1 imnotagayboy 2018-05-21
Guns are not responsible for these deaths, typical libcuck logic. Wouldn't expect less from someone who posts on a sub laughing about "mayocide". Pathetic.
1 backltrack 2018-05-21
SHALL
NOT
BE
INFRINGED
1 cvetley 2018-05-21
he did it because of attention seeking behavior and narcissism which has been the cause of 99% of school shootings since columbine. of course it's easier to blame it on the means (guns) rather than the motive (media coverage inspiring copycats) for political reasons
1 maddestofcats 2018-05-21
Mayo culture lol
1 DownVoteGuru 2018-05-21
Pagourtzis being mayo culture.
1 archdukef4gg0tlives 2018-05-21
theres no such thing as mayo culture. youd have to be people to have culture.
1 VioletBroregarde 2018-05-21
I think he means "culture" in the microbiology sense. Like, we swabbed Santa Fe for mayo and there was a TON of it on the culture.
1 ControIIedChaos 2018-05-21
Everything around you is mayo culture you inbreeding sand nigger.
1 archdukef4gg0tlives 2018-05-21
wash yo ass yt
make sure to use the soap my ppl taught u how to use
1 ____________13 2018-05-21
tzatziki culture
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2018-05-21
gyro culture
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-05-21
what are you, 1920s kkk? 'white' is now anything with red/pink pock-marks.
1 canad1anbacon 2018-05-21
Greeks literally invented western civilization tho
1 mygoodpostingalt 2018-05-21
and look where idiot tzikiguoren are now
1 ItsSugar 2018-05-21
He's also fat.
That's pretty mayo.
1 jaja10 2018-05-21
A hero of our time
1 life_is_painfull_ 2018-05-21
fuck off
1 jaja10 2018-05-21
rude
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-05-21
kill yourself
1 jaja10 2018-05-21
rude
1 woodydeck 2018-05-21
He got really fat. You are supposed to be skinny in HS, that's when you are most active. Perhaps reddit banning fat hate subs cause this. He should have been persecuted more for it, then maybe he would have got laid.
1 the_pitizen 2018-05-21
Bullying works 99% of the time but the few times it fails to prevent something like this people are all like "we must end bullying!!"
1 Tetragrade 2018-05-21
We need more bullying to prevent retarded /r/drama comments like this.
1 the_pitizen 2018-05-21
It's too late for me. Don't go to school tomorrow.
1 jaja10 2018-05-21
Early, and often.
1 kane4life4ever 2018-05-21
big if true
1 Fiat-Libertas 2018-05-21
It's an epidemic. Joe Rogan had a special forces recruiter on his podcast the other day talking about how they don't have enough people that are even qualified to enter special forces training, let alone successfully complete training.
Athletic involvement is at an all time low. I blame the vidya.
Freaks like this would normally join the military and kill middle eastern people but now they are too fat to and have to resort to this.
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-05-21
We've reached a point of technological advancement where simulated predation may be needed to reverse some detrimental societal effects. I propose annual death marathons for everyone 13 to 50. These marathons will feature murderbots that run slightly slower than the average jogging speed of a healthy adult.
1 lowlandslinda 2018-05-21
Americans don't ride bicycles
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-05-21
bicycles are gay
1 Dropperneck 2018-05-21
I think browsing /fit/ should be required reading for all HS kids.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-05-21
That just turns them all gay
1 Dropperneck 2018-05-21
You’re thinking about r9k.
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-05-21
That's the one that turns them into school shooters.
1 Dropperneck 2018-05-21
Nah r9k is the sub that red pills young men on the healthy alternative that is bussy
1 Tobans 2018-05-21
That's /fit/
1 Dropperneck 2018-05-21
Nah that’s r9k. Fit is a board that’s about self improvement ime
1 Bigbewmistaken 2018-05-21
From photos that I've seen at most he looks a bit pudgy.
1 AggressionSsb 2018-05-21
Lmfao
1 normie_girl 2018-05-21
Have you hugged an incel today?
I haven't but I want to, /u/pizzashill
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-05-21
if you hug an incel, they dry-hump. so... win-win, right?
1 TransexualWiener 2018-05-21
even incel standards are too high to hug you.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-05-21
He gon' fry in the lake o' fire wid all the other good bois
1 pantsunami 2018-05-21
wow crazy wish i couldve been there 😩
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-05-21
me too. Which is to say, I also wish you could have been there.
1 JetBlackNinja 2018-05-21
Just to get this straight, this dude was standing next to a guy who fired a shotgun... no ear protection, but he could still hear this kid singing?
This is how conspiracy theories get started.
1 noobthrowthisaway 2018-05-21
you got a point, honestly
i remember shooting a .45 outdoors with no ear protection and i could barely hear shit after for a good 10 seconds. definitely wouldn't been able to hear someones cell phone
1 cvetley 2018-05-21
you can still hear human voices after a gunshot though (depends on the circumstances). otherwise the army would be fucked
1 JetBlackNinja 2018-05-21
M4s are not as loud as a shotgun and they wear earplugs.
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-05-21
Imagine being that kid with parents so stupid they'll can you when you're trying to hide from the school shooter.
1 DownVoteGuru 2018-05-21
im sure a couple of dead students thought the same thing.
1 KingNothing305 2018-05-21
I see he liked to play Tribes
1 Fnhatic 2018-05-21
VGS
1 KingNothing305 2018-05-21
He help rid the world of flithy and rakers
1 Pol_Pots_Crockpot 2018-05-21
Yeaaaaa I hope he gets raped in prison
1 watermark02 2018-05-21
I hope that he becomes reformed and writes a best selling book trying to pull potential school shooters off that path and deconstructing their thought process.
Also that he gets raped in prison.
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-05-21
you can't rape an incel.
1 Swingfire 2018-05-21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47Si2bH5Ol8
1 Pepperglue 2018-05-21
I can probably make a tip to whoever's reporting this crap saying he was heard saying some stupid thing and they'll ran with it.
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2018-05-21
I heard he screamed "WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!!" when the police arrested him.
1 JumbledFun 2018-05-21
to be fair you have to have a fairly high iq to get school shootings
1 Fat_Black_Chick 2018-05-21
I believe this one
1 KateUptonsCumback 2018-05-21
That made me cringe and I also found it chilling.
Like what a fucking nightmare, that’s your last minute on earth and you’re being slaughtered by a rage comic.
1 yourdeadwife 2018-05-21
Honestly that's probably how I deserve to die
1 imnotagayboy 2018-05-21
"MY FACE WHEN I GET SHOT IN THE FACE, EL-OH-EL" *bang*
"I CAN HAZ CHEESEBURGER?"
1 Korn_Bread 2018-05-21
Every time he had someone cornered he did the troll face and said “Problem?” or at least that’s what I heard.
1 automatic_chuck 2018-05-21
LMAO. Why choose that shit?
1 whatis0x6472616d61 2018-05-21
Weebshit
1 automatic_chuck 2018-05-21
But he didn't studied the blade. :-(
1 supadik 2018-05-21
h o n o r a r y a n
1 0192837465-TK1 2018-05-21
This is amazing.
1 MG87 2018-05-21
The funniest thing about this is that Ollie fucking North decided to chime in and blame ritalin
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-05-21
guns don't kill people, ritalin and doors and vidya and porn and satan and rock and roll and................
1 MG87 2018-05-21
Don't forget the raps music
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-05-21
do you mean the hippity hoppity musics? I don't listen to that. Do you know they use the n-word in their lyrics?
1 JumbledFun 2018-05-21
well we certainly know that funneling drug money to dictatorships sure doesn't kill people
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-05-21
lol this is the opposite of what they did. The Sandanistas were the ones in power and the Contras were the rebels.
1 JumbledFun 2018-05-21
Sorry got mixed up they sold arms to Iran and sent the money not the other way around
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-05-21
enema of my enema...
1 kane4life4ever 2018-05-21
Fat american psycho, but IRL
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-05-21
can you imagine somehow, even while murdering people, to paint yourself as the biggest fucking pathetic try-hard that ever walked. Dollars to donuts he stopped and said "Why so serious?" at some point.
1 sleeptightbowie 2018-05-21
We live in a society.
1 Kumdogmillionaire 2018-05-21
Splash
1 Coco_Bandicock 2018-05-21
Bottom text
1 cvetley 2018-05-21
actually he did the shooting ironically to mock school shooters. it's too bad i have to explain this every time i encounter a sub-200 IQ brainlet
1 TransexualWiener 2018-05-21
what's the point of shooting a bunch of people if you aren't even gonna say cool one liners tho. i'd pick something cooler, like stuff that ash from evil dead says.
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-05-21
but ironical
1 Commies_Suck 2018-05-21
the hero of this sub
1 TherapyFortheRapy 2018-05-21
Finally a retarded weeabo killer with pinache. He should have gone fill ninja tabi.
1 sleeptightbowie 2018-05-21
Some students reporting hearing a faint echo from the other side of the courtyard proceeding 5 gunshots, "M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILLLL (KILL) (kill)"
1 westofthetracks 2018-05-21
okay, this is epic
1 sockerpopper 2018-05-21
Damn I'm glad I'm not in school anymore. Less likely to get shot by a retard now.
1 supadik 2018-05-21
police officers still exist
and they shoot mayonnic subhumans now too
1 Tobans 2018-05-21
Only when Mayocreatures get mistaken for darkies.
1 thx_II38 2018-05-21
Battotai weebs.
1 CALAMITYFOX 2018-05-21
Where was this kids parents?
1 TherapyFortheRapy 2018-05-21
Probably not at the school.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-05-21
crackhouse
1 ControIIedChaos 2018-05-21
Well... If you have to do something like that, then that's probably the best place to start.
1 CALAMITYFOX 2018-05-21
Where was this kids parents?
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-05-21
They were waiting in a car outside the school, engine running, ready to drive getaway.
1 ControIIedChaos 2018-05-21
Well... If you have to do a school shooting, then that's probably the best place to start.
1 TeePlaysGames 2018-05-21
"Students reported that the rampage got significantly more violent after the shooter got his 6th kill and used his attack helicopter killstreak"
1 LetsBlameYourMother 2018-05-21
We're lucky he didn't get one more kill, else he would have been able to call in an AC-130.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-05-21
He had those fucking dogs from World at War.
1 TherapyFortheRapy 2018-05-21
Idk, this sounds kind of made up, guys.
1 GandalftheChromatic 2018-05-21
This is what happens when gamers rise up
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-05-21
Ban. Vidya.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-05-21
Schools need to bring back bullying. It's better these losers get pushed to suicide than think they are men and murder a bunch of people.